Suddenly, two big dogs on the street, one black and one white, bit wildly. The roar of the two dogs www.biquge.info aroused the dogs in the surrounding family to bark as well. That guy is up and down, it's hilarious!

Those idle and bored people saw that there was a lively scene, and they gathered around, seeing that it was two dogs biting and fighting, and many people cheered for them.

Lu Di and Fat Dun saw that their big dogs couldn't suppress each other quickly, and the angry two stepped forward to scuffle. The onlookers were even happier when they saw this, on one side was a big dog with a black and a white dog, and on the other side was a fat and a thin child fighting, which was really interesting.

"Bet, bet, I bet, the white dog wins, the fat man wins..."

"No, no, I'm betting, the black dog wins, the thin man wins..."

Lu Di and Fat Dun, the white dog and the black dog they beat them, the Chinese people play the Chinese people, this guy is a hilarious!

Lu Di wanted to hug the fat boy, but the fat boy's strength was not weak, and it was difficult to win with strength. The fat boy pressed Lu Di, wanting to crush Lu Di with the strength of his body, Lu Di was not stupid, and attacked Fat Dun's lower plate with his feet.

Seeing that his plan failed, Fat Dun was furious, and stepped forward with a punch of meat, Lu Dhuge hit, his body quickly floated, and the person immediately went behind Fat Dun, and then quickly pushed with his hand, pia, Fat Dun came to a dog eating posture.

Blood trickled out of his mouth. Seeing this, the house slaves' eyes turned red, and the "little master of Wuze" howled, picked up the whistle stick and rushed over to play Lu Di.

The plainclothes tiger guards behind Lu Di were not vegetarians, although they did not draw their scabbards, they were as fierce as tigers, and they beat all the house slaves of the Dongmen family to the ground with their bare hands.

Seeing this, Fat Dun Dongmen Wuze ran home, beckoning more domestic servants and slaves to come over and avenge himself.

After a while, a group of people with weapons ran out of the Dongmen family, and when they saw the situation outside the door, they were immediately angry, and Dongmen Wuze roared even more, "You kill them for this gentleman, kill them... This gentleman will wait for his father to come back from the country of Lu, and give you money, money..."

As soon as Dongmen Wuze's words fell, the house slaves became excited, and the guards who protected Lu Di saw it, and they were startled and hurriedly said, "Son, retreat quickly."

But it was too late, and they were completely surrounded. The onlookers saw the commotion and dispersed. Lu Di hurriedly said: "You dare... Do you know who this son is? This son is..."It's just that his words haven't been completely spoken, and Wuze from the east gate over there came up and threw over a ripe persimmon, and suddenly the juice of the smashed persimmon on Lu Di's face was yellow and wet!

Lu Di was furious, since he was reborn, no one dared to do this to him like now? He picked up the fan and began to attack the house slaves in front of him, capturing the thief and capturing the king first, Lu Di knew the truth of this, so he beckoned the guards to follow him and kill in the direction of Xiao Fat Dun.

Dongmen Wuze seemed to have guessed Lu Di's intentions, and kept letting the house slaves block in front of him, and he used persimmons to sneak attack Lu Di from time to time.

Lu Di screamed when he was smashed, and his body was even more sticky with persimmon yellow juice. He saw that the guards were being suppressed to death by the house slaves of the Dongmen family, and at this moment he was anxious that cold sweat broke out on his face, and he might be planted this time.

Hmm, big willows? Suddenly, Lu Di's eyes lit up, and he climbed onto the tree with the attention of everyone.

Seeing that the overall situation had been decided, Dongmen Wuze stuck his waist and laughed, "Boy, are you a monkey?" How did you get up the tree? ”

Lu Di broke off a branch and smashed it at the fat dun with a bang, "Hmph, you dead fat man, what kind of ability is it to bully more and less?" There is a kind of you who come up and fight with this son for 300 rounds."

Dongmen Wuze was almost smashed by the branch thrown down by Lu Di, and was startled, "Okay, you kid, you dare to sneak attack this gentleman, look at this gentleman's orange and yellow persimmon" After saying that, he took out the persimmon from the servant's basket and smashed it on Lu Di on the tree.

Lu Di dodged left and right, but after all, he was on the tree, and after a while, his smashed body was full of sticky persimmon juice.

Lu Di scolded: "Do you dare to come up, a dead fat man?" ”

Dongmen Wuze scolded below: "Do you dare to come down as a dead monkey?" ”

"Do you dare to come up?"

"Do you dare to come down?"

…….

Okay, the classic lines of Zhu Bajie's Sun Monkey vs. Sha Wujing in "Journey to the West" have come out, but it's the opposite, it's the opposite! The monkey was forced by the fat man to stretch his hands and feet.

Both of them shouted a little smoke in their throats. Lu Di said, "You dead pig, you... Your name is... What is your name? ”

Dongmen sat on the ground with a tired buttocks, looked at Lu Di on the willow tree, and gasped, "Ben... Root... This gentleman, called... Call... It's called the East Gate... The East Gate is unzealous! ”

East Gate Wuze? Lu Di was stupid, and then there was a roar in his head, rub, this fat man is actually Dongmen Wuze? Wow, wow, the dead old man Yan Ying was praised as a gentleman in "Yanzi Spring and Autumn"? Damn, it's not like that! Isn't this guy in the country of Lu, how can it be in the country of Qi?

In fact, where did Lu Di know that there was such a similar incident in history, and as a result, the Dongmen family moved to the Lu State, which was later captured when the Qi State invaded Lu.

A servant steward of the Dongmen family saw that his little master was tired like this, and offered advice: "Gentleman, why don't you cut down this willow tree, I don't think that kid will come down?" ”

Lu Di was almost frightened when he heard this, if he really cut down the tree, he would really be a fish on the board of an adult. "No... You can't cut it, you can't cut it, this son is Lu Di, it's Gongzi Tu..."

Dongmen Wuze was still a little hesitant to cut down the willow tree, to know that when he was unaccompanied, a large part of his happiness came from the willow tree in front of the door, but now, seeing the appearance of Lu Di on the tree, he was angry, "You stupid monkey, you are still a child, who are you fooling?" Today, this gentleman will take the wise and martial son to teach you, a dead monkey who doesn't know the height of the sky! Someone will come and cut down this willow tree for this gentleman."

Lu Di's tears are about to fall out, Peony, this time it's a cheat! "I'm really Childe, Childe..."

But those servants of the East Gate don't care about you, they take big axes, and they will cut down those who are bangbanging.

The autumn wind blows Lu Di's heart is cold, the wind is sluggish and the sky is cold, and the strong man climbs the tree and never returns!

Just when Lu Di was desperate, a large group of people came over, and the leader Lu Di knew, and when he saw the big savior coming, he cried loudly, "Uncle Zisan, Uncle Zisan, save Tu Tu, save Tu Tu quickly, save Tu Tu quickly..."

The person who came was the guest secretary of the Qi country, Gongsun Qiao. Today he was picketing discipline in Linzi City Food City, but he didn't expect that some Chinese people came to report that there was a fight in front of Dongmen's house, and this time he paid it back, according to the newly promulgated Qi law, those who fought privately without permission were very serious crimes.

He took his clothes and led the team to the east gate house with great interest, and when he saw the people lying on the ground, he was overjoyed, but found that the voice of Gongzi Tu came from the willow tree.

Gongsun Qiao took a look, and was suddenly surprised that he could stuff a duck egg in his mouth, and the embarrassed yellow crooked horn boy, in short, a thousand words finally turned into "Childe, Childe, why are you like this?" ”