Chapter 7: Messed up
Cheng Xiaolian is not from a design background, he can't design a more comfortable toilet, even if he has this idea, it is impossible to use Zhu Guozhi as a guinea pig experiment, and he is not sure about Zhu Guozhi's preferences, and he can't wait another three or five months to slowly inquire about Zhu Guozhi's preferences.
So he can only make a fuss about the contents of the toilet, according to Zhu Fu, the previous toilet was sent in dry, and after use, it was covered to prevent the smell from escaping, but the smell in the house would still be bad.
In Cheng Xiaolian's opinion, he only needs to make a fuss from this, maybe he can attract Zhu Guozhi's attention, but this thing is risky to operate, in case Zhu Guozhi doesn't like it, he will be punished at that time.
No, Xiaolian understood a truth a long time ago, wealth and wealth are in danger, and generally wealth without risk is basically a scam, so he is determined to gamble, and he may be able to climb to the sky in one step, and it will not be a big deal to be beaten and driven out of the house, anyway, he is used to the life of this era, and he will not starve to death after going out.
Zhu Guozhi fell asleep full of irritability, of course he had to get up at night, and when he sat on the toilet, he felt that there was something in it, but he smelled the smell and knew that it was not a dirty thing, and he didn't think much about it, so he sat on it, and then closed the lid and fell asleep deeply.
Poor Cheng Xiaolian waited all night, and rushed over the next day full of excitement, who knew that the maid ring in the room handed him the toilet as if nothing had happened, which made him very disappointed, could it be that Zhu Guozhi didn't find the contents at all?
But there is no choice but to obediently go to the toilet.
After Zhu Guozhi got up in the morning, he remembered what happened last night, and after all, he had some doubts in his heart, but Cheng Xiaolian's handling of this matter alone would definitely not make Zhu Guozhi ask for a leave.
It's just that the atmosphere in the government is very tense now, basically Wu Sangui's eyeliner is everywhere, it is not an exaggeration to say that he farted at noon, Wu Sangui knew it in the afternoon, and he was very depressed, so he asked his subordinates to inform him that the governor was not feeling well today, and he had a day of rest at home, so he could relax.
Zhu Guozhi hadn't dealt with the affairs of his family for a long time, so he walked around his house, and no one under his hands received a notice, and the people around him wanted to send the news, but they were afraid that the master would find out, and it would be difficult to protect themselves at that time, so they could only take one step at a time.
Zhu Guozhi walked into his backyard like this. According to incomplete statistics, the average money-greedy person loves money as much as his life, so as soon as he entered the backyard, his face immediately sank, because he saw a servant washing dishes with boiling water.
"Who told you to boil water to wash the dishes?"
The leader saw that the master was coming, and hurriedly came to the front to salute: "The slave has seen the master." Immediately after that, he fell to his knees.
Zhu Guozhi still had a calm face: "I asked who asked you to boil water to wash the dishes?" ”
"Some oils can't be washed with cold water, so they can be washed with hot water, which is convenient and the dishes are clean."
"Bastard! Wash it with cold water can't be clean, won't it be clean after washing it a few more times? Don't you need money for firewood? How much money can you afford to spend so much? Punish you for a month's worth and give me money for firewood!" ”
The people under his hands all had bitter faces, but there was no way, I wanted to be lazy, but now it's okay, a month's salary is gone, let my family drink the northwest wind?
At this time, Cheng Xiaolian was washing the toilet on the side, and when he heard this, he hurriedly ran back, his plan was wrong, and he was about to slap the horse's hooves.
The more Zhu Guozhi walked inside, the worse his mood became: "You bastards, you don't know what your surname is after just two good days?" Do you still have the ability to eat two dry meals a day? In the future, eat dry rice at noon and drink porridge at night! ”
Seeing that Zhu Guozhi's face was getting worse and worse, all the people around him were silent, for fear that the master would catch the handle and deduct his salary, and the family would be gone.
Cheng Xiaolian asked in a low voice: "Uncle Fu, don't you say that the master is very good to his subordinates?" ”
Zhu Fu smiled bitterly: "It's good, it's good, it's just that the master likes silver, it's good if you get used to it." ”
Who knew that at this time, someone suddenly shouted: "Yuan Xiaosan, the master called you!" ”
Zhu Fu was shocked: "Little San, you hurry over, you didn't do anything bad, right?" ”
"Uncle Fu, don't worry, this thing can't be broken."
Saying that, Cheng Xiaolian walked over, and before he got close, a person shouted loudly: "Bold! When I saw the master, I dared to be rude! ”
Cheng Xiaolian was taken aback, and then looked around, all of them were hunched over, as humble as they wanted, only he was holding his waist, who knew that Zhu Guozhi laughed: "It's okay, it's a good thing for young people to have a straight waist, and they are energetic when they look at it." ”
The people around were taken aback, originally thinking that this kid had brought in the silver, could it be that there were really relatives in the house?
Cheng Xiaolian didn't dare to hold it up, so he hurriedly bowed and saluted: "The kid is unreasonable, I've seen the master." ”
"Bastard, you should call yourself a minion, hasn't anyone taught you how to behave?"
Zhu Guozhi was interrupted by others continuously, and he was very displeased: "I'm the master, you're the master, or you come to ask!" ”
The person next to him looked at Cheng Xiaolian's eyes full of envy, but he fell to the ground: "The slave should die!" ”
"Go, go, get out of the way, don't mess with my Yaxing."
The man didn't even straighten up, trotted all the way out of here, and glanced at Cheng Xiaolian resentfully before leaving, which made him feel very bottomless, thinking about where he had offended this person.
Zhu Guozhi slowly opened his mouth: "I heard that you are responsible for pouring night incense for me?" ”
Cheng Xiaolian nodded: "It's the minion." "But I secretly scolded in my heart, uncle's broken dynasty, I have to call myself a slave, and sooner or later I will rebel against the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty.
Zhu Guozhi nodded: "There was something wrong with the toilet last night, but what did you add privately?" ”
Cheng Xiaolian looked scared: "The slave is a capital crime, and he shouldn't add things indiscriminately." "But my heart is happy, I am not afraid that you will ask, I am afraid that you will forget about it.
But he is obviously overly worried, eating and drinking Lazar is the most important thing for people, if you keep putting something in a person's meal, he will definitely ask someone to understand, even if you don't want to understand for the time being, you remind him every day, he will be curious sooner or later.
Zhu Guozhi shook his head: "I didn't mean to blame you, you tell me first, what is the added thing?" ”
"There is a thing called soothing grass in the wild outside the city, which has the effect of repelling mosquitoes and soothing the nerves after drying, I use soothing grass and some weeds to dry into small cakes, and put one or two in it each time, which can both taste and calm the nerves."
Zhu Guozhi nodded when he heard this: "If you can all work as hard as Yuan Xiaosan, our house will already be in a different situation!" ”
Hearing this, Xiaolian's heart burst into laughter, it's time to promote me, at least be a manager, right?
Who knew that Zhu Guozhi turned around and walked out of the courtyard after saying this, without even meaning to give a reward, Cheng Xiaolian turned his head to look at the jealous eyes of the courtyard, and immediately changed his face, this is bad!