Chapter 0680: It's raining today, and it's snowing tomorrow

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Chen Hongzhi and Huoda, who came down the mountain, saw at a glance the three people squatting on the ground and smoking their horns, and a big black dog that was so strong that it was terrifying.

Chen Hongzhi and Huoda glanced at each other and said with a wry smile:

"You see, labor and management guessed correctly, right? It must be him......"

Hoda nodded and said:

"Sure enough, it's the kid. ”

Liu Shibai turned his head and smiled:

"Team Chen, Company Commander Huo, it's been a long time. ”

Chen Hongzhi had a dark face, glared at Huang Zhong and Lao Tang, who were squatting on the ground like turtles, waved his hand helplessly, and saluted:

"Chen Hongzhi of the Xuchang special police team, report to the general. ”

Huoda was stunned for a moment, his mouth opened wide, and then he had a nerve reflex, his right foot was on the ground, his chest was straight, and he saluted loudly and howled:

"The 112th Regiment of the Xuchang Garrison, the company commander Huo Da, has seen the chief. ”

This scene between the two startled Liu Shiba, and then he came to his senses and laughed:

"Okay, okay, you're teasing me, come and sit down, let's chat. ”

Chen Hongzhi and Huo Da glanced at each other, and then calmly sat down on the spot with Liu Shiba, regardless of whether the black soil on the ground was dirty or not.

"What do you call him? This robber is a general, and you are kidding me?"

Old Tang jumped up coldly, widened his eyes, and took a few steps forward.

Only then did Lao Tang know that Liu Eighteen was actually a general? He saw Huo Da in a military uniform saluting and knew that this matter was not far from ten.

Chen Hongzhi affirmed:

"If it is fake, the admiral of the Chinese Navy, Liu Eighteen. ”

Huang Zhong pouted and said:

"Of course the lord is a general, otherwise how can he be called a lord. ”

Chen Hongzhi's eyes bulged, and the corners of his mouth trembled:

"Don't come here, don't come here either of you, take a step further, and the labor and management will shoot you to death. ”

"Hahahaha!"

Liu Eighteen laughed heartily and explained the ins and outs of the future in detail.

Chen Hongzhi was relieved, but he was still far away from Lao Tang and Huang Zhong.

But Hoda was full of praise and said:

"These two are really talented. ”

Old Tang smiled triumphantly and said:

"That's ...... Well, it's really a navy admiral? Labor and management are lucky this time. ”

"Ouch......"

A few meters away, a painful snort reached the ears of the conversation.

Zhang Guanglie woke up, and was woken up by Lao Hei's licking, not that Lao Hei didn't bite him, but that the thing was too small, and Lao Hei was afraid that he would be scolded by Liu Shibai by biting it off......

Chen Hongzhi looked at Zhang Guanglie and said strangely:

"This guy is also talented. ”

Liu Eighteen rolled his eyes and asked:

"Captain Chen, what do you say?"

Chen Hongzhi smiled and told Liu Shibai in detail about Zhang Guanglie's childhood and later family history.

Liu Shibai couldn't help but move in his heart when he listened to it, and he remembered the words of Cao Xiong and his grandfather: Abnormality is a demon.

This guy is on his own merits, but the people around him are all unlucky, he scourged the township when he was a child, and he grew up to harm his colleagues.

The former Sima father and son, Chen Hongzhi, and Huo Da, after a few years, there was no good fruit to eat.

"Zhang Guanglie is finished this time, he is embarrassed and thrown home, he is not a demon, the demon is the person next to you.

Shameless to the point of being incomprehensible, heaven and earth do not tolerate it, I doubt why God still let him live......"

After Chen Hongzhi finished speaking, he raised his hand and pointed at Old Tang.

Old Tang pouted and said:

"If he doesn't come to provoke labor, labor and management won't want to kill him. ”

"I heard, you slept with my wife Zhou Caixia?"

Zhang Guanglie's hideous voice sounded behind Old Tang.

Old Tang said crookedly:

"What does your wife have to do with me? You don't know what kind of virtue your wife has?

"Dog, labor and management beat you to death. ”

Zhang Guanglie, who woke up, didn't look for anyone, and directly got on the bar with Lao Tang.

Liu Shiba, Huang Zhong, Chen Hongzhi, Huo Da, looked at the scuffled old Tang and Zhang Guanglie, dumbfounded.

"What about the nitrate water I let you get?" >

At this time, an extremely cold female voice came.

Everyone looked back, except for Liu Shiba, the rest couldn't help but be stunned.

What kind of woman is this who is extremely beautiful and charming to the extreme?

Delicate figure, ********, fair skin glowing with a bewitching luster, a strand of black hair scattered and falling on the forehead, a pair of shining eyes, flashing with a terrifying aura.

"This, who is this?"

Chen Hongzhi stammered and asked.

Huoda also nodded hurriedly and said:

"Hello. ”

Old Tang was pressed to the ground by Zhang Guanglie and beat wildly, and he didn't forget to howl:

"Beauty, save me. ”

No. 3 turned his head strangely, and saw Zhang Guanglie, who was beating, and Old Tang, who was beaten.

"Huh!"

No. 3 stretched out his hand, grabbed it in the air, and grabbed Zhang Guanglie and Lao Tang in his hands at the same time, holding his neck with both hands, looked carefully up and down, left and right, and said with a smile:

"It turned out to be you two precious ......"

Old Tang was discouraged, holding his breath and saying with joy on his face:

"Where have we met, have we eaten, or ......?"

"Bang!"

No. 3 turned pale, kicked Old Tang out with one leg, and said coldly:

"You, don't come near me, or I'll kick you ......"

This leg kicked Lao Tang extremely badly, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding and he lay on the ground speechless......

Zhang Guanglie's face froze, his hands danced in the air, and he said anxiously:

"Hold it, hold it and kick me ......"

No. 3 smiled and said:

"I won't kick you, you promise me one condition. ”

"Okay, okay, you say ......"

Zhang Guanglie's face was full of fear, he had never seen a sturdy woman who could lift two men by the neck in the air.

"Well, from today on, you will be with Liu 18, and you don't need to go back. ”

Number Three said with a smile.

"No, I'm an official, he's a robber! ”

Zhang Guanglie struggled.

Number Three shook his head and said:

"No, now he's an official, you're a robber...... He's an admiral, you're a robber with internal and external collusion, and you're doing everything. ”

"By the way, how about Captain Chen do me a little favor?"

No. 3's eyes flashed, and he turned his head to look at Chen Hongzhi.

Chen Hongzhi was stunned for a moment, pointed to himself and said:

"You know me, what can I help you?"

"I don't know you, I need you to go back to Xuchang to issue a notice, the robbers have been successfully captured, and the first offender is Zhang Guanglie.

In order to kill people, Zhang Guanglie led people to attack Liujiatun, but was killed on the spot by robbers. ”

No. 3's face was breezy and calm, which determined Zhang Guanglie's future destination.

"No, no, no, no, Captain Chen, you can't do that, no one will believe it. ”

Zhang Guanglie's eyes widened in fear.

No. 3 smiled charmingly, looked at the dumbfounded Chen Hongzhi and Huo Dadao:

"It's okay! I'll make a video and give it to you, and the most advanced modern technology can't find out that it's synthetic, which is enough to prove Zhang Guanglie's crime and whereabouts after his death. ”

Speaking of this, No. 3 turned his head to look at Huoda and said:

"Lian Commander Huo, you go down the mountain immediately, go to Xuchang and bring a bucket of nitrate water to Liujiatun, no, ten buckets!"

Huo Da looked at No. 3 stupidly, and then looked at Liu Shibadao:

"Who is this woman, she has the final say?"

Liu Shiba's face was distorted, the corners of his mouth trembled and gritted his teeth, he looked at No. 3's crackling fist, and held it for a long time before swallowing a mouthful of saliva and said:

"She's up ...... call"

No. 3's face turned cloudy at this time, and he smiled charmingly:

"I'm his little wife, no! Third wife, do you think I said it?"

Three wives, so that is to say, there are two wives, big wives?

As for the eldest wife, Chen Hongzhi and Huo Da still know a little bit, Ning Min'er of the Ning family......

The corners of Liu Shiba's mouth trembled, and he couldn't speak......

In fact, he wanted to deny it, but he couldn't say it, how could he say it if he couldn't win?

In this world, people who can solve problems with their fists are generally relatively strong.

In the end, No. 3 looked at the whitening East from afar and said softly:

"I've linked to Xuchang's TV station, and now I'm going to do a live report......"

"Bang!"

No. 3 casually left Zhang Guanglie, who was almost holding his breath, still on the ground, straightened his clothes, took out a camera-like thing from his jacket pocket, and threw it into the sky......

"Xuchang People's Radio, it's morning broadcast time, and now the announcer of this station is No. 3, broadcasting the weather forecast for everyone......

It rains today, snow falls tomorrow, hail falls the day after tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, [maybe] it will fall or not......

Now, a real-time news is inserted, and it has been verified that Zhang Guanglie, the top leader of Xuchang City, wandered to the Liujiatun Farm in the suburbs of Xuchang this morning.

His people, with despicable and shameless means, violated the thirteen sows in the farm, which were in heat, resulting in the abortion of 130 piglets.

At the same time, it was inserted with a live camera, and the tragic scene was secretly filmed......"

Liu Shibai and his entourage opened their mouths wide at the same time, the corners of their mouths were dripping, and they looked at an extremely realistic video scene floating in the void in a daze......

In the video, Zhang Guanglie is like a wolf and a tiger, hungry and thirsty......

Zhang Guanglie collapsed on the ground and fainted instantly......

Far away in a villa in Xuchang, a middle-aged fat woman named Zhou Caixia screamed and fainted:

"Could it be that the old lady is not as good as a pig ......"

A few minutes later, Chen Hongzhi and Huo Da fled to Liujiatun......

Left behind Liu Eighteen, who was pale, Old Tang, Huang Zhong, who had a strange face, Zhang Guanglie, who fainted, and No. 3 with a charming smile.

There is also a big black dog with a grinning mouth, the old black ......

..............................

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