"Buckle his nose!"

"Rip his ears!"

"Black Tiger Digs Out Heart!"

"Monkey steals peaches!"

"Rip off his pants!"

A group of guys with strong male hormones roared excitedly as they looked at the two figures fighting together in the center.

"It's good that you Lu Fengxian, you actually dare to kick my crotch, fortunately, I know your character and prepare in advance."

"Wow, Dian Guofu, if you dare to pull my hair again, I won't be done with you."

"Lu Fengxian, you are not allowed to pull my pants again, let go quickly."

"Dian Guofu, don't pull my face again, or I'll pull your pants off."

The two super fierce generals in Guanzhong were like street gangsters at this time, and all kinds of indiscriminate methods were used by them, and they didn't care about their image at all.

Everyone in the audience laughed and commented on the two of them.

Even Chen Xu was naked, waving his arms and shouting and cheering on the side, which was a method to teach the two of them some yin people from time to time.

Because he was too excited, Chen Xu's sweat kept flowing.

Chen Xu wiped the beads of sweat from his face, and actually ran to bring a war drum, and the 'dong dong' kept knocking.

Lu Bu's handsome face was already blue and purple, and his hair was scattered over his shoulders, like a madman.

Dian Wei also put on open crotch pants now, jumped out of the battle group to cover his vital points, and roared at Lu Bu: "Lu Fengxian, I didn't expect you to be so despicable and shameless!" ”

Lu Bu also covered his face, and said angrily: "Dian Guofu, I warned you not to slap me in the face a long time ago, but you didn't give me face." ”

The two of them were like angry bulls, staring at each other with red eyes, and they both looked like they were gritting their teeth.

"Hahahaha!"

The three onlookers, Chen Xu, Chen Hu, and Chen Qing, couldn't help but laugh, and even Zhao Yun couldn't help laughing.

As for the rest of the onlookers, they all held back their laughter at this time, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud.

The two of them, who were still eyeing each other, heard everyone's laughter, and invariably set their eyes on Chen Xu and the others, and their eyes flashed with annoyance.

Lu Bu shouted loudly: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh!" ”

Dian Wei said even more murderously: "Whoever dares to laugh again, I will beat him!" ”

The two fierce generals still have some deterrent power, and everyone looks at them with a desperate posture, all of them are solemn, but the smile in their eyes can't be hidden.

"Ahem!"

Chen Xu stopped beating the drum, threw the big copper drum aside, coughed lightly twice, glanced at Dian Wei, who was gone, and his eyes suddenly moved.

He stroked his beard, shook his head and said: "In this hot summer, the wind blows the crotch of the pants and the butt is cold, who is still afraid of the heat in the future, you can learn from General Dian." ”

When Dian Wei heard Chen Xu's ridicule, his face turned red with shame, and the laughter that everyone couldn't hold back when they heard the words rang out again.

This time, even Lu Bu, who had a blue nose and swollen face, pointed at Dian Wei and laughed loudly regardless of his image.

Dian Wei was annoyed and embarrassed, turned his head suddenly, and glanced at the position of Lu Bu's crotch.

Lu Bu, who originally felt very hot, was glanced at by Dian Wei, and suddenly felt a cold air rushing to his head from his lower body, and he didn't dare to laugh at Dian Wei anymore.

He covered his face, quietly glanced at Dian Wei, and then said with a little flattery: "Guofu, let's go and change our clothes first." ”

"Otherwise, when those little guys come back, they will have to laugh off their big teeth."

Dian Wei remembered the scene of being surrounded by a group of little guys, and then pointing and laughing loudly, and he felt a little chilled.

Glancing at Chen Xu resentfully, Dian Wei ran back to the camp with his farts underneath.

Lu Bu glanced around at everyone and snorted coldly: "Whoever dares to say anything about today's matter, I will make you also have a blue nose and swollen face, and then run naked around Chang'an City." ”

Chen Xu hurriedly nodded and agreed: "If someone really runs naked in Chang'an City, this is a matter of immorality, and he must be arrested and put in prison." ”

"Hahahaha!"

When everyone heard Chen Xu's words, they couldn't help but laugh again.

Lu Bu felt uncomfortable, and he didn't care about threatening everyone, so he disappeared in place with a puff of smoke.

When Dian Wei and Lu Bu disappeared one after another, Chen Xu's face became serious.

He glanced at everyone and shouted, "Today's events must not be spread outside, can you know?" ”

When everyone saw Chen Xu's face, they couldn't help but feel a pang in their hearts, and they all nodded in agreement.

The people who are qualified to watch Dian Wei and Lu Bu fight, except for Chen Xu and others, are only their personal soldiers.

These people are trustworthy people, which is why Lu Bu and Dian Wei are so disregarding their image.

Don't look at the two of them fighting fiercely, in fact, they didn't kill each other, they just deliberately made each other ugly, which can be regarded as a sympathy between fierce generals.

Otherwise, with the power of Dian Wei's fist, a punch to Lu Bu's face can seriously injure him, and it won't be just a blue nose and swollen face at all.

Dian Wei and Lu Bu went back to wash up, then changed their clothes and walked out again.

This time, no one dared to say anything after being warned, but Lu Bu's face was not good-looking, and Dian Wei also turned into panda eyes.

Chen Xu looked at the sky and said, "Ah Jun, they won't come back until the evening, we also have to eat at noon, and the generals can go to another mountain to hunt some prey, so as to satisfy their hunger." ”

When the generals heard this, they were overjoyed, and after bringing their bows and arrows, they beckoned everyone and went into the mountains to hunt.

Chen Xu also took Dian Wei and some armor soldiers into the mountains to hunt, stayed in Chang'an for too long, and did not experience war, he also had some itchy hands.

"Rustle!"

Chen Xu led a group of people into the mountain quietly, but he also alarmed the prey inside, only to see two pheasants flapping their wings and fleeing into the distance.

Chen Xu was overjoyed when he saw this, and hurriedly bent his bow and arrows, and shot a pheasant to death with one arrow.

Dian Wei was not ambiguous, and the small halberd in his hand spun and flew out, directly nailing another pheasant to death.

Chen Xu hurriedly stepped forward, picked up the two pheasants, and suddenly said to Dian Wei: "Brother, have you ever eaten a flower chicken?" ”

Dian Wei was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Unheard of." ”

Chen Xu smiled mysteriously, and then said: "Let everyone taste the taste of called flower chicken today, let's shoot more pheasants later." ”

Dian Wei nodded when he heard this, and he was also a little looking forward to calling the flower chicken.

Following Chen Xu for so many years, Dian Wei also feels that his lord is very magical, and he always has some whimsical ideas.

Many things that he couldn't eat before were actually made into seasonings by him, and he also invented many cooking methods, and the food cooked in this way was very, very delicious.

Although Dian Wei is a fierce general, he also likes to drink, and people who like to drink have a common problem, that is, they have no resistance to delicious food at all.

The crowd was busy for a long time, and they caught a lot of prey, including some large beasts.

Seeing that it was already noon, Chen Xu immediately asked people to take the prey and rush to the direction of the camp, he looked at the two wild boars with huge bodies, and a smile appeared on his face.

"After returning to the camp, the wild boar was dealt with by the soldiers and asked them to add food."

Chen Xu is very good to his soldiers, and he can't let them watch it when he eats meat, these large prey are all prepared for the soldiers.

As for Chen Xu and the others, what they want to eat is those small prey, such as hares, pheasants and the like.

This prey is small, easy to grill, and is full of lean meat, which makes it taste very good.

After returning to the camp, Chen Xu saw a group of prey piled up at the door, including a giant bear and an elk, and couldn't help but be secretly surprised.

"Bear's paw!"

After seeing the giant bear, Chen Xu thought of the deliciousness of the bear's paw, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva secretly. But thinking of the current cooking environment, Chen Xu couldn't help but shake his head.

Although the bear's paw is good, it is too troublesome to cook, and Chen Xu misses the flower chicken in his previous life very much, and he is ready to show his skills.

Except for the younger generation, all the generals who went into the mountains to hunt have returned, and almost everyone returned with a full load.

I have to say that there are too many prey in Lishan, and the people in Guanzhong have lived a prosperous life in recent years, and few people have ventured to poach in Lishan.

After a long period of precipitation, it is not surprising that the prey here has become abundant.

"Give all the big game to the soldiers to clean up, and all the brothers will have a full meal today, and if anyone catches a pheasant, clean them all."

There are a lot of prey, and it is very troublesome to deal with, but there are too many soldiers.

Everyone worked together, and it didn't take long to dispose of the prey, including a dozen pheasants.

Chen Xu looked at these pheasants, and the joy in his eyes became stronger and stronger.

He rubbed his hands together, and then said to everyone, "I want to show my skills today, so that you can taste the taste of called flower chicken." ”

Zhao Yun was surprised in his heart and asked, "What is called a flower chicken?" ”

Chen Xu smiled mysteriously and said, "You'll know when you're done." ”

I saw that Chen Xu found a lot of seasonings, and sprinkled them evenly on the cleaned pheasants, and there were many seasonings inside and out.

Some of these seasonings were originally owned in the Han Dynasty, and some were found by Chen Xu himself.

I have to say that because of Chen Xu's physical practice, the diet of the upper-class people in Guanzhong has quietly changed.

After the pheasants were all processed, Chen Xu wrapped them all in lotus leaves.

Considering that there was no tin foil in this era, Chen Xu wrapped a few layers of lotus leaves on the pheasant, and then in the incredible eyes of everyone, he actually wrapped all the lotus leaves with mud.

Everyone was curious and asked Chen Xu what he was doing, but Chen Xu didn't answer, just silently dealt with these pheasants.

After all the processing was completed, Chen Xu threw these pheasants wrapped in mud into the fire, and everyone frowned.