Chapter 354: Why Can't I Marry My Mother-in-law?
Xuan Zhendao, who hadn't found Duan Shaojun for a long time, saw Qiansang Zhenren with sharp eyes, and his eyes suddenly lit up, and he walked towards this side with a big smile. "Oh, my good nephew, my nephew, I didn't expect that the Taoist master and I hadn't arrived yet, and you would come here to greet you, it seems that you kid still has a conscience, and he lives up to my painstaking teaching."
"I didn't expect to be able to see your uncle and ancestor again after more than ten years. I don't know how my uncle has been doing all these years? The corners of Qiansang Zhenren's mouth twitched slightly, and countless grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart, you taught me a hair, in addition to teaching me to steal wine and drink, teach me to gamble, and teach me to soak ...... Ahem...... Well, anyway, after all, we are also a tall evergreen viewer, and it is better not to worry about this old rascal.
Although more than ten years have passed since the hardships I endured in the past, I still remember it vividly, and I still have palpitations.
"That's natural, just when did your uncle and ancestor lack food and clothing, and in order to teach you what life is and what is called Hongchen, I worked hard to teach you by word and deed, hmm...... Seeing that you have now achieved cultivation and success, I am deeply gratified, wahahaha...... "I don't know what the face is, the upper skin can hold up to the sky, and the lower mouth can be grounded, the Xuanzhen Taoist is brazenly blowing nonsense in front of Qiansang Zhenren and his disciples.
Everyone could only look at this old man with a respectful and distant gaze, and his shoulders were trembling.
"Hey, that old rascal's face is really rare in the world, obviously his nephew's face is as black as the bottom of the pot, he can still turn a blind eye to boasting, tsk......" Duan Shaojun, who happened to be nearby, couldn't help but shake his head with emotion and commented after pausing.
"This is normal, the Xuanzhen Dao Elder has never passed by. And he was so cheeky that he even grabbed the leftover wine that our brothers drank. One of Duan Shaojun's Xu guards said with an indignant look on his face.
"Normal, I was going to go to the thatched house that day, and the old guy actually kicked me out, grandma's, robbing everything, I haven't seen anyone who even robs the thatched house." Another guard said with emotion, as if he was still reminiscing about the scene of the day.
Duan Shaojun couldn't help but shake his head with a black line, cleared his throat and strode out. That Han Sang Dao Chang's face has gone through the process of turning black to blue, and is now gradually turning from green to red, it seems that this old rascal will continue to be crooked, and Han Sang Dao Chang is likely to take the risk of bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestors, and invite a vote of disciples to beat this shameless old man.
In order to prevent such a tragic thing from happening, Duan Shaojun stood up very righteously. "Dao Chief, this must be the Qiansang Zhenren, a Taoist in Wuzhen Mountain that you once mentioned, right?"
"Did I say that?" Daoist Xuan Zhen wiped the white foam from the corners of his mouth, turned his head to look at Duan Shaojun with a puzzled expression and asked.
"Of course, have you forgotten that day when you drank too much and said a lot of things about the Taoist Chief? This Taoist looks like a fairy wind Dao bone, it must be the long-known Qiansang Taoist Chief, Duan is polite. Duan Shaojun glanced at this old rascal who had nothing but sperm in his brain, and said to Qiansang Dao in front of him.
"Don't dare, the poor Dao is polite, I don't know ...... this Duan Gongzi you and my uncle and ancestor" Qiansang Daoist looked at Duan Shaojun and Xuanzhen Daoist with a puzzled expression.
"This kid is the mantle disciple of the old monk who dreamed of it, hum...... His temper is similar to that of his master, and he is not a good person. Xuan Zhen Dao Chang grinded his teeth and glared at Duan Shaojun, and then said stupidly.
At this moment, Daoist Qiansang's puzzled gaze instantly turned into shock. "Uncle Shi, you didn't tell the trail, did you?" Who is the Master of Dream Confusion, how can he not know as the right and left hand of the national teacher?
For the dream abbot who is deeply trusted today, he is not only resourceful and decisive, but also calculating. Unexpectedly, such a young man who couldn't see the humble appearance of an outsider could not be seen as a mantle disciple as a disciple, and more importantly, this guy had hair...... Damn, could it be that Uncle Shi has some kind of ghost idea to fool himself, right?
Xuan Zhen Dao Chang waved the dust in his hand and looked at Duan Shaojun, which was very meaningful. "He is a closed disciple who dreamed of confusing that old guy, and he entered the WTO on his behalf, so he is naturally a lay disciple, you can't let a bald donkey become an official and fool people, right?"
"I said, can you speak better, if this word reaches the ears of my master, tsk...... I don't know how much the Jingshi's house is worth? Duan Shaojun touched his chin and said nonchalantly.
When Xuanzhen Dao heard this, he was directly impotent, and squeezed out a lewd smile to please the authentic Dao. "Oh, look at my memory, hey, hey, Brother Duan, the relationship between our brothers is two-pronged, you must not be treacherous, even if you are dissatisfied with Dao Ye and me, but you have to think about your brother who has not yet been weaned......"
"What unweaned brother?" Duan Shaojun asked in confusion. The first thought was that the old rascal who dreamed of the master was sanctimonious on the surface, but he was really a shaved beast, and he was not ashamed to raise Xiao Mi and give birth to a baby outside?
"Master Dao, I am the same generation as your master, my son, isn't it your brother?" As soon as Xuan Zhendao said this, Duan Shaojun's expression instantly stiffened, and at this moment, he was very ashamed in his heart, of course, he was ashamed that he would viciously test the noble character of his master because of the words of the old prostitute in front of him.
At the same time, there is also an urge to pick up the stone lion next to him and smash it on the nose of this lewd old cow with a lewd smile.
"Wait, that uncle, wait a minute, what were you talking about just now, you mean you have a son?" Qiansang Zhenren looked at the old man who had grown up to him for two generations in a daze, and he was really in his heart, he had to go back and look through the rules and precepts to see which one of the old guys had not committed?
"What? Master Dao, I am so old and strong, is it strange to have a son? "The shame of Zhenwu Mountain, the Daomen is not ashamed of the evil obstacle Xuanzhen Dao, but is proud of the authenticity.
When Qiansang Zhenren heard this, he was directly hit by an arrow in his knee and knelt down completely, at this moment, he really had the urge to run to the grave of his great-master and uncle and cry bitterly. He looked up to the sky in despair and sighed, turned his head, and whispered to the henchmen and disciples who were following him. "There is no business for you here, don't hurry up and retreat, besides, if someone spreads half a sentence on this matter, don't blame me for being a teacher, and I will take the law of Zhenwu Mountain to clean you up."
"We will obey the teacher's orders." Several disciples jumped in unison, bowed to each other, and then left quickly.
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"Uncle Shi, Uncle Shi, what do you want Xiaodao to say about you?" Waiting for those henchmen and disciples to disperse, Qiansang Zhenren turned his head with a bitter expression, shook his head and said with a bitter smile.
"What? Lao Tzu has married his mother-in-law, why can't I marry the Taoist master? Xuan Zhendao rolled his eyes, and his eyes kept spinning. Why, you kid can't find his mother-in-law, so he wants to rebel, let's send it to join the Quanzhen faction, can't you? ”
"Shhhhhh Alas...... Well, please follow the trail, this is really not the place to talk. "Qiansang Daoist is not only having a brain pain now, but even starting to have a pain in his eggs.
Walking not far away, I came to a place with quite elegant scenery, there is a shallow pond, the koi fish in the pond hang their tails leisurely, the pavilion pillars are mossy and green, and the surrounding greenery is fully integrated. The inside of the pavilion is extremely clean.
After a while, the Taoist sent the tandoor teapot. The tea is fragrant, and occasionally the cicadas chant and the birdsong pierces through the forest.
"Uncle Shi, you, you are the only big man in our Zhenwu Mountain, even if you are unwilling to abide by the rules and precepts, but you are also restrained and restrained, otherwise, if you let outsiders know, are you worthy of Uncle Zeng by doing this?" After offering fragrant tea to Daoist Xuanzhen, Qiansang Zhenren persuaded with a bitter smile.
"Okay, okay, I don't believe you, you can't control the mouths of those disciples." Xuan Zhen Dao Chang waved his hand impatiently. "Let's talk about the gambling debts you owe to Dao Ye."
Ren Qiansang Daoist has been the Evergreen Master for more than ten years, and he still can't resist the extremely straightforward communication method of his uncle, especially when there is such a young disciple next to him, the mantle of the Master of Dreams.
Alas, I can't imagine that my reputation will be ruined by this old man one day, Qiansang Zhenren with a bag of tears in his eyes thought so. glanced at it, but saw that Duan Shaojun had already taken a sin and stood up, and went to the other end of the pavilion leisurely, and was breaking the small pastries in his hand to feed the fish, only then did he feel relieved, and he couldn't help but look at Duan Shaojun a little higher.
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