Chapter 187: Don't thank me if your mother is pregnant
After hearing this, Ximen Dongliang also felt that it was true. "The virtuous brother is polite, alas, he has been lingering for his brother for too long, although the exit can be written, but it has never been a work of moaning without disease, how can it attract the attention of a woman like Zhi Niang."
Hearing this, Li Xuan couldn't help but move his butt backwards, in Li Xuan's eyes, his daughter's family loves talent, and men love pretty, this is the right reason, but after he came to this place south of the Yangtze River to see his uncle, his aesthetic taste was distorted.
The son of the county guard in front of him, Brother Ximen, who is known as a veteran of the flower bush, actually grew up with a dark complexion and a waist like a bucket, one of them; Xu Qianxun, who has a good appearance and looks like Xu Qianxun, has a heavier taste, and he actually likes the bustard in the green building. And it is also an old bustard that looks over forty years old and nearly twice its age.
made Li Xuandu a little suspicious that there was a problem with his past aesthetics, and now the land south of the Yangtze River is ugly and fat is beautiful?
Not to mention that Li Xuan was thinking a lot there, Duan Shaojun poured himself another glass of wine, smashed his mouth and said. "Brother, do you know what kind of preferences that Wei Chi Niang has?"
Ximen Dongliang looked at Duan Shaojun stupidly, and then shook his head a little embarrassed. "I haven't inquired about this brother."
"You didn't even find out what the other party liked, so you wanted to soak her?" Duan Shaojun was so angry that he almost put the wine jug he had just put down on the door of his head. "Brother Tai, the art of war is cloudy, you know the other side, you can win a hundred battles, you don't even know the likes and dislikes of the other party, you have to go there recklessly......"
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Simon Dongliang wrinkled his face and picked up the wine jug, and directly poured a third of it. "Why don't I drink more with her?"
"Please, you're looking for a daughter-in-law. It's not for you to find a fox friend at the wine table...... Not...... We are dear friends with you. Fang would say something like that. Duan Shaojun almost got himself in.
"But I couldn't even talk to her. How do I know what she likes? Ximen Dongliang said with a look of annoyance.
ββ¦β¦ Can't you ask your sister, ask your mother? Duan Shaojun almost despaired, did this buddy have three cubic centimeters left in his brain, could it be said that he was still overestimating?
"Ahh Yes, my mother, she must know, thank you for the guidance of the virtuous brother, and ...... for the brother" Ximen Dongliang's eyes were full of golden light, and he laughed wildly three times before lifting the curtain and leaving directly. Run away.
"Holy! Brother, you haven't opened the money yet! Duan Shaojun reacted and was furious, and shouted outside the restaurant, but unfortunately the pillars of Ximen had already carried a long way of smoke and dust.
Duan Shaojun, as a person who arrived at this Lanting Pavilion earlier than Li Xuan, is naturally half a master, so he can't let Li Xuan, a guest, pay out of pocket, right? Besides, in the future, I will have to touch the light of His Royal Highness the King of Jin to get what kind of Chinese patent medicine.
In desperation, I could only pay out of my own pocket with a bag of tears, while secretly being ruthless in my heart, next time my brother will not eat your Ximen Dongliang and swear not to be a person.
In the afternoon, the cheeky Ximen Dongliang came back. However, his expression was not righteous, but as if he had just been shot of chicken blood.
"Yo. When Brother Tai ran a single, he not only had a majestic posture, but also a superior speed, why was this so sluggish, could it be that he was caught? Duan Shaojun, who had just finished seeing the patient, walked out of the consultation room and drank tea and bragged with Li Xuan, couldn't help but sarcastically.
"Brother Xian Hugh is talking nonsense, my brother was too eager at the time, and I wanted to go back to the house to ask my mother about the big thing, it's a big deal to ask you to rub it next time, even if I let my brother take the money first." Ximen Dongliang smiled embarrassedly, and hurriedly served tea to Duan Shaojun and Li Xuanman to apologize.
After inquiring, I found out why Ximen Dongliang was so depressed, mainly because this lady of Wei Chi had a strange taste, and she didn't like the handsome and dashing boy with a lot of money.
In the Jiangmen family, her favorite object should be a man who can lift the crown (Ximen Dongliang raised his hand excitedly), pull out the mountain and cover the world (Ximen Dongliang raised his hand excitedly again), and it is best to be a hero who can fight on the battlefield and serve the country (Ximen Dongliang, who has never even been out of Lanting County, can only languish).
"Alas, I once told my mother that my husband has not succeeded, so why should I be at home, but my mother did not allow me to enter the martial arts, and said that as long as I dare to go, she will break my legs......" Ximen Dongliang said with a resentful face. The kind of heroic character that Wei Chi Niangzi likes is exactly what he is eager to do, but he has been blocked by his own wife.
"Then you must have gone to see your fiancΓ©e again, right?" Duan Shaojun touched his chin and asked very gossipy.
"Brother Xian is really smart, I guessed right, yes, I did go to see her, and I had the courage to confide in her my distress, alas...... As a result, she actually thinks that I am so old, and I still listen to my mother's words so much, without the slightest manhood, grandma's, I am really about to suffocate me. Tell me, brother, what should I do? β
Duan Shaojun grinned, the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is the most difficult problem in the world to solve, and Qing officials don't dare to break it, let alone themselves. "I can't help you with this, but brother, what are you afraid of, the two of you are engaged, do she dare to regret the marriage?"
"But......" Ximen Dongliang scratched his ears and cheeks for a long time before he was a little twisted. But I don't want her to look down on me, but I don't want my mother to be angry. β
Li Xuan, who was next to "It's so difficult to choose ......", seemed to have a strong sense of substitution, and felt that if he stood in the perspective of the pillars of the West Gate, he would be really in a dilemma.
Duan Shaojun looked at these two guys who seemed to be in a dilemma, and almost laughed out loud, Ximen Dongliang was worried about his mother-in-law, you Li Xuan's fart matter, you kid is also a prince anyway, why are you so out of tune.
"Since the matter can't be solved for a while, then you can't be in a hurry, anyway, brother, you're not very old, what's the hurry?" Duan Shaojun lazily persuaded angrily.
"No, you have to be in a hurry, Zhiniang is half a year older than me, if it drags on, I won't do it in the Chi family." Simon Dongliang scratched his head vigorously, and he almost scratched his tied bun into a chicken coop.
Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be stunned. "Isn't it? It stands to reason that a woman has to get married at seventeen, and the lady is already nineteen and a half years old and has not yet married, so why doesn't the court care? β
Duan Shaojun's words were exchanged for the neat eyes of Ximen Dongliang and Li Xuan. After knowing that Duan Shaojun is a mountain field, it is understandable that he does not understand the law of marriage, Ximen Dongliang patiently explained. "Virtuous brother don't make trouble, that is to say that the person who has not decided to marry, besides, a man needs to be over twenty years old before he can be married. I have already kissed Zhi Niang, and although she is older than me, she still needs to wait for me to be crowned before they can get married. β
Duan Shaojun suddenly realized, originally there was such a way here, think about it, the country even cares about marriage, but it can't make people angry, like this, if you already have family affairs, you can naturally relax.
"Isn't your mother pregnant? If you give birth to a big fat boy to Simon's family again, then your desire to go to the battlefield may come true. Duan Shaojun's eyes rolled and whispered in the ear of Ximen Dongliang.
"Oh, why didn't I think that, yes, if my mother gave me another brother, wouldn't the younger brother be the only son of the Simon family? In this way, you can go out and make achievements, wahahaha...... Thank you, brother, thank you, otherwise, I really don't know how many years and months it will take for my brother to fulfill his wishes. β
"Brother, you don't need to laugh so exaggeratedly, do you? Besides, the little brother is just giving you a suggestion, and it's easy to misunderstand if you thank you so much. Duan Shaojun looked at this brother who was like a nerve, and many of them were helpless.
At this moment, he saw the senior brother Jianyin revealing his figure from behind the curtain, and beckoned to himself, Duan Shaojun took advantage of the situation to leave the demonic Ximen Dongliang and Li Xuan, who was stunned by the black line next to him, and walked towards the backyard. "Big brother, what's the matter?"
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"It's not me who called you, it's Shizun and Ximen County Guards looking for you, go quickly, you have to behave well......" Senior Brother Jianyin said in his thin voice. The tone is gentle, and the eyes are full of encouragement.
This made Duan Shaojun more and more confused, but after the senior brother greeted him, he had already lifted the curtain and went to the front yard, and he couldn't catch up with him if he wanted to.
Obviously, I just met those two in the morning, and now why are you calling yourself to do it, and the senior brother still lets himself behave well, what is he doing? Could it be that his master saw that he and Ximen Chuchu often hooked up with each other, so he was blessed with wisdom and wisdom and proposed to Ximen Zhongxiong for himself?
Yes, this morning, Mrs. Simon's words, both openly and secretly, seemed to want to prove to herself that she and her daughter liked each other.
If it were someone else, this Ximen official who was inexplicably hostile to himself might not agree, but who was his master, the dignified prince, the younger brother of the Son of Heaven, the great benefactor who turned the tide and saved tens of thousands of people in Lanting County, if he wanted to propose to himself, he would change himself to the position of the Ximen official, would he not agree?
Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be overjoyed, could it be said that his journey as a boy in a different time and space would become a thing of the past in a short period of time?
Duan Shaojun walked into the room, and saw the two elders who were kind and kind, nodding at him, and smiling earnestly, he was overjoyed, he really guessed it, and he didn't think about it, so he lifted his front placket and bowed, and saluted respectfully to Ximen Zhongxiong. said: "Father-in-law is above, please be worshiped by my son-in-law." β
"What?!" Ximen Zhongxiong's originally smiling face suddenly changed, and he jumped up in shock, ouch, injured his leg and couldn't use force, and fell directly to the side, fortunately, the abbot of the dream was able to reach out and hold it.
"Scoundrel, what are you doing here?!" The abbot of the dream was also shocked, this kid was crazy, how could he be okay just now, but he was so out of tune as soon as he came in in a blink of an eye. (To be continued......)