Chapter 229: Your appearance makes me feel very distressed
"I'm going to measure it myself?" Brother Simon's breathing became a little heavy, and the hands that had been placed on the desk showed signs of evolution into claw shapes. Does this guy really dare to measure it by hand?
It's a pity that soon Brother Simon hung his head in frustration. "Then I won't let my dad beat him to death."
“…… Also, it's not too late to wait until you get married. Duan Shaojun yawned in boredom, it was really boring to talk about such a topic with this brother with a very low brain capacity, it was better to continue to play the role of a thoughtful and literate hooligan in front of Chu Chu's sister.
Seeing Duan Shaojun happily squeezing his eyebrows and laughing at this side, Chu Chu's sister rolled her eyes in shame and continued to give medicine to the patient.
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The scenery of the Spring Water Garden can be regarded as the leader of the Lanting Jun of the Jiangnan Water Town. And the shopkeeper Xu personally posted it, naturally, the rich merchants and gentry in Lanting City had to sell their face.
What's more, the news of the previous model rehearsal in Chunshui Garden has been passed on by Xu Xiangjun's handkerchief and a cadre of official eunuchs, and many people are moved. Even if some of the old whores are too old to carry a gun, it's good to be able to appreciate it in a straightforward way.
As for some stereotypical Ximen officials, they are really not interested in this matter, but their daughters have to be entangled, and in desperation, they can only appoint their mother-in-law as a representative, and on behalf of a pair of children and future daughters-in-law, they will enjoy the so-called women's underwear press conference.
Well, it's mainly after Mrs. Simon heard that it was a show that specialized in selling lingerie for women, and those models would walk on the stage in underwear, so that people could appreciate the fit and style of these underwear. Immediately think. It's better for her husband to continue to work on state affairs. As for watching such a press conference, it is better to let the concubine do it for you.
I have to say that at least in Lanting City, several male owners were persuaded by their own women to use such and such reasons, and stayed at home depressed, watching their mother-in-law and daughter rush to enjoy the press conference.
And Simon Dongliang is a son, and Mrs. Simon doesn't think that he went to see what was wrong, in her consciousness. Ximen Dongliang's son is really a bit too stupid and stupid, and he will soon get married, so it must be beneficial for him to take a look at it more. I didn't know that my son was a great Yellow Eel warrior.
But Yu Chizhi is a man's character, but he thinks that there is nothing wrong with going over and looking at it together.
And Duan Shaojun received such a strange combination speechlessly, the mother with her daughter, the son with her daughter-in-law, and the family of four came. Mrs. Ximen has a very good impression of Duan Shaojun, unlike the Ximen officials, who have a deep blood feud with Duan Shaojun, the future son-in-law. Bulging eyes at every turn.
In the eyes of Mrs. Simon, Duan Shaojun not only saved his daughter several times. He cured his husband even more, and he also saved his husband's political career, so the sentence "The more the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she looks at it, the happier she becomes" is used in Mrs. Simon's attitude towards Duan Shaojun, which has been very well confirmed.
"Okay, let's go and get busy with you, it's important to get down to business, you don't have to worry too much about my daughter's here, but you have to come over early when you're done, don't let my daughter wait anxiously, you know?" Mrs. Ximen patted Duan Shaojun's shoulder very cordially, and then waved her hand.
Duan Shaojun looked at this former female cottage leader who acted decisively and had a heroic style, and could only watch them enter the park with an embarrassed smile.
And Xu Xiangjun, who had just greeted and chatted with Sister Chu Chu for a while, looked at the Sister Chu Chu blushing and blaming her mother for speaking too bluntly, and couldn't help but cover her lips and laugh lowly. "Little brother, your mother-in-law is heroic enough."
"Can you not be heroic? My old father-in-law was robbed of the cottage by her back then......" Duan Shaojun shook his head and smiled helplessly.
Hearing this, Xu Xiangjun couldn't help but widen his watery eyes and said in surprise. "Oh my God...... Are you saying that Simon is an upside-down gate? ”
"Shh......h Be quiet, don't leak out, otherwise my life will be in jeopardy. Duan Shaojun, who knew that he had said the wrong thing, looked left and right with reverence, fortunately, the family members were busy guiding the guests into the garden, and no one noticed this, so he was a little relieved.
"In addition, Uncle Simon is definitely not upside down, otherwise the Simon brothers and sisters would not have the surname Ximen."
Seeing Duan Shaojun's appearance, Xu Xiangjun couldn't help but laugh, but with a long sigh, a faint grievance appeared on his pretty face, and a pair of watery eyes glanced at Duan Shaojun with shame and resentment. "Why are you so nervous, are you afraid that what your sister will say will make you unable to marry your Chuchu sister?"
Looking at Xu Xiangjun's pretty face that looked a little lonely, Duan Shaojun couldn't help but feel a pain in his heart, such a stunning beauty who was empathetic and selfless to help him. Duan Shaojun stepped forward and looked at Xu Xiangjun and said gently. "Sister Xu, don't be like this, okay? The way you look makes me feel very distressed. ”
Xu Xiangjun was just pretending to be a gesture and wanted to tease Duan Shaojun, but when he saw his sincere appearance and the words he said, the few traces of resentment in his heart turned into smoke and clouds.
"Okay, my sister is teasing you, looking at your appearance, don't you still want to learn the blessings of others?" Xu Xiangjun, who was sweet and warm in his heart, couldn't help but chuckle, and stretched out his hand to punch Duan Shaojun.
Seeing Xu Xiangjun recover, Duan Shaojun let out a sigh of relief, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but salivate at Xu Xiangjun with a salivating face. "That's natural, and I ask my sister to fulfill my little brother's affection."
Xu Xiangjun didn't expect that Duan Shaojun would climb up the pole at this time, but when he saw those burning eyes, he couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart. Take a sip. "Little villain, go and greet the guests, don't mess around anymore......"
"Okay, next time my little brother will talk to my sister well." Seeing Xu Xiangjun's pretty face flushed and her cheeks dizzy, Duan Shaojun could only regretfully give up the idea of continuing to flirt with Xu Xiangjun, and greeted another wave of guests who came closer.
"This villain, he is actually getting bolder and bolder......" Looking at Duan Shaojun's tall and heroic figure, Xu Xiangjun covered his hot cheeks with his hands and hated in his heart. Little villain, you wait, if you really annoy your sister, see how I clean you up, sister.
The mouth whispered to clean up, but the eyes like water were tender and veinful, the corners of the mouth were raised briskly, and the face was radiant. How can there be half a bit of anger and disgust?
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Qi Niang and Su Su girls also came together, and Xu Qianxun, who was also welcoming guests at the door, pounced like a hungry dog with bones. Well, although it is not very vivid, it is very suitable for the mood of Xu Dagongzi.
Xu Xiangjun, who was standing beside me, did not let out a snort or sneer like the elders in the romance costume drama, and then beat the mandarin duck with a very contemptuous expression and tone, but stood quietly by my side.
In his eyes, there was a faint appreciation of looking at his nephew, which really surprised me, Xu Xiangjun's level of appreciation really can't be judged by common sense.
Although Qi Niang was the first Oiran in Lanting more than ten years ago, it was more than ten years ago after all, as the saying goes, time is a pig-killing knife, purple grapes, black fungus, and soft bananas.
Just when I was feeling that creation made people and time passed, I felt a hand poking my waist and eyes, and when I turned around, I saw Xu Xiangjun blinking her charming eyes and looking at my red lips. "What are you babbling about? What is purple grapes, black fungus, and soft bananas? ”
"Did I say that?" Duan Shaojun was taken aback, he was obviously just thinking, but he didn't speak, don't say that this female goblin who can eliminate souls and bones understands his heart or a special function such as mind reading?
"Of course, do you think I can hear you?" Xu Xiangjun glanced at Duan Shaojun angrily and said lightly.
"Oh...... No wonder. In fact, this is very simple, that is, time is the most irresistible thing in the world, no matter what it is, it seems so fragile in front of time. Fruit is even more obvious, and you have to leave a plate of picked fruit for a month to see such a change. For example, grapes, fungus, bananas, etc. ”
Xu Xiangjun glared at Duan Shaojun. "Don't talk nonsense, how can fungus be considered a fruit?" (To be continued......)