Li Shimin, the king of Qin, wanted to laugh, but he was in the military tent at this time. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Don't laugh, but this article is too weird and ...... Interesting.

When Li Shimin read that Li Mi wanted to be the owner of the village and find someone to make a ghost, but who thought that the person was asleep, and when Cheng Zhijie went to worship the portrait, he made a mistake again, and then Cheng Zhijie became the owner of the village......

Hahaha!

Li Shimin went there at this time to take care of some military accounts and official business, and the whole person who laughed was smoking.

At this time, Li Ji, who was in charge of assisting the military affairs of Li Shimin, the king of Qin, came to report the military situation, and the front was victorious, and he planned to report to the king of Qin according to the suggestions of Li Xiaogong and Li Jing, hoping to get the king of Qin to agree to deal with the rebels and the people in a gentle way, with the main purpose of appeasing the people.

So I came to King Qin on purpose, and I was going to discuss it with King Li Shimin of Qin at this time.

I happened to hear Li Shimin laughing in the house.

A personal guard entered to report to Li Shimin, Li Ji arrived, Li Shimin put down the manuscript in his hand and greeted him personally, but after entering the house, he couldn't help laughing when he saw the manuscript, and hurriedly confessed: "It's not that this king has lost his honor, it's just too funny." ”

Looking at the manuscript again, Li Shimin hesitated, whether to let Li Ji read it.

Because Li Ji has a loyalty to Li Mi and a nostalgia.

But the manuscript was on the table, and Li Shimin didn't let him read it, but he was afraid of losing that trust. said at the moment: "This is a manuscript Uncle Bao said, it's just a joke between friends, don't care." ”

Li Ji took the manuscript and read it very seriously.

From beginning to end, there was no smile on his face, but more and more serious.

After reading them all, Li Ji said: "Your Highness, this is not made by Shubao, and it will not be Jingde. The person who wrote this story was quite clever, to put it irreverently, if it was really Zhijie who was the owner of the village, the world would not know. ”

Good sentence, the world is unknown.

This is also the Tang Dynasty, and in the later generations of the Braided Dynasty, based on this sentence, Li Ji's entire family has died.

The reason is that the fallacy is chaotic.

Li Shimin became interested: "Mao Gong, please speak up." ”

"Back then, Wagang didn't say how strong or weak it was, but it was always a gathering of green forests. Everyone has control in their hands, and they can be harmonious when they drink, but there is no other day in the world, although Wei Gong got all of Wagang from Zhai Rang, but Wagang's strength is already less than one in ten. If you know the festival, you are a demon king of the mixed world. ”

A few words were simple, but Li Shimin understood them all.

At that time, everyone had strength, whether it was Qin Qiong, Shan Xiongxin, You Junda, or Zhai Rang.

The alternation of power requires a buffer period, Zhai Rang's generosity, Li Mi's battle of Luoyang against Wang Shichong before the integration of Wagang, and the cleverness of Li Yuan, a veteran politician. Wagang is just a passing cloud.

But Cheng Yanjin became the owner of the village, and with his arrogant personality, he has an excellent relationship with everyone. It's an absolute good buffer period.

What's more, Cheng Yanjin seems to have a big heart, but he has wisdom that belongs to him, and he will not be fooled by Li Yuan in a few words.

And Li Mi, smart people are easy to be fooled.

"It seems that Shubao has capable people under him!" Li Ji added with a smile.

"No, Mao Gong is a real master." Li Shimin immediately added a sentence next to him: "This king is just an interesting thing to amuse, but who wants to see Mao Gong so deeply." ”

Li Ji smiled indifferently: "Your Highness, let me take this manuscript to Zhijie to see, it is estimated that I will have a few more drinks with Zhijie at that time, so I have to ask His Highness to be the master of an official business at the moment." Li Ji revealed the matter about the manuscript in a few words and turned the topic back to business.

Li Shimin naturally went down the slope, immediately invited Li Ji to sit down, and began to talk about business.

Li Shimin's words just spoke, but heard a little noise outside the door, Li Shimin ordered to ask, and the guards came to report after asking: "Report to Your Highness, Yiguo Gong's personal guards came to Luoyang in a hurry for 600 miles, and an urgent letter was sent to General Li, and the guards learned that General Li came to this garden, and did not know that His Highness was here, so he just shouted a few words loudly, and his subordinates had ordered someone to reprimand him." ”

"Get the letter in quickly." Li Shimin is a very open-minded and righteous person.

Whether it's a military affair, or a private matter. He would not let Qin Qiong's subordinates send him six hundred miles to find Li Ji urgently, not to mention that there was no important military affairs at this time.

The letter was delivered to the table, and Li Shimin motioned for Li Ji to read it, and he didn't need to let himself know.

After Li Ji read it quickly, his face was serious: "Your Highness, this matter is indeed a big deal. It's a big deal for us. With that, Li Ji sent the letter to Li Shimin with both hands.

After Li Shimin finished reading, he also nodded slightly: "This matter is indeed a big deal." Mao Gong, you can hand over the military affairs and return home immediately, the war in Jiangnan has been decided, and the king will rest in Luoyang for a few days. ”

The letter is very simple: a certain person wants to marry a wife, the wife is a good son, and his mind is decided. Help me!

It's as simple as that, but there is an auxiliary word, which means that there is something unusual in it.

Li Shimin, the king of Qin, said immediately: "Shu Baojue is the prince of the winged country, and this king does not believe that there is anything to be called difficult. As long as it does not violate ethics, everything is in charge of the king. ”

"Thank you, Your Highness." Li Ji got up and bowed slightly.

For him, this matter is definitely not a trivial matter, Qin Qiong is now alone, covered with injuries. Back then, the old brothers died and scattered. Now in Datang, there are only five people who are the old brothers of Wagang.

Among them, the closest ones are Qin Qiong, Cheng Zhijie, and Li Ji.

There are also two people, namely Wei Zheng in the Prince's Mansion. and Zhang Liang.

Zhang Liang turned his back on his wife and married a woman who was watery and liked witchcraft, becoming more and more unreasonable, the relationship with the three people in Wagang was not very good, and now the relationship with the three people is slowly getting farther away.

Therefore, the matter of Qin Qiong marrying a wife is a big deal for Li Ji.

After Li Ji thanked him for the second time, he officially began to talk about the military affairs of the rebellion in Jiangnan Province.

In the evening, before Li Ji went to Cheng Yanjin, he suddenly said: "Your Highness, my younger brother is young, it is better to send it to Shubao to copy the story with this hermit, I think this story should be copied by a junior colonel in the army, and the pen power is limited." ”

"Very good." Li Shimin has no reason to refuse such a small request.

Half an hour later, Li Shimin was about to eat, but saw Cheng Yanjin rushing in with a machete: "Your Highness, you tell Lao Cheng that it was that Wen slave who arranged my Lao Cheng, and I will cut him into eight sections." ”

"Uncle Bao!" Li Shimin sat steadily on the couch and didn't move.

"I don't believe it, Uncle Bao can't." Cheng Biting Jin is a wise person, this fucking is to arrange that he was lucky to be the emperor at the beginning, this is a fatal thing, so he has to run out and scold a few words.