Volume 3 Chapter 8 Boring
(Yesterday on the first day, the place where the bottle does things has to be counted at the beginning of the month, and it is too late to come up, so I took a break from the strip.) Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info forgive me! )
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"Let me guess...... Bo Yan, you shouldn't be obsessed with Lu Lan, right? ”
With just this sentence, Lu Xun's face turned red at that time. Because in real terms, Lu Xun does like Lu Lan a little, or Lu Xun has a little crush and admiration for Lu Lan. If you use modern words to describe it, it can be said that Lu Xun is a bit like those dead house controllers, and Lu Lan is naturally the house god in Lu Xun's dead house control heart.
It's just that Lu Xun's face is not very thick, and he was suddenly poked in the heart by Sun Shangxiang's words, and his face was a little unbearable. It's one thing to have the ability to fight and be able to fight, but these emotional things are really inexplicable. Xiang Yu is heroic and domineering enough, right? But isn't it the issue of Yu Ji's heroic shortness?
And this is undoubtedly a very interesting thing for Sun Shangxiang...... To be honest, this is also troubled by the boring voyage these days. Besides, you also have to see who Sun Shangxiang usually mixes with. Lu Lingqi and Zhao Yu, which of these little girls was not "poisoned" by Lu Ren quite deeply? And when these girls get together, what messy topics can't be pulled out?
Moreover, it is the nature of girls to gossip about good things, and this is no exception to Sun Shangxiang, but under normal circumstances, it is not so excessive. But in the past few days, as soon as he was troubled by the boring voyage, Sun Shangxiang's inferior nature came out.
Looking at Sun Shangxiang's repeated up and down to dry Lu Xun, he shook his head in his mouth: "It's a pity, it's really a pity!" In fact, Bo Yan is handsome and talented, and you are two years older than Lu Lan, and you are the same age, if you put it somewhere else, it is really a very suitable pair, but Lu Lan ......"
Lu Xun hurriedly waved his hand to stop Sun Shangxiang's words: "County Lord, spare me!" Actually, in fact, although I have a little admiration for Miss Lan, I also know that Miss Lan has been fond of her brother for a long time, how dare I make a mistake? ”
Sun Shangxiang smiled evilly: "You can go and ask Mr. Lu for a kiss!" Everyone knows that although Lu Lan has the surname Lu, she is actually not related to your Wu County Lu family. ”
Lu Xun shook his head with a smile: "Trouble the county lord, don't make fun of it anymore!" Alas, in fact, I also know that the county lord is just joking with me, so I might as well tell you a joke. Propose to Miss Lan? Regardless of the fact that Miss Lan would not agree at all, she only said that if Miss Lan agreed, she would definitely be cursed by the people up and down in Yizhou all day long, and in the end, she didn't even know how she died. ”
Although he knew that this was just a joke, Sun Shangxiang nodded in agreement. After all, Lu Lan, as a public idol in Yizhou, is not a joke in Yizhou's influence. It can even be said that although Yizhou has no religious beliefs, Lu Lan's influence can actually be equated with those leaders of religious beliefs, so it is not too much to say that Lu Lan is a saint in the hearts of the people of Yizhou. When you're full, you have nothing to mess with our Lan Great Holy Maiden? Believe it or not, when you go out the next day, you will be bitten to death by a large group of Yizhou people? In Lu Ren's words, don't underestimate the kind of characters of that era who have become the spiritual sustenance of the people.
Okay, these are no longer, just say that Sun Shangxiang at this time seems to be incarnated as S, and Lu Xun has inexplicably become M, and Sun Shangxiang is so tidy that he doesn't even know how to say it. And after some nonsense, suddenly a few flowery women each held a food box, and shouted "Boyan Palace" in a sweet and greasy voice, and came to Lu Xun and Sun Shangxiang.
Who are these showmanship? In fact, it was the noble priests of the evil knife platform around Cibei. In terms of status, they are one or two levels lower than the next inferior. And they stayed by Cibei's side and studied together in a school in Yizhou, and they became a firm part of Cibei's side.
Cibei came to Yizhou to ask Lu Ren for help this time, and of course they followed. In contrast, the main target of Cibei is Lu Ren, and of course it is impossible for them to compete with Cibei, so the target is placed on the main characters under Lu Ren's command.
In addition to those reasons, these Yamatai priestesses also have their own personal reasons in it. Let's put it this way, people like Cibei are relatively special people in Yamatai, not only in terms of identity, but also in terms of personal conditions. To be precise, the reason why these people were able to become the priests and nobles of the Yamatai was that in addition to their outstanding appearance, their height was also generally high......
Of course, this is for the Japanese people of Yamatai, and their height is generally between 155 and 160 nods, which is already a "high-end person" for the Japanese people at that time, and then combined with their status, they naturally look down on the "poor and short" Japanese people. So when I came to Yizhou, I saw that the Chinese people were generally in their sixteens, seventeens, and even eighteens and nineteens, and their hearts were extraordinarily swinging.
Of course, ordinary people still don't look down on them, so the target is focused on the main characters. It just so happened that they were now ordered to follow Lu Xun to Yamatai first, and if they didn't hurry up and offer more courtesy to Lu Xun, they would be stupid!
Look at their outfits...... Under Lu Ren's deliberate arrangement, there are not a few so-called "witch costumes" who show meat, and these evil horses and sisters are naturally not much better. This flesh is exposed, and most people who have changed their concentration will probably be a little unable to hold it. Even Lu Ren, if he hadn't taken into account some aspects of the problem, he might have simply pulled over the three or five of them to play first.
Let's not talk a little bit, just say that these priestesses came to Lu Xun and Sun Shangxiang, and after placing the food box in their hands, they squeezed to Lu Xun's side, and their bodies with a lot of flesh were constantly rubbing against Lu Xun's body. Looking at that posture, as long as Lu Xun nodded slightly, these priestesses could eat Lu Xun on the spot. On the other hand, Lu Xun was so embarrassed that he was so busy pushing away this and avoiding that, looking very embarrassed.
Sun Shangxiang originally had a little bit of a desire to watch the show, but for some reason, Sun Shangxiang's brows gradually wrinkled, and a very uncomfortable feeling appeared in his heart. After a while, Sun Shangxiang suddenly slammed the deck and said angrily: "Have you demon girls made enough trouble?" Don't you see me and Bo Yan talking about business? Don't quit yet! ”
A group of sisters looked at Sun Shangxiang in amazement, and some of them didn't know what to say in Japanese, and the eyes of the sisters looking at Sun Shangxiang were not so friendly. Can Sun Shangxiang's temper care about this? first beckoned to the entourage, and when the entourage came closer, he pulled out the sword that the entourage carried, and pointed the tip of the sword in front of the sisters, and scolded: "Still so I don't know what to do, right?" Is that going to mean that I just cut a few of them right now and throw them into the sea to feed the fish? ”
In many cases, the deterrence of force is definitely one of the most useful methods, and these sisters were frightened by Sun Shangxiang's soaring murderous aura at that time, and hurriedly left Lu Xun and fled back to the cabin. And Sun Shangxiang returned the sword to the entourage after the group of sisters escaped, and then looked at Lu Xun with a very strange gaze and said: "Bo Yan, I really didn't see that you are actually not shallow!" No wonder you don't have that kind of mind for Lu Lan. ”
Lu Xun had no other reaction except to cry and laugh. In fact, Lu Ren once joked with Lu Xun in a very playful tone, that is, although Lu Ren can't touch the inferior here, as long as Lu Xun is willing, these sisters in the same company can play casually. According to what Lu Ren said, it is very likely that these Yamatai priests will want to borrow seeds from Lu Xun to ensure that the children they will give birth to in the future will also have outstanding height and physique.
It's a joke, but it's not exactly a joke. In fact, Lu Ren has seen such a thing, that is, when the Wa Kingdom invaded in later generations, he once abducted a large number of tall and tall men, and after the captivity to Wajima, he let these men endlessly mate with the women selected by Wajima, and when they were all squeezed to the bone...... I won't talk about it at that time, it's useless, what do you want to do? So only a handful of people survived.
This is not a good thing, but a sadness. Maybe for some unscrupulous people, it's a bit hard to see this kind of thing, right? But looking back on the past from an obscene point of view, what the other party wants is breeding, and most of the women selected will be the type that can be strong, and it may not be an exaggeration to say that they are as fat as pigs and as strong as orangutans. So at this time, where will this be enjoyment, is it simply tortured, okay?
For Lu Ren again, being a stallion? OK! But it should be that we used to play with it, and you should pick out the best flower girl, and then send it to us respectfully. In other words, it should be that we took the initiative to fuse them in the past, rather than being taken captive and fused out......
Okay, these are just angry words, do you want Lu Xun to be a stallion? Lu Xun is not that bad. In fact, Lu Xun avoided these girls as much as possible along the way. But at this moment, Lu Xun was really embarrassed in front of Sun Shangxiang and couldn't say anything.
Here, Sun Shangxiang glanced at Lu Xun coldly again, snorted lightly, and then prepared to leave. However, after only walking out a few steps, Sun Shangxiang suddenly turned around and said to Lu Xun with a smile: "Bo Yan, in fact, at your age, no matter how tall you are, it is not a matter to have a few delicate concubines, so it seems that it is a lot of trouble for me." By the way, there are actually two of them just now, which are quite good, the chest is big enough, the waist is thin enough, and the ass is big enough, you might as well summon the attendant to bed at night. ”
“…… County Lord, don't make fun of me anymore! (To be continued.) )