Chapter One Thousand and Eight

Especially considering the scene of those dense rain, bricks weighing ten catties falling from the two-zhang high city wall, Chen Zhonglang really didn't know who would be unscathed. Anyway, Chen Zhonglang will feel that even if he wears the Mingguang heavy armor, he will definitely be smashed into a concussion, or there will be a fracture somewhere.

"Lord Duan, our Yunzhou City obviously has some fire oil in storage, why did you personally order that it should not be used, and why is this?" Fang Lang next to him couldn't help but also open his mouth to explain.

Duan Shaojun cleared his throat and glanced at the Fang Lang general. "That's because I don't think there's a need for that, the oil stuff is already dangerous, and if you're not careful, it's easy to get hurt by mistake, so I decided to keep only a small amount for attacking and burning the Qihu siege equipment, and it's better to store the rest first. But don't worry, I've found a better alternative......"

"What's that? Can it be better than kerosene? General Chen Zhonglang and General Fang Lang couldn't help but look at each other. And Li Xuan was observing Duan Shaojun's expression, hmm...... After seeing Duan Shaojun's extremely sinister smile, His Royal Highness King Jin had already come to a very important conclusion in his heart, this alternative product is definitely not a good thing.

"Presumably you should all know that since the official served as the commander of Yunzhou, he has been advocating to build our Yunzhou City into a clean and tidy excellent state city, right?" Seeing the faces of these guys who were eager for their answers, Duan Dagongzi cleared his throat and stood up and said proudly.

"Sure enough, here we ...... again" Li Xuan raised his hand to cover his forehead with a black line, he knew that whenever Brother Shaojun wanted to show off something, he would always talk about the idea or cause first, and then tell a lot of useful and useless nonsense in detail.

Li Xuan is familiar with Duan Shaojun's routines, but there are always those who are not familiar with this brother's routines, such as that Duan Shoujian, at this moment, this Duan Lieutenant looked at Duan Shaojun with a confused expression, and couldn't help but speak. "I said, Master Duan, what are you talking about?"

“…… What should I say? I'm not just about to tell you that there are some things that work better than kerosene, so I've sealed up the dangerous stuff of kerosene, because I've found a more suitable substitute for it. Duan Shaojun turned his face unhappily and looked at Captain Duan and said.

"What the hell is that thing? Can you tell us directly? Duan Shoujian didn't seem to understand how strong Duan Gongzi's impulse and desire to show off was, and what he was thinking about was hoping to get an answer directly.

Duan Shaojun finally looked at Duan Shoujian who was sitting beside General Lang not far away again, Chi Guoguo's provocation, right? Since this is the case, it is no wonder that this son is the son.

Seeing that Duan Dagongzi looked at himself with an unkind expression, and those Yunzhou officials, and even his uncle, one or two, all looked like you deserved to be unlucky.

"It seems that Captain Duan really doesn't understand, since that's the case, then I naturally need to explain it to you. Does it work for light to tell you what it is? Maybe you think it's useful, but the official thinks it's not going to be useful, so when he speaks, he always likes to start from the beginning, so that you will feel that things are like this, and this thing is actually used for such purposes......"

"Sure enough......" Xu Youjun raised his hand and covered his face, at this moment, he really had a sense of bitterness that he was tired and didn't love.

"Your Highness's nephew is too much, isn't he? Cai Jin laughed quietly with schadenfreude, and then listened with great interest, being idle anyway.

Although Duan Dagongzi talks a lot of nonsense, the language is lively and lively, and it integrates edutainment, education and entertainment. But the problem is that Duan Shou is thrifty and hard, well, quite hard, I feel as if my life has been turned upside down.

In other words, Lord Duan stood in front of him, jumping up and down, spitting and stargazing, which made his head bruise, but the other people all had an expression of drinking tea and watching the play with relish, which made Duan Shoujian tired and didn't like it.

How can this be, isn't it just for you to say my name directly? For the sake of the gods, for the sake of the gods, you want to do this to me?! Duan Shoujian's eyes were moist.

Fortunately, at this moment, Duan Dagongzi has extended from the explanation of public health to the level of personal hygiene morality, and in the end, he has wonderfully led the topic to the construction of public toilets in Yunzhou.

So people are polluted in an instant, no, they are polluted. One by one, they looked at Duan Dagongzi with a black line on their faces, and said in their hearts, what do you mean by the early morning, everyone is coming to your house, and you haven't even had time to eat breakfast, are you worried that your rice bowl has no food, so you are going to make everyone have no appetite for a day.

"Brother Shaojun, we all know that you have played a great role in the construction of Yunzhou, but now is not the time to discuss these issues, just tell me what the thing you prepared can be. Hurry up, everyone hasn't had breakfast yet. As an excellent rice expert, His Royal Highness King Li quickly opened his mouth to stop the endless nonsense of Duan Dagongzi, and hurriedly reminded.

Okay, Duan Dagongzi had no choice but to ask Xu Zheng and them to hurry up and send breakfast over, Duan Dagongzi had already eaten, but it was still okay to accompany these guests to drink some millet porridge.

Seeing these guys drinking fragrant millet porridge and pickles, Duan Dagongzi couldn't help but roll his eyes, this guy really thinks of himself as a canteen, right, he comes to eat at both ends in three days.

"Brother Shaojun, you continue to get down to business, let's listen to you while eating." Li Xuan's goods are worthy of being a professional in rubbing rice, at least this sound not only reminded Duan Dagongzi to continue to carry it forward, but also did not affect himself and others to enjoy the food, in addition to the millet porridge that had been boiled for a long time, there were also fried small dried fish, as well as pickles, and even preserved fruits, all of them were smiling.

"Didn't I get to the point, don't you know what it is?" Duan Shaojun looked at Li Xuandao with a shocked expression.

Over there, General Chen Zhonglang, who had just finished drinking a bowl of millet porridge, raised his hand with some unspeakable addiction. "Could it be that Lord Duan, you mean the golden juice?"

"Golden juice? What the hell? All the civil officials looked at General Chen Zhonglang with a bowl with a confused expression.

"Uh......" Chen Zhonglang will see the expressions of these guys, and then look at the porridge bowl that is full in front of him. It's better to ask Lord Duan to explain, I haven't finished this porridge yet. ”

"Forget it, I'll talk about it when you're done eating......" Duan Dagongzi rolled his eyes weakly and said.

"Why, isn't it convenient to say now?" Li Xuan asked very persistently.

Duan Shaojun squinted the corner of his eyes and looked at Li Xuandao. "Believe it or not, you don't want to eat anything today after that."

“…… That's good, brother is slow, wait for the little brother to eat and drink first. As soon as he heard this, Li Xuan hurriedly picked up the porridge bowl and vaguely stated while drinking.

Soon, everyone sped up, and finally filled their stomachs without letting Duan Shaojun wait impatiently. At this time, Duan Shaojun said slowly: "Everyone, you must know that outside Yunzhou City, there are mostly plains and few mountains, and even if there are, there are few trees, right?" ”

"It's nature, hey, why did you tell me what kind of golden juice it was, why did you talk about the trees again?" Li Xuan looked at Duan Shaojun with some confusion.

"Golden juice, it's the thing that you have stirred and mixed with your urine, this explanation, His Royal Highness King Jin, are you satisfied?" Duan Shaojun raised the corners of his mouth evilly, raised his eyebrows at Li Xuan, and said.

Li Xuan was stunned in an instant, and felt that his inside, oh, the cake seller, and even the things he had just eaten showed signs of churning. The other civil servants were no better, one or two with pale faces. No way, the more thoughtful and literate people are, the richer and more real their imagination will be.

"Stop! Brother, you said it, little brother, I already know what that thing is. Li Xuan took a big breath of fresh air, and suddenly felt the deep, full of malice in this world.

"Look, I'll just say it......" Duan Dagongzi admired the miserable white faces of the civil servants with a look of schadenfreude, just like a group of small patients with hemorrhoids bursting.

"The gold juice is not unused in Shuozhou, but this thing, the use is not very large, the important thing is that boiling the gold juice to pour the enemy and injure the enemy consumes a lot of fuel." Duan Shoujian glanced at those civil officials, cleared his throat and discussed with Duan Shaojun seriously, well, the main thing is that he was sprayed with saliva by Duan Dagongzi just now, even if he didn't dare to retaliate, he had to question this guy anyway.