Chapter 721: You Swear So Appropriately, Dear?
"Brother Xian, these melons, fruits and vegetables, should we take them and distribute them to the brothers first, tsk, I feel greedy when I look at it." Almu finally dispelled the bad state of his body, and cautiously moved to Duan Shaojun's side and whispered.
"Master Junma, if there is nothing to do here, the slave can go and distribute the carriage first, this day is gloomy, I'm afraid it's going to rain......" Gao Zhuang'er ignored Almu and asked straight to Duan Shaojun.
Raising his eyes and looking at the sky, Duan Dagongzi nodded, anyway, he wanted to stay away from this thing that was neither male nor female. "Hurry up, there is Eunuch Laogao you."
"What did the county master say, these are the slave's business, after the slave and maid are done, they will come over and wait for the county master......" Gao Zhuang'er finished with a smile on his face, turned around, crossed his hands on his waist, and his thin voice sounded again. You blind things, don't you hurry up ......"
Almu, who was inseparable from Duan Shaojun, couldn't help but look at Duan Shaojun with curiosity. "Brother Xian, no, no, now I should call you the county horse, what kind of ability are you, you can actually see at a glance that the eunuch entered the palace at the age of sixteen or seventeen?"
"Isn't this simple, how many people can grow after the age of sixteen or seventeen?" Duan Dagongzi said proudly.
Almu was stunned for a long time before he figured it out, and slapped his thigh. "The county horse master is very kind, this is like raising horses on our grassland, after the age of three, this horse will be fixed."
"I said brother, what are you talking about horses? Or are you talking about me? Duan Dagongzi looked at this guy Almu with a black line on his face. Lying in a groove, what do you mean, a mouthful of a horse, aren't you burying Brother Tai in front of you, the new county horse master?
Almu quickly shook his head and smiled. "There is no such intention, my brother is not that kind of person, if this statement is false, I will hit five thunders on the day of the teaching......"
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Thundered...... Almu's expression instantly stiffened, Duan Dagongzi tilted the corners of his eyes, and looked at the dark clouds, purple electricity shuttled between them, and couldn't help but sneer. "Brother Tai is really bullish, it's so appropriate to swear an oath."
Almu stared blankly at the clouds rolling in the sky, and lay in a big groove in his heart, damn, this god did it on purpose, didn't he?
Almu tried his best to talk and tongue, and for a long time, Duan Shaojun barely lost his breath, but even so, Almu had to agree with Duan Dagongzi to give him two more Dawan mares.
"Hey, I've promised you everything for my brother, what else do you want?" As soon as Almu was about to say goodbye, he felt the tightness of his sleeves, turned his head, and saw that Duan Dagongzi was holding on to him, and couldn't help but say helplessly.
"Brother Tai, the so-called empty mouth and white teeth, there is no basis for the mouth, we still have a good proof of evidence, the so-called brothers settle accounts, although we are friends with different surnames, but the younger brother also thinks that we should respect the words of the ancients to do things, and the way of a gentleman is ......" Duan Dagong flicked his unboiled and stewed tongue, and the spittle stars sprayed faster than raindrops.
"Okay, okay, when you have time to come to my tent, my brother will definitely give you a note, this time I see that it is going to rain, and I have to take care of my brother to take care of it" Almu perfunctorily snorted and prepared to flash, but saw Duan Dagongzi reach into his arms, take it out, a charcoal pen, and a blank piece ......of paper magically appeared in his hand.
Almu's grinning mouth closed for a long time, staring at Duan Shaojun who was smiling incomparably **** in front of him, Almu really had the urge to copy the knife and slash this shameless man three times.
"Brother Tai, there are both paper and pen here, let's choose a day as well as hit the day, hurry up, after writing Brother Tai, you can go and get busy with business." Duan Shaojun spread the white paper on the wheel, slapped the charcoal pen in his hand on the chest of Almu, who had not yet come back to his senses, and said proudly.
"Count you ruthless!" Almu felt that why he mistook this guy for an excellent doctor with high moral character and lofty thoughts in Jiangnan back then, and now it seems that this guy's despicability and shamelessness are really comparable to the old bull nose who was once famous in the entertainment city and the uncle Xuan Zhenzi who is now a national teacher of the Tang Dynasty.
That night, another wonderful dinner party was held, but this time the main course of the dinner was no longer the meat such as beef and mutton, but these fruits and vegetables that had been cleaned and exuded a sweet taste.
A bowl of vegetable porridge, a plate of broken cucumbers, eating Duan Dagongzi is addicted, I haven't eaten so small and fresh for a long time. The only thing that is unpleasant is that Gao Zhuang'er, who is neither male nor female, has been standing beside Duan Shaojun, and he has been waiting for him on the orders of His Royal Highness.
But the problem is that seeing this product will make people feel like they lose their appetite, but you can't say anything yet. In the end, Duan Dagongzi could only slap his face coldly: "That high eunuch, you have already sent the reward, shouldn't you go back?" I don't have much to stay here. ”
"Jun Ma Ye, the slave and maid have been ordered by His Royal Highness, and they must wait for you well, and by the way, they will have to bear the heavy responsibility of guiding the way, how can they leave, isn't it that the Jun Ma Ye looks down on the slave and maid, a person with a crippled body?" Gao Zhuang'er had an innocent and pitiful face, holding the embroidered handkerchief with both hands and pulling it on his chest, making Duan Dagongzi goosebumps.
"Stop! I don't look down on you, that person is used to waiting for me anyway, so I don't need it. So what, since you're going to lead the way, stay there, that ...... Well, Xu Zheng, you kid run a fart, come over to Ben Gongzi. Duan Shaojun raised his finger and swept it, and the soldiers who had just squatted behind their buttocks all rolled and crawled to the side.
But the question is how can he hide from the eyes of Duan Dagongzi, and directly point to the most obscene back and shout.
"Childe, what are you calling the little one? The little one hasn't eaten enough yet......" Xu Zheng, who was still carrying half a cucumber in his hand, walked up to Duan Shaojun with a bitter expression, but he still deliberately kept a distance of at least one zhang from Gao Zhuang'er, who was neither male nor female.
"You, take the eunuch over to pick a tent and give the eunuch a rest, you know?" Duan Dagongzi glanced at Xu Zheng, which meant that this thing arranged the high eunuch's camp tent away from the camp where he was resting, Duan Dagongzi didn't want to hear Gao Zhuang'er's creepy laughter when he was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night.
Xu Zheng could only take the order with his head down, while Gao Zhuang'er was happy to rush to Duan Dagongzi after making a blessing, twisting his small body and following Xu Zheng.
The departure of the high eunuch allowed Duan Shaojun to finally be able to breathe the fresh air freely again, and there was always a strange smell in the air just now, which made Duan Dagongzi panic anyway.
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"Childe, such a powerless eunuch was sent by the general, what does this mean?" Qi Da only dared to get close to Duan Dagongzi at this time, and asked in a lewd whisper.
"How do I know this, but then again, Li Youwen's woman is too much, right? Actually brought such a guy who is neither male nor female, he really wants this guy to come over and disgust everyone's overnight dinner, isn't it? Duan Dagongzi complained with a stupid expression.
Duan Dagongzi's complaint, but no one dared to answer it, after all, Duan Shaojun's way of complaining by naming Princess Zhaoyang's name, Rao is Qi Da and others are the kind of ruffians who don't follow the rules very much, and they don't dare to take this tone.
A delicious dinner party finally ended, after a full meal, after walking around the barracks, Duan Dagongzi finally returned to his camp tent, of course, when he returned to the camp, Duan Shaojun did not forget to let Qi Da get a basket of crispy cucumbers over, well, as a supper.
Sipping fragrant tea, looking at those boring words, humming a little song, and chewing a cucumber from time to time, how beautiful this little day is. It is even more so for people like the little brother who eat fasting and chant Buddha all year round.
"I can't imagine that I stayed on the grassland for so long, and the taste of those beef and mutton is still disgusting when the poor monk feeds it......" While chewing cucumbers, the little senior brother Jian'an sighed.
Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be happy. "Little senior brother, don't get too carried away, those ten or so carts of melons and fruits seem to be a lot, but how many people do we have here, after being distributed, it is good to be able to eat three or four meals, even if you are disgusting with beef and mutton, I am afraid that you still have to continue to endure it."
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