Chapter 99: Let's see if the bird has a beard
Cao Cao's wife, Ding Yao, couldn't bear the grief of losing Cao Ang after the Battle of Wancheng, and left Xu Du to return to his former residence.
Mrs. Bian was still Cao Cao's side room at this time, and her place of residence was in a relatively remote place in the backyard of Cao's house.
There is a small bamboo forest outside her residence.
Every bamboo here was planted by Mrs. Bian herself.
In Cao Shuo's memory fragments, he has a deep impression of this bamboo forest.
When he was a child, Cao Shuo liked to run around in the bamboo forest.
Mrs. Bian often accompanied Cao Pi here before giving birth to him.
Since he had Cao Pi, the only person who accompanied him to the small bamboo forest was Mrs. Bian's personal maid.
Pushing open the door of the small courtyard, Cao Shuo saw a young man in Chinese clothes about ten years old in the courtyard shooting a target with a bow.
Behind the boy stood two maids.
The arrow flew out and grazed the edge of the target.
He didn't hit the bull's-eye or even hit the target, and the boy's face was very ugly.
Indignantly, he drew another arrow and put it on the bowstring.
Cao Shuo has this young man in his memory, according to the normal historical process, he is Cao Pi who will inherit Cao Cao's mantle in the future and force Liu Xie's throne.
"Zihuan, what are you doing?" Cao Shuo grinned and asked Cao Pi.
Hearing the greeting, Cao Pi put down his longbow.
Seeing that it was Cao Shuo, he saluted and greeted: "Second brother, you're back!" ”
"I haven't seen you for a while, how did Zihuan become old-fashioned!" Cao Shuo rubbed Cao Pi's head: "I also learned to shoot arrows!" ”
"As the son of the Cao family, he will definitely go to the battlefield with his father in the future." Cao Pi said: "Archery is a must!" ”
"That's for sure, but you're still young, it's not safe to play with bows and arrows, don't hurt yourself when you turn around." Cao Shuo grinned and said, "Come, Zihuan, pick up your clothes." ”
"What is the second brother going to do?" Cao Pi was stunned.
"What's the matter, let's see if your bird has a beard!" Cao Shuo said.
Cao Pi was suddenly covered with black lines, and hurriedly covered his crotch.
"Stingy!" pinched his face, Cao Shuo said: "If you don't want you, I'll give it back to you just after seeing it!" ”
"Second brother...... Don't ......" Cao Pi's face turned red.
The two maids held back a laugh and lowered their heads.
"When you were a child, the bird was played with by the second brother." Cao Shuo tugged at the corner of Cao Pi's clothes: "Still a man, what's there to be shy about?" Hurry up, take it out and show it to the second brother. ”
"Don't ......," Cao Pi's face turned even redder.
"Second brother!" The brothers were arguing, and two crisp voices came from not far away.
Cao Shuo looked over and saw two children, one older and one young, rushing over.
The eldest is seven or eight years old at most, and the younger one is only four or five years old.
Running to him, the two children hugged his thighs one left and one right, raised their little faces and kept shouting, "Second brother." ”
Cao Shuo touched his arms and said with a bitter face: "Xiao Cao Zhang, Xiao Cao Zhi, the second brother came back in a hurry this time, but he didn't bring you anything to eat." ”
"Fun?" Seven or eight-year-old Cao Zhang asked, "Did you bring back any fun weapons?" ”
"How old are you to dance with a gun?" Cao Shuo said: "Hurry up like your third brother and show me the little bird to see if there is a beard!" After reading it, I'll find a way to get a weapon for you. ”
Cao Zhang didn't say a word and lifted up his clothes: "Second brother, look, you don't have a beard!" ”
"Just for your shameless momentum, the second brother will get you a good weapon." Cao Shuo said with a smile.
"Second brother, I want it too!" Cao Zhi said: "I want Dr. Qu's words, but my mother won't show me. I can also show the bird to the second brother to see if he has a beard! ”
"You've got it, little brat!" Rubbing Cao Zhi's head, Cao Shuo said with a smile: "Your fourth brother hasn't grown yet, you have to wait a few more years!" Mother doesn't show you, there must be a reason for her......"
"Zirong!" Cao Shuo was talking to a few younger brothers when a sweet voice came into his ears.
From 2,000 years later to this era, in fact, Cao Shuo never came to Xudu at all.
Knowing Cao Pi and others is completely a fragment of memory.
The sweet voice came into his ears, and for some reason, Cao Shuo shook, and an ominous feeling arose from his back spine.
He has an extremely keen sense of smell for beautiful women, and he wonders how he can feel chills when he hears such a pleasant sound.
Before he could understand, a hand as tender as a lotus root pinched his ear: "Why don't you say hello when you see your aunt?" ”
Finished!
Cao Shuo immediately knew that something was wrong!
The perennial goose is going to be pecked by the goose today!
Cao Shuo grinned and turned his head, and what he saw was a face as smooth as white jade.
The one tugging at his ear was a girl of about fourteen or fifteen years old.
The girl's skin is better than snow, and her facial features are also very delicate, but she has a smug smile on her face, which makes Cao Shuo feel a little uncomfortable.
It's always been a brother who flirts with a girl, when will it be the turn of the girl to flirt in turn?
What's even more infuriating is that she dares to pull her ears......
muttered in his heart, but Cao Shuo didn't dare to say it.
After all, this unruly girl is Mrs. Bian's sister-in-law.
It's no good to offend her in person!
"What were you doing?" Bian Xi tilted his little head, and his hand hadn't left Cao Shuo's ears: "Are you bullying Zihuan and them?" ”
"Don't wronged me." His ears were pulled, Cao Shuo tilted his head and said, "Zihuan and I are brothers, how can they hurt each other?" ”
"Then what did you ask Cao Zhang to do just now?" Bian Xi asked.
"I want to see him grow up, and I plan to introduce him to a daughter-in-law." Cao Shuo said shyly: "If you are interested, you can also help me take a look, I will let him pick up his clothes!" ”
Although Cao Zhang is still young, he is a boy after all.
How could Bian Xi, who is delicate and expensive, have ever seen that thing from a boy.
She blushed, and the hand holding Cao Shuo's ear added some strength: "I see you don't want your ears anymore, right?" ”
"Don't ...... Don't do this! Cao Shuo's painful mouth twitched: "If you don't let you see it, you can't do it?" ”
"Be careful when you talk to me in the future!" Bian Xi said arrogantly: "If you dare to talk nonsense, you have to pull your ears off!" ”
"If you don't let go, your ears are really gone, what are you waiting for?" Cao Shuo said with a bitter face: "I admit that I am wrong, can you let me go?" ”
"It's a nice sound." Bian Xi's small chin was raised: "If I'm satisfied, I'll let it go." ”
"How many men have you seen called?" Cao Shuo said with a shy face: "Generally, women like to call." ”
Without going through personnel, Bian Xi didn't know the meaning of his words, otherwise he would have to pull his ears off!
"Then you answer two questions, and I'll let go when you're satisfied." Bian Xi said unreasonably.
"As long as I know, I will never dare to hide it!" Cao Shuo couldn't help but agree.
"Are you getting better?" Bian Xi asked.
"That's it!" Cao Shuo patted his chest: "Great!" ”
"So I can take you to the street to play in the future?" Bian Xi asked again.