In the capital of Qi Kingdom, in the antique hall, a middle-aged man with a good face is kneeling on the ground at the moment, and there is a four or five-year-old child sitting on his back, but seeing that the child looks like a jade, and his soft and fat arms are like caterpillars in later generations, and the bread is hitting the man's head from time to time, and shouting while beating, "Cow, cow, run away, and the baby will eat grass later..."

The man who was kneeling on the ground listened, learned the old cow to moo, crawled in a circle on the left and a circle on the right, and the tears of the child's laughter came out, and they shook the man from side to side. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoThe middle-aged man felt that the lovely person on his body was in a good mood, so he mooed and crawled more vigorously.

"Your Majesty" suddenly shouted outside the hall.

The middle-aged man was having fun, but unexpectedly this sudden sound came, one accidentally pressed the sleeve, leaned forward, ah, his mouth hit the ground, a tooth was knocked out, and blood suddenly whined out.

The person outside the hall was an old man who was obedient to his ears, and when he saw his lord's mouth bleeding, he immediately shouted and screamed in the same shock as the other important ministers in the palace.

The little boy was also surprised when he saw it, and the two pairs of aura eyes instantly became foggy. The middle-aged man saw the eagerness on his face, he didn't care about the blood stains on his mouth, and stepped forward to hug Yutong and did his best to play the clown, but Yutong seemed to be really frightened, and the tears were still fluttering and falling, the man was really anxious, he knelt on the ground again, biting one end of the rope in his mouth, letting Yutong ride on his back, and handed the other end of the rope to Yutong.

The old man next to him was stunned by this picture. The old man sighed and looked around and said, "If you don't go to ask for a doctor, you will be bandaged with the king."

"No"

"It's Yan Qing?" The middle-aged man sat on the main seat with the jade boy in his arms, and he looked humane.

"Your Majesty, do you remember the tree that the baby planted last month?"

"Remember! What, is something wrong with that tree? The middle-aged man took advantage of Yu Tong's inattention and secretly kissed his pink face, Yu Tong pouted when he saw this, and twisted his head obviously very dissatisfied. When the middle-aged man saw it, he smiled.

The old man in the hall held back his dissatisfaction, gritted his teeth and said, "Your Majesty, that tree is dead!" ”

"Dead?" The middle-aged man was obviously also surprised, and looked at the old minister who claimed to be Yan Ying suspiciously.

"Yes, dead!" Yan Ying's tone was cold, "After the minister planted the tree, he couldn't sleep morning and night, always thinking about the tree, worrying about the tree, so every morning and evening, he would fertilize and water, but after a month, the tree showed no signs of germination, so the minister peeled off the bark of the tree with a knife and found that the tree had died!" ”

"Dead? Why is that? The middle-aged man frowned, knowing that he had seen the tree with his own eyes at that time, and at first glance, it would be a sapling that could become a pillar in the future.

"Your Majesty, the old minister can't figure this out!"

Yu Tong looked at Yan Ying at the bottom of the stairs, and pursed his red lips, "Daddy, this kid knows." ”

When the middle-aged man heard this, he looked at his youngest son who was most beloved, "Oh, Tu'er, you know? ”

"Of course you know, you don't want to see whose son Tu Tu is?" The jade boy raised his chin high and stared.

The middle-aged man looked at his son's handsome appearance, and when he heard his words, he loved it very much, this son is like me!

"Hmph, Old Man Yan! The reason why your tree is dead is because you are too confused, the tree is not a human, how can you water and fertilize every day? ”

Yan Ying stumbled when he heard this, this kid is really good! He wanted to use this story to advise the Lord not to spoil Zixi, otherwise Zixi would die like a tree. But now that this little boy is a simple tree is not a person, he blocked his next words alive, he was panicked, and his old face was a little dark.

Sure enough, the middle-aged man's next words completely extinguished his plan, "Tu'er is reasonable, Yan Qing, why are you so confused?" Trees don't have two meals a day like people, and if you water and fertilize them twice a day, the tree will definitely be strung to death! ”

After listening to the middle-aged man's words, Yu Tong's smiling little face was flushed, and his smart beaded eyes peeked at Yan Ying's appearance, but his heart turned straight up, hehe, Yan Ying, Yan Zi, what about it? Fight with the master, you still have to drink the master's foot washing water!

It turned out that this jade boy turned out to be a soul control guest, he was originally an incognito "master of Chinese studies" in later generations, when digging the ancient tomb in the old Qi hometown one day, he encountered a collapse, he hid in a coffin in a hurry, and he didn't want the owner of the coffin to be Lu Di, the youngest son of Qi Jinggong's favorite.

He was excited, very excited, and he found some bamboo slips with words such as "Zhou Yi", "Tao Te Ching", and "Analects", because the content on them told him that these famous works that were regarded as the guidelines by later generations would be updated after 2,500 years of interruption, but before he had time to rejoice, a beam fell down, and as a result, he was buried alive at the bottom of the coffin.

When he woke up, he was what he is now, Lu Di, five-year-old kawaiiwa!

That middle-aged man, you don't have to guess that it is the Qi Jinggong with mixed reputations, the bigwig of Qi who has reigned for 58 years, and the Harpy character who has created countless fables and idioms, Lu Pestle!

As for the old man, he is the third of the five prime ministers during the reign of Qi Jinggong, Yan Ying and Yan Zi, that is, the one who wrote "Yan Zi Spring and Autumn"!

Qi Jinggong looked at what his beloved son said that Yan was not light, and laughed. Then a legendary scene happened, I saw our soul control guest, walking on the small feet of an official, straight to the place where Qi Jinggong was knocked out of his big teeth as a cow, looked for it carefully, suddenly his eyes lit up, ran over, and carefully held the bloodstained teeth with his hands, "Daddy, look at your teeth, what do they look like?" ”

When Qi Jinggong heard this, he frowned, "Tu'er, a tooth is a tooth, what else can it look like?" ”

Lu Di smiled when he heard this, and leaked out the cute little tiger teeth, "Daddy, let's see what this tooth looks like?" With that, turn your teeth upside down, so that your gums are up.

Qi Jinggong looked at his beloved son's appearance, his eyes were full of tenderness, he pretended not to know, and shook his head.

"Haha, Daddy is so stupid! It's like a mountain! Lu Tu smiled.

Yan Ying suddenly panicked when he heard this, the tooth is a mountain, the blood stains on the tooth are like a river, and the tooth fell from the mouth of the king, doesn't this indicate that the Qi country will have a bloody war after the king, and finally lose the country? Combined with the current situation in Qi State, the more he thought about it, the more panicked he became, and finally became miserable.

The current state of Qi has four major forces that control the country's military and political affairs, and if they are divided in order of strength and weakness, they are Chen (Tian) Qi, a doctor known as Chen Banguo, whose main forces are in the countryside; One is the doctor Gao Zhang, whose main forces are in the military, such as the general Guoxia; One is the Qing school scholar represented by Yan Ying; The last major faction is the flattering forces led by Liang Qiu. As for other minor forces, such as the centrist strings, the list goes on. In short, the country of Qi is very chaotic now, very chaotic! Once there is an imbalance between the four major forces that support the Qi State, it will mean a catastrophe of annihilation!

"Daddy, you made a cow for Tu Tu and lost a tooth, and in the future, Tu Tu will be a cow, and you will build a country for Daddy..."

Qi Jinggong laughed when he heard this, hugged his beloved son, and mooed on the ground with him. Yan Ying didn't listen to the frolicking sound of the father and son, he kept thinking about the tooth and blood that Jun lost in his mind at the moment...

"Yan Qing, are you in trouble?" Qi Jinggong and his beloved son Lu Di were tired of playing, and they saw that Yan Ying was still in the palace.

Yan Ying reacted and saluted, "Your Majesty, the envoy of the Lu State, Kong Qiu has arrived."

"Kongqiu? It's him, this widow remembers that he had a relationship with him when the widow went to Lu State. Yan Qing, what do you say about this Kongqiu? Qi Jinggong frowned.

Yan Ying thought for a while, and seemed to point out, "Your Majesty, Ying heard that in the time of the sage Zhou Gong, the world was sealed in Jiuding, and the Lu State accounted for one of them, so although the Lu State was weaker than Qi, Jin, and Chu for a hundred years, the countries did not dare to underestimate it. Because he has a tripod, although the tripod is dilapidated, but the three feet that support the tripod are still the same length, and now the baby heard that the three feet that support the world of Lu are not stable, and the baby thinks that Kong Qiu must be for this matter! ”

Qi Jinggong is a talented master, he understood the true meaning of what Yan Ying said after a short thought, dare to love Lu Guo's "Three Huan" and Yang Hu have a quarrel, and Lu Guo's old friend wants to use his own strength to balance the court. Thinking of this, Qi Jinggong smiled at Lu Di and said, "Tu'er, did you say that Daddy would not receive Kong Qiu?" ”

When Lu Di heard this, he pretended to be stupid and said, "Daddy, who is Kong Qiu, and who is Lu Guo?" Can you eat it? ”

Qi Jinggong looked at his son's cute expression, smiled even sweeter, Yan Ying is face was even darker, if before Lu Di was born, his own monarch heard that an envoy had come to see him, and he would definitely convene civil and military henchmen, and then decide, now that the state affairs of the hall actually consulted a child, what kind of system is this? Hey, the ancestors of the Qi country, is the Qi country really going to change the sky?

"Haha, Tu'er, Kong Qiu is a person, and Lu Country is a country next to our Qi Country, you can't eat it!" Qi Jinggong touched Lu Di's little arm like a caterpillar's bread, and his heart was soft.

"Oh, you can't eat it!" Lu Di seemed to be a little depressed, and then seemed to think of something, his eyes lit up and said, "Daddy, you just said that the envoy named Kong Heqiu is the envoy of the Lu State, what is the envoy?" ”

"An envoy is a minister sent by the king of a country to other countries"

"Oh! And what is the king? ”

"The monarch is the lord of a country that rules the country, such as Daddy, I am the monarch of our Qi country"

"Ah, Daddy is the king!" When Lu Di heard this, he happily jumped in Qi Jinggong's arms, but Qi Jinggong was defenseless, and was instantly hit by his son's little radish on his chin, squeaked, and bit the tip of his tongue, and he was cold in pain, but the smile he looked at his son never changed.

Yan Ying in the hall saw that the father and son had endless questions and answers, her face turned even darker, and she deliberately raised her voice a little and said, "Your Majesty, Kong Qiu, should we summon it now or not?" ”

Qi Jinggong heard Yan Ying's dissatisfaction, waved his hand and said, "Let him in!" ”

Yan Ying listened to this. After a while, Yan Ying walked in with a middle-aged man, Lu Di glanced at it secretly, and immediately smiled back and forth, and the funny boy's laughter was endless in the empty valley in the hall.

When Qi Jinggong saw it, he asked Lu Di very suspiciously, what is this? Lu Di stepped on Qi Jinggong's lap, lay on his ear, and whispered softly. Qi Jinggong listened, glanced at Kong Qiu, hugged Lu Di and laughed and almost fell to the ground.

Kong Qiu was already a little dissatisfied, snubbing the envoy is like snubbing his own monarch, although he has a relationship with Qi Jinggong, he had a bad impression of him at first, but now looking at Qi Jinggong playing with a child in the court, his face is even more angry, he doesn't look like a human monarch, he doesn't look like a human monarch!

"Qi Hou, Kong Qiu heard that there were two kinds of animals in the Chu State, the wolf was fierce but had no wisdom, and the wolf was wise but not brave, so they were chased by their natural enemy tiger and there was nowhere to hide, and finally one day these two animals thought of a note, and the wolf complemented each other, and the fierce tiger was also afraid of them and did not dare to feed on them. But later, the wolf saw that the tiger did not dare to move him and was comfortable, thinking that all the credit should belong to him, he insulted the embarrassment, although the embarrassment had no courage, but the ambition was there, and finally one day he couldn't bear it anymore, and made a big shot, and the tiger who had been watching it on the side saw this, and seized the opportunity to bite the embarrassment to death, and the wolf fled to the wasteland in fright, and still does not dare to return to the old land of Chu."