"How? How did it feel to go to court for the first time? When he arrived at the Lizheng Palace, His Majesty Li Er waved his hand very respectfully, letting Li Chengqian be exempted, and then asked in a harmonious voice.

"Does the Emperor want to hear the truth or lie?" Li Chengqian saw that his father was in a good mood, and he spoke a little presumptuously.

"Talk about it, talk about it!" Li Er looked at the eldest grandson beside him, and the happy Li Chengqian said.

"The lie is that I, a Datang official, have worked hard and hard for Datang, and I am not afraid of power and iron-clad. My father is even more worried about my Tang Dynasty and the ....... For a full 5 minutes, the white foam at the corners of Li Chengqian's mouth came out, causing the eldest grandson to cover his mouth and giggle, and the corners of His Majesty Li Er's eyes jumped wildly.

"Stop, stop, what's the truth?" In the end, His Majesty Li Er really couldn't stand Li Chengqian's sycophants and interrupted his praise.

"Truth? Father, how do you put up with those old things every day? These bastards are so not a thing, they all hang up high and don't care about themselves, and everyone sweeps their own doors and doesn't care about the frost ...... others. ”

The more Li Chengqian talked, the more angry he became, and finally said: "Especially those old subordinates when you were in the Qin Palace, they were too much of a thing, they ran to the sons one by one, appeared and stood up, waited for the sons to come over to pay respects, and then ran away under the pretext of running away. ”

The eldest grandson couldn't smile anymore, leaning over the back of His Majesty Li Er's chair and couldn't straighten his waist, and His Majesty Li Er was also helpless to pout, crying and laughing at Li Chengqian's lazy temperament.

After a long time, when Li Chengqian finished complaining, Li Shimin said: "Then what is the old man Cheng looking for you to do?" ”

"Uncle Cheng is looking for his sons to ask for white stacks." For the courtiers that Li Er admired, Li Chengqian did not dare to call him indiscriminately, for fear of making him unhappy.

"White stacks? Hey. How much did you give him? Comrade Lao Li never thought that Li Chengqian would be able to refuse Lao Cheng's request, and directly asked how much he gave.

"Four, forty pounds." Li Chengqian was like a defeated little rooster, and his head was about to fall to the ground.

"Forty pounds? How much does he want? Lao Li didn't care about dozens of catties of white stacks, he was just curious about the process of his son and Lao Cheng's fight.

"Three hundred pounds."

"Hey~, you gave him forty pounds, and he agreed?" Li Shimin was taken aback by the proportion of this transaction, and it was hard to imagine that Li Chengqian could cut Lao Cheng's request to this share.

How could Uncle Cheng agree, he put Erchen on the white jade railing and poked it, wanting to scare Erchen. But Erchen thought of his father's life, Jin Ge Iron Horse, and countless ...... "a series of sycophants."

Then Li Chengqian continued: "But of course Erchen will not be frightened by him, as the so-called dragon gives birth to a dragon, a phoenix gives birth to a phoenix, and his father has a horse all his life, so Erchen naturally can't weaken his father's name." "It's another string of sycophants.

"Alright, let's pick up the important ones." His Majesty Li Er was finally photographed comfortably, and he felt that if he continued to shoot, he would only be able to seal Zen.

"Hehe, father Emperor Mingjian, at that time, the son ......" At the moment, Li Chengqian's eyebrows fluttered and he blew himself in the sky, unparalleled on the ground, and the matter of 10 minutes or so was said by him for half an hour.

In the end, Empress Changsun couldn't listen to it anymore, and said to Li Chengqian: "Gao Mingdon't underestimate that Cheng biting gold, he is shrewd, if you are careless, I am afraid that you will suffer a big loss." ”

"Please rest assured, the son understands the power of that Cheng goblin." The eldest grandson's instructions Li Chengqian naturally agreed carefully, and did not dare to be careless, otherwise he would be deducted from the hat of unfilial piety, and he was afraid that he would not be able to survive in Datang.

"Oh? Do you really know? Li Shimin was sitting on the Taishi chair, squinting at Li Chengqian with his eyes, and said with some disdain.

"Although there are many famous generals in my Tang Dynasty, how can a few tiger generals and ministers under my father's account not know." If it was another question, Li Chengqian might still hesitate, but if he talked about the allusions and personalities of these celebrities, he was really not afraid.

In later generations, because of the high development of the Internet, the information of these historical figures can be said to be put on the table for people to flip through casually, and it is a coincidence that Li Chengqian has really read Lao Cheng's family history.

"Then tell me about it." His Majesty Li Er and the eldest grandson glanced at each other and said jokingly.

But soon the banter in the eyes of the husband and wife disappeared, just because Li Chengqian actually started from the time when Ah Chou and Taipinglang separated, until Cheng Biting Jin and You Tong robbed the emperor, and then Cheng Biting Jin voted for Li Mi and Wang Shichong, until he finally took refuge in his Li family's dynasty.

The whole story is about ups and downs, half-truths and half-truths, talking about Cheng biting Jin on Youtong Zhuangzi, in a dream to teach the 36 Tiangang axe method, but was interrupted by a friend's shout, and finally remembered only three moves, the eldest grandson actually let out a regretful lament.

The rise of the talk, Li Chengqian simply transferred the allusion in the Hu family to Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao, saying that Qin Qiong fell into the hole in the ground, ate 11 steamed buns of 'Nine Oxen and Two Tigers', and got the power of Nine Oxen and Two Tigers, and encountered a black tiger in the hole, Qin Qiong grabbed the tiger's tail, swiped it forward, and actually pulled out a tiger head golden gun.

Speaking of this, His Majesty Li Er was also stunned, a cup of tea was held in his mouth for a long time, and he didn't send it to his mouth for a long time. I secretly thought that I had been with Qin Qiong for so many years, but I didn't know that Second Brother Qin had such an encounter at the beginning, no wonder the generals on the battle array were like searching for things.

It was only after Cheng Biting Jin encouraged Qin Qiong to take refuge in Li Tang at Wang Shichong's place, that Li Chengqian stopped his mouth and looked at the hour, it was getting dark.

His Majesty Li Er also slowed down for a long time, only to find the tea bowl in his hand, and after slowly putting it down, he frowned and asked, "Who did you listen to?" ”

"Huh?! That one....... Li Chengqian felt excited just now, and what he said seemed to be a little too much, how could he tell the real thing in the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

However, in the face of Lao Li's gaze, this question must still be answered, and after a little pondering, he said: "Erchen thinks that heroes must have legends of heroes, so ......." ”

"Made-up?" The eldest grandson, who was fascinated by what he heard, also reacted at this time and asked in dismay.

"One, half." Li Chengqian shrunk his neck and whispered.

"Fart!" Comrade Lao Li slapped the tea bowl ruthlessly, ignoring the royal prestige at all, and turned it dirty.

"Uh~, more than half." Continue to shrink your neck.

"Huh?!" Lao Li glared.

"Big, half." The whole neck was shrunk into the ribcage.

"Poof", looking at Li Chengqian's performance, the eldest grandson laughed unconsciously, gently pressed His Majesty Li Er's shoulder, and said softly: "Okay, second brother, don't scare him." Either way, Gao Ming's storytelling skills are good. ”

"Yes, although most of them are made up, there is nothing wrong about Cheng Lao Pifu." His Majesty Li Er gently turned the tea bowl in his hand, his eyes kept scanning Li Chengqian, and he didn't know what he was thinking.