Chapter Twenty-Six: It's all the charcoal
Seeing Li Chengqian standing on the rockery holding his helmet, showing his teeth and dancing his claws, the eldest grandson queen was angry, and then looked at the small courtyard that was tossed, and gritted her teeth even more angrily. But he didn't dare to call that loser boy, for fear that he would suddenly be scared and fall off the rockery.
After half an hour, Chunxiao caught a glimpse of the eldest grandson queen standing at the gate of the small courtyard by wiping her sweat, and she was so frightened that her face immediately changed greatly, and she couldn't speak, only knowing that she stabbed Li Chengqian's back with her fingers.
Li Chengqian, who was immersed in the pleasure of demolishing the house, opened Chunxiao's fingers once or twice, he couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and glared angrily, only to find that Chunxiao's eyes were about to glance into her temples.
Looking at Chunxiao's gaze in confusion, his eyes instantly stared at the boss, and his body staggered, if Chunxiao hadn't been dragging him from behind, he almost fell off the rockery.
"Li Gaoming, Li Gaoming, you can do it now." The eldest grandson sat on the rocking chair that had just been brought by Zhao Laoer, poked Li Chengqian's head with his fingers, and said with his back molars.
And Li Chengqian, who was arrested, stood obediently, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, with a posture of admitting defeat and accepting punishment, but in a position where Empress Changsun could not see, a pair of eyes were rolling wildly, trying to open his brain wider, trying to find a more reasonable explanation.
"In the past, you tossed in the yard, I thought it was nothing, children have a naughty time, but now you are so good, you will tear down the house." The more Empress Changsun spoke, the more angry she became, and finally she simply grabbed Li Chengqian's ear.
"Ah......, Queen Mother, it hurts and hurts, ......, ears, ears are going to fall off!" Li Chengqian was coldly grabbed by the eldest grandson's ears, and in an instant, the tearing sensation spread all over his body, and with the strength of the eldest grandson's hand, the whole person was raised by two inches - with his feet crossed.
"Drop it, drop it, it's useless if you want ears anyway, say how many times you've been there, but that time you listened." I have to say that the eldest grandson at this time is the same as all mothers, and the technique of pulling his ears is also extremely skilled, I don't know who he practiced it from.
"Queen Mother, let go first, let go, listen to me, listen to me, I really have a reason." Li Chengqian couldn't think of any reason at this time, and he couldn't even take care of his 'son', his ears hurt too much.
"Okay, this palace will believe you again, you say. If you dare to lie, watch out for your ears. The eldest grandson looked at Li Chengqian's face with a bun, and he was also a little distressed, slowly let go of his hand, and threatened.
"How dare Erchen, besides, when did Erchen deceive the queen mother, right?" After his ears were saved, Li Chengqian finally felt a little easier.
I wanted to turn to the back of the chair and press the eldest grandson's shoulder or something, but I didn't think that the back of the chair was too high, and I couldn't even show my head when I stood behind. In desperation, I had to turn back and gently shake the armrest of the rocking chair.
"Don't be a sycophant, talk about it." Li Chengqian's action made the eldest grandson feel a little crying and laughing, but in order to make him not an inch, he still said with a cold face.
"The queen mother, Erchen just felt that this winter was too cold, and wondered if he could change the structure and layout of the room to make it warmer inside. I just happened to have some ideas, so I wanted to give it a try. I was going to surprise my mother again if I succeeded, but I didn't expect to be discovered by you so early. ”
"Nonsense, from ancient times to the present, the room has always been like this, I have never heard that it can be warm when you change it, you are so easy to deceive after being a book?" The eldest grandson knows that her eldest son has some ghosts, but if she wants to say that changing the structure of the room can make it warm, she will never believe this.
"Queen Mother, listen to me." For the eldest grandson, Li Chengqian is completely temperless, and he is the kind who is eaten to death.
As a result, Li Chengqian's little fingers hit the east and west, and the guide hit the north, where to build the fireplace, where to change it to a fire kang, and where to change it to a stove. Later, when he said the rise, he began to get carried away and wanted to climb the rockery, but he was pulled back by the eldest grandson's brain.
"That's what you're going to do?" The eldest grandson was confused, what is a fireplace? What is a fire kang? I haven't seen anything like this, so I don't have any idea at all.
Li Chengqian was smacked, shrunk his neck, and calmed down again, but his face looked a little bright: "Yes, with these, the room will be warm in the future, and I also got some coal stoves, and when the time comes, I will light them in the house, and then it will be called a warm." ”
"What is a coal stove? Can you think about something serious and not do something that doesn't matter every day? Another word that the eldest grandson couldn't understand jumped out, which made her a little angry, and she began to trouble Li Chengqian in other aspects.
"The queen mother, the coal stove is a kind of charcoal-burning thing, and it is very warm in the house." Li Chengqian approached the eldest grandson with a smile and began to sell cuteness again.
Unexpectedly, just as he approached him, his ears hurt and he was grabbed again.
"Okay, you Li Gaoming, this time I leaked my mouth. You bought the million catties of coal sent by your uncle, right? What are you buying so much black stuff for? Don't you know that the charcoal can't be burned in the house? Do you know that you will be poisoned by charcoal? ”
Hearing Li Chengqian talk about charcoal, the eldest grandson immediately remembered the purpose of coming here.
Thinking about the black and ugly stones that began to be transported to the palace half an hour ago, the eldest grandson was worried for a while, it was a full 80 times.
At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, the four seas were leveled, and prices were also falling, and a bucket of rice has now been sold for 5 yuan. If the poorer families save money for a year, they can basically live for a year.
This loser, when he went out in a morning, he spent 80 yuan, and the most important thing was that he bought back some useless coal, how could this make the eldest grandson not angry. You must know that in order to reduce the expenses in the palace, the skirt that the eldest grandson is wearing now has been exposed.
"Queen Mother, don't be, it hurts." The bitter Li Chengqian screamed again, his little face wrinkled into a bun, but fortunately, the eldest grandson changed one ear this time.
"Make things clear, or you won't want this ear." The eldest grandson was also ruthless, and wanted to teach Li Chengqian a lesson and save him from tossing all day long.
In fact, Li Chengqian's 80 guan is nothing for a large palace, but the crux of the problem is that the eldest grandson thinks that the money is useless. Moreover, the place in the East Palace is not big, and now there are a lot of black stones piled up there, and the eldest grandson wants to beat Li Chengqian every time he thinks about it.
"Mother, my son-in-law assures you that this charcoal can really burn, and it is not poisonous. You let go of your hand first, I can't run the monk who ran away from the temple, if you find out that there is a fake, it's not too late for you to pull it. In order to get out, Li Chengqian also fought hard, and swore to do everything, just to save his ears from the clutches of his eldest grandson.