Volume 3 Chapter 162 Soldiers to Liaodong (5)
In short, the matter on the Liaodong side was put aside for the time being, and it was only said that after Gongsun Gong rushed back to the port and re-boarded Lu Ren's landing craft, the landing craft left the main formation of the fleet and turned around and headed for Yizhou. What the pen "Fun" Pavilion didn't say www.biquge.info was that Shirley took Gongsun Gong back to Yizhou, and then went to the "forbidden land" so that Gongsun Gong could be treated.
To be honest, the speed of the landing craft is actually very fast, but it is not easily shown to others under normal circumstances. The sea journey from Lelang to Yizhou can be completed in less than a day if you really want to sail at high speed. Of course, Lu Ren won't let Shirley run so fast, first of all, Lu Ren needs some time to complete some preparations, and with a person like Gongsun Gong, Lu Ren doesn't want to behave too outrageously in some things.
So it was three days before Shirley returned to Yizhou with Gongsun Gong, and at the same time, she brought back a dozen poor widows...... This was specially brought by Gongsun Gong in order to express his sincerity to Lu Ren. But seriously, Lu Ren really thinks that these dozen or so widows are a bit of a pity, because in a sense, these dozen or so rather beautiful widows can be regarded as playthings cultivated by Lu Ren, after all, Lu Ren also has his own dark side in his heart.
To put it bluntly...... Well, Lu Ren actually wants to use another method to satisfy his original dream of experiencing the **** elites of the island country. After all, in the era in which Lu Ren originally lived, who had such a dream in front of the computer screen every day and always had a paper towel at hand? And the original Lu Ren was just one of these male slings. (Ahem, the bottle too.) )
But now, these widows cultivated by Lu Ren, Lu Ren has not tasted what it tastes like, and they were treated as chess pieces by Lu Xun, and they were also abandoned children, and they were thrown to Gongsun Yuan. In the words of the dark side of Lu Ren's heart, he hasn't had time to try it yet, but he has cheapened Gongsun Yuan's soul. Fortunately, the current Lu Ren is no longer the male animal he was at the beginning, and Lu Ren is still willing to give up what he should give, and Lu Ren has no psychological obstacles to speak of for these widows.
Now that these widows have been brought back, there will naturally be some compensation on the surface, but if Lu Ren wants to taste their freshness again, Lu Ren has no interest. To put it mildly, Lu Ren really wants to do it, and he is inferior to that little girl...... Oh no, after so many years, Cibei is now twenty-five or six years old, and he should be ripe. Anyway, if Lu Ren really wants to try it, Cibei will definitely send it to the door, and the other evil horse tai maids, Lu Ren can also pick whatever he wants.
However, these dozen widows are still of some use to Lu Ren, and they can be used immediately. For example, at this time, after Shirley returned to Yizhou and picked up Lu Ren, she took Gongsun Gong and these dozen widows and drove the landing craft straight to the depths of the sea...... It's really deep, because the landing craft is diving into the sea.
If it's just Lu Ren and Shirley, in fact, all you need to do is send a signal to the spaceship, and let the spaceship start the regular space teleportation to pick up Lu Ren and Shirley. But now because of the number of people brought with me, it is a little inconvenient to use the teleporter, and it is not as convenient as diving directly with the landing craft. Of course, Gongsun Gong and the dozen or so widows didn't know that they had dived into the sea, because they were imprisoned in a small black room by Lu Ren and Shirley, and the excuse was that they wanted to enter the forbidden land, and some things could not be known to them, so let them be wronged.
It didn't take long for the landing craft to return to the spacecraft. After dealing with all the related matters, Gongsun Gong and those widows were naturally released from the small black house, and then followed Lu Ren and Shirley to the interior of the spaceship. Next, for the widows, Lu Ren and Shirley casually settled them, and let them eat and drink in the living area, but the main thing to be busy was Gongsun Gong's handicap.
Wait until Gongsun Gong is stripped naked before throwing it into the medical cabin...... Alas, it's a bit troublesome to say it's easy, but it's just the same thing to say it's troublesome. After Lu Ren, who was faint in spirit, took advantage of Gongsun Gong's anesthesia to take a few glances at Gongsun Gong's thing, he couldn't help but pull Shirley over and then asked in a low voice: "Hey, this thing of his doesn't seem to be any different from a child's, can it be used if he is cured like this?" Let's not talk about him with those yellow words, the main reason is that he wants to repair his parts is related to his inheritance, and this kind of thing is not a joke in this era. If we fix it for him, but he still doesn't work, and if he gets resentful, it will give me trouble for the rest of my plans. Shirley, you don't know, men who don't have this stuff are often psychopaths. ”
Shirley was immersed in operating the machine, and said to Lu Ren without raising her head: "Senior brother, don't worry!" Anyway, I have followed you to 'join the WTO' for more than ten years, can I still not understand these things? Don't worry, the 'he' of our time and space has studied the physiology of the earthlings relatively completely, and according to the information left by 'he', we only need to do the relevant DNA calculations here, but it will take a little more time. ”
"That's right, that's okay."
In this way, after several hours, when Gongsun Gong woke up from anesthesia in the medical cabin naked, the first thing he did was to look at his lower body, and then he saw a complete thing, and then he was ecstatic, almost crazy.
It should be a happy time for everyone, right? Wrong, at this time, there was something that Lu Ren didn't expect, but Gongsun Gong had been castrated for too many years, and there were some problems with psychological factors. It's a bit cumbersome to explain this question in detail, but to put it simply, it's actually ...... Well, the thing that Gongsun Gong just repaired can't be stiffened.
Where do you think Lu Ren wants to get such a thing? For Lu Ren, a normal man will get stiff when he sees a beautiful woman, that's so normal that he can't react normally, okay? But I forgot that among the male animals, there are always some guys who can't get tough, and the reasons are also strange.
What's worse is that Gongsun Gong's problem is by no means that something went wrong during the treatment, but that it is purely quenched because Gongsun Gong's psychology has a problem. Let's put it this way, the current Gongsun Gong is like a gynecology doctor, because of his work, he has long been accustomed to women's bodies, and as a result, even if he sees a beautiful woman standing in front of him, he can't arouse his impulse in that regard...... In fact, this explanation is a bit biased, it can only be said that Gongsun Gong is in such a state now, or it should be said that the current Gongsun Gong is still a child who doesn't understand that thing at all, and he doesn't know what kind of reaction he should have and how to make his baby hard.
With such a fuss, Lu Ren really had a headache, and Shirley couldn't do anything about it. Shirley is a technician, not a psychiatrist, and Shirley can't cure this kind of psychological disease.
And Lu Ren and Shirley's white eyes, Gongsun Gongke was anxious. If his thing can't be tough, then he will still pass on a chrysanthemum sect and a generation of wool! After all, the people of that era attached great importance to this matter, so Gongsun Gong almost turned his face directly with Lu Ren. Fortunately, because of this guy's cowardly personality, it was easy to suppress the urge to turn his face, and then he cried and asked Lu Ren and Shirley if they could help him cure him.
Shirley really can't help it, because after repeated tests, Shirley dared to assure Lu Ren that the current Gongsun Gong has absolutely no physical problems. Lu Ren believed that Shirley would not talk nonsense, and at the same time knew that Gongsun Gong's problem was due to psychological factors, so he thought hard about it.
Until the end, Lu Ren simply gritted his teeth, lowered his voice and asked Shirley, "Shirley, are we worthy of viagra brother here?" ”
"Deserved, deserved! And the effect can be a little better, and at the same time, the damage to the human body can be reduced a lot. ”
Lu Ren gritted his teeth again: "Go and match it immediately!" really Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu poured him a pound, I don't believe that his thing will not be able to get hard! ”
Shirley was startled at the time: "A catty? Five hundred grams? It's going to die! ”
Inside the ship, Shirley is in the process of urgently dispensing medicine.
Of course, what Lu Ren said was pure anger, and if he really wanted to give Gongsun Gong medicine, it would be about fifty grams. If Gongsun Gong was really poured a pound of improved version of Lu Ren's "Viagra/Brother", Gongsun Gong would have died violently that day, and the cause of death would not have been blown up, but would have died after it was finished.
Finally, Gongsun Gong finally saw that the parts he had once broken were finally re-entangled and angry, but what he said next almost didn't make Lu Ren rush up and beat Gongsun Gong hard, and then easily knocked out the parts that Gongsun Gong had finally repaired again:
"Lu Yizhou, what should I do next?"
"What? / you / sister! Oh no, it seems that Gongsun Gong really has two younger sisters...... Ahh I'm so mad at this guy! ”
Lu Ren was not only mad, but he really took Gongsun Gong out of temper, and said in his heart, Are you also emasculated too thoroughly? Even in this era, many concepts are very backward, even if you are a eunuch, how can you say that there are still some things such as room/middle/art in this era, right? And you're also the lord of Liaodong, why do you know so much about this matter?
All in all, Lu Ren was also angry. And under this anger, Lu Ren didn't bother to think of any delicate tricks at all, but simply led Gongsun Gong to the living area, pressed Gongsun Gong to a screen, and after calling out something, he pressed Gongsun Gong's head and pointed to the screen again, and shouted angrily: "Look! ”
Next, Lu Ren hurriedly went to find Shirley, and asked Shirley to immediately make some medicinal powder and mix it into the drinks for those widows...... It is said that Lu Ren has lost interest and sexual interest in these widows, and it is of other use to bring them into the spaceship, and these widows will be of use immediately.
Well, Lu Ren is really vicious under the madness this time. What he called out to show Gongsun Gong was that when the moon base transmitted data to the spaceship before, he asked Shirley to also transmit it by the way, "******** ahem, now there are two men in the spaceship, Lu Ren and Gongsun Gong, is it possible that Lu Ren wants to go to Gongsun Gong, who is still an idiot in this regard, to demonstrate in person?" Lu Ren really didn't have that energy. It's one thing to dream of being a male character in a ******, but it's another thing to demonstrate it live.
As for the medicine powder that was quietly placed on the widows...... Well, this doesn't need to be explained, anyone who has a little evil and dark side in their hearts understands.
Next, Gongsun Gong, who had already taken the medicine, was already already high-spirited, and after curiously watching the "******" played by Lu Ren to him, it was even more so that he was already hungry and thirsty; On the other hand, several unfortunate "recruited" widows were already red and hot all over their bodies, and they involuntarily leaned towards Gongsun Gong's side and began to stick to Gongsun Gong's body to beg for pleasure.
Needless to say, anyway, Gongsun Gong was under the "teaching" of "******", and began to launch a crazy "attack" on several widows around him, and for a while, the sound of "shouting and killing" and the sound of Jiao/panting were intertwined.
On the other end, Lu Ren, who was watching the surveillance screen, lit a cigarette with a trembling hand, and after taking a hard puff, he spit out a long string of smoke...... That's right, it's a cigarette, but it's a cigarette produced in Yizhou. In fact, tobacco cultivation in Yizhou at this time was already very good, and it became a very common daily necessities for the people of Yizhou, of course, it has not reached the point where it is so common in modern society.
This is not nonsense, but after Lu Ren glanced at the fragrant/glamorous/almost erosive pictures on the screen a few more times, he turned his head to Shirley beside him helplessly and laughed: "Shirley, what do you think I'm doing?" Did you direct a third-rate *****? What the hell is this meow called? My soldiers and horses are preparing for war in Liaodong, but I am doing these things here, this is ...... Alas, I don't even know what to say. ”
Shirley leaned on Lu Ren's back and said with a smile: "Senior brother, you can't say that, right?" Although what you are doing now is a bit outrageous, if you do it well, you can let Gongsun Gong obediently listen to you, then your affairs in Liaodong will be much smoother, and the number of dead people will be reduced a lot. So brother, you don't have to look like this. ”
Lu Ren held his forehead with his hand: "That's what I said, but ...... I really don't know what people will say about us in the future if this kind of thing is written down by those historical records of this era. ”
Shirley Le: "Senior brother, you are a traverser, why do you still care about this?" Is it really because I have stayed for too many years and have been assimilated by the people of this era? ”
Lu Ren was stunned, and said in his heart that it was oh! I'm a character who has passed through, and my ideology is very different from that of people of this era, so why do I care about these things? Thinking back to the things he did just now, Lu Ren couldn't help but shake his head again and smile bitterly, saying in his heart that I was really mad by Gongsun Gong, a guy who didn't lift it.
adjusted his mental state, looked at the screen again, and saw that Gongsun Gong, who had turned "finger wrapping" into "hundred steels", was carrying out a crazy "assassination" of a certain widow, Lu Ren shuddered when he saw it, and hurriedly asked Shirley: "Shirley, the medicine you rationed Gongsun Gong, will the effect of this medicine be too strong?" It's useful for me to keep this person, but don't let him *****. ”
Shirley also looked at it, shook her head and said, "Probably not." At most, it will make him crazy a few more times, and then his body will be weak for a few days. ”
Lu Renxin said, you can say it, it's really light. But think about it again, although Gongsun Gong was poisoned by Lu Ren's "Viagra/Brother", this guy is also the first time to taste/forbidden/fruit, and it is reasonable to say that he will be crazy. But for the time being, it's better to leave him alone, because it will take a little time for Lu Ren to carry out the next strategic deployment, and it will take a little time for Lu Feng and Lu Yu to win the hearts of the Liaodong personnel with the cooperation of Gan Ning and Deng Ai, so it is not bad to let Gongsun Gong enjoy it for a few more days in Gentle Township.
Just thinking about it, Shirley leaned into Lu Ren's ear and asked in a low voice: "Master, you look at these things, and your reaction is also very big, so do you want your beautiful and lovely maid to help you extinguish the fire?" ”
A black line appeared on Lu Ren's head at that time: "I said Shirley...... The black attribute of this black-bellied maid that you learn is sometimes really speechless. ”
Shirley handed a small pill to Lu Ren's mouth: "Do you want one?" ”
"No, you don't! Go away, you!! I don't need this stuff either!! ”
There was a lot of idle talk, and then it was time for the "intermission". Of course, the main thing is that the medicinal effect on Gongsun Gong has dissipated, and then Gongsun Gong can't climb up like a dead dog, or Lu Ren put this guy on the table.
A glass of wine was placed in front of Gongsun Gong, and Lu Ren himself raised his glass and drank it slowly, pretending to be bland but with a hint of a bad smile: "General Gongsun, how did you feel about regaining your majesty before?" ”
Gongsun Gong himself doesn't remember how many times he launched it on the body of the widows, but he only knows that he doesn't have any strength on his body now. Of course, Gongsun Gong knew that this was not Lu Ren