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The entire Sword Trial Ping was disturbed by Lu Feng's chaos, which naturally became stinky, and the people who were originally watching the battle also covered their mouths and noses and hurriedly dodged, for fear of being caught by the yellow and white things that Lu Feng casually sucked out.

And in the field, Fang Yuan suddenly found that he was forced into a corner by Lu Feng while moving and dodging, and he wanted to find an opportunity to rush back to the field from Lu Feng's side, but suddenly saw Lu Feng smiling and putting on a sword move, so Fang Yuan's idea was immediately completely dispelled. Because that sword move is far and familiar, once it is brought out by Lu Feng, he basically can't hide from his current situation.

In fact, Fang Yuan could surrender or jump off the sword flat to admit defeat to Lu Feng at this moment, but don't forget that Fang Yuan is only a teenager, and there is a stubbornness in the child's body, to put it bluntly, he will not admit defeat even if he dies...... Of course, there are also reasons why Lu Feng and Lu Yu have been bullied very badly. You must know that Lu Feng and Lu Yu, the pair of dragons and phoenixes, are the two "campus overlords" in the entire Yizhou College.

After a little hesitation, Fang Yuan simply bit his heart with his teeth, and said to Lu Feng with a horizontal sword: "Senior Brother Lu, you forced me to do this!" ”

Look at that meaning, Fang Yuan is going to fight to be splashed a few spoonfuls by Lu Feng, and he is also going to rush over and fight hard with Lu Feng.

It's a pity that Lu Feng had expected this, and with a smile, Lu Feng threw the bamboo spoon in his hand aside, and then smiled at Fang Yuan: "What are you doing so seriously?" ”

Saying that, Lu Feng ...... Reach into the bucket. Yes, it's a hand into the big barrel!

Seeing this, Fang Yuan's mouth immediately opened in shock: "You, you are actually ......"

Before Fang Yuan could say anything, Lu Feng had already grabbed a handful of soft things from the big wooden barrel with juice and water, and then grinned at Fang Yuan, and then ...... Shoved that soft stuff into his mouth!

"Gross-"

At this moment, Fang Yuan really couldn't hold back any longer, and leaned over and vomited wildly, this vomit was really called vomiting in the dark, and even vomited out yesterday's overnight dinner. Not only him, but even many onlookers also vomited, and the sound of "vomiting" in the entire Xi Jianping was heard endlessly.

Lu Yu was surrounded by a large group of girls, and when she saw this situation, she basically couldn't help bending over and vomiting, Lu Yu saw this and quickly patted the back of a girl next to her, and the girl raised her eyes after spitting out a few mouthfuls and saw Lu Yu's face as usual, and after coming back, she reluctantly took out a handkerchief and wiped her mouth and said to Lu Yu: "Xiaoyu, your concentration is so good!" ”

Lu Yu shook his head with a wicked smile, leaned into the girl's ear and whispered: "Don't worry, I did it with my brother, what is the situation I don't know?" My brother isn't as disgusting as you think...... I can't tell for a while, so let's keep watching. ”

Looking at Chai Fei and Fang Yuan's side again, Fang Yuan finally vomited comfortably, and as soon as he looked up, he found that the tip of a wooden sword was pointing at his eyebrows. Although he was unwilling in his heart, when he saw Lu Feng's sinister smile with dark yellow-brown juice on his mouth, he couldn't help but churn in his stomach again. It's infuriating that Lu Feng actually deliberately smacked a few tastes, as if he was reminiscing about the "deliciousness" that just entered his mouth, where can he endure it anymore? It was a "wow" and then a big spit.

Finally, Fang Yuan spit out until he couldn't spit out, he simply turned his face sideways and didn't look at Lu Feng, gritted his teeth and said, "You won!" But you, you'......"

Lu Feng smiled evilly: "What am I? Do you want to say that I'm mean and disgusting? ”

"Humph!" Fang Yuan turned around, and he didn't bother to pay attention to Lu Feng.

Lu Feng was happy: "In the art of war, it is said that 'know yourself and know your opponent, and you will not be defeated in a hundred battles', I know that you are a bit clean, so I came up with this trick to deal with you." However, there is another saying in the art of war, 'soldiers, sophistry'. Senior Brother Fang, I can be regarded as a reminder to you first, when you graduate and embark on a career in the future, don't think that what you see and hear must be true. ”

Fang Yuan was stunned and hesitated: "What do you mean by this?" ”

Lu Feng put the big wooden barrel on the ground, sat down by the barrel, and then reached into the barrel again and scooped up a handful of soft things, and laughed: "Do you really think that kind of thing is in this bucket?" In fact, we often eat the things in the bucket, but now I have added a few more processes to the bucket to process it? And why did I suddenly make an appointment with you a day earlier? It's because I miscalculated the time, and by this time tomorrow the contents of the bucket won't stink so much. ”

"What?"

Fang Yuan was immediately stunned, and before he could open his mouth to ask, Lu Feng had already picked up the big wooden barrel, turned around and shouted with a smile to everyone watching the battle: "Junior brothers and sisters, don't miss it when you pass by!" Your senior brother Lu, I carefully marinated the superb stinky tofu! How tender and tender it is, it melts in the mouth, it is delicious, and I also added a variety of rare medicinal materials in the mountains, the men ate the yin and aphrodisiac, and the women ate the beauty and beauty! ”

"Stink, beans, tofu!?"

Everyone was overwhelmed when they heard this, and Fang Yuan behind Lu Feng almost lost his breath......

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The sun is falling.

In the garden of Mangjia Luren Mansion, Cai Yan was reading a book by the railing, and there was a bottle of incense burner on the table in the pavilion, and the three incense sticks in the furnace were also burning slowly. It's just that these three incense sticks are the thickness of a little finger and more than a foot long, and now they are only one-twelfth of them burned. The plan is to wait until the three incense sticks are burned out, and it will take more than two hours to say anything.

Looking at the corner of the pavilion again, Lu Feng and Lu Yu both lowered their heads, kneeling there honestly, and from time to time they would peek at the incense that burned very slowly, or secretly glance at Cai Yan who was sitting there reading a book. There's no way, it's impossible to mess around so much in the academy today, it's impossible not to be sued by someone, and then naturally Cai Yan will be arrested and punished here.

Although Cai Yan was reading a book, where could Lu Feng and Lu Yu's little actions hide from Cai Yan's eyes? found an opportunity to take his eyes off the scroll, glared fiercely at Lu Feng and Lu Yu, who were peeking at the incense, and said softly: "Concentrate on being punished!" ”

"No......" Lu Feng and Lu Yu obediently lowered their heads again.

Cai Yan looked at these two living treasures very angrily, and said bitterly: "Usually you are a little naughty and playful, and you don't bother to talk about you for your mother, but you are too much trouble today!" You are not allowed to eat dinner today, and after dawn tomorrow, the two of you will go and clean up Xi Jianping! ”

Lu Feng raised his head suddenly and begged, "Don't, mother! It's okay to clean up the children in Xi Jianping, but it's not okay to have dinner! Didn't Dad say that Sister Yu and I are growing up, and it will be ...... if we don't eat."

In the next second, the book in Cai Yan's hand fell on Lu Feng's face: "You can't die of hunger, and I won't let you grow a piece of meat!" You, a child, have been pampered since childhood, and you don't know the hunger and suffering of the world, how can you go on like this? Do you know how much hardship, how much hunger you endured, and how much hunger your father and mother endured when you were in turmoil at your age? ”

Lu Ren's life experience is made up, in order to avoid some unnecessary trouble, he said that he was a little beggar begging on the street when he was young, so in the eyes of others, it was common for Lu Ren to go hungry when he was young...... However, Lu Ren was really hungry, because when he first "landed", Lu Ren had not found a way, so he had to become a woodcutter first, and his life was not good.

As for Cai Yan, not long after he was born, he went to the bitter cold land because Cai Yong was assigned to Shuofang, and when he was a child, he was often starved and frozen, and later he got better after being transferred to the Jiangdong region. So Cai Yan was also a person who lived a hard life when he was a child.

In short, as soon as Cai Yan brought out these personal experiences, Lu Feng was speechless at that time, and picked up the book that Cai Yan threw over, moved it to Cai Yan with his knees, and handed the book back to Cai Yan.

Cai Yan took the book back, shook his head and sighed lightly: "Do you think my mother is willing to punish you like this?" It's just that 'loving mothers are more defeated', and my mother doesn't want to be too indulgent to you, so that you will be contaminated with those arrogant and lascivious atmospheres. I remember that when my mother followed your grandfather (Cai Yong) back to Luoyang, although she didn't live in Luoyang for a long time, the children of the princesses who relied on their family power to bully the people were all disgusting. Wind, rain, I don't want to see you become like that. ”

Lu Feng and Lu Yu glanced at each other, then nodded to each other, and Lu Yu, who was a girl and easier to speak, opened his mouth to Cai Yan: "Mother, in fact, my eldest brother and I are not so unbearable, and our actions today are actually ulterior motives." ”

Cai Yan looked at Lu Yu and frowned, "What do you mean by that?" Listening to the meaning of your words, could it be that you are deliberately messing around like this today, and that you have other intentions? ”

Lu Yu nodded: "My father and Aunt Xue have something to do to return to the master, and they have been gone for more than a month, and there has been no news from the outside world until now, so there have been many unfavorable rumors in the market." Some people say that their father and Aunt Xue left the division without permission, and now they have been arrested and punished, and it is impossible to return to Yizhou in the future; Some people also say that their father and Aunt Xue's division have changed greatly, and after my father and Aunt Xue rushed back, they have been burdened by their teachers and suffered great disasters...... In short, there is everything to say. And among these people there are many people with different aspirations. ”

As he was talking, Zhen Mi, who was several months pregnant, also came to the pavilion with a big belly. Because he was standing behind Lu Feng and Lu Yu, he quietly listened to Lu Yu's words, and then said, "Sister, Feng'er and Yu'er are right. I've heard all these messy rumors, too. ”

Compared with Cai Yan, Zhen Mi, as Lu Ren's Minister of Finance, is a person who has to handle a lot of things, even if she is hiding at home now to raise her baby, and the work matters are handed over to Xun Yu and those people to be responsible for, but from time to time she will pay attention to the situation up and down in Yizhou, so she can naturally hear a lot of rumors.

Cai Yan saw Zhen Mi coming, and hurriedly beckoned Zhen Mi to sit down in the pavilion, and then frowned: "Yihao summoned Xun Gong and me last time, saying that he and Shirley would be able to return to Yizhou in two months, and then those rumors in the market will be self-defeating, so you shouldn't have to worry, right?" ”

Zhen Mi waved her hand: "Sister, you are only in the books all the year round, and you don't care about the outside world, so you have limited knowledge of the things in it...... By the way, let's let the wind and the rain rise, right? ”

Cai Yan looked at Lu Feng and Lu Yu, shook his head and said, "Xiao Mi, are you pleading for them?" ”

Zhen Mi smiled: "Sort of, I hope my sister can give me some thin noodles." ”

Cai Yan turned to Lu Feng and Lu Yu again: "It's okay to stand up, but you have to make it clear." ”

Lu Feng and Lu Yu glanced at each other, quickly stood up and moved their legs and feet again, after all, they had been kneeling for more than twenty minutes before, and their calves and feet were already numb. And after a while, Lu Yu opened his mouth: "Mother, in the early years, our Yizhou used to accept displaced people from all over the Central Plains to enrich the household registration, and among the displaced people in the Quartet, there were originally mixed fish and dragons and different hearts. When my father was well, I could naturally suppress these people, but once my father didn't show up for a long time like now, it was easy to attract some people's opinions. What's more, our Yizhou is prosperous and rich, and there are many people who covet it, and there are many people who want to replace their father. ”

Cai Yan nodded after hearing this. Cai Yan is a good book, but it doesn't mean that Cai Yan is a nerd, and Cai Yan still understands some things that he should understand over the years.

Lu Yu continued: "It has been more than a month since my father left Yizhou, and a month is enough time for some people's hearts to sprout; It will take two months for my father to come back, and these two months are enough time for some people to wait and see before they do something. ”

Cai Yan said: "Then what does this have to do with your nonsense today?" ”

Lu Yu said: "Naturally, it is done for others to see. To put it simply, if my eldest brother and I seem to be a little cautious in our actions at this time, then it is easy for some people to mistakenly think that something may have happened to my father and Aunt Xue, and then strengthen their desire to make trouble; But on the other hand, if my eldest brother and I are still messing around, we can borrow the hands of our two children to bring our carefree mentality to others. When those people see that my eldest brother and I have nothing to worry about, they will know that my father and Aunt Xue are safe and sound, and they will return to Yizhou sooner or later, so they will have to consider whether what they want to do can be done. ”

After listening to this, Zhen Mi nodded to Cai Yan: "Feng'er and Yu'er are right. Yi Hao has not returned for more than a month, and there is no news for the people of Yizhou, which is easy for people to mistakenly think that something has happened. If we are too cautious, it is easy for some people to think that we are worried about something. But if we behave like a big deal, looking like Yihao can come back at any time to preside over the overall situation, then the situation will be different. The wind and rain seem to be messing around, but they are actually strengthening the hearts of the people. ”

Cai Yan shook his head and sighed lightly: "I didn't read stupidly, and I understand what you mean." But the wind and the rain, you can't mess around so much, right? ”

Lu Feng also opened his mouth at this time: "Mother, sometimes the more arrogant the better." ”

Cai Yan lost his temper, so he had to shake his head: "Forget it...... But I warn you, don't go overboard. Also, what do you want to do, say hello to me first, don't almost me off like today! ”

"No!"

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Rest in peace, the house of Queen Regent Cass Eli.

At this time, Wan'er was already a guest of honor in Kass Eli's mansion. In addition to giving Kass Eli some help in some things, Wan'er also pretended to use "fairy magic" mysteriously to make Kasy Eli a few years younger...... In fact, to put it bluntly, it was just a look of casting a spell in a formation, and then injecting her with a shot of cell activator when Kasy Yili was not paying attention.

Lu Yu said: "Naturally, it is done for others to see. To put it simply, if my eldest brother and I seem to be a little cautious in our actions at this time, then it is easy for some people to mistakenly think that something may have happened to my father and Aunt Xue, and then strengthen their desire to make trouble; But on the other hand, if my eldest brother and I are still messing around, we can borrow the hands of our two children to bring our carefree mentality to others. When those people see that my eldest brother and I have nothing to worry about, they will know that my father and Aunt Xue are safe and sound, and they will return to Yizhou sooner or later, so they will have to consider whether what they want to do can be done. ”

After listening to this, Zhen Mi nodded to Cai Yan: "Feng'er and Yu'er are right. Yi Hao has not returned for more than a month, and there is no news for the people of Yizhou, which is easy for people to mistakenly think that something has happened. If we are too cautious, it is easy for some people to think that we are worried about something. But if we behave like a big deal, looking like Yihao can come back at any time to preside over the overall situation, then the situation will be different. The wind and rain seem to be messing around, but they are actually strengthening the hearts of the people. ”

Cai Yan shook his head and sighed lightly: "I didn't read stupidly, and I understand what you mean." But the wind and the rain, you can't mess around so much, right? ”

Lu Feng also opened his mouth at this time: "Mother, sometimes the more arrogant the better." ”

Cai Yan lost his temper, so he had to shake his head: "Forget it...... But I warn you, don't go overboard. Also, what do you want to do, say hello to me first, don't almost me off like today! ”

"No!"

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Rest in peace, the house of Queen Regent Cass Eli.

At this time, Wan'er was already a guest of honor in Kass Eli's mansion. In addition to giving Kass Eli some help in some things, Wan'er also pretended to use "fairy magic" mysteriously to make Kasy Eli a few years younger...... In fact, to put it bluntly, it was just a look of casting a spell in a formation, and then injecting her with a shot of cell activator when Kasy Yili was not paying attention.