Chapter 14: Beauty, Are You Eating My Tofu......
"If you talk about others, aren't you afraid that your father will know?" Ximen Chuchu took a sip of sweet green ant wine and said angrily.
"Good sister, our brother and sister are now dependent on each other, you can't watch your brother being poisoned by your father, right?" As soon as Ximen Dongliang heard this, his originally heroic expression instantly became impotent, and his hairy beard and face wrinkled like a bitter gourd with black hair.
"Hmph, if you dare to gamble again, I must tell Daddy." Ximen Chuchu let out a long sigh, and then his pretty face became very serious, and he raised a cute finger and pointed at the tip of Ximen Dongliang's nose word by word.
"Cheng, if you want to gamble again for my brother, you will cut off my hand, and if I want to frown, I will not be surnamed Xi." Brother Beast Guigui was overjoyed, rolled up his sleeves and swore to reveal the arm that was about to catch up with the thickness of someone else's thigh.
"Your surname is Simon, not your surname is Xi! How many times have I said it, oh my God, how can I have such a brother as you......" Ximen Chuchu covered his forehead with a desperate look, feeling sad that he had such a low IQ brother who didn't even know his surname.
"Good, good, Simon. You said that my father is too, what is the surname is not good, you have to be surnamed Ximen, a few days ago I went out to walk around, I heard someone called Ximen, I answered the call and ran over, but others said that they wanted to go to Ximen to shop......"
Duan Shaojun's wine in his mouth almost sprayed on the dish, and it took a while to come back to his senses, seeing Ximen Chuchuqiao's face flushed and embarrassed and angry, Duan Shaojun felt the same way, it was really unfortunate to have such a brother.
Before Duan Shaojun could finish sighing, Brother Beast's big copper bell eyes fell on Duan Shaojun's body, and his big hand slapped on Duan Shaojun's shoulder. "Today's feelings, my Ximen Dongliang has written it down, if there is anything to do with my brother in the future, even if you come to me and stick a knife for my brother, I Ximen Dongliang will definitely not blink."
"......" Duan Shaojun looked at the wine cup that was shocked on the placket by the strong King Kong hand of the pillar of Ximen with a black line, it is true, there is no way to send it if there is fire, the important thing is that it can't beat this goods.
Brother Beast finished pouring one in one gulp, and still picked up the wine jug and poured it directly into his mouth. "By the way, Brother Duan, who are you, why did you walk with my sister?"
"I don't know who I am, I stayed in the mountains with the master since I was a child, until a few days ago, when the master floated away and told me that I could go down the mountain, and I came out of the deep mountains." Duan Shaojun let out a long sigh and said rather depressedly.
"Originally, Brother Duan was actually a disciple of a hidden master?" Brother Beast couldn't help but light up in his eyes. "I really need to ask for advice."
"Ask for what?" Duan Shaojun asked with a puzzled expression.
"None of the hidden masters are good at their peers, you must have learned a lot from your master, right? I don't know when Brother Duan will have time to practice with his brother. Brother Beast grinded his fists and said with a look of impatience.
"......" Duan Shaojun stared at this thing blankly, could he have read too many martial arts novels? As soon as he said that he was a master in the world, he thought that he was the kind of cow who had great skills.
Seeing Duan Shaojun's embarrassment, Ximen Chuchu couldn't help but smile, and then made a pretty face at Brother Beast. "Duan Gongzi doesn't know martial arts, brother, you are not allowed to come blindly, if you hurt someone, I won't follow."
"Wouldn't it? The apprentice taught by the hidden master, can't even I beat it? Brother Beast looked at Duan Shaojun with an expression of disbelief. Sister, look at his appearance, how do I think this guy is very hidden. ”
Deep your sister, show your sister, this guy shouldn't be so developed that even the inside of his head is stuffed with muscles, right? However, in order to prevent the beast brother from going crazy, Duan Shaojun had to explain with a dry smile. "My master has always been based on kindness, so what taught me was not the ability to kill people, but the ability to heal and save people."
"You're a healer, too? Is it in the same group as the old bald donkey in the Hidden Dragon Temple? Brother Beast's eyes widened.
"The master below is a Taoist, not a bald donkey!" Duan Shaojun's eyes darkened, and he was angry, what does this girl mean, is she really stupid or pretending to be stupid.
"If you are a Taoist priest, why are you wearing the clothes of a bald donkey? It's silly to be a buddy. Brother Beast glared at Duan Shaojun with disdain, as if he thought that Duan Shaojun was insulting his little intelligence.
"It's just that when I came out of the deep mountains, my clothes were already torn, so I borrowed this clothes from the great monk of dreams." Duan Shaojun explained helplessly.
"Brother, why do you say such bad things about Uncle Monk, be careful I tell Uncle Monk and let him beat you." Ximen Chuchu was unhappy, glared at a pair of bright eyes and said angrily.
"Is it too little for the old bald donkey to beat me?" Brother Beast said with a sad and indignant face. "I haven't been beaten when I go back to the Hidden Dragon Temple."
"Isn't it? The old fellow, though a little sinister, seemed to prefer to convince people with virtue. Duan Shaojun couldn't help but be stunned, could it be that this beast brother had done something unsightly in the temple, so that he let the old guy who dreamed of him beat him once.
“…… What can there be, isn't there a time of internal urgency, I didn't find the ground for a while, and I was in the Daxiong Treasure Hall...... Alas, we were only teenagers at that time, and we knew a fart, but as a result, the old bald donkey was cautious, and when he saw me once, he found an excuse to beat me once, grandma's, the old guy looked at the dry monkey, but he couldn't beat him every time. Brother Beast said with a depressed look on his face, rubbing his long beard.
Duan Shaojun touched his face and was speechless, whether this guy has a problem with his IQ or a problem with his brain, even if you are in a hurry, you can't run to the Daxiong Treasure Palace, damn, I felt a little disgusting when I thought that I had specially gone to the Daxiong Treasure Hall to worship in order to thank the monk for saving his life, and he also kindly touched every pillar in the Daxiong Treasure Hall.
"Shame or not, you're embarrassed to say it." Ximen Chuchu covered his face, well, I think I must be very ashamed to have such a heartless brother.
"Okay, okay, don't talk about those unhappy things, by the way, brother, since you know how to heal, wait for tomorrow, how about we go and smash the old bald donkey's yard together and rob his business?" Brother Beast Gui waved his hand absently, his eyes were ghostly and reverent, and Chong Duan Shaojun lowered his voice.
“…… I apologize and do not want to miss arms and legs under the bottom. Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes, what does this guy mean, he can't beat that old guy, he actually wants such a dirty idea. You can really be beaten, but our little arms and legs, if you take a beating, it will be fatal, besides, you deserve it, so you won't get involved with the old thief who is not a good bird.
"Afraid of Mao, you should be the more frustrated and braver, virtuous brother, should you put on a robe, just want to betray the master and join the monk, right?" Brother Beast pursed his lips, and his big black hand on the back of his hand picked up the wine jug and poured a big gulp of displeasure.
“…… I haven't bought this dress yet, so shouldn't we say goodbye first? Duan Shaojun decided not to continue to talk to the person who lacked heart, otherwise he would be able to suffocate himself to death.
"Okay, I'll take you." Ximen Chuchu also looked a little unbearable, so he quickly stood up and glared at his brother who was still unconscious.
"Don't, wait for me, my brother is so idle, just go shopping." Brother Beast, a character who is so idle that he hurts, didn't let go of Duan Shaojun at all, and he had to follow.
"No, you should go home quickly, although my father and mother are not here, but my father said that I want to supervise you and don't allow you to come nonsense, did you hear that? Let's go ...... Xiangxiang" Ximen Chuchu picked up the style of being the master of the house, glared at the beast brother, and walked towards the door with Duan Shaojun in his hand, as if he was afraid that the beast brother would catch up.
"Chu Chu, you can eat my tofu, but why do you call me Xunxiang? Could it be to find a justifiable reason to eat handsome guy's tofu for himself. Being led by Ximen Chuchu's warm and soft slender hand to the outside of the Lanting Restaurant, Duan Shaojun was a little embarrassed.