Cheng Yanjin insisted on deciding who would sit in the high hall position by force, which made the eldest grandson Wuji very headache, and he decided to throw the problem to Li Hao in desperation: "Li Hao, why don't you propose a way, let's compare and see who should sit in this high hall position." ”

Li Hao's eyes rolled, his mind moved, and he suddenly faced the direction of Chang'an, bowed down, and then said slowly: "Hao has been deeply favored by the emperor, and has long regarded His Majesty as his reborn parents. ”

The eldest grandson Wuji and Cheng Yanjin were stunned and didn't dare to squeak, Li Hao had brought the emperor out, what else could they say, I saw Li Hao continue: "But Your Majesty is busy with state affairs and has no time to participate in Hao's wedding, but it doesn't matter." As he spoke, he took out the decree and placed it on his seat, saying, "When you see this decree, if you meet your majesty's holy face, let me use it instead of your majesty." ”

Cheng bit Jin's mouth and didn't say anything, and the eldest grandson Wuji could only nod helplessly: "Okay, Your Majesty is the lord of the Tang Dynasty, and the people of the Tang Dynasty are all his people, and the people are the people, and there is also a 'son' in it, haha." ”

Although he didn't grab the position in the high hall, Cheng Biting Jin didn't grab it either, and everyone was even.

The next thing is to worship heaven and earth, worship the high hall, send it into the cave room, send away the bride, the wedding banquet begins, Li Hao specially set up a table of wine banquet in the main hall, and arrange for the big guys to sit down for the banquet.

Cheng Biting Jin is not particular about this goods, he persuades him to drink vigorously, and pours Li Hao into a lot of meat and eight vegetables, and a pound of spirits in his stomach, Li Hao feels that the whole world is turning, and the last trace of reason gives his brain a command, pretending to be drunk.

Not to mention, this trick is really spiritual, Li Hao slid to the bottom of the table, and then pretended to be unconscious, Cheng Yanjin really let him go, and called Du Hong to take Li Hao away.

Du Hong helped Li Hao to leave, Li Hao just got out of the yard and picked his throat hard, only to pick twice, wow whined out a large puddle of filth, just ate the vegetables and wine spit out most of it, Li Hao suddenly felt much more comfortable, and said in a daze: "Help me go...... Summerhouse...... Hair. ”

Du Hong hurriedly helped Li Hao to the backyard garden, there is a small artificial lake in the garden, there is a pavilion in the middle of the lake, on this midsummer night, the evening breeze on the pavilion is blowing, it is a good place to enjoy the shade.

met Shi Xiaoyun on the way, and Du Hong asked her to boil some sobering soup and send it to the pavilion.

After drinking the sobering soup and blowing the cold wind in the pavilion for more than an hour, Li Hao's wine strength finally dissipated a lot, although he still felt dizzy, but at least he didn't have to speak with his tongue straight.

At this time, Du Hong said: "Young master, today is your big day, the new lady is still waiting for you in the room, the old slave will send you back to the room." ”

"What's new, ma'am." Li Hao took advantage of this wine to complain, "I only met yesterday, and the Communist Party met once, and I got married today, and let me sleep with her, I'm not a stallion, it's too hasty, it's too hasty." ”

Du Hong was surprised: "Men and women are not allowed to meet before getting married, young master, you have met once, where is the sloppiness?" ”

Li Hao rolled his eyelids and said: "What do you know, people talk about feelings, feelings, understand, love, can be together, this is a mess to get married and bed, so I ...... It's like going to a kiln. ”

Du Hong hurriedly said: "Young master be cautious, this is a marriage given by the emperor, don't talk nonsense." ”

"What's wrong with the emperor!" Li Hao glared and shouted, "He is also lenient, Lao Tzu has to intervene when he gets married, and he will fall into the well, if it weren't for his 10,000 yuan gift, Lao Tzu would not be too lazy to pay attention to him." ”

"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Du Hong was so frightened that his soul fell, and he hurriedly reached out to cover his mouth, "Young master, don't say it, but don't say it, all the adults are here today, and they will die when they hear it!" ”

"Get out of the way!" Li Hao brushed aside Du Hong's hand, rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't say it, don't say it, why don't you cover my mouth, do you wash your hands after peeing, I have a habit of cleanliness." ”

Seeing him staggering to his feet, Du Hong hurriedly stepped forward to support him: "Young master, go back to the room, don't make trouble." ”

Li Hao sighed, rolled his eyes vigorously, did feel sleepy, and waved his hand: "Well, go back to sleep." ”

Du Hong breathed a sigh of relief, hurriedly helped Li Hao back to the room, and sent him into the cave room before leaving.

After Li Hao entered the cave room, he saw the bride lying on the bed in a red robe, and when he stepped forward to take a closer look, he saw that there were many ropes tied to her body, and her head was covered with a hijab.

"Yo!" Li Hao laughed, "How can there be a crab tied up with five flowers." ”

As soon as the words fell, the bride kicked her legs hard and struggled, making a screaming sound.

Li Hao was happy, he thought that only he was tied up to get married, but he didn't expect the bride to be treated like this, and his psychology was suddenly balanced, he stepped forward to remove the hijab, Turandot's face was revealed, and he saw that she was stuffed with a red cloth in her mouth, and she was staring at Li Hao with a pair of big eyes.

Li Hao ripped off the red cloth towel in her mouth again, burped, and said, "Hey, why are you tied up like a zongzi." ”

"It's not you!" Turandot cried out in exasperation and struggled, but to no avail.

"Hey, that's funny." Li Hao stared at you and asked, "When did I hurt you, after I got out of the ring, I didn't even see you, when did I tie you up." ”

"You still have the face to say!" Turandot was angry, and his Chinese suddenly became fluent, "You won the ring by despicable means, my father and uncle forced me to marry you, but I refused, so they tied me up like this......"

"Yo, you've been forced to marry too." Li Hao was suddenly happy, because someone was as miserable as himself, no, it was worse than himself, at least now he was not tied into a dumpling, and he also earned 50,000 yuan.

He suddenly felt that this little girl was also quite pitiful, and his tone changed, and he asked, "Your name is Turandot?" ”

Turandot rolled his eyes and said a grunter foreign language, Li Hao frowned: "If you don't speak human words, I won't loosen your bonds." ”

Turandot's momentum suddenly weakened, and he replied in Chinese: "My name is Turandot." ”

"Okay, Turandot." Li Hao jumped on the bed, sat cross-legged next to her, and said, "It's not very difficult for me to untie you, as long as you promise to sign a contract with me, I will untie you immediately." ”

Turandot looked confused: "What is the contract?" ”

"Don't worry about the details." Li Hao waved his hand and said, "I'll tell you the general content of the contract directly, the content is that although we have become married, we are only husband and wife in name, but not husband and wife." ”

"What do you mean by a husband and wife affair?" Turandot was a curious baby.

This question is so shameful, Li Hao raised his eyebrows, and said with a wicked smile: "The matter of husband and wife is to take off all their clothes and then sleep together in bed." ”

Turandot blushed when he heard this, and spat: "Who wants to sleep with you!" ”

"That's the best, there's no disputing that." Li Hao continued, "In life, I will ensure that you have no worries about food and clothing, and I will give you pocket money every month, but you are not allowed to care about me, no matter what I do, you are not allowed to care about me." ”

"Whoever wants your stinky money, I don't bother to care about you." Turandot's face was full of disdain.

"It's best not to have money, and it helped me save money." Li Hao continued, "Also, you have to cooperate with me and play the role of my wife well, so that others can't see that we are a contract couple, although you are a flat wife, a flat wife is also a wife." ”

Turandot rolled his eyes and thought about it, and felt that it didn't seem to be very difficult, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I promise you." ”

"That's great, I'll write the contract." Li Hao got out of bed and got pen and paper as he spoke, and was about to write a contract, only to write a few words, Turandot suddenly asked, "What do you write?" ”

"Contract." Li Hao said and picked it up and sent it to her to show her.

Turandot's words made Li Hao collapse: "I don't know how to read." ”

Li Hao was stunned for a moment, and sighed helplessly: "Okay, then I can only make a verbal contract for the time being, I declare in advance that I am a very disciplined person, and there is absolutely no problem with my reputation." He couldn't help blushing a little when he said this, it seems that his skin is still not thick enough.

Turandot understood the meaning of his words, and hurriedly said: "I never tell lies, you loosen my ties first." ”

Li Hao thought for a while and said, "You have to promise me first, start learning words tomorrow, there is no text contract, I don't know the bottom of my heart." ”

Turandot was stunned and said, "Who taught me?" ”

Li Hao was stunned for a moment, yes, who can teach her to read, he definitely doesn't have the patience, send her to the school, don't be funny, this is the Tang Dynasty.

He couldn't think of a good way for a while, so he could only say perfunctorily: "You should do it first, I will find a way to solve it and invite a female gentleman to teach you." ”

Turandot nodded in agreement, and Li Hao released it for her.

After the rope on Turandot's body was untied, he couldn't wait to jump off the bed to move his hands and feet, Li Hao said with a smile: "Look, I'll keep my word, and I'll let you loosen the tie when I say it......"

"Slap" Before he finished speaking, Turandot slapped Li Hao in the face, Li Hao was completely stunned, and was stunned for two seconds before shouting angrily: "You are insane, I untied you, and you still beat me?" ”

Turandot muttered a large number of foreign words in a loud voice, Li Hao couldn't understand a word, and shouted depressedly: "Speak human words!" ”

Turandot said: "Whoever asked you to insult me in the ring, I only promised to ignore you, but I didn't promise not to beat you." ”

Li Hao wanted to cry without tears, he was actually played with words by a girl who didn't speak Chinese well, he was a little doubtful of his IQ, and in the end, he found an excuse for himself, he drank too much and his brain was not clear.

This night, Turandot slept on the big bed, Li Hao slept on the couch, the couch is actually a bit similar to the sofa in later generations, and the wedding night was so hard, there was no one.