The founding of the Tang Dynasty has too many meritorious heroes, Li Yuan is still relatively kind, and has knighted many meritorious heroes, unlike some nouveau riche emperors, who like to kill meritorious heroes.

But after Li Shimin took the throne, he suddenly found a problem, there are too many lords in the Tang Dynasty, you are also a lord, he is also a lord, okay, everyone is a knight, now Li Er is unhappy, the title is a symbol of status, it can be hereditary, the court is responsible for raising them, and after raising himself, he will raise their son, and after raising his son, he will raise his grandson.

Anyone who has been a father knows that raising children is tiring, and raising many children at the same time is even more tiring, Li Shimin's glass heart was broken, so he decided that if it were not for the great feats in the future, he would not be knighted easily, and many courtiers would also praise it, why, because if there are too many knighthoods, those ministers who have been knighted will not have a sense of superiority.

It's like a crazy mobile phone, when everyone has a crazy mobile phone, can you still take it out and pretend to be forced, the answer is no, because it's already a street product.

Li Shimin is very harsh on the knighthood, and has also formulated a title reduction system, that is, every time the title is hereditary, it will be reduced by one level, and Li Shimin, who is extremely stingy with the knighthood, suddenly wants to knight Li Hao today, everyone is very surprised, and even Li Shimin regretted it a little after speaking: "Alas, why am I so fast." ”

Just when everyone was talking, Wei Zheng suddenly came out of the crowd, stood in the middle of the main hall, and said in a loud voice: "Your Majesty!" I think this move is inappropriate! ”

Li Shimin saw that Wei Zheng came out to oppose it, so open-minded, he just had no way to regret it, as long as Wei Zheng found a step for himself, he would come down immediately, he pretended to ask: "Why is Wei Qing's family opposed?" ”

Wei Zhengyi said rhetorically: "The minister opposes the title of Li Hao for three reasons, first! Li Hao is fourteen years old and is not yet an adult! If His Majesty knighted him at his age, he would be spoiled. ”

"Well, Wei Qing's family has a point." Li Shimin nodded very cooperatively, secretly happy in his heart, "Well said, it is worthy of Wei Zheng, this will find a step for me." ”

He was just about to revoke his knighthood reward just now, but Wei Zheng preemptively said: "Second, Your Majesty once said in court in the second year of Zhenguan that in the future, only those who have made outstanding achievements in the war will be knighted, and nothing else will be titled

Li Shimin was immediately unhappy when he heard this, and said that he would give me the stairs, why did he suddenly hit me in the face, he frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "Wei Qing's words are serious." ”

"It's not important at all, what the old minister said is the truth." Wei Zheng didn't give Li Shimin face at all, and continued to talk endlessly, "The third reason why the minister opposes the knighthood of Li Hao is because Li Hao is lazy and jumpy by nature, once he is knighted, he will inevitably become a moth in the Tang Dynasty, gnawing on the essence of Sheji, if there are a few more such people in the court, then the Tang Dynasty will not be far from the country." ”

"Enough!" Li Shimin interrupted Wei Zheng loudly and said angrily, "Wei Qingjia, are you so looking forward to the death of my Tang Dynasty?" ”

Wei Zheng bowed and said neither humbly nor arrogantly: "Your Majesty is wrong, the Tang Dynasty is the Tang Dynasty of the people, not Your Majesty's, Your Majesty is just temporarily in charge of the world, and the people are also carrying boats, and the people are also overturned." ”

Li Shimin was so angry that his face changed color, Wei Zheng had already told him these big truths, he understood them, and he had tried his best to do so, but now it is not a matter of these truths, but a matter of face, who is Li Shimin, Tian Khanye, the most powerful man in the world, there is no one, Wei Zheng has thrown his face several times, can he not be angry? The most important thing is that there are outsiders present today, who are outsiders? Li Hao is an outsider.

Li Hao is just a cloth cloth, not belonging to the court, if he goes back and says to the villagers: "Ah, I saw Wei Zheng throwing his face at the emperor in court at the court meeting, so majestic, so powerful, Wei Zheng is really the first virtuous minister of our Tang Dynasty, the pillar of the country......"

Wei Zheng's reputation has gone up, but Li Shimin has become his stepping stone, is Li Shimin a person who is willing to be a stepping stone, obviously, he is not.

Li Shimin sorted out his thoughts and began to fight back against Wei Zheng: "Wei Qingjia, your alarmist kung fu has grown again, I just want to give Li Hao a title, but you said that you want to destroy the country, when I ...... When we worked so hard to build the Tang Dynasty, is it muddy! ”

Li Shimin is still very debating strategic, he said before that "My Great Tang" was seized by Wei Zheng, so he avoided talking about it, and pulled the topic back to the previous issue, come, Wei Zheng, let's continue to talk about the issue of the death of the country.

When it came to debate, Wei Zheng was not afraid of anyone, and replied impassionedly: "Your Majesty doesn't know that it is easy to fight the country and it is difficult to defend the country, and the embankment of thousands of miles is destroyed in the anthill. ”

"Bastard!" As soon as Li Shimin heard the word faint, he couldn't help it anymore, what? Debate, fuck the debate, I'm grumpy.

Li Shimin stood up, pointed at Wei Zheng, glared and shouted: "Tian Sheweng (hillbilly), you have openly humiliated me in the court three or four times, do you really dare not kill you!" ”

Wei Zheng didn't expect Li Shimin to turn his face with him, and immediately turned on the tearing mode: "I, Wei Zheng, stand up to the sky, everything I say and do is the Tang Dynasty, if there is a faint monarch who wants to kill Wei Zheng, Wei Zheng is not afraid!" As he spoke, he held his head high, stared at Li Shimin with a pair of big eyes, and his expression seemed to say, "Come on!" Hurt each other! ”

The ministers looked at them very calmly and scolded each other, as if they had already seen it, but Li Hao saw it for the first time, he was dumbfounded, confused, what kind of situation is this, Wei Zheng and Li Shimin tore up, and the reason for tearing was for his own hairy boy, no, he thought about it carefully, the fuse that triggered this court scolding war was not himself, but the donkey's egg.

First because the donkey egg wanted to go down the mountain to find Cuihua to open a house, and then he encountered the plague, and he solved the plague easily, and he made a meritorious service accidentally, and he faced the saint as soon as he made a meritorious service, and after the face of the saint, Li Shimin wanted to give him the title, Wei Zheng objected, and then tore apart, wow, this is the Hu Die effect, the donkey egg is so powerful, these links can be summarized in one sentence: a court scolding war caused by donkey breeding.

No one would have thought that Li Hao's thinking would be so out-of-the-box, and he actually thought of these messy things, just when he was thinking nonsense, Wei Zheng and Li Shimin were already scolding and their faces were red and their necks were thick.

"Tian Sheweng, if it weren't for the many dissuasions of the eldest grandson queen, I would have slashed you with a knife!"

"Dusk Jun, Wei Zheng's good head is here, there is a kind of take it!"

"You really don't dare to kill you!"

"What is the fear of death! Faint! ”

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The picture is too beautiful to watch, Li Hao suddenly remembered a funny video, two groups of people made a date, and after meeting, they scolded each other, and the content of the scolding was only two sentences "What are you worried about!" "Look at you!" , now the scene of the monarch and the minister scolding is the same.

After Li Hao compared this scene with the funny video, he suddenly wanted to laugh, but he knew that he couldn't laugh now, Li Shimin was angry, maybe he would chop his head because he laughed, so he endured it hard, this forbearance didn't matter, and suddenly felt a hot current in his stomach sink straight to his lower abdomen.

"Oops!" Li Hao secretly screamed in his heart, and as soon as he had a thought, he heard a long fart sound echoing above the hall, and everyone's eyes were focused on him, including Wei Zheng and Li Shimin.

"It's over, it's over, it's over." Li Hao shrank his head, and began to guess in his heart how many slices Li Shimin would cut himself.

After Li Shimin stopped scolding Wei Zheng, he finally calmed down, thinking about how impulsive he was just now, thanks to Li Hao's fart, otherwise if he didn't kill Wei Zheng today, where would he put his face as an emperor.

His mind was racing, and he suddenly thought of throwing this problem to Li Hao, so he sat back on the throne and said, "Li Hao, I want to knight you, what do you think?" ”

Of course, Li Hao also guessed Li Shimin's intentions, and hurriedly said: "The grass people are still young, and I am afraid it will be difficult to bear the grace of the saints. ”

"Hmm." Li Shimin nodded with satisfaction, feeling that Li Hao was really too good, and gave himself a step in a simple sentence, much more sensible than Wei Zheng's stunned young man, he pushed the boat down the river and waved his hand, "Since this is the case, then I will not be knighted." ”

Wei Zheng got the answer he wanted, and he retreated to his position, as if nothing had happened.

At this time, Li Hao suddenly took the initiative to speak: "Your Majesty, the grass people are still young, and I am afraid it will be difficult for them to be qualified for the position of the president of the Tai Hospital." ”

"Huh?" Li Shimin raised his left eyebrow, you don't want to be an official?

Li Hao secretly thought in his heart: "Lao Tzu wants to be the prime minister, do you want to be Lao Tzu?" ”

Of course, he can't say this kind of thing, otherwise he will die ugly, in fact, he just thought about it, being a doctor is really not a good way, although he has learned some medical skills with Zhiyuan Zhenren, and also read some medical books, but it is far from enough, what he has learned is just a little skin, at most it can cure a headache and brain fever, and if he is a bigger disease, he will be blind in both eyes, if which of Li Shimin's concubines is cured to death, it is strange that Li Shimin does not chop off his head and suppress the shock, there is another reason, it is too difficult for the imperial doctor to be promoted, in short, low salary, less oil and water, high risk, no development prospects, don't do it!

Facing Li Shimin's question, Li Hao hung his head and said calmly: "Your Majesty, Master Wei also said that the grass people are lazy and embarrassed to take on the big responsibility, this is true, the grass people are indeed this kind of character, and it is really difficult to be competent for the position of doctor." ”

"Since that......'s the case," Li Shimin frowned and groaned, "Your contribution is not small, and you can't lose your reward for no reason, you can tell me what reward you will replace your position as a doctor." ”

This time it was not a temptation, but a sincere question about Li Hao.

Li Hao thought for a while and asked, "Your Majesty, how much can this position of medical justice be worth if it is discounted?" ”

The ministers were in an uproar again, alas, they have eaten more today than they have eaten in the past few months, after Li Shimin heard this, his expression became very exciting, he looked at Li Hao, and suddenly felt that the eunuch Huang An said well, this Li Hao is indeed a bastard, he has been an emperor for so many years, and it is the first time he has heard someone ask how much an official position is worth in cash, bastard, too bastard.