Plain, elegant, no imaginary charm, when she raised the corners of her lips and smiled slightly, but she was charming, all kinds of beautiful words to describe her seemed to be pale and weak, Li Hao didn't read much, unlike others who would praise him with various words, at this moment there was only one sentence that could express his mood: "Oh Cao!" ”

"How's that, pretty, I didn't lie to you." Cheng Chumo whispered excitedly, like a husky who had picked up meat and bones.

Although Li Hao is not a countless woman, he has also seen all kinds of beauties through the Internet in his previous life, and his immunity to beauties is still relatively high, so he quickly calmed down and whispered: "Pretty is beautiful, but this woman can only be watched from a distance, not blasphemed." ”

"What do you mean? I don't understand. Cheng Chumo looked at him blankly, his face full of curiosity.

Li Hao smashed his mouth and said, "That is to say, just look at it twice, don't think about beating her, beware of being squeezed dry." ”

Cheng Chumo rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, she is not that kind of person, Miss Qin is elegant......

Li Hao sneered: "When I knew that Audrey Hepburn would also go to the toilet, I no longer believed in any goddesses, no matter how beautiful a woman is, she will eat and, and after she gets married, she will shake the bed and take various positions." ”

Cheng Chumo suddenly wanted to strangle Li Hao, although what he said seemed to be right, he still wanted to strangle him.

At this moment when they were chatting, Qin Su was already seated, with pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the case, and only listened to her say slowly: "All the talents of the Tang Dynasty can come to participate in the slave family's poetry meeting, the slave family is grateful, every time the poetry meeting, there must be four questions, this first question, the slave family has already thought about it." ”

People in many rooms said, "Miss Qin, please ask the question." ”

Qin Su smiled slightly, picked up a pen and wrote a word on the paper - "spring", then unfolded the paper and showed it to everyone, and said: "Since we have held this poetry meeting in the Spring Breeze Proud Building, then the first question will be 'spring' as the title." ”

As soon as these words came out, there was silence all around, and it was obvious that everyone began to think about how to write spring, even Cheng Chumo touched his chin and pretended to ponder: "Spring, spring, spring......"

Li Hao doesn't have that much spare time, he wants to write poems about spring, he has a lot of things, why bother to burn his brain, take out a paper bag from his arms, which contains tea leaves, and make a cup of tea to moisten his throat first.

Cheng Chumo has been frowning and thinking about it, chattering non-stop, and asking the two brothers to help him think together, Li Hao is strange: "Do you know how to recite poetry?" ”

Cheng Chumo shook his head: "No." ”

"And you still want a fart?"

Cheng Chu glared silently and said, "Won't you have to try it, in case you let me get it." ”

"Shhhh

Cheng Chumo said to Li Hao uninterestingly: "You also think about it, if you can chant good poems, I won't rob you." ”

Li Hao rolled his eyes while drinking tea: "I'm not interested." ”

Cheng Chumo smelled the fragrance of tea and smashed his dry mouth: "Is there still tea?" ”

"Yes, fifty cups." Li Hao blew the tea leaves in the cup without raising his eyelids.

Cheng Chumo has long been accustomed to his behavior of sitting on the ground and raising prices: "Okay, give our brother three cups." ”

Li Hao is so disappointed, why don't you bargain with this product, as long as he dares to bargain, Li Hao will immediately give him a hundred cups, don't be too expensive, except for Li Hao's family, Mandatang can't find such tea, it's rare and expensive.

It was impossible for Li Hao to make tea for them, so he directly threw the paper bag containing the tea leaves to them, and the three brothers of the Cheng family were busy making tea, and the three cups of tea were brewed, and the house was full of the fragrance of tea.

Everyone else is chanting poetry in the room, but they are making tea here, and if they are seen by others, they will definitely point to them and say: "Look, this group of losers has broken the jar and broken, and they have paid so much admission fee to come to drink tea, and this is a teahouse." ”

About half an hour later, I heard someone suddenly say: "Miss Qin, I have already written a poem below, please ask the girl to be elegant." ”

Li Hao and Cheng came to the window silently when they heard this, and saw that someone had folded a piece of paper at the window of the No. 3 room and put it on a silk thread, which was connected to an iron ring above Qin Su's seat from the window, and the paper slid down the silk thread, and finally stayed on the top of Qin Su's head, as long as Qin Su got up, he could reach it with his hand.

When Li Hao first entered the Spring Breeze Proud Building, he still wondered why there was a thin wire connecting the windows of each room upstairs to the iron ring in the hall on the first floor, which turned out to be this use, and it seemed that this Spring Breeze Proud Building also spent a little effort in order to make money.

Qin Su got up and took down the poems of the No. 3 room of the earth, unfolded it and glanced at it, and said slowly: "The poem of the son of the No. 3 room of the ground word is 'The horse is infinitely young, and the peach is like a pear. has been alone for 20 years, just for the feelings to never change. ’”

"Yes, yes."

"Good, good poetry!"

……

As soon as the poem was chanted, many people immediately applauded, Li Hao listened to it so badly, what kind of bullshit is this, this is also called poetry? If this is a poem, then I can make dozens of poems every day, and there are still people who applaud it, and there is no one.

Qin Su didn't make any comments after reading it, just showed everyone the piece of paper on which he wrote the poem, and then sat down.

It didn't take long for someone to hand in the paper again, alas, it's not as good as the previous one, Li Hao suddenly wondered if he had traveled to the Tang Dynasty, didn't he say that there were countless poets in the Tang Dynasty, didn't he say that the Tang Dynasty people were the best at composing poems, what kind of stuff was this, and his ears were polluted.

Actually, this is not to blame them, only to blame that the entrance fee of this poetry club is too expensive, and real poetry masters are generally not too rich, and they can't even enter the threshold of this poetry club, so this poetry club has become a race between the lame and the blind.

However, there are always exceptions to things, and finally someone made a poem that can barely get by, and it is also the first room of Tianzi, the name of the poem is very sassy, called "Sichun", and the poem is "In front of the small building, borrow flowers to offer immortals." The red dust shadow in the cup, the day of thinking is like a year. ”

As soon as this poem came out, the whole building was cheering, Li Hao asked himself if he could write such a poem, but he had read a lot of poems, and his vision was naturally high, such a poem...... So-so can you see it, that's all.

Cheng Chumo didn't have any feelings about this poem, but he was very interested in the Tianzi No. 1 room, because he used to be in the Tianzi No. 1 room every time he came, but this time it was because he was late, so he didn't grab it, he was very curious, who was the Tianzi No. 1 room this time, he actually dared to rob his room, should he beat him up after the poetry meeting......

Soon, the first question ended, "Sichun" won unanimous praise, deserved to be the first, and the next question was the second question.

Qin Su pondered for a moment, then suddenly got up and said: "The Tang Dynasty can have today's prosperity, because of today's saints are wise and martial, and there are many virtuous and virtuous people in the court. ”

I have to admit that this Qin Su is still a little learned, and most literati and writers like Yongmei, Yongliu, Wing Chun or something, too childish, she can think of writing poems and writing about military affairs, it can be seen that this woman has quite a lot of hills and valleys in her chest, to be honest, among the people here, except for Li Hao, who has been on the battlefield, it is not a little difficult to ask them to write military affairs in poetry.

As soon as this question came out, sure enough, the four were shocked, obviously Qin Su's question stumped them, and there were only three people who finally handed in the papers, two of which were written miserably, and they could barely read a rhyme, and there was no connotation at all, but the first room of Tianzi once again performed prominently this time, and wrote a poem "Ode to the Holy King", and the poem was "The Lord of the Holy Ming sits in the hall, and the Wenzhi is prosperous Wu Anbang." The sword points to the wind and thunder in the world, and all nations are hesitant. ”

The rhyme is qualified, a little imposing, and very straightforward, as for the connotation, there is no at all, it is completely a shot of Li Shimin's fart, although Li Hao feels very general, but for others, this is simply a masterpiece, it just so happens that this is still a poem that slaps the emperor's fart, everyone applauded, so in the second round, Tianzi No. 1 room is the first.

Next is the third question, Qin Su's third question is "Yongxue", there is no accident, and it is the first room of Tianzi No. 1, and today's winner has been determined to be Tianzi No. 1 room, but it is said that there will be four questions every time the poem is good, and this fourth question still has to continue.

Qin Su thought for a long time and began to come up with the fourth question: "There have always been literati and inkmen who do not drink, although the slave family is not good at drinking, but today there is still a drinking question, this fourth question, let's take 'wine' as the topic." ”

This question is relatively simple, probably because the winner has been decided in the first three questions, so Qin Su released the water in the fourth question, just to let everyone participate.

It didn't take long for people to start handing in papers, and although the questions were simple, they were ...... It turns out that the mud can't support the wall, and if you can't write a good poem, you can't write a good poem, no matter how simple the topic is, it's useless, and Li Hao's ears are polluted again.

It's a little strange this time, Tianzi No. 1 room hasn't been handed in for a long time, and everyone is focused on the window of Tianzi No. 1 room, after all, it's today's super star.

Suddenly, there was a "knock knock" footsteps on the second floor, a loud footstep, and then I heard someone: "A spring long money to buy money, drunk by the lake every day." Yu Chong is accustomed to Xihu Road, arrogantly hissed, and ...... in front of the Gu Restaurant"

Li Hao was taken aback, isn't this "The Wind Enters the Song", who dares to use his poems here to deceive, plagiarism is shameful, he completely ignores that he is actually a plagiarist.

He was wondering, only to see a round ball of flesh appear at the top of the stairs, take a closer look, no, this is a person, don't you see him chanting poetry: "The red apricot fragrance is in the flute drum, and the green poplar is in the shadow of the swing." The warm wind is ten miles of beauty, and the flowers are pressed and the temples are biased. The painting boat carries the spring back, and the rest of the love is paid, the lake and the lake smoke. Tomorrow, I will help the disabled drunk and come to find Mo Shanghuadian. ”

After chanting the last sentence, this guy who was as fat as a meat ball happened to walk down the stairs, came to Qin Su, and arched his hand: "Miss Qin, you are polite below." ”

Li Hao, who was upstairs, looked at the two downstairs and couldn't help sighing: "It's really a beauty and a beast, the painting style is a bit tough." ”

Cheng Chumo couldn't help but say: "This dead fat man looks so ugly, alas, I'm going to wronged Miss Qin, hey, why do I think this fat man is a little familiar?" ”

Qin Su estimated that it was the first time she had seen such an obese person, and she was a little stunned for a while, but she quickly calmed down and got up to return the salute: "Childe is polite, Childe must be a guest in room No. 1 of Tianzi." ”

The dead fat man smiled and nodded: "That's right, it's exactly below." ”

"Childe, please?"

"Under the surname Li Mingtai."

Upstairs, Li Hao and Cheng Chumo exclaimed in unison: "Li Tai, King of Wei! ”