Chapter 41: The Little Chick in the Army

This time the conversation between the main general and the little soldier was very unpleasant, so in the following days, Li Daozong would never summon Li Hao again, he felt that looking at Li Hao more would dirty his eyes, what is this called, out of sight is pure.

The army marched for eight days, turned the direction and went straight to the west, and after nearly a month, finally walked out of Guanzhong, entered Longyou Road, after so many days, Li Hao has become accustomed to life in the army, and is no longer tired like a dog after a day of marching, and now he has to run out of the barracks every night to hunt wild game in the mountains, because the food in the army is really bad, the rules in the army are very strict, and there is no order from the main general, and he is not allowed to leave the camp, but it doesn't matter, Li Hao has a holy decree, for this matter, he has a quarrel with the camp guards.

Li Daozong was very angry when he found out, and he wanted to scold Li Hao in person, but he was afraid of dirtying his eyes, so in desperation, he wrote a warrant to Li Hao, but asked to take three guards out, just in case.

There is no way, Li Hao is an uncle now, he must serve him well, and he must protect his safety, he suddenly felt that he did not come out to fight this time, but more like he came to be a nanny, the kind of full-time.

Li Hao for the jungle, ah no, it's hunting, he is still relatively good at hunting, he didn't do much when he was in Nantuo Mountain, but the three guards who came out with him were clumsy, always scared the prey away, Li Hao was angry, when hunting, let them be fifty meters behind him, not allowed to approach, the three guards are his comrades in the same camp, Li Hao's identity is not ordinary, they can only obey, follow behind from a distance to protect his safety.

On this day, when he arrived near Hezhou, it was a mountainous area, and the surrounding mountains and forests were very lush, and Li Hao was excited when he saw these mountains and forests, because it meant that he had game to eat again.

In the evening of the same day, just set up camp, Li Hao took the three brothers in the same camp tent hurriedly ran out of the barracks, rushed into the arms of the mountain, there was a lot of game in the mountain, only more than half an hour, Li Hao hit a roe deer and a pheasant with a slingshot, the harvest was good, the sun had not set at the moment, Li Hao was ready to continue to work hard, and strive to catch more game.

As he walked, Li Hao suddenly saw a person squatting in the deep grass in front of him, wearing the same Datang military uniform as himself, but he showed his white buttocks, well, he should be shitting.

Alas, I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, but I actually saw the man's buttocks, and the good mood was gone, Li Hao was very unhappy, quietly stepped forward, came behind the man, and kicked his ass.

"Ouch", the person who was using the toilet screamed in pain and fell to the ground, and his pants were still down at his knees before he could pick them up.

Li Hao's nostrils turned to the sky and he snorted coldly: "There is a thatched house in the barracks, whoever allows you to defecate anywhere will be fined fifty times!" ”

The person who was kicked down did not rush to get up, but first lay on the ground and picked up his pants, and only got up after picking up his pants, and when he got up, he screamed and roared and threw himself at Li Hao, his hands were in the shape of eagle claws, and he grabbed Li Hao indiscriminately.

Li Hao stepped back again and again, stretched out his hand to block, and at the same time saw the appearance of the other party clearly, a very delicate young man, a little shorter than himself, looking thin, estimated to be fourteen years old.

Seeing that there was a fight here, the three guards in the rear hurriedly rushed over, and when they saw that the other party was wearing a Tang military uniform, they did not make it difficult, but hurriedly pulled the young man away and dissuaded him at the same time, but the young man struggled like crazy and wanted to play with Li Hao.

Li Hao suddenly felt that this young man was a little strange, what was strange, his ass was very white? What are you kidding, your ass is not black, okay, your face is very white, your skin is also white, and your voice is too sharp? Yes, the voice is too high, and the boy's roar is like that of a girl.

Thinking of this, Li Hao was suddenly startled, asked the two brothers to hold the young man's hands, stepped forward and patted the young man's chest very casually. It seems random, but in fact, it is pinched hard, and it is very soft.

The young man's eyes were bloodshot suddenly, he struggled desperately, and opened his mouth to bite Li Hao, Li Hao laughed, and said to the three brothers: "This person is very likely to be a spy of the enemy army infiltrating our army, tying him up, and I will send him to the chief manager's tent." ”

"Okay!" As soon as the three guards heard that it was an enemy spy, they were immediately happy, and they were going to make meritorious contributions, so they hurriedly tied the young man with a belt, and the young man scolded Li Hao, but after scolding for a long time, there was no dirty word, and he felt very pale and weak, but it sounded very noisy, and Li Hao asked them to plug his mouth again, and then carried it back to the camp.

By patting and grabbing the young man's chest just now, he can basically conclude that this is not a teenager, but a girl, the Tang Dynasty military discipline is strict, even Li Shimin does not dare to violate it easily, and this woman dares to violate the Tang Dynasty military law and enter the military camp privately, although Li Hao found her outside the military camp, but she is wearing a Tang military uniform, even if she does not enter the military camp, it is also a bad intention, this kind of thing, Li Hao does not dare to deal with it, for the sake of insurance, he decided to hand it over to Li Daozong to decide, after all, he is the head of the march.

Li Hao came all the way to Li Daozong's tooth tent, asked the three guards to wait outside, and carried the woman dressed as a man into the tooth tent.

Li Daozong was looking at the military map, and now he was getting closer and closer to Tuyuhun, and his heart was looking at the map every day, carefully pondering how to fight this battle.

After Li Hao came in, he threw the woman to the ground and saluted Li Daozong: "Report to Chief Manager Li, his subordinates have caught a suspicious person outside the camp, I am afraid that it is an enemy spies, and I specially bundled it to report to the general manager." ”

Li Daozong turned his head to see Li Hao, and suddenly his two eyebrows were twisted, and he turned his head to look at the person on the ground, but he couldn't see his face, he could only see that this person was thin, seemed to be underage, and was wearing a Tang military uniform.

"You said he was acting suspiciously, why is he suspicious?" Li Daozong sat down unhappily and asked.

Li Hao replied solemnly: "This person is wearing a Tang Dynasty military uniform, but he is a daughter, you say, is it suspicious?" ”

"Women?" Li Daozong was taken aback when he heard this, and his eyes widened and asked, "Are you sure she is a woman?" ”

"You can't be wrong." Li Hao raised his eyebrows, grinned and showed a mouthful of white teeth, with a cheap smile on his face, "I pinched it with my own hands." When he spoke, he also put on a posture of squeezing the chest dragon's hand, and his appearance was a bit obscene.

"Ahem......" Li Daozong coughed lightly, signaling him to stop, and then bypassed the military case, walked to the girl, squatted down and lifted the girl's face.

Seeing the girl's face, Li Daozong was stunned, to be precise, stunned, confused, the word dumbfounded could not be more appropriate here.

Li Hao saw him stunned, and reminded in a low voice: "Manager Li, you don't believe that you can touch her breasts, although it is very small, it can be clearly touched." ”

Li Daozong ignored him, but raised his hand to take off the cloth blocked in the girl's mouth, and the girl immediately cried out with a "wow", tears flowing.

After crying for a long time, the girl cried out with tears in her eyes: "Dad! ”

β€œDuang!” That's right, it's duang, Li Hao heard a duang in his head very clearly, like a thunderbolt, what the hell, this chick is Li Daozong's daughter? Wait, I just told Li Daozong that I pinched her chest with my own hands, and asked Li Daozong to touch it and try it, well, how will Li Daozong kill me next, will he slice me into hot pot or chop me into meat dumplings......

Li Hao's legs were already trembling, but fortunately, Li Daozong didn't have time to pay attention to him now, so he hugged the girl and scolded in a low voice: "Ping'er, why did you come here, you are still wearing a military uniform, this is a Tang military camp, and women are not allowed to enter!" ”

The girl sobbed in a low voice, did not answer, and was silently blamed by him, Li Daozong couldn't bear it after reproaching, and hurriedly loosened the tie for her, Li Hao took advantage of the fact that their father and daughter didn't pay attention to themselves, and quietly retreated, and had already retreated to the door of the tooth tent, and opened the curtain to go out.

However, Li Daozong still noticed his small movements, and said coldly: "Li Hao, stop!" ”

Li Hao froze there, unable to advance or retreat, so he could only turn around and laugh dryly.

Li Daozong stared at him uncertainly for a long time, and shouted loudly outside: "The guards outside the door, immediately retreat twenty zhang, without this general's order, no one can approach!" ”

"Yes!" There was a neat sound of answering outside the tent, and then the footsteps were heard fading away.

"It's over, it's over, it's over......" Li Hao's heart trembled, "Li Daozong is definitely going to kill me, don't you have to separate irrelevant people before killing people......"

He was frightened, quietly put his hand into his arms, grabbed the slingshot, as long as Li Daozong was in trouble, he was ready to break the net, even if he couldn't kill him, he would take him an eyeball or something.