Chapter 606: Gossip, Shocking Gossip!
The old man thought about it for a while and nodded. "The prince is reasonable, every time the grassland is chaotic, it is the time when the kings fight, and who can get the help of the Southern Dynasty, the trend of the Dingding grassland, should occupy ninety. When my grassland calms down and divides, recuperates and recuperates, and then peeps at the opportunity, if the Tang Dynasty is chaotic, the day when hundreds of thousands of people who control the strings of our grassland go south to herd horses will be just around the corner......"
"Yes, the horse stepping on the Central Plains is the lifelong ambition of this king...... Tukun clenched his fists, and his eyes were full of scorching brilliance.
Duan Shaojun leaned comfortably on the soft couch next to the iron stove, picked up the teapot and filled his teacup with a cup of fragrant black tea, his eyes swept away, and he saw Xuan Zhendao who was lying on the couch with a look of life and death, and his eyes were constantly drilling under his tightly closed eyelids.
I couldn't help but roll my eyes helplessly and smiled: "Don't pretend, Tukun's people have already left, and those guards have already gone to rest." ”
After listening to Duan Shaojun's eyes, Xuanzhen Dao Chang, who originally looked like he was going to burr at any time, rolled his eyelids, sat up, and saw that there was no one in the tent, and finally took a breath of air, stretched out his hand and moved, then lazily leaned on the other side of the stove, picked up the teacup in front of Duan Shaojun and poured a big sip: "Mother, Daoist, I didn't mess up this time, right?" ”
"I said, which play are you playing? made the Tukun and the old man look like they were lost and depressed, and they didn't want to play with themselves. Duan Shaojun looked helplessly at the cheeky cow nose that drained his teacup, and reluctantly brought another teacup to fill it again, and asked while tasting it slowly.
"What do you mean by self-spraying?" Xuan Zhen Dao Chang drank a cup of tea, Xuan Zhen Dao Chang smashed his mouth, although this tea tastes good, but after all, how can there be good wine and wine. I was also very curious about the new nouns that Duan Shaojun blurted out.
"You bite the side of your tongue and spit blood in your mouth, isn't this called self-spraying, can you still call it ****?" Duan Shaojun looked at the old rascal with disdain.
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"Yo ho, your kid's tricks are really sharp enough, Dao Ye, I haven't opened my mouth since I pretended to be unconscious, how did you find out?" Daoist Xuan Zhen asked curiously.
Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes speechlessly. "Don't you notice that you speak with a big tongue now? In addition, if the blood you just sprayed did not come from your mouth, unless you tried your best to cut off your heart, otherwise, how could you spray so heartily. ”
Xuan Zhen Dao Chang was right when he thought about it, and nodded thoughtfully. "Your kid has seen a lot of doctors, and it's really a bit of a ghost, but then again, in order to cooperate with your kid's strategy, I have taken great pains, do you think it should mean ......" said as he said, and Chong Duan Shaojun, who was squeezing his eyebrows, rubbed his fingers.
"Well, naturally, you can, but you have to go through the ghost tricks you played today, otherwise, this means, it's not very embarrassing." Duan Shaojun smiled, picked up the teacup and saluted the cheeky old cow who reached out for money.
"Damn, Master Dao, I knew that your kid would really not be so happy, but it doesn't hurt to tell you. But it's too girly to drink this thing, how can you drink so happily. ”
Duan Shaojun glared at this old rascal who didn't choose to say anything, or deliberately hurt himself to show revenge, and asked Qi Da to get the altar wine. After a lot of effort, a jar of grapes from the Western Regions given by the prince of Tukun was put aside by the side of the Xuanzhen Daoist.
This old guy told the story while sipping a little wine. "At first, fooling that kid Tukun was just a trick, making him feel that he saw a very powerful wolf shadow squatting behind his ass, making him think that it was the projection of the wolf god in their Qihu barbarian's mind, and that was it......" As he spoke, Daoist Xuan Zhen reached into his arms and took out a paper cut with his fingers.
Duan Shaojun took it and took a look, damn, it's really, it's a little decently cut. "The shadow reflected in a mere paper-cut, if he is not a wolf or a dog, how can he believe that it is the God of Wolves?"
"Of course, you have to use some means, such as the ** technique......" Xuan Zhen Dao Chief had an unfathomable expression.
"Well, isn't it the method of hypnosis, first trying to fool him, and then he inadvertently hypnotizes him, making him feel that he can see the real Sirius God, right? Alright, don't show me off, hurry on. Duan Shaojun understood what was going on after a little thought. **Technique, that thing is, but this old thing is also considered to be the best use of things, cut out the figure of the animal with paper-cutting, and use hypnosis to slightly hypnotize Tukun, and the two compartments cooperated, and naturally fooled the feudal superstitious Qihu prince seriously.
When the old guy heard Duan Shaojun's words, he couldn't help but widen his eyes, and looked at Duan Shaojun for a long time, looking like he had seen a ghost.
"You don't need to look, I'm so handsome." Duan Shaojun shook his head coquettishly. "Hurry up, if you have something to say, let it go if you have a fart."
"How did you kid grow up, you even know the foundation of the ** technique." Xuan Zhen Dao said helplessly. Damn, it seems that this kid knows everything, alas, it's really difficult to fool this kid.
However, Xuan and Xuanzhen Dao Chang lifted his spirits again, took a sip of tea, and said complacently: "Don't think that Dao Ye I only know how to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble, during this time, Dao Ye and I sacrificed a lot of hue there, so I heard such a news." ”
"Do you have that hue thing? Okay, okay, you've got it, right? Tell me, what did you hear? ”
"The news is that the prince of Tukun is actually not the son of Qihu Khan." Xuan Zhen Dao Chief's words made Duan Shaojun jump in shock.
"Holy! You're not bluffing me, are you? Duan Shaojun was really surprised, such insider gossip was absolutely amazing, too appalling.
"If this news is false, Dao Ye, did I dare to say that I changed my life against the sky? If it's fake, then why didn't the Tukun barbarian get angry and arrest Dao Ye and me? Daoist Xuan Zhen smiled proudly and pointed to the tip of his nose.
These words really made Duan Shaojun speechless, recalling the scene just now, Duan Shaojun, who had woken up, gasped. I finally understood what the fierce light in the eyes of the old man was when the Xuanzhen Dao Master fell, there was a murderous aura, a strong murderous aura.
In other words, the fleeting fierce light represents the murderous intent of the old man.
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With the explanation of Xuan Zhen Dao Chang, Duan Shaojun only then understood the origin of the matter, according to this old man, one day he drank too much and went to the sauna to take a steaming bath. The fog was so thick that no one could see anyone, and no one knew if there was anyone inside.
As a result, there was a private exchange between the two Qihu nobles, which happened to be listened to by this Xuanzhen Taoist who went into the sauna with his bare buttocks. At first, Daoist Xuan Zhen was also quite surprised, but after thinking about it, he thought it was just gossip rumored by the wind, but this old man really left his thoughts.
Whenever I go to the bathhouse, I always pay attention to all kinds of rumors, and I really hear a lot about the secrets of the Nachihu royal family, and this prince of Tukun is said to be the son of the old man.
And the sister who fits the old man married the Khan, and also conceived a child, only one month younger than the son who fit the old man. But as a result, when she married Khan's sister and gave birth to a child, she unfortunately had a difficult birth, and her sister was saved, but the child was gone.
And the old man was afraid that his sister would suffer if he had no children, so he gritted his teeth and pretended to be his sister's son who had just gotten in middle age, and lied that his child died of illness.
Duan Shaojun smashed his mouth, he really didn't know what to say, I have to say, judging from today's performance of Tukun and the old master, this matter is true. If it weren't true, it would fit the insidious character of the old man, how could he kill on the spot.
It's a pity that there is no leaky wall in this world, perhaps, the Khan also heard some rumors, and the second son was too maverick, so he simply threw him to this place, just don't look at it.
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