Chapter 289: Crappy Communication
"Xuanhe, it's okay, concubine, it's just a little sentimental."
Chen Xin continued to follow Anya's back, his brain spinning rapidly, searching his stomach and thinking about what Anya was sad about.
On the other hand, in order to delay time, he was unhurried, asking in a relaxed chat-like tone, "What is Xiaoya sentimental?" Let me guess.
If you guess correctly, is there a reward?
If there is a reward, there must be a punishment, otherwise, if you guess wrong, you will punish me like Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law, carrying Anya around the yard? ”
Chen Xin was talking nonsense in the innermost, delaying as much time as possible, thinking about what the problem was.
And Anya was also amused by Chen Xin's casual nonsense punishment, but when her eyes fell on the pot on the windowsill, after Chen Xin went out to pick the hibiscus flowers this morning, she sighed lightly again and became depressed.
Chen Xin followed Anya's gaze and moved his gaze, and when he found her sighing at the flower pot, he felt that he really couldn't grasp the point. I thought about it for a while, and I was about to run out of words.
Suddenly, Chen Xin's brain opened, and in his mind, the scene of Lin Daiyu's funeral of flowers appeared, although it felt a little unreliable, but when he thought of the future generations, people often used cats to describe women.
If this is the case, I am afraid that the woman's brain circuit is also at the level of neurosis. Perhaps, Anya's sad things at this time could really have something to do with wilted flowers?
Just do it when you think of it, Chen Xin has always been resolute, "Are you sad for the pot of hibiscus I picked for you?" Are you sad that winter is approaching and the flowering season is withering?
Little fool, everything has two sides. The law of development of things is dialectical and unified.
You know, after winter, it's spring again. The flowers are withering in order to usher in a new bloom in the coming year.
There are clouds in ancient poems, and falling red is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers. It's a very romantic thing.
If you are still melancholy about this matter and can't think about it, then why don't I accompany you to the funeral flowers?
We bury the withered flowers in the soil near the hibiscus flowers that grow in the wild, make a mark, and when the next year comes, we will go together to see the new life that arises against the backdrop of the fallen flowers, okay? ”
Anya was persuaded by Chen Xin to cry and laugh a little, "It turns out that the concubine is in your eyes, is she such a weak and sad character?" ”
Chen Xin seemed to be a hedgehog that had been tempted, and subconsciously fought back, and immediately asked, "Isn't it?" ”
After that, I felt that the speed at which these words blurted out was too fast, and it was a bit out of place.
Fortunately, Anya didn't care about this thing, but proudly said to Chen Xinyi, "The concubine is not the kind of weak woman, although she is not as brave as you, but she is also skilled in fists and feet, and other idle and cold weapon masters may not be able to escape from the concubine's hands." ”
Chen Xin was very interested in Anya's appearance at this time, smiled, pinched the other party's upturned nose, and said dotingly, "Yes, yes, yes, Xiaoya, you are the best, the last time Lao Chen scared the two of us, Xiaoya's reaction was a step faster than mine." ”
Anya snapped, opened Chen Xin's unruly hand, and said angrily, "I hate it, don't pinch the concubine's nose, if it's long, it won't look good." ”
When Chen Xin heard such childish words, he burst out laughing again, and Anya was also infected by Chen Xin's laughter, and they giggled together.
The two laughed and laughed, Chen Xin didn't hold on, "oops", fell on the carpet, subconsciously, stretched out his hand, and fell down with Anya's chair.
Anya fell a little slowly, so she had a certain amount of reaction time, in order not to hurt Chen Xin, Anya pulled violently, and the chair flew out to the side, but she was a little embarrassed by inertia, and fell to the ground with her head on the ground.
Chen Xin was already lying down on the carpet at this time, and when he saw Anya's appearance, he immediately reached out to intercept her and pulled her into his arms.
The two of them lay on the ground face to face in the posture of a woman and a man, and Chen Xin muttered mischievously in Anya's ear, "Oh, Xiaoya, why did you weigh so much all of a sudden, how much did you eat for lunch, if it goes on like this, I can't afford to support you." ”
Anya was still checking whether Chen Xin had any abnormal reactions, but when she suddenly heard Chen Xin ridiculing her for being too fat, she suddenly couldn't bear it, and while riding on Chen Xin, she kept beating Chen Xin's chest with her small fist, and said angrily, "You are talking nonsense, calling you to bully me, calling you to bully me." ”
Chen Xin is such a macho guy, how could he let a woman ride on him, he naturally wanted to resist, and after turning over and holding down Anya, he restrained the other party's hands, and said with a smug smile, "I just bullied you." ”
Anya pretended to be vicious and said, "Ah, I'm going crazy." As he spoke, one hand sensitively broke free from Chen Xin's control and tickled him.
It's a pity, this little trick, how can Chen Xin resist? He controlled Anya again with his backhand, and then, with one free hand, scratched Anya's itch and said, "Hehe, Xiaoya, you actually dare to touch my itchy hole, you are killing yourself." ”
Anya giggled teasingly, and couldn't bear to forgive, "Good brother, spare the concubine, don't dare to do it again." ”
Chen Xin smiled evilly, "No, this kind of insincere surrender is useless, this king refuses to accept it, unless you surrender unconditionally." ”
Anya Mei flipped her eyes and gave a beautiful white eye "Hmph, unconditional surrender, impossible, at least to retain autonomy." ”
Chen Xinyin smiled, "Say it again, it's impossible, Xiaoya, you only have to surrender unconditionally." ”
"Hmph, unconditional surrender? You black-hearted bad guy, do you want to bully your concubine for the rest of your life? ”
Chen Xin stopped tickling, put his mouth to Anya's ear, and whispered, "Xiaoya, let me tell you, you are mine, and you are destined to be bullied by me for the rest of your life." ”
Anya Qiao's face was slightly red, and she looked at Chen Xin with a confused look.
This touching style almost made him unable to hold it.
The two froze for a moment, and then, Chen Xin slowly and heavily breathed, approached Anya's cherry lips. Anya, on the other hand, closed her eyes shyly.
However, suddenly, Chen Xin stopped moving, and he thought of an important thing, "What is it that makes Anya unhappy?" ”
"What a bastard," Chen Xin scolded himself secretly.
He was really speechless, his own crooked building ability was really amazing, just one thing, asked a few times, and it was crooked to 108,000 miles away.
Anya didn't wait for the storm for a long time, she opened her eyelids tremblingly slightly, and Chen Xin's eyes were in a daze.
Anya couldn't cry or laugh, "This idiot is stunned." ”
Then she gently nudged Chen Xin, "Xuanhe, what do you want?" ”
"Huh?" Chen Xin casually said, "Oh, I'm thinking about a powerful divine beast with boundless mana. ”
This statement made Anya have a strong curiosity, what kind of divine beast can actually compare to her, a great beauty?
"Divine beasts? What kind of divine beast is actually worth thinking about at this time? ”
Chen Xin reacted from deep thought, and found that he actually casually talked nonsense about such a thing, and couldn't help scratching his head and began to lie, "That divine beast, whose scientific name is River Crab, is a huge magical creature that wields big scissors and loves to drink tea.
Everywhere it goes, there is harmony, human beings get along with each other, and even if they kill people, they don't see blood.
Also, under its gaze, there can be no transgression between men and women, and even the candles in the cave can only hold hands.
What's even more amazing is that just pulling hands like this can actually give birth to offspring.
Once there is a move to cross the line, it will attract the holy light of the river crab and be 404 dropped.
You say this kind of divine beast, is it powerful? ”
"Huh?" Anya was stunned for a moment and asked nervously, "Is there really such a divine beast?" And what is 404? ”
Chen Xin nodded affirmatively and said, "There are really divine beasts, I've seen a lot of them." As for 404, it was an extremely eerie little black room, and after entering it, it didn't come out. ”
Anya hesitated and asked, "Then, which river crab will notice that our kingdom is coming here?" ”
Chen Xin touched the stubble on his chin, thought about it and said, "I don't know, the most powerful thing about that river crab is that it is elusive, and it comes and goes without a trace."
However, I think that now our kingdom is still very weak, and the permanent population is not too large, so it should not attract the attention of the divine beasts, after all, this world is so big, there are so many people who need its attention, and it should not be troublesome for us to be such a small shrimp.
However, according to my thoughts, since the mythical beast really exists, then we should also be careful, as much as possible, so as not to provoke the attention of the river crab. ”
Anya's eyes also rolled a few times, and she echoed Chen Xin and said, "Oh, then let's be careful, Xuan He, in the future, let's just hold hands, don't have more intimate movements." ”
"Huh?" Chen Xin cried with a sad face, "Xiaoya, you can't be like this." ”
Who knows, Anya ignored Chen Xin's wailing at all, snorted and raised her head, turned around and walked away arrogantly, "I dug the pit myself, bury it myself." ”
Chen Xintian sighed: "What kind of sin have I created?" ”
Then, Chen Xin suddenly reacted, Anya seemed to have just said after hearing her explanation that under the gaze of the river crab, you can have a child by holding hands, the two only hold hands?
So, Anya, is she willing to give birth to herself so early?
"Could it be that I misunderstood? But what if you get it right? If so, am I ready for a new life? But if you really misunderstand and work hard in this direction, if it goes against Xiaoya's wishes, will it be too embarrassing? ”
In the entanglement, Chen Xin was ruthless and decided to simply ask directly, anyway, if he asked, he would not lose a piece of meat.
Moreover, he was still consoling Anya just now, the two should have a communication channel, he is a man, and he should set an example for his woman.
After all, the life of husband and wife river crabs needs to be created together.