"Lingjun, little Lingjun, give Dad a smile!" Zhou Hexuan pushed the cradle and teased his daughter. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ahh......h

Xiao Lingjun's watery eyes widened, looking at his father curiously, waving his little hands to scratch the air.

Zhang Yunhe said with a smile: "Mr. Wang Guowei is worthy of being a university scholar, and the name he chose is really good, good to listen to and easy to remember. After a few words of praise, she tentatively said, "Lingjun is about to turn one year old, shouldn't I hold a birthday banquet?" ”

In a legal sense, the identity of the aunt's wife is not recognized, and she is not even as good as a concubine in feudal society.

The relationship between Zhou Hexuan and Meng Xiaodong is only known to a few friends.

Zhang Yunhe's proposal to hold a birthday banquet for the children is nothing more than to invite guests and confirm the identity of Meng Xiaodong's aunt.

Meng Xiaodong naturally understood, but she was worried about damaging Zhou Hexuan's reputation, so she hurriedly said: "Let's get together with my own family, call my uncles and uncles too, and don't invite others." ”

"That's fine." Zhang Yunhe was a little helpless.

Zhou Hexuan must take into account the feelings of Zhang Leyi and Meng Xiaodong at the same time, please let Zhang Leyi be unhappy, please be sorry for Meng Xiaodong if you are less, he compromised: "I'll invite a few more good friends." ”

Zhou Hexuan's so-called friends are naturally the kind of people who get closer. Like the Tianjin Youth Gang boss and the president of the Tianjin General Chamber of Commerce, although it is very face-saving to invite him, it is completely unnecessary. Even he didn't bother to invite a few friends from Beiping, and others would delay time when they went on a trip.

In fact, I also invited a few colleagues from Ta Kung Pao, such as Hu Zhengzhi, Zhu Xiang, Zheng Zhengyin, Wu Mi and Li Shoumin. Shen Congwen went to Shanghai to be a teacher, there was no way, this person is probably crazy to write love letters chasing female students.

On Yuan Kewen's side and Yuan Gongzi's side, Zhou Hexuan sent an invitation, but they were in Shanghai and couldn't care about eating Xiao Lingjun's full moon wine.

As for Concubine Dao Wenxiu, in order to avoid the embarrassment of her meeting Wanrong, don't invite her.

A few days later, Zhou Hexuan set up three tables of banquets at home, and only more than 20 of Meng Xiaodong's mother's family came.

"Brother Mingcheng, congratulations!" Zhu Xiang led his four-year-old daughter into the door, his wife was pregnant with a second child and did not come, and she was about to give birth in the next few days.

Zhou Hexuan said with a smile: "I am happy and happy, and I also wish my younger brothers and sisters a big fat boy!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Li Shoumin came over with his younger brother, handed over the gift and said, "Brother Zhou, this painting is for my niece." ”

Zhou Hexuan opened it to take a look, but it was a plum blossom painted by Li Shoumin himself, and immediately smiled: "I have a heart." ”

What surprised Zhou Hexuan was Zheng Zhengyin, who actually appeared with Shi Jianqiao.

Historically, Zheng Zhengyin used knives, guns and sticks as companions and fought as a single for a lifetime. In order to avenge her father, Shi Jianqiao married the chief of the intelligence unit under Yan Xishan, because her husband was not concerned about revenge, she returned to Tianjin with her children and separated from her husband directly.

These two people who can't be beaten with eight poles actually came together because of the butterfly effect brought by Zhou Hexuan.

It's normal to think about it seriously, Zheng Zheng is a hot-blooded Chinese character, and Shi Jianqiao is a fierce woman, so it's easy for them to look at each other.

Soon, Hu Zhengzhi also brought his wife to the scene and gave a jade pendant to Xiao Lingjun.

Before the official opening of the feast, a head shaving ceremony is completed.

This belongs to the customs and traditions, the full moon wine is also called shaving wine, on this day to ask the head shaving master to come to the door, shave off the child's fetal hair. In the old days, the ceremony of shaving the fetal hair was very solemn, and the red candles were lit at home, red cloth was spread on the table, and tributes were placed.

Zhou Hexuan doesn't pay attention to these things, but Meng Xiaodong's mother Zhang Yunhe cares very much, and invites the best head shaving master in Tianjin City with a lot of money, who often shaves the heads of high-ranking officials and nobles in the concession.

The head shaving master also brought an apprentice who was more than ten years old, and the apprentice poured the liquor into a bowl and carefully used the wine to moisten Xiao Lingjun's hair.

I saw that the head shaving master's hand was up and down, and a handful of hair on Xiao Lingjun's forehead was gone, and he was shaved clean in a blink of an eye.

If it is a boy, it is necessary to leave a handful of fetal hair on the back of the head or the top of the head, and shave it into a peach shape, called "centenarian hair", which can prevent the child from dying young. A girl's fetal hair should be shaved because it is believed that after shaving the hair, the hair can grow dense and black in the future.

The head shaving master put away his razor, and Zhang Yunhe took out a "monk's hat" made of red cloth and put it on for his granddaughter, saying that he could obtain the protection of the gods and Buddhas.

Zhou Hexuan looked at it and thought it was quite interesting, folk customs and traditions, believe it or not, it was completely lively.

The master had to leave after shaving his head, and he could not stay at the master's house for dinner, but he needed to give him a considerable red envelope, and the tribute on the table should also be taken away by the shaved master.

There is a saying that these tributes are used to worship Guan Gong, the ancestor of the head shaver, and the fetal hair can be shaved away at the same time. Moreover, when Guan Er Ye comes, he can also suppress evil spirits, so that children will not get sick and die.

Zhou Hexuan is actually very puzzled, the ancestor of the hair shaver will be Guan Erye?

Guan Erye is quite good at shaving his head, but his shaved head can't grow again.

"Thank you for coming to drink the little girl's full moon wine today, I will do it first!" Zhou Hexuan stood up and raised his glass and shouted.

That night, Zhou Hexuan drank a lot.

Especially Zheng Zhengyin, this gentleman usually doesn't talk much, and he is very verbose after drinking, so he has to catch Zhou Hexuan and punch him.

By the end of the banquet, Zhou Hexuan was already drunk and dizzy.

Meng Xiaodong's family went to the hotel, including her mother Zhang Yunhe. The daughter has finished her confinement, and it is naturally not good to stay in the Zhou family as a mother, otherwise Zhang Leyi will definitely be unhappy.

As for Zhou Hexuan's friends, Zhang Leyi and Meng Xiaodong personally sent them out of the gate one by one and called rickshaws for them.

Wanrong and Liao Yaquan were in charge of directing the servants and helping Zhou Hexuan back to the bedroom to rest.

"Sister Wanrong, I'll keep watch." Liao Yaquan personally wrung out the hot towel and said.

Wanrong said, "Then I'll ask Xiaolan to get some sobering soup." ”

After Wanrong left, Liao Yaquan also branched the maid next to her, patted Zhou Hexuan's face and said, "Brother Zhou, Brother Zhou, can you hear me?" ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh......" Zhou Hexuan muttered twice with his eyes closed.

Liao Yaquan said tentatively: "Brother Zhou, who am I?" ”

"Who are you?" Zhou Hexuan asked subconsciously.

Liao Yaquan spelled out the letters and asked, "What does the combination of i-p-h-o-n-e mean?" ”

"iWhat?" Zhou Hexuan was unconscious.

“i-p-h-o-n-e！” Liao Yaquan repeated again.

Zhou Hexuan said in a daze: "Oh, you said iphone." ”

"It turns out that this English word is pronounced iphone," Liao Yaquan said to himself, and then asked, "What kind of organization is iphone?" What does it have to do with Apples in California? ”

Zhou Hexuan muttered, "Apple? Apple is headed by Steve Jobs, and California is the world headquarters. ”

Liao Yaquan excitedly asked: "What is the comprehensive name of Jobs?" ”

"Steve Jobs, we all call him Joe...... Lord, purr......" Zhou Hexuan said as he fell into a deep sleep.

Liao Yaquan shook it vigorously a few times, but he didn't shake Zhou Hexuan awake. Even so, it was enough for her to be ecstatic because of the huge breakthrough in her latent work.

She knew how to pronounce iPhones, knew that the organization's headquarters were in California, and that the leader of the organization was Steve Jobs, and that there was also a name called "Joe's Help".

Wanrong quickly came back with the sobering soup, and Liao Yaquan said, "Brother Zhou is asleep, let him rest well." ”

"Don't catch a cold." Wanrong helped Zhou Hexuan approve a thin blanket.

Waiting for the two girls to laugh and go out, Zhou Hexuan, who was "drunk and sleeping", suddenly opened his eyes, he yawned and said, "Damn, I was almost drunk." The information revealed this time should be enough for the Japanese to digest it for a while. Liao Yaquan has really seen my mobile phone, what official name should I give to the Apple organization? Apples, apples, the Garden of Eden is good. Hey, you can also pull Freemasonry in. Aren't Freemasonry descendants of Cain? Cain was the son of Adam and Eve, and he had a relationship with the apple and the Garden of Eden. Damn, this story gets good! ”