Xu Cheng stretched out his hand to shake hands with the two new block group senior brothers, and also introduced himself by the way: "My name is Xu Cheng"

Fang 8 stopped his hand: "Eh, the real name is not interesting, for our dragon blade, the names are a bunch of vests in the mission, let's call it a nickname"

Xu Cheng said embarrassedly: "I don't have a nickname"

Kitayama: "Why not, didn't I get one for you last time?" ”

"Huh?" Xu Cheng looked at him blankly

Kitayama: "Second child! ”

Burst!

Xu Cheng felt like he had been shot in the chest by an arrow

"As soon as you hear this nickname, it's awesome, Sensei said, that's it, you will be called the second child in the future!" Fang J said with a smile

Fang 8 clapped his hands and applauded: "This nickname is very domineering when you hear it, don't say it, in our dragon resistance, no one dares to call himself the second child!" It's a symbol of strength, how good! ”

Beishan nodded: "Senior brother, I also have good intentions."

Xu Chengsheng looked loveless: "I want to die!" ”

Immediately, he asked Beishan curiously: "Senior Brother Beishan, what are the three of you doing here?" ”

Fang 8 said: "Senior Brother Beishan said that you were in danger, so you came over, and now it seems that you are very good."

Fang J: "Second brother, senior brother has a serious question for you, you must answer me very seriously"

Xu Cheng nodded: "You ask"

Fang J: "The girl you were holding just now is your daughter-in-law?" ”

Xu Cheng wants to cry, I don't bring such a bully, do you want Lao Tzu to hang a plaque of 'Lin Chuxue is my daughter-in-law' around your neck in the future, so that you can believe that your brother's wife is the Lin Chuxue who has captivated the country and the city?

Kitayama: "I've already asked him this question, I can answer you, that beautiful girl is his daughter-in-law"

Fang 8 and Fang J didn't believe it in unison: "Senior brother, could you be mistaken?" ”

Beishan made a roll of eyes and gave Xu Cheng: "You explain it to them yourself"

Xu Cheng looked at the two senior brothers who didn't believe it at all and said: "No matter how beautiful a woman is, as long as you chase it, you will definitely be able to catch it, the key is to be attentive, not to use your JJ!" ”

Fang J squinted: "The person you call yourself the second child actually told us that you have to be careful when chasing girls?" Don't make me laugh, okay?"

Xu Cheng: "I can't make sense with you"

Fang 8: "Then how do you chase?" As soon as I take off these glasses, the opposite side of your brother will get wet, and I want to be attentive."

Xu Cheng looked at him: "You take off your glasses and take a look?" ”

Fang 8 took off his glasses and looked at Xu Cheng with a cute face

Xu Cheng looked at it for a while, then skimmed his head, and sighed as if he had eaten feces today: "Zhen Nima Lewd/Zodiac!" You should go to South Korea another day to improve your foundation, you are like Zhu Bajie, no matter how hard you work, no girl likes you"

Fang J: "Don't say that, your name is Senior Brother Beast, in fact, it's not easy for him, but his boss still wants to sneak him"

Fang 8: ""

Xu Cheng: "This is a good thing, at least it's not bad, call the beast senior brother you should try to be in one place first"

Fang 8: "Your sister! ”

Fang J: "By the way, second, how did you catch up with your daughter-in-law?" Teach two tricks? ”

Xu Cheng: "It's very simple, chasing after the dead skin, what is a woman?" A flower, what about a man? Cow dung! If this flower wants to grow, can it leave our cow dung fertilizer? So, think of yourself as a qualified cow dung to chase others for her good ideals and great goals."

Fang 8 nodded, and asked with a look of feeling very powerful: "Then how to make a qualified cow dung?" ”

Xu Cheng: "You asked this question well, as a qualified cow dung, there are flowers stuck in you, right?" Then you have to think that this flower absorbs your nourishment, which is equivalent to saying that it is your own, and anyone who dares to approach it will be killed! ”

Fang J: "For example? ”

Xu Cheng: "For example, last semester, someone sent her love letters to harass her, and scolded him in the alley after school!" It doesn't matter if this person is him or them! Let them know where this flower belongs! If they don't know, keep beating until they know, even if their heads are bleeding, for example, at last night's banquet, pointing at those nobles and celebrities spraying them as mentally retarded and trash, they have to practice the essence of five sprays in a second, they can't spray, don't care about three seven twenty-one, beat them, regardless of whether His Royal Highness the Prince is rich or young, as a qualified cow dung, he must be prepared to maintain that flower and be the enemy of the whole world, for example, first cut the watermelon knife all the way from the Platinum Palace all the way to the gate of the palace, and the momentum of not entering the living must be put out."

Fang 8: ""

Fang J: ""

After the two worked together for a long time, they popped out a sentence: "You are a crazy person, you are a fool of your life, Guanyin will fall"

Xu Cheng suddenly lit a cigarette for himself, took a puff, and sighed: "Eh, I actually don't want to hide it from you, it's really tiring to chase my sister, since I punched the first villain who harassed my wife in junior high school, I knew that the road ahead was not easy, and I also knew that this would be a road of no return, but the punch that went out could not be recovered, and it wasn't that you hit someone and said sorry, the police would forgive you, right?" As my wife has become more and more beautiful over the years, I can't stop this hand at all."

After saying that, he left first

Kitayama asked, "Where are you going?" ”

Xu Cheng: "I'm a beater, do you want to go with me?" ”

Fang 8: "Where are you going?" I'm too lazy to fight for ordinary people."

Xu Cheng threw the cigarette butt: "Platinum Palace"

The three senior brothers' eyelids jumped: "What are you doing?" ”

Xu Cheng understated: "Cutting people"

The three senior brothers' bodies were shocked

"Senior brother, will your enemy level be a little bigger? If you don't say a word, will you go to **ss a little overwhelmed? ”

Xu Cheng nodded and said: "Actually, I tested the depth of the banquet at that time, I felt that I could fight, so this time the resurrection in situ is in the best state, it is still early in the morning and the night is dark and windy, and the opportunity must not be missed, okay, I will go first, Senior Brother Beishan, if you are idle and have nothing to do, please go to the Lin Family Manor to help me squat for a while, I am afraid that there will be thieves to worry about."

And then he was gone

Fang 8 and Fang J were speechless: "This Nima is really going?" ”

Beishan looked at Xu Cheng's back farther and farther away and sighed: "This kid is crazy to speak, and he is even more crazy in action, the last time I went to the black market, I was especially played by him, and the Sonora family in the black market in Mexico is gone, and he was held hostage by this bastard in front of the other five major families and then shot in the head, this kid does things wrongfully and has a debtor, very yin, and Sonora ambushed in the black market, and he just broke into someone's house and killed the whole family!" Eh, I regret running away from behind his ass, the boss is disrespectful enough to make people worry/worry, I fuck this guy so badly! ”

Fang J: "I haven't seen the queen once in my life, and my daily tasks have only reached the level of mercenaries at most, this bastard has gone to other people's BSS to fight monsters in the house and upgrade, and sure enough, the world of the second child doesn't understand."

Fang 8: "Looking at the sequelae of chasing the second sister, I still didn't resign and was submerged by the boss"

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