Xiang Lu saw this, like a chicken pecking rice, nodded very seriously, and said, "A word is a certainty."

After that, Xiang Lu climbed into the apricot altar, walked under the big apricot tree, and began to pee.

Seeing Xiang Lu peeing with his green ass pinching ***, everyone burst into laughter.

Zhuang Jiang was blushing lower, lowering his head and not daring to look left and right.

Xiang Lu said while urinating: "The poem is like this: I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life." Urine in the water, give a drink to the song city"

Burst!

When Ji heard this, he vomited blood on the spot and fainted and fell to the ground.

Everyone reacted and laughed, you must know that Qishui is the moat of Chaoge, the capital of the country, and the daily living water of Chaoge naturally comes from this river.

Okay, now Xiang Lu pees in Qi Shui, and gives away a drink to Chaoge City?

Do you think the crowd can stop laughing?

Shao Zhengmao's facial muscles trembled even more violently.

There was laughter below, and Lu Di on the corner tower was very depressed, why did he laugh?

He asked Shi Qi to check it out, and after a while, Shi Qi came up.

Lu Di looked at his face turned into a red moon, and couldn't help but wonder, Dongmen Wuze hurriedly asked why he was laughing.

After Shi Qi finished reading the poem of one pee, Dongmen Wuze sat on the corner tower with a flutter, patting the elephant's legs and howling.

Lu Di and Zhang Mengtan couldn't help laughing, interesting and interesting children!

Eyes returned to the apricot altar, watching everyone laugh, Lu Qu's face was very bad, he thought that Xiang Lu's move was insulting his aunt Zhuang Jiang, he clenched his fists and was about to get angry, Xiang Lu seemed to feel it, and hurriedly said: "I just said the wrong word because of urgency, the poem should be like this: I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life." Pour it into the water and give it a drink to the song city. ”

Xiang Lu's children's voice came out, and there was silence on and off the field.

The change of one word, the artistic conception is earth-shaking, and the people of the lower riba have become spring and snow.

Poetry? Geek? Beauty!

The dizzy grandson of the Wei Guo Taisun Ji got up from the ground when he heard the words, and looked at Xiang Lu's gaze and couldn't help but get better.

Lu Qu was deeply shocked, and his clenched fist couldn't help but clench even tighter, and after a while, he released his fist again.

"My father used to say that a person cannot be jealous, jealousy will make the person lose his soul"

"I, Lu Qu, can't lose my soul!"

Lu Qu took a sharp breath of autumn air and then spit it out again, and the whole person became relaxed.

There was silence inside and outside the stadium for a long time, and finally Sun Chi's prodigal voice came, and he said, "Little brother, I, Sun Chi, are here to pick you up."

After speaking, Sun Chi took a figure-eight step, pondered and peed for a while and said, "I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life." Urine in the water, give a drink to the song city. When Wei waited for the news to come, he drove me away with a cane. Flee to the edge of Qi Shui, whining and urinating. It's been three years now, and I haven't reached the sea yet. ”

Silly, eyes, too!

Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard Sun Chi's words.

Wei Guo's grandson Ji Yan's huge face was as red as a baked cake that had just come out of the pot.

The people outside the field were also shocked and speechless, hiding in the dark and secretly inquiring about the performance of his beloved son, Sun Chi and his old lady Lan Jiang, after learning the "peerless chapter" chanted by the young son, he fainted on the spot, and the maids and maids were in a hurry to shout.

"What's wrong? Is my chant bad? Sun Chi on the field didn't know, at this time he was coquettishly touching his nose and asking the people who were looking at him stupidly.

Everyone subconsciously stayed away from him.

Zhuang Jiang's face was red and dripping with sweat.

Xiang Lu twisted his nose, and his little body subconsciously approached Zhuang Jiang.

"My sister's body smells so good!" Xiang Lu was secretly intoxicated.

If it is the crown prince and grandson of another country, naturally some people will laugh at it, but Sun Chi is the son of Sun Wu, the general of Qi State, who has the courage to laugh at it?

The scene was a little embarrassing, Lu Qu looked at the embarrassed aunt, then looked at Sun Chi, frowned at the sword, and said angrily: "This poem, but!" ”。

As soon as these words fell, the audience suddenly became in an uproar.

A nobleman on the spot said: "If such a poem is available, I can also pick it up." ”

"Oh, let's hear it," there were nobles who obviously wanted to hear the excitement.

"Listen," the nobleman in front of his head rolled up his sleeves, then shook his head and said, "I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life; Idle to drink and eat, and dance at night widows".

牗 (yong) refers to the wall of the door.

The masterpiece of the aristocracy entered the ears of everyone and immediately caused a scolding.

The nobleman shrank his head and said no more, and a lewd nobleman beside him tugged at his sleeve and said secretly: "It would be better to change this song like this: I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life; Drink and eat at leisure, and climb the widow at night".

The nobleman whose sleeves were torn was stunned when he heard this, bowed down and saluted: "You are my one-word master!" ”

The two seem to have met a confidant, and they can't wait to leave now and find a tavern to discuss, and the content of the discussion is naturally better to sneak into the widow's door wall, or climb the ladder in the city into the widow's door wall?

The scene was a little out of control, because many people in the audience began to talk nonsense about their own pot of wine and crooked poems.

Such as the wonderful three.

One: I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life; Spit out some ink in the chest, and stink to death flies in the world.

Second: I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life; The guest officer can't, he hates to die of shame.

Nong refers to the Wu language, which means human.

Third: I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life; Thinking of you for another three years, the body was hollowed out.

There was a commotion in the audience, and Lu Qu was furious: "Give me silence!" ”

Only then did the crowd stop frolicking and see how to continue.

Zhao Wuxian came out at this time and said, "I, I, I"

"Poetry, poetry: I, I have, there is a pot of wine, enough, enough to comfort, to comfort life; Throwing, throwing autumn, autumn wind, melting, turning rain, turning rain sacrifice, sacrificing the first mound".

"Good, yes, that's decent!" Lu Qu made an evaluation on behalf of Zhuang Jiang first.

Zhao Wuxian thanked Lu Qu, and then retreated to his place.

The prince walked out, coughed, looked at everyone, walked two steps, and then took out the jade flute in his arms, turned around, and said, "I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life." The jade flute guest in the forest is reluctant to break the bowel. ”

Although it is suspected of being pretentious, it is not bad!

Everyone nodded in admiration.

Prince Shuo of Cai Guo saw that his good friends could chant such a good sentence, and he was heartbroken and cheered in the audience.

It was the turn of the prince of the country, Ji Xu, who shook the plate with his big face and chanted: "I have a pot of wine, which is enough to comfort my life." Lying on the deer platform, drunk listening to the sound of eyes".

This poem is absolutely unbeatable!

Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard this, and even Zhuang Jiang looked at Ji Yan again.

The poem has "Comparison": Leisurely comparison, lingering with each other. Graceful and clear, like a spring cluster.

There is a phoenix seeking a phoenix, up and down its sound. I have to perch on good trees.

Leisurely comparison, lingering care for each other. Thinking about the gentleman, it is difficult to adjust the machine.

There are flowers and branches. Suitable for my wishes, years of harmony.

Leisurely comparison, lingering care for each other. The love is in the twilight.

There is a piano to invite the seer, and the ears are beautiful. I have to carry the mandarin herot.

Leisurely comparison, lingering care for each other. Thinking upside down, it's rare to confide.

Lan Gui Qi Fang, turtle age crane longevity. Express my feelings, and stay with you for a long time.