Chapter 418: The River Demon of Pagoda Town, Gao Chai is not tall

The obscene fat man God Operator also saw Lu Di holding the baby in the crowd, the mouse's eyes narrowed and then opened, and suddenly jumped three inches high and shouted: "The king of heaven covers the tiger." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

His sudden movement startled the onlookers, and Ji Qin even blocked Lu Di directly, obviously thinking that he was an assassin.

Lu Di didn't think about it and said subconsciously: "Gao Chai is one meter five."

Evil?

As soon as he said this, not only Lu Di himself was stunned, but even Ji Qin and others were stunned, who is this Gao Chai, and what is this meter five?

Although everyone didn't understand, the obscene big fat man seemed to understand, only to see him tremble, the gossip purple gold banner in his hand fell to the ground, and then laughed wildly, looking at Lu Di behind Ji Qin, straight to the light.

Ji Qin's expression was so nervous that he trembled a little, and he pressed the saber on his waist, because he could see that although the fat man in front of him was a little bloated, he was definitely a practitioner.

The lewd fat man's excited waves of flesh trembled wave after wave and walked in the direction of Lu Di.

Lu Di had already woken up at this time, and he smiled: "Pagoda Town River Demon."

The obscene fat man waved his pig's trotters when he heard this, and he was very chic and heroic: "Gao Chai is not tall!" ”

Rumble!

Even if the onlookers were fools at this time, they understood that the two people in front of them definitely knew each other.

It's just who is this Gao Chai, and why did the two mention it at the same time?

"Do you know Gao Chai?"

"I don't know"

"Who is Gao Chai?"

"Who knows, Mo is not a nobleman?"

"Impossible, if it's a nobleman, how can E not know?"

"Is it a sage?"

"It's even more impossible, if it's a sage, how can the old man not know"

"Is it just an ordinary scholar, just like Zhang San and Li Er?"

"Shit, do you know who that person is? That's Childe, can the person Childe know be an ordinary person? ”

"Ahh Who is that Gao Chai? ”

"Could it be a hermit?"

"It's possible"

Everyone chatted and began to discuss who was this Gao Chai?

Gao Chai, who was thousands of miles away, would never have imagined that his reputation would be famous in such a way.

Later, he came to Yongzhou, the hometown of Qin, to be a taishou, and saw that when he first entered Yongcheng, hundreds of people and scholars lined up to greet him, and he thought that it was caused by the emperor's popular heart, but when he came out of the carriage of the horse and waved to the scholars to thank him, everyone sighed in unison: "Sure enough, one meter five, really not tall!" ”

Gao Chai listened and wondered, one meter five, not tall? Where's this?

He hurriedly asked a local official, who only told the reason for the incident.

Gao Chai almost scolded Emperor Lu Di and Fuguo Gong for being Wuze at the East Gate.

This is a long way off, cut back to the present.

Ji Qin saw that his son-in-law handed over Lu Qu to him to embrace, and his heart suddenly felt that his son-in-law must have an unusual relationship with this fat man who claimed to be a Mai Xiangshi God Operator, so he didn't refuse, but secretly asked Lu Di to add more eyes.

Lu Di smiled, neither refused nor agreed, he stepped forward and hugged the obscene big fat man fiercely: "Wuze, how many years have we not seen each other?" ”

Saying that, Lu Di's eyes were pantothenic, and tears couldn't help but flow.

The obscene big fat man was none other than Lu Di's playmate and companion back then, a man who had done countless bad things with Lu Di, and Dongmen Wuze.

As for the code of Fang Cai: the king of heaven covers the tiger, and the high chai is one meter and five; The river demon in Pagoda Town, Gao Chai is not tall, it was Lu Di who made fun of Gao Chai in private with Dongmen Wuze.

Lu Di once had a suffocation at Gao Chai's place, especially when he saw Gao Chai, who was short and filed, married such a good-looking and virtuous daughter-in-law, he felt very unhappy in his heart, so he always wanted to have some fun with Gao Chai, so he and Dongmen Wuze made up such a code children's song.

Of course, no one knows the unit of measurement of 1.5 meters, except for a few people who are close to Lu Di who understand how long 1.5 meters is.

Gao Chai is a second-line close figure to Lu Di, so naturally he doesn't know.

Dongmen Wuze saw Lu Di hugging him, he couldn't help but cry like rain, and slapped Lu Di on the back fiercely, just like when the two worked together to deal with Gongsun Qiao: "How many years? You have no conscience, it's been eleven years, three months and five days."

Wow~

"You have suffered a thousand cuts, you eloped with Zhang Mengtan, leaving my orphan and widow alone ......"

Wow~

In this way, the two big men hugged each other and cried on the street in full view, saying some upside-down things that made people think about each other, and everyone who listened to them sighed and laughed.

Ji Qin's face turned green.

The rumors of Childe, are they true?

Ji Qin suddenly thought that he and Gao Qiang advised his son to expel the sheep tongue and eat me, because the sheep tongue ate me too handsome, and it would cause trouble, but the son laughed at it.

It didn't matter if he was trembling, but Lu Qu in his arms was crying.

Lu Di, who was talking about the pain of lovesickness with Dongmen Wuze, heard this, and hurriedly pushed away Dongmen Wuze to check on his son.

Seeing this, Dongmen Wuze patted his stomach and pouted and complained: "Peony, you have no conscience, you have a son and forget me."

Lu Di hugged Lu Qu and coaxed him for a while, so Lu Qu didn't cry, and then Dongmen Wuze stepped forward and said seriously: "This little grandson, this Xiangshi sees that your heaven is full, the earth is wide and round, and your ears have hanging beads."

Before Dongmen Wuze finished speaking, he was kicked down by Lu Di, these words all said that he bluffed Dongmen Wuze back then, and now this guy is actually used to talk to his son, isn't this looking for a fight?

"Fuck off, my son still needs you to meet?"

Seeing this, Dongmen Wuze jumped three inches high, like a shrew scolding the street: "Peony, this Xiangshi will show your son for free, you still treat me like this, is there still heavenly reason, God, how did I meet such a shameless son!"

As he spoke, Dongmen Wuze looked up to the sky and beat his chest and cried, as if his parents had died.

The crowd watching this scene was almost knocked to the ground by thunder.

Lu Di glanced at Dongmen Wuze with disdain, this goods have lived for so many years, it seems that he is still running the train with his mouth full, and his face is unreliable.

"You, fat, big mouse" Xiao Lu Qu looked at Dongmen Wuze curiously, stretched out his soft, fat, white and tender little finger and pointed at him to let him hug.

Dongmen Wuze was almost furious when he heard Lu Di's son call him a big mouse, you must know that Dongmen Wuze has never been afraid of anyone, even Lu Di, who is a son.

But at the next moment, when he saw Lu Qu wanting to let him hug him, a pair of obscene mouse eyes suddenly farted with joy, and he rubbed his hands and took it from the reluctant Lu Di.

"Good little Bao'er, my little liver, your heavenly court is full, the ground" Dongmen Wuze kissed left and right, and then shouted a wave from the heart, just when he was about to say the lines of Xiangshi's bluff again, he was startled when he saw Lu Di's glare, and hurriedly stopped talking.

Then he took out a gadget from his trouser pocket: "Little baby, come and call uncle, uncle will give you fun".

Dongmen Wuze wanted to take advantage of Lu Qu, so he laughed.

Lu Di almost went crazy, this dead fat man!