Chapter 322 Dou Ying Lian (Order!) ）

"Hide in the mud and see how the beast comes out!"

Seeing that Li Muran answered so quickly, a smile appeared on Lu Renjia's face, and then said

"Okay, Childe is really witty and sensitive, but my coupling is not as simple as you think, my coupling is: two apes cut the wood in the mountains, ask the monkey how to saw, this saw is not the other saw, but this sentence!"

As he spoke, he hurriedly took a pen and wrote it down on the table. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Looking at Lu Renjia's writing, Li Muran sweated evilly, can you be in your mother's order? Thailand needs you!

He compared Li Muran to a monkey in this sentence, and at the same time homonymous "saw" into a "sentence", which not only depicts the scenery but also scolds Li Muran in it.

Li Muran smiled when he heard it

"Brother Lu, no, no, you also misheard my next link, my next link is a horse hidden in the mud, see how the beast comes out! This "hoof" is not the other "hoof", you can see it clearly"

After speaking, he also picked up a pen and paper and wrote down the "question" crookedly

Shanglian: Two apes cut wood in the mountains, ask the monkey how to saw (sentence)?

Downlink: A horse hides in the mud to see how the beast comes out of the hooves (question)!

Everyone in the hall heard the battle of wits between the two, and it was obvious that Li Muran was better, and they all applauded.

These two sentences were exchanged before and after, and they became authentic scolding stickers, which fit seamlessly, and the people in the hall saw that the little family Ding had moved back to Yicheng for everyone in Jingzhou, and they laughed and applauded.

Even the eldest lady and Su Xiaoxiao, the two talented women, also looked at Li Muran together, their little faces were slightly red, and they shouted softly according to the applause of the crowd: "Li Gongzi (Li Jiu), yes." ”

Seeing that the king of the middle had a blue face, Li Muran laughed and said:

"Brother Lu, it's just a pair, it's just for entertainment, why be so persistent.

Why don't we rent a painting boat together and call a few famous prostitutes to play a boat together?

To be honest, little brother, I have grown so big, but I really don't know what it's like to be dangling on a boat! ”

Seeing that Li Muran was in front of the public, explaining the debauchery in his words, Lu Renjia only thought that he was insulting himself, and smiled stiffly on his face

"Li Gongzi, it's really a good literary style!"

"Where is there, Brother Lu's literary talent is even better!"

The two of them were competing with each other, and Lu Renjia on this side arched his hand

"I don't know if Li Gongzi knows, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven?"

When everyone heard this couplet, they were curious, what kind of couplet is this.

However, Li Muran ignored Lu Renjia's expression at all and replied directly

"Alas, I don't know what you said, Brother Lu, but I also have a sentence here, I don't know if Brother Lu can study this sentence and fulfill this wish for you."

This Lu Renjia's uplink is from one to seven, and there is only eight missing, and the meaning he wants to express is to forget eight, that is, "Wang Ba!" ”

Li Muran said with a raised eyebrow

"Loyalty, filial piety, righteousness, etiquette and integrity!"

This coupling has something similar to the upper union, Lu Renjia scolded himself for being the eighth king, so wouldn't he be sorry for the principle of life that he would return the other way if he didn't return it

Loyalty, filial piety, righteousness, etiquette, and shame! It was originally something proposed by Confucius, but now Li Muran deliberately said one less tooth, that is, "shameless"

Lu Renjia said that he "forgot eight", and he said that Lu Renjia was "shameless"!

In this couplet, Li Muran replied neatly and without losing face, and after Lu Renjia heard this, his already pale face was now wrinkled together.

And the crowd outside the hall cheered continuously, and even Su Xun on the side couldn't help but shout

"Good, what a loyalty, filial piety, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty, Li Gongzi is so literate!"

When Li Muran heard this, he turned around and smiled

"Where, where, come with it, come with it, haha!"

He said it very lightly, but many of the people present were some well-written people, how could they not see the ingenuity in this couplet, seeing that this little family had earned anger for the genius of Jingzhou, their faces were flushed.

Now the only most unhappy estimate is the second prince, he originally thought that relying on this "king of kings" Lu Renjia would be able to humiliate Su Xun, but he didn't expect that Li Muran was killed halfway, and one person and one mouth made it difficult for him!

"Bang"

The second prince bowed to the corner of the table beside him and said to Lu Renjia

"Lu Renjia, don't you boast that you can scare people to death? Today you will kill him by me! ”

Listening to the clamor of the second prince, Li Muran shook his head with a smile on the side, you have the ability, you can spray feces all over your mouth.

That Lu Renjia is the second prince's dog-headed military advisor on weekdays, and this Liu Ji's personality is naturally to clear the abnormality.

The time is long, the husband is short, and the gold and silver are constant, but when you abandon you, you won't even blink your eyes, and you will even fall into the well.

This Liu Ji is the second prince of the dynasty, who dares to provoke, in the past, when Lu Renjia gave him ghost ideas to kill those useless people, he didn't expect that there would be today, thinking of those methods on weekdays, the current Lu Renjia's forehead unconsciously overflowed with cold sweat.

As the saying goes, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, but the time has not yet come, and this sentence is in line with Lu Renjia's current state of mind.

Looking at the little hat in Tsing Yi in front of him, his brain was spinning rapidly, and suddenly he seemed to think of something, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said respectfully

"I don't know your surname?"

Listening to Lu Renjia's inquiry, Li Muran looked at the smile on the corner of his mouth, and estimated that this question was not good to ask, but he couldn't guess anything for a while, so he replied

"Don't be surnamed Li!"

After hearing this, Lu Renjia said with a smile

"Childe's surname is Li, do you know that Mu can give birth to a child?"

Can wood give birth? Adding a person under the wood is not a plum character!

This Lu Renjia didn't forget to change the law to sarcastically mock Li Muran, he was not annoyed, he looked at Lu Renjia in front of him, and raised his eyebrows

"Can wood have children? Such a strange thing is unheard of in the next place, dare to ask Brother Lu is a famous Renjia? ”

Lu Renjia only thought that he couldn't answer, so he nodded with a smile

"Exactly!"

"Oh" He first responded shallowly, and then seemed to think of something, and said with an exaggerated expression, "Lu Naijia Renhu?" ”

This "Jia Ren" is a homonym for "dummy"!

Needless to say, Li Muran won again this time, these couplets are not only exquisite, but also hidden everywhere, and the answer between the two is so exciting, everyone present applauded constantly, as a person, until now, Li Muran has the upper hand.

Lu Renjia heard that this shout was so harsh, and looked sideways, but saw that the second prince Liu Ji held his hand tightly, probably because he was angry to the extreme, Lu Renjia turned his head and looked at Li Muran with resentment in his eyes, and snorted coldly

"Brother Li, do you know what it means to "plant trees on your grave"? ”

Li Muran also sneered in his heart when he heard this, this Lu Renjia secretly said that he couldn't do it, but now that he has changed his mind, there is a link in his words, even a fool can hear the insult in the couplet, he listened to the latter's link, and the look on his face looked innocent

"And such a thing? It seems that Brother Lu has studied this mass grave quite a lot! But if it's really as Brother Lu said, I have to go back and take a good look, otherwise how can I "make a coffin for you to live in", you say yes or no! ”

"You ......" (To be continued.) )