Chapter 1013 - Open Defecation is Prohibited!

Chapter One Thousand and Thirteen

Well, the defenders on the city wall, the soldiers who were originally shocked by the momentum of the Qihu people who were getting closer and closer, were not much better, and none of them could still hold the weapons in their hands and stand up straight with a serious face, all of them laughing like roasted prawns.

Not to mention Li Xuan, all the officials who were still standing on the city wall couldn't bear it anymore, and stepped forward one after another, walking along the wooden steps towards the city wall of the urn city, when they stood on the wall of the urn city, the moment they saw those eye-catching slogans, their eyes almost popped out, and their jaws almost fell under the city wall.

Only the one closest to the urn city reads: "Open defecation is prohibited!" The huge, red exclamation mark at the end almost drove Li Xuan crazy.

Li Xuan was dumbfounded and looked at the slogans with a unique postmodern style of the 21st century, first stunned, and then directly laughed and lay on the ground, without the posture and majesty of the prince. At this moment, he finally understood why Duan Shaojun's personal soldiers who were talented for Shenma were smiling so cheaply, while Duan Shaojun himself was shyly and mysterious.

Finally, Li Xuan, who was out of breath with laughter, stood up with the help of a guard who was also not much better, and the civil officials who couldn't stand up with a smile felt bad at the moment, I don't know how to feel after handing over such a major responsibility as guarding Yunzhou City to Duan Shaojun, the princess of Yunzhou who is always unexpected, after seeing these slogans that can make people laugh again, what will they think?

Maybe Her Royal Highness the princess, who is annoyed and angry, will come back and kill the horse as soon as possible and kill this goods under the horse, right? It's so fucking humiliating, the dignified Tang Dynasty champion, there is almost nothing that can make people feel worthy of boasting about him, at least in the eyes of these literati.

"Everyone, I've seen enough, I've laughed enough, I suggest that you better come back quickly, we are all officials in Yunzhou, what kind of system is it to squat like this!" The brazen Duan Da Bie actually had the face to stand on top of the city, righteously and sternly reprimanding others.

Those generals rushed back to the city wall one by one, and hugged their fists towards Duan Dagongzi, well, they are definitely convinced, and they and others are indeed not used to those arrogant Qihu people, but at most, they just open their mouths to scold a few words, spit a few mouthfuls of Xingzi, at most, they will show their third leg to humiliate those Qihu barbarians in person.

But I have never seen such a terrible way of provoking and humiliating each other, which is too powerful and relieving.

"Duan Beijia, the last general really admires you so much, Niu, fuck you are too good." Chen Zhonglang hugged his fist towards Duan Shaojun, thinking of the content of those banners just now, he almost laughed out loud, and finally forcibly held back.

After Xu Youjun stood in front of Duan Shaojun, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Duan Shaojun with a smile, and finally shook his head helplessly and stood aside. Xu Shizong was similar, only Cai Jin gave Duan Shaojun a deep salute. "The strategy of insulting the enemy, in the world, I am afraid that you can use it so superbly, and the lower officials admire it."

"Don't dare to be, that's just general, everyone hurry up, those Qihu barbarians are not far from our Yunzhou City......" Duan Shaojun laughed, returned the salute to Cai Jin, and then beckoned below.

Turning his head, he saw that Li Xuan had finally climbed the city wall, and patted the shoulder of this thing with a smile. "Young man, how do you feel?"

“…… Brother Tai, what do you think you want my little brother to evaluate? Li Xuan shook his head helplessly. I don't want to say anything now, in short, I really have nothing to say to you, brother. ”

"Don't you think everybody is happy?" Duan Shaojun raised his eyebrows at Li Xuan with a hippie smile and asked.

"It's really happy, but that Moli Khan, and those Qihu barbarians definitely can't be happy......" Thinking of this, Li Xuan couldn't help but laugh out loud again and shook his head. Brother Tai, aren't you afraid of angering the Qihu people? ”

"It's normal to provoke them, do you still expect Ben Gongzi to stand here and tell the Qihu people that you have to be lighter?" Duan Shaojun glanced at Li Xuan, and said angrily.

Hearing this, Li Xuan directly shuddered, the chrysanthemum tightened, and his head quickly shook quickly. "Brother, you're okay, don't be scared, don't be scared, my heart is not good, little brother, I don't have a good heart......"

Duan Shaojun was very satisfied with Li Xuan's expression, and after raising his eyebrows at this guy, he threw down such a sentence. "Then you don't talk nonsense, stay aside peacefully, and quietly pose as a mascot to watch the play."

"Ji, mascot ......" Li Xuan grinned, and looked down at the heavy Mingguang heavy armor on his body, damn, this brother who cut off the head of a chicken and burned yellow paper is too vicious, and he actually treats His Royal Highness the King of Jin as an ornament, too much!

But forget it, the mascot is the mascot, it is much better than the tired people who jump up and down in this body, Li Xuan comforted himself resignedly, and then found a gap in the female wall and continued to look at the Qihu army that was getting closer and closer.

I couldn't help but feel a trace of curiosity in my heart, if those Qihu barbarians saw the banners below, I really don't know how big their psychological shadow would be, and it must not be smaller than the vast Qihu grassland.

Majestic, majestic, powerful, grandiose, magnificent, at this moment, riding in a huge ox cart, the width and length of this ox cart are very amazing, at least a dozen square looks, and a tent has been erected on it, the golden tent roof, confirming that this represents the arrival of the highest authority of the Khan of the Khan of the Khuhu steppe.

In front, dozens of oxen marched slowly but resolutely together, dragging the heavy ox cart forward. And Mo Li Khan, the master of the Qihu grassland, was sitting in the tent at the moment with his eyes closed, and beside him, there were more than a dozen strong and strong Golden Horde guards, and a few attendants standing with their hands down.

At this moment, the curtain of the tent was lifted, and a general came in with a face full of joy. "Honorable and great Your Majesty, we can already see the walls of Yunzhou City, and Yunzhou is in front of us."

"Has it already arrived?" Mo Li Khan slowly opened his eyes, tightened the robe on his body, and then stood up, stepped on the long plush carpet, slowly walked out of the golden tent, stood on the ox cart, held on the railing, and looked ahead.

In the distance, the mist was gradually dissipating with the whimper of the horn, and the dazzling but not scorching sunlight was waving wantonly on the earth, and the huge silhouette of the dark and gray Yunzhou City, which towered above the horizon, had already appeared in the sight of Mo Li Khan.

Looking at the huge silhouette, the towering, iron-gray mottled city walls, and the flags fluttering above the city, all of these fell into the eyes of Moli Khan, but it only made Moli Khan's gaze become more and more hot and greedy. "Yunzhou City, I finally saw it again...... Unexpectedly, I thought I wouldn't be able to see each other again, but this time, Ben Khan came, and he wouldn't leave again. ”

"Nolibu!" Mo Li Khan's gaze swept and fell on the Qihu generals who had been driving around the ox cart.

"Your Majesty, Weichen is here!" A majestic knight in heavy iron armor stroked his chest with his palm and humbly addressed the Moli Khan on the ox cart.

"You lead 10,000 people, go around, and then camp outside the south gate of Yunzhou, Sange, you take 10,000 people, go to the east gate, Norbol Sang, give you 10,000 people, you go and guard outside the west gate. Remember, you are not allowed to storm the city without the orders of Ben Khan. ”

"Your order is the will of Heaven, Your Majesty!" After bowing deeply, Noblesan and the others rode away from the ox cart, and soon three small streams were scattered like mercury in the huge and bloated army of the Khu.

He seemed to move towards the front slowly, skillfully bypassing the city of Yunzhou Prefecture, which was like a silent and solid reef, and rushed towards the various assigned city gates.

Mo Li Khan looked at this scene, and his originally cold and hard expression couldn't help but gradually relax, revealing a somewhat reserved and arrogant smile. However, when the ox cart continued to move forward to a certain distance, Mo Li Khan's face couldn't help but show a few doubts.

There seemed to be something very strange on the wall of Yunzhou, which originally didn't look unusual, but unfortunately it was too far away, so that Mo Li Khan couldn't see it clearly. "Dan Songke?" Mo Li Khan's majestic voice sounded again.