Stick Country.

Capital.

In the past few days, diplomatic spokesman Pei Renbiao has had trouble sleeping.

Ever since he saw the official social account of the stranger @ him, and he was going to assassinate him in the open, when he saw this information, the whole person seemed to have fallen into the abyss, and it was a lie to say that he was not afraid.

Think about the list of people who have died in the previous assassinations.

It's just a list of presidents of a country.

Oh no!

If the royal king counts, then King Abu Zabi has already hung up!

And the whole family died.

It's not an assassination, but an assassination can kill someone.

Can he not be afraid?

Being targeted by such an organization, who can sleep soundly every day?

Since Weibo was told that he had entered the death list of strangers, Pei Renbiao immediately left a message on the official diplomatic account of the country of sticks: "I am not a member of Freemasonry, and it is not in your rules to assassinate me!" ”

Looking at his message, social users scoffed one by one.

Eh, wasn't it quite arrogant before? What's wrong with it now?

Stranger: I'm sorry, someone paid $1 for your life, we have enough information to make you die, and there are 6 days left until the end of the week.

Pei Renbiao smashed things in the office, and the diplomatic subordinates were even far away from him, for fear that when the stranger assassinated this person, they would be implicated if they were too obstructive, for example, if someone wants to kill someone with a sniper rifle, you just happened to be in the way, then it would not be a coincidence.

Although it is said that there are less than 6 days left in 1 week, at the speed of strangers, who knows if they will already be staring at Pei Renbiao.

Pei Renbiao spent a day, he was afraid, he was afraid of this tormented waiting. Just as he was about to use the official account to admit his mistake and bow his head, the Ministry of Defense came directly to his Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and after submitting the documents, one by one the well-trained elite criminal police officers in suits and leather shoes rushed in and said: "Chief Pei Renbiao, now your account does not allow you to speak privately, since the words have been spoken, our big country will start a war with them, let them assassinate, we let them have no return!" ”

Pei Renbiao sat on his chair and leaned up at the ceiling, sneering: "Of course, it's not your name on the list, how do you know what kind of mood this is?" There are still five days left, and two days from the time they left Abu Jabi to Seoul is completely enough, maybe they are already on the way to Seoul, no, I have to run! ”

A criminal police chief of the Ministry of National Defense said solemnly: "Please pay attention to your identity! You are our diplomat, you look at what you are afraid of? If you want to run away, what will the whole world think of us stick country? Your words and deeds will represent us, and your previous remarks are enough for you to lose this black hat. ”

"Then I won't do it, okay? I just need it for work, and I casually responded to the things told by the upper echelons to cooperate with the United States, but now you can see it, I was targeted by strangers, and I was innocent, understand? ”

The chief of criminal police said in a deep voice: "We are here this time to be responsible for your safety, we have the ability to protect you, what are you afraid of!" It's just a small non-governmental organization, you don't even pay attention to Huaguo next door, what are you afraid of these small organizations doing? ”

"Huaguo is a national dispute, no matter how I speak, freedom of speech, but strangers are different, bullshit legal freedom of speech in their eyes, it is a long life, you all know who the strangers assassinated in history, a royal family just died three days ago, I don't want to lose my life because of work." Pei Renbiao said, ripped off his tie and prepared to quit after work.

As he crossed the detective, the guy roared, "Do you think now is the time for you to get emotional?" You are now representing the face of a country, you are going to resign and quit, the whole world will laugh at us, we will only talk BB, don't mess around with me! ”

He frightened Pei Renbiao.

Then the criminal police chief said with a pleasant face: "Believe us, we have faced any international killer organization Wang Yang Thief, and we have experience in how to deal with them." Now you are not only for yourself, but also for the country, please! ”

As he spoke, all the police officers of the Ministry of Defense bowed to this Pei Renbiao.

Pei Renbiao took a deep breath, and the colonel continued: "Now even if you resign, even if you beg for mercy, the style of the stranger will not change, since it is a foregone conclusion, then let's face them head-on, since they have shown their time and goals, we still don't believe that we can't protect you, if they fail this time, the evil will eventually prevail!" We are the side of justice, and if the strangers who are not able to settle between the Wa Kingdom and Abu Zabi are planted in Seoul, think about how much our Seoul's security and international image will be improved at that time? To put it another way, this is actually an opportunity! An opportunity to spread the prestige of our country! ”

Pei Renbiao sighed: "Why don't I know this? If I can survive this time, I will leave a great image in the hearts of the people, and I will even be invincible in the next presidential race, but life is more important than all this! ”

The colonel continued to persuade him: "At present, we also want a copy of the list of suspects (Xu Cheng's information) handed over by the Japanese State, and most of us can guess that this stranger may have the shadow of a Chinese, so during this week, we will put an end to the request of Chinese people to enter the country, which fundamentally restricts some strangers from landing in Seoul, and secondly, we have obtained the data resource sharing of global criminals with Interpol, as long as any person in the world who has criminal experience enters the country, we can exclude him from the country." This time, the pro-American countries of the whole world are watching us, the whole world is helping us, but are you going to give up? ”

Pei Renbiao calmed down: "What does the tourism bureau say?" Restrict Chinese people from coming, they are big households, how much money will we lose? ”

Colonel: "The tourism bureau must compromise and accept our arrangement, and temporarily suspend the tourist visa of China for a week, although it will lose a lot of money, but compared to the face of the country, this is the top priority." ”

Pei Renbiao covered his hands and rubbed his tired eyes: "I haven't slept for two days, this kind of torment really broke me." ”

"Trust us, you come to your house and get a good night's sleep."

At this moment, the diplomat's subordinate ran into the office: "Sir, it's not good, the official account of the stranger has updated the content, you can see for yourself." ”

Pei Renbiao turned around and shook the mouse, and after the monitor was on standby, he clicked on the hottest headlines on social networking pages.

Strangers.

He clicked into the alien column.

I saw that the stranger updated a picture.

A selfie with a bird's-eye view of the whole of Seoul.

A few words were written on the content: I have arrived in Seoul, take a picture to prove that I have been here.

Pei Renbiao almost didn't shake out the feces and urine, and his stunned eyes were about to fall out.

The detective turned the monitor to look at it, and the subordinate next to him exclaimed, "This bird's-eye view of Seoul, he should have taken a selfie above the landmark Seoul Tower." ”

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