Chapter 34: Big and Small Bastards
The next day, Li Hao personally used two carriages to drag 1,200 yuan to visit Cheng Yanjin, went to the door of Lu Guogong's mansion, handed over the worship post, and waited outside the door for a small half-pillar of incense, and the porter opened the door to let him in and took him to the living room.
There is only Cheng Biting Jin alone in the living room, and the bear-like body sits behind a desk, which is full of wine and meat, roasted whole sheep, roast suckling pig, braised beef, etc., all of which are hard dishes, which make people feel greasy at a glance.
"Boy, sit down." When Cheng Yanjin saw Li Hao coming, he raised his eyelids and asked him to sit down while drinking.
Li Hao sat down next to the desk where he started, and as soon as his buttocks touched the mat, the two blonde orchids served him wine and vegetable bowls.
The dishes that the orchids served to Li Hao were exactly the same as Cheng Yanjin's, all meat, and the kind that was very unappetizing at first glance, Li Hao clearly saw a large pot of braised beef, and asked Cheng Yanjin in disbelief: "Uncle Cheng, this is ...... Beef? ”
Li Shimin attaches great importance to farming, and farming is inseparable from cattle, it can be said that the ancient cattle are the foundation of farming, so the Tang Dynasty has a strict order, prohibiting the killing of cattle, otherwise there will be imprisonment, but Li Hao actually saw braised beef on the dinner table of the Cheng family.
Cheng Yanjin glared at him, and said angrily: "You are mistaken, this is donkey meat." ”
Li Hao was stunned when he heard this, he laughed dryly, and said: "Uncle Cheng, the kid's rash visit this time is quite abrupt, don't blame Uncle Cheng." ”
Cheng bit Jin and twisted his eyebrows: "If you play with Lao Tzu in such a weird way, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will whip you, say something and let it go." ”
Li Hao is so embarrassed, this bastard can't chat, everyone meets and greets a few words, the tradition of the Chinese, you have to make people so embarrassed, there is no foreplay at all, as soon as you come, you go straight to the topic, how bad.
"If you don't say it, if you don't say it, I'll chase away the guests!" Cheng Yanjin saw that he was stunned, and stared impatiently and shouted.
Obviously, he still thinks that Li Hao has cheated his son, so he has this attitude towards Li Hao, and being able to let him come in to meet him is completely to give Li Shimin face.
Li Hao simply didn't beat around the bush, and went straight to the point: "Uncle Cheng, I'm here to give dividends this time." ”
"Dividends? What dividends? Cheng Yanjin asked puzzled.
Although Li Hao sent more than 1,000 yuan this time, he didn't fill in the gift form, why, because this is not a gift, this is the dividend money that the Cheng family deserves, so naturally there is no need to fill in the gift form.
Li Hao immediately explained: "I partnered with Cheng Chumo to open ten honeycomb coal shops in Chang'an, and yesterday I received 2,560 yuan a day, and I removed 60 yuan of capital, a total of 2,500 yuan, we said in advance, fifty-fifty shares, so, yesterday's Cheng family's dividend was 1,250 yuan, I have already sent it, and the housekeeper of your house should be sending someone to count it." ”
"Earn so much in one day! It turns out that this honeycomb coal was made by the two of you! Although he heard that the eldest grandson family relied on the coal industry in Chang'an to make countless fortunes, he also knew that the profits of coal were not so high, and the reason why the eldest grandson family could make so much money was naturally because of monopoly, since they were all monopolies, how could they not make money.
Li Hao saw that Cheng was so surprised, smiled slightly, nodded and said: "The kid once asked Cheng Chu to bring a message to his uncle, this business, a million profits, carefully calculated, the cost we invested, no more than five hundred, yesterday one day, has already returned to the capital, and far exceeded, the next winter, just wait to count the money." ”
Cheng Yanjin was instantly carried away by money and fell into infinite joy, but he was the demon king of the mixed world, he was only happy for a while and calmed down, thought about it carefully, squinted at Li Hao, and said coldly: "You came today, I'm afraid you just want Lao Tzu to be a shield for you, right?" ”
Li Hao was not hypocritical, grinned, and arched his hand: "Uncle Cheng is really wise, the kid's trip is to let Uncle Cheng take charge of our coal business, with you in charge, even if the eldest grandson's family is unhappy, they don't dare to act rashly." ”
Cheng Yanjin touched his beard, squinted his eyes and looked at Li Hao carefully, staring at him all over his hair, as if he wanted to see Li Hao through, and after a long time, he said slowly: "Boy, today, if you dare to reach into the bowl of the eldest grandson's house to grab meat to eat, you are the first." ”
Li Hao said with a hippie smile: "Uncle Cheng is also one." ”
Cheng Yanjin was stunned when he heard this, and then suddenly burst into laughter, and pointed Li Hao with his finger and counted it: "You, you, you are really the same as Lao Tzu, you are a bastard!" ”
Li Hao smiled: "As long as you can make money, it's good to be a bastard." ”
Cheng Yanjin suddenly smiled, and asked with a straight face: "However, Li Hao, you must know that although the old man can be a shield for you, he can't protect you for a lifetime, if you offend the eldest grandson's family, aren't you afraid of retaliation?" ”
Li Hao said: "Uncle Cheng, since the kid dares to do this, he is completely sure, there is no eternal enemy in the world, and there is no eternal friend, as long as everyone has the same interests, they will be like-minded, although I robbed the meat of the eldest grandson's family this time, maybe one day I will be able to return a cow to the eldest grandson's family." ”
"Listen to what you mean...... Cheng Biting Jin squinted and guessed, "You seem to have other ways to make money?" ”
Li Hao smiled confidently, and said with his head bowed: "The kid might as well reveal the bottom to Uncle Cheng here, the kid has a good way to make money, this honeycomb coal is just the tip of the iceberg, insignificant, if Uncle Cheng is willing to cooperate with the kid for a long time, the kid dares to swear that within five years, the Cheng family's property can be at least fivefold." ”
"Five!" Cheng Biting Jin was shocked when he heard this, Li Hao's words were too tempting, although he always thought that Li Hao liked to pit people, but this time he couldn't help but believe Li Hao, alas, he was angry with himself, so he liked this thing.
Although Cheng Yanjin didn't pat his chest and promise Li Hao anything, it can be seen from his attitude towards himself that this matter has already been done, because then Cheng Yanjin is very enthusiastic about himself, and actually said: "You are the old man's nephew, don't be stubborn, just like in your own home......"
Shameless, shameless, shameless, such words can be spoken, has he forgotten what kind of indifferent attitude he had before.
Cheng Biting Jin has a bad problem, he likes to drink, he also has an even worse problem, he likes to let others drink with him, if others refuse to drink, that is not to give him face, he will be very angry, the consequences are unimaginable, it depends on who the object is, if it is the eldest grandson Wuji, at most he will be scolded, if it is a junior like Li Hao, hehe, it should not be a big deal to hang it up and smoke it.
Li Hao was forced by Cheng Biting Jin's obscenity, he could only continue to accompany the wine, although the alcohol content of Sanle Pulp was not high, but how to say that it was also the strongest wine in the Tang Dynasty, it was easy to get drunk if he drank too much, and Li Hao's alcohol was not very large, he hated drunkenness, so he cheated and played tricks in all kinds of ways, and shook it twice when he picked up the wine chip, first splashed out a little, and then raised his head, and drank it with a grunt, the sound was very loud, in fact, half of the wine had been spilled into the neckline, this cold day, the chest and stomach were wet, that sour, absolutely authentic.
Cheng Yanjin watched him stealing, deliberately pretending to be blind, or pouring him cup by cup, Li Hao really couldn't drink it, his clothes were soaked, so he could only pretend to be drunk, and said with his tongue straight: "Uncle Cheng, the kid seems to be a little sleepy, it is estimated that the wine is coming up, and the kid has to go back." ”
"Can't drink?" Cheng bit Jin raised his eyebrows.
Li Hao nodded half-drunk and half-consciously: "I can't drink it, I'm drinking to my throat." ”
Cheng Yanjin raised his eyebrows again: "It's because you can't drink your clothes, and if you drink it again, I'm afraid that your pants will be soaked." ”
Li Hao was so embarrassed, it turned out that this bastard had already found out and had been teasing himself, Li Hao was angry, but he didn't dare to get angry, so he could only grin: "Uncle Cheng is not only massive, but also has eyes like a torch, the kid can't accept it." ”
He is a sycophant to the point, Cheng Yanjin has two hobbies, drinking and fighting, so he likes to listen to others praise him for his good drinking and martial arts, Li Hao's sentence "massive" made him excited, and immediately shot a few cases: "Good boy, I have seen people at a young age, good, good, the old man likes it, come!" Keep drinking, keep drinking, come on, let the dancing girl come and have fun! ”
Li Hao fell headlong, feeling that he was going to confess here today.
When Li Hao woke up the next day, he was on the bed in the Cheng family's wing, this is not the point, the point is that he doesn't even have a thread yarn on his body, let alone clothes, and more importantly, there are two people on the bed, both of them are orchids who danced last night, blonde hair and blue eyes, their bodies are concave where they should be, and these two orchids are also naked, without a wisp, and they are sleeping soundly at the moment.
Li Hao was dumbfounded, my virgin body was explained in such a daze? Gave two foreign girls who didn't even know their names? Why am I not happy at all, why am I crying, why do I want to scold Cheng Biting Jin's bastard......
Li Hao was sad for a long time, and finally calmed down, after all, he was a man from the future world, after all, this aspect was quite open, he lifted the quilt and checked it carefully, and found that there seemed to be no signs of doing that kind of thing, at least the sheets were very clean, the quilt was also very clean, and there were no spots, and then he suddenly remembered that as long as he was drunk in his previous life, his whole body became jellyfish, soft, including the little second, what kind of drunken disorder, it was pure nonsense.
He was suddenly so happy, so happy, fortunately he had such a passive skill,
Just when he was very happy, there was a knock on the door, and Cheng Chumo's voice came from outside: "Li Hao, Li Hao, are you awake?" ”
"Wait...... Wait a minute! Li Hao was a little flustered and wanted to get dressed, but his clothes were thrown all over the room, and he had to jump out of bed to pick them up one by one, he just picked up his pants and was about to wear them, when a cold wind blew, freezing so cold that his little dick almost shrank in, and Cheng Chumo opened the door and came in.
The two looked at each other, without passion or affection.
In the face of the cold wind, Li Hao didn't feel cold, but felt a faint sense of shame.
Cheng Chumo grinned, revealing a mouth full of white teeth: "Li Hao, how do the two orchids that my father gave you taste like?" ”
Li Hao's anger rose from his heart, and he was angry with his guts: "Fuck you!" Get lost! With that, he kicked him out and slammed the door shut.