Chapter 006: Xiao Lu Di scolded his father

General Guo Xia said, "Your Majesty, since the monarch of the country is so stupid, why don't I raise troops to attack him?" ”

Qi Jinggong looked at Yan Ying when he heard this. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Yan Ying glanced at the five big and three rough Guoxia, "I heard that there are three ways to deal with neighboring countries: first, divide the country, so that it breeds civil strife, so that the country will not attack and collapse; Second, raise an army to attack it, but it will bleed for thousands of miles; Third, make good friends, and the two countries are like brothers. ”

Guo Xia licked his lips when he heard this, "Prime Minister Guo, did you answer what you asked?" ”

Yan Ying didn't respond directly to this guy who lacked heart and knowledge, but continued, "Let's talk about the first type first, separation!" The premise of dividing a country is that the country has the conditions for discord, and there are three virtuous ministers under the command of Wei Linggong, Zhong Shuyu, Zhu Tuo, and Wang Sun Jia. ”

Qi Jinggong shook his head, these three people are comparable to Yan Ying's existence! At this time, Yan Ying continued, "The second type of attack, Ying dared to ask the general, if you and Beigong Xi of the defense of the country, who is better?" ”

Guoxia was dull for a while, and choked up, "He is not as good as me in a head-on battle, and I am not as good as him in the city defense!" ”

Yan Ying smiled, "In this way, does the general still think that my Qi country should be defended?" ”

"This?" Guoxia Yusai, you must know that the most important thing to capture the enemy country is to attack the city and pull out the village, and now the well-defended Beigong is happy, even if he captures the country with strong strength, it will definitely hurt the vitality of the Qi country.

"Well, what Yan Qing said is reasonable! Weiguo is like this pearl in the hands of the widow, although there are flaws, but after all, it is still a pearl, the widow can break him at any time with his hands, but if he is broken, the widow will definitely be injured, if the Jin State and the Chu State are in trouble at this moment, the widow will lose the advantage in the battle because of the hand injury! Therefore, the time is not yet ripe to defend the country, how should Yan Qing treat the country of Qi to defend the country? Qi Jinggong saw that the defense could not be defeated, so he had the idea of taking advantage of it.

"Your Majesty, this is the third way to deal with neighboring countries," Yan Ying saluted.

"You mean friendship? No, no, wouldn't it be that Qi Guo had lost such a great opportunity! As soon as Qi Jinggong heard Yan Ying's proposal, he immediately became angry.

"Your Majesty, you have misunderstood the meaning of the baby! Ying means that since he Wei Linggong likes men and women, why didn't the king choose a beautiful flower in Qi to send to Wei Linggong to show the friendship between the two countries", the corner of Yan Ying's mouth flashed a wicked smile.

Qi Jinggong is smelling it at this moment, and he dares to love that this is a plan to let the pearl of the country rot! The ministers were not all fools, and after a while, they understood what Yan Ying meant, and they all laughed. Qi Jinggong also smiled with satisfaction.

Lu Di, who had been listening carefully, frowned, this Yan Ying's plan has loopholes, big loopholes! Thinking of the danger that might be brought to her, Lu Di began to cry again in the court.

Everyone in the court was stunned by Lu Di's cry, and then they all pretended not to see it and lowered their heads. I am here to laugh at Wei Linggong for playing both men and women, why don't people laugh at the illness of their own beloved son?

Yan Ying shuddered for some reason. Qi Jinggong saw his beloved son crying, and he didn't know why, so he hurriedly hugged him in his arms and comforted him.

"Daddy, why hasn't the peach of Lu arrived yet? Tu Tu wants to eat, wants to eat..."Lu Tu cried.

"Tu'er, it's here, it's here, hasn't Doctor Xian already gone to Lu Country?" Qi Jinggong hurriedly gave Liang Qiu a look. Liang Qiu also said according to what he saw and heard, "Childe, don't worry!" Peaches will be there soon, and Qiu will give you a guarantee..."

"It's here, it's here! You all lied to me, Dr. Xian has been gone for nearly half a month, was he robbed by someone on the road? Wow wow..."

"Robbery? Who dares to rob the envoys of my Qi country? Qi Jinggong frowned when he heard this, and then his tone softened, "Good girl, you just wait, Daddy will take you to see Malaysia tomorrow, Malaysia..."

When Yan Ying heard the word robbery, she suddenly trembled, "Your Majesty, the baby has something to say!" ”

This sonorous and rapid sound shook the hall with a whining, "Your Majesty, the baby almost made a big mistake!" ”

"Big mistake?" When Qi Jinggong heard this, he hugged Lu Di in his arms, and Lu Di saw that Yan Ying understood what he meant, so he obediently did not cry again.

"That's right! Your Majesty, Ying made a plan to defend the country before, but he forgot the feelings of one of the most important allies of the Qi country."

"The most important allies?"

"That's right, Song Guo! Your Majesty, if Qi Guo sends a beauty and Wei Linggong, what does Song Guo think? ”

"Yan Qing, do you mean to say Nanzi, the princess of the Song Kingdom!?" Qi Jinggong is not a fool, he understood the truth in a short time.

"Yes, Your Majesty! Wei Linggong is now favoring Nanzi, if she sends a beauty and Wei Linggong, it will definitely cause Nanzi's dissatisfaction and anger with Qi State, and then she will stab the matter to the lord of Song State, and Song State will definitely be separated from Qi State... So... Your Majesty, the baby is guilty! Yan Ying thought of the danger of the previous plan and broke out in a cold sweat, you must know that the role of the Song State to the Qi State is very huge, because it has always been the nirvana of the Qi State to restrain the eastward advance of the Lu State!

Qi Jinggong also figured out the truth here, his face was a little bitter, couldn't he take advantage of it" Yan Qing, could it be that Qi Guo just let it go? ”

Yan Ying sighed and shook his head. Qi Jinggong's face was bitter when he saw this, but he didn't want to give up, he glanced at the faces of all the doctors in the court, he saw that everyone was bowing their heads, a little frustrated, hey, there was a lot of joy in the sky, "Retreat from the court..."

At night, the spring breeze is very charming, and the moon is very white. Or under the pear blossom tree, Lu Di saw that Qi Jinggong was a little depressed because of the day's events, his smart eyes rolled, and said, "Daddy, what do you think it is?" ”

Hearing this, Qi Jinggong looked at the place of Lu Di's little finger, "Oh, the moon! ”

"The moon? Oh, so his name is the moon! Do you think it's a big night pearl hanging in the sky? ”

"Haha, good son, how can there be such a big night pearl in this world?" Qi Jinggong laughed heartily at the little stupid fight designed by Lu Di. The depression of this day was finally swept away, he kissed his son, and then took a sip of wine, the joy of life, what more could the husband ask for?

The two played with each other, and Lu Di dragged his little chin and said, "Daddy, do you say that the moon is close to us, or is the peach close to us?" ”

Qi Jinggong almost choked on the wine when he heard this, oh my God, his son really wanted to eat peaches and wanted to go crazy, and finally found many ways to divert his attention, why did he think about it again now? No, let Liang Qing find a place to plant some peach trees tomorrow, just in case! Thinking of this, he thought for a while and said, "Good son, of course the moon is the closest to us!" ”

"The moon is nearest! Well, there is some truth in what Daddy said, after all, Tu Tu can see the moon as soon as she looks up, but Peaches can't see it no matter how you look at it! ”

Qi Jinggong listened to the joy of stealing, and the plan to delay the army was successful! So he hurriedly nodded yes, but then Lu Di's words forced Qi Jinggong to death, "Daddy, if the moon is close to us, why haven't we heard of someone coming from the moon, so the moon is still far away from Tudi, and the peach is close to Tudi!" Daddy, you say, yes? ”

The next day, Qi Jinggong got on his horse cart and galloped towards his horse breeding place with great momentum. Although Lu Di was held in Qi Jinggong's arms, his eyes were also whitened by the bumps, and bitter water was rising in his stomach.

Qi Jinggong saw that Lu Di's face was a little bad, and knew that it was because of motion sickness, so he asked the driver to slow down. Lu Di breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Qi Jing angrily, "Daddy, are you the poorest person in Qi Country?" ”

As soon as these words fell, the entire convoy was stopped by thunder. Qi Jinggong's eyes widened, "Tu'er, who can be richer than Daddy in Qi Country?" Daddy has the whole country of Qi! ”

"Daddy lied, if you are the richest person, why do you want to ride such a bumpy car? You can't afford a good car, right? ”

Qi Jinggong was so excited by Lu Di, his face suddenly turned a little red, Lu Di saw this, and the little tiger tooth leaked, "However, don't worry, Daddy, when Tu Tu grows up in the future, he will definitely buy the most luxurious carriage for Daddy, so that Daddy will not be tired of carriages and horses when he rides..."

This sentence was like a spring breeze and rain that instantly poured Qi Jinggong's originally somewhat resentful heart, good son, good son, kiss baby, a call in my heart and liver.

The convoy walked slowly, and Lu Di secretly wiped the saliva on his face with his sleeve, "Daddy, why does your cart only have two wheels?" ”

"Evil, this?" Qi Jinggong was asked by Lu Di about this question. Liang Qiu saw that his lord could not answer, so he explained, "Childe, since Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor, the car has only two wheels."

"Oh, since the Yellow Emperor Xuanyuan! How long has that been? ”

"About 2,000 years!" It was Qi Jinggong who spoke.

"So long! Daddy, Tu Tu is thinking about a question."

"Oh?" Qi Jinggong's interest was aroused.

"Daddy, look..."Lu Di said, opening his red little mouth and pointing to his teeth.

Qi Jinggong didn't know why, so he stepped forward to take a look, and was immediately overjoyed, "Tu'er, I didn't expect you to have ten teeth!" ”

"Well, Daddy, I only found out recently! When she was two years old, she only had four teeth, and when she was three years old, she only had six teeth, but she didn't expect to have ten teeth when she was five years old... Daddy, Tu Tu's teeth can increase with age, so why can't the wheels of the carriage? Daddy, Tu Tu wants a car on four wheels, a car on four wheels... Do you promise to do it, okay? Lu Di spread out and pulled Qi Jinggong's big hand. Qi Jinggong had already become a finger twister at this moment, "Okay, Daddy promises you, promises you!" Liang Qing, this matter will be handed over to you..."

Liang Qiu's face was bitter when he heard this, he really didn't know how to build these four-wheeled cars, but looking at the father and son in front of him, if he couldn't meet their requirements, the disaster of thunder would not be far away! Thinking of this, he was ruthless in his heart, summoned the most famous chariot craftsmen in Qi State, promised them to be courteous, and then threatened that if they couldn't be built, they would all be killed.