Chapter 136: Cutting Braids
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On the way to another enemy garrison, the curious staff officers sat on the sea ship and discussed problems with each other.
"I've seen the map we drew ourselves, Lishui is in a coastal salient, as long as we firmly hold the choke point, the enemy can't get in, why should we take the risk of attacking?"
"That's called Peninsula Topography." A staff officer corrected some of the words of the previous one, and then said, "Didn't you notice?" An advocate of the theory of the general's offensive, he likes to attack and takes the initiative in his own hands. ”
Someone immediately came out and retorted, "No, the general likes defensive strategies, didn't you see the two fortresses built by the Yalu River before they came out?" ”
Another supporter of the offensive theory joined in: "The fortress is also for attacking, did you listen to that lesson on the tactics used by the fortress?" It was repeatedly emphasized in the class that the fortress was built to kill and injure the enemy's living force when encountering several times or even dozens of times the size of one's own troops, and once the enemy's living force was reduced to the extent that it could fight a battle, it could attack. ”
While everyone was arguing, someone found that two staff officers had not spoken, and asked curiously, "Kanshu, and Gao Jihei, what do you two think?" ”
The staff officer named Gao Jihei was still silent, and Kan Shu said with a wicked smile: "It's not interesting to argue like this." ”
A staff officer asked, "Then what do you want?" ”
"Add a lottery."
A staff officer who had a good relationship with Kanshu was shocked: "You are crazy, gambling is not allowed in the army, you don't want a future?" Let's assume we didn't hear it, so let's move on. ”
Kan Shu hurriedly explained, "I'm not talking about playing with money, it's just a win or loser, and the loser is responsible for washing the socks of the winner for a day." ”
Everyone was speechless, "You kid is really vicious, you can think of such a damaging trick." ”
Kan Shu smiled and asked, "Do you want to come?" It's all gentlemen, hurry up. ”
"Come on, who am I afraid of, but I have studied all the battle examples after the general came to Korea, I don't believe that I will lose, I said that the general likes the offensive the most."
"I also participated, and I said that the general liked defense the most."
Seeing that everyone has chosen the team to support in every word, only Kan Shu and Gao Jihe are left, and everyone looks at them together.
"Gao Jihei, are you playing?"
"Don't play."
"If you don't play, forget it, Kanshu, you proposed this game, you can't escape, hurry up and choose."
Kan Shu smiled mysteriously, took out a piece of paper and said, "My choice is already on the paper, and when I get the correct answer, everyone will know at a glance." ”
A staff officer was not at ease and said, "Give us your note for safekeeping." ”
"No problem, it's you, come, continue." Without hesitation, Kanshu handed the note to the person who spoke.
"So how do you decide whether you win or lose? You can't go to the general for this kind of thing, right? ”
"Yes, the lottery is all there, how can you decide whether you win or lose?"
"Since I brought it up, of course I solved it."
Everyone looked at Kan Shu in unison, "You?" ”
"yes, I have a solution."
"Tell me about it."
"I have a textbook here, which was written by the general himself, and everyone can look through it to know who loses and who wins."
Only then did everyone react, "I'm Ciao, you kid is treacherous, you are responsible for sorting out and transcribing this textbook, you already know the answer, right?" ”
Kan Shu looked innocent, "And there was no restriction before, not allowed to read books in advance." ”
Everyone looked at each other, "Let's announce the answer first." ”
He opened a volume of documents, pointed to one of the lines and said, "Soldiers are impermanent, water is impermanent, there is no tactic or idea in the world that can dominate the world, and specific problems need to be analyzed." ”
Sweeping around at the staff officers, Kan Shu smiled and said, "I won, comrades-in-arms, remember to wash my socks, one day per person, I'll take a look, next month's socks will be solved, it's really easy, remember to call me next time there is such a good thing." ”
The staff officer who kept the note immediately opened it and saw that it was exactly the same as the sentence that Kanshu had just pronounced, and not a word had changed. Everyone crusaded in unison.
Kan Shu shrugged his shoulders, "It's beneficial to open the book, you don't want to regret it, do you?" ”
"Soldier, a spit on a nail, I will regret it? Joke, I'm waiting for you to bring your socks. ”
All the staff officers agreed.
Then the staff officer who had just spoken spoke again, "However, since we have agreed to your request in accordance with the guidelines of the soldiers, then the matter just now is over." Now let's start the next round. ”
He smiled happily, and wanted to make persistent efforts to solve the problem of next month's socks together, and asked "Next round?" What is it, I also want to participate. ”
I saw all the staff officers looking at each other gloomily and smiling, "The next round, of course, is - a shackle." ”
Everyone surrounded Kanshu at once, and in the frightened shouts of Kanshu, they threw him into the air and caught him, and so on, and the cabin was full of Kanshu's screams.
"I'm afraid of heights."
"Ahh
"Brothers, I was wrong."
"Ahh
At this moment, Gao Jihei on the side couldn't help but scold angrily, "Enough." ”
Everyone looked at him in amazement, not understanding what was wrong.
Gao Ji swept the items on his small table to the ground with red eyes, stood up and shouted, "Comrades-in-arms, comrades of the Common Will Youth League, wake up and do something serious." ”
The crowd was still stunned.
"How long do you want to carry this pig's tail? Aren't we already anti-gold? Aren't we revolutionaries? But why do we still have this pig's tail? ”
Kan Shu looked at the impassioned Gao Jihei standing on the table, silently opened the new military hat strap equipped only with staff officers, and slowly took off the military hat.
Watching his movements, all the staff officers around him also untied their ties together.
Gao Jihei's generous speech suddenly choked, and he couldn't continue his speech when he looked at the head below that had grown a piece of fine hair.
Gao Jihei stammered and asked, "You, you, how are you." ”
Kan Shu smiled and put his arms around his shoulders, "Why don't we have braids?" ”
"Yes."
Another staff officer came up and said with a smile: "We have cut it in early education." ”
Gao Jihei was still a little stunned, "However, the general didn't give the order." ”
Kan Shu patted him on the shoulder, "This kind of trivial matter still needs to be ordered by the general?" ”
"But, however, this is the symbol of the Jin Kingdom, so it's so simple to cut."
"Hey, what a big deal, you're thinking too much, it's only been a few years since Houjin shaved our braids, our Chinese nation is all bloody men, and I've long been impatient with this, the last time I blew up Hauge on the edge of the Yalu River, I cut the braids and threw them into the water."
"Hey, me too."
"I cut it earlier, during the Stone Bridge Blockade."
"You kid isn't authentic, you don't say a word so early. I only cut my braids when I went to sea this time. ”
"Then I'll be earlier, I cut it when I was talking about martial arts."
Gao Jihei watched everyone discuss passionately about when he would cut his braids, his brain was a little insufficient, the painting style was wrong, shouldn't he raise his arms and exhale, and then there was a blood spill in the cabin, and then everyone woke up and cut the braids? Now what's going on? Why did everyone cut it a long time ago? You're left alone?
Kanshu put his arm around his shoulders and said, "We don't have this braid in our hearts at all, so we have already cut it off easily." As for you, you attach too much importance to this braid in your heart, so you have been struggling with how to help everyone cut off the braid. ”
As he spoke, the dagger in his hand slashed through Gao Jihei's braid, the braid fell to the ground, and he whispered, "I have already cut off the braid on your head, and the braid in your heart can only rely on yourself." ”
At this time, a rallying call came from outside.
"It's time to land, everyone get ready."
The hatch opened, everyone rushed out, Gao Jihei was stunned in the dark cabin looking at the bright world outside, and kept hanging his head to look at the braid, laughing out loud for a while.
"It turns out that everyone doesn't take this braid seriously, it's me who is in the picture."
Then he suddenly looked up, "However, I like this kind of team, my Chinese nation is the greatest, and we will never be slaves." ”
"Comrades, wait for me." Gao Jihei grabbed the backpack nuclear weapon on one side, and caught up with the team with his hair scattered and laughing, and all the soldiers and officers outside saw that he had no braids, and they looked completely accustomed to it, and continued to move forward.
The sun hung high in the sky, sweeping away all darkness and ugliness.