The sixty-fifth outing
On the outskirts of Chaisang, the two groups of Lu Ren and Sun Shangxiang stood against each other.
Sun Shangxiang walked out first, smiled at Minchan and said, "Sister Xiu, we couldn't tell the winner last time, and today's fight will definitely be decided." ”
Mink Chan smiled and did not rush out, but glanced at Lu Ren. Lu Ren understood, took two steps and said loudly: "County Lord, please wait for a while, I have something to say." ”
Sun Shangxiang has been familiar with Lu Ren for a long time during this time, and with her big temper, she will inevitably make some harmless jokes with Lu Ren, so she said to Lu Er falsely angrily: "It's me who competes with Sister Xiu, what are you doing here?" It's none of your business here, get out of the way! ”
Lu Ren scratched his head twice and said with a smile: "The county lord just wants to compete with Ah Xiu, not to fight to the death, and there is no sword without a sword, no matter who is injured in the competition, it is not good." The county is more than okay, but it has to depend on me. ”
Sun Shangxiang said: "What's the matter? Say it! ”
Lu Ren went to the carriage and took out a large bundle of bamboo and wooden swords, sent them to Sun Shangxiang and said: "Today's competition is only allowed to use the bamboo and wood swords here, and gold and iron sharp weapons are not allowed. The county lord, please pick one out first. ”
Sun Shangxiang said dumbly: "Who wants you to be these rags!" It's like a real sword! ”
Mink Chan smiled beside her: "County Lord, you are a daughter, I don't dare to hurt you." Besides, county lord, do you really bear to hurt me? ”
Who can withstand Mink Chan's coquettishness? Not to mention that Lu Ren and Zhou Yu's bones are a little crispy, even Sun Shangxiang can't bear it, and Lu Ren is looking for an opportunity to give Zhou Yu behind Sun Shangxiang a look, Zhou Yu also opened his mouth to persuade: "County Lord, Lu Servant is right, what is even more rare is that he has the heart to prepare these wooden swords, the county lord and Mrs. Xiu use these wooden swords to compete with each other, Yu can also settle down, otherwise the county lord has something to do with Yu How to explain to Wu Guotai?" And the county lord doesn't want to really hurt Mrs. Xiu in his heart. The same is true for Mrs. Show. Instead of using real swords and real swords, both sides are afraid of hurting each other, it is better to use these wooden swords without too many scruples, and the fight can be more enjoyable. ”
Sun Shangxiang thought about it and really reasoned, so he picked out a smooth one from the wooden sword, and Diao Chan also stepped forward to pick out one. Lu Ren asked Lu Lan to put away the rest of the wooden swords and withdraw from the circle, and after Diao Chan and Sun Shangxiang exchanged a salute, they each fought in one place with a coquettish shout.
Not to mention how the two daughters fought there and how the people on both sides applauded and cheered, Lu Ren ran away and found a clean grass to lie down in the sun as soon as the second daughter started fighting. Not long after lying down, Zhou Yu came to his side and said with a smile: "Brother Lu is so comfortable, don't you go to cheer for Mrs. Xiu?" You are not afraid that you will not be on the sidelines to cheer for Mrs. Xiu. Mrs. Xiu lacks that momentum and loses to my county lord? ”
Lu Ren didn't even bother to open his eyes, and said lazily: "It's not the first time they've fought again, isn't it just like that?" Moreover, Ah Xiu told me that the county lord's martial arts are good, but one is young and weak, and the other is that she has no experience in actual combat, as long as she doesn't have any scruples about hurting the county lord, she is sure that she can defeat the county lord within a hundred moves, so I will prepare so many wooden swords for her. ”
Zhou Yu said: "Will Mrs. Xiu be too big?" The county lord has been practicing martial arts since childhood. And the true biography of his father and Bo Fu, although a little pampered, but the foot battle ......"
Lu Ren waved his hand and said, "Don't worry, Ah Xiu has also practiced martial arts since childhood." Later, with Lu Wenhou's careful guidance, coupled with the fact that she has been in the world for several years, she can be regarded as experienced in a hundred battles, and the county lord is definitely not her opponent. But don't worry, Ah Xiu said that he would take care of the county lord's face. won't let her lose too ugly, and she will do her best after a hundred moves, so that the county lord can have a good time. I said too long is not good. She told me to find a place to sleep after the fight. ”
Zhou Yu smiled dumbly and said, "So Brother Lu and Mrs. Xiu have already won the volume?" But that's fine, and it's just the right time to take this opportunity to steal half a day's leisure. ”
Lu Ren smiled casually: "The county lord is such a temper, right?" If you don't have a good time when you find an opportunity, then you won't be pestering my family Ah Xiu endlessly? Oh, but I don't know how old the county lord is this year? ”
Zhou Yu also sat down beside Lu Ren and said, "The county lord is twenty-eight years old this year. ”
Lu Ren said: "Sixteen years old? It's still a little girl. ”
Zhou Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Little girl? It's time to talk about marriage! Yu and Wu Hou's generals are now counting on Wu Guotai to find a good husband for the county lord as soon as possible and give her away as soon as possible. There is a husband in charge of the county lord, and Yu and other generals can also breathe a sigh of relief and have less trouble. Take the county lord's visit to Chaisang this time, there was no sign before and suddenly came out, Yu was really caught off guard by the county lord, if it wasn't for the fact that this kind of thing happened earlier, Yu didn't know how to place the county lord, anyway, he asked the county lord and a group of Yahuan to temporarily live in Yu's mansion, and let Jing Qiao Jing accompany him. ”
Lu Ren looked at the sky in a daze, and asked casually, "What?" The county lord often runs out? ”
Zhou Yu said: "Yes, the county lord has always been so strong and strong, Wu Hou and Wu Guotai can't control her at all, they just order everywhere to settle the county lord whenever they meet her." Fortunately, the county lord did not have any major incidents, otherwise...... Alas, I just don't know which unlucky son will be favored by the county lord. In Yu's opinion, a character who is not quite a winner really can't get into the eyes of the county lord. ”
Lu Ren said dumbly: "It seems that Zhou Yu's team was bullied very badly by Sun Shangxiang!" Then the beauty trick he came up with, pulling Liu Bei, who is old enough to be Sun Shangxiang's father, into it, is there a bit of a revenge mentality to blame it? Just think about it, Sun Shangxiang is also quite pitiful, when he received the news of Liu Bei's death, he committed suicide in Jiang, and he was in his thirties. ”
Shaking his head vigorously not to think about this, Lu Ren asked, "Don't talk about this." Gong Jin, when you came back this time, did Mrs. Zun give you something strange? ”
Zhou Yu's face immediately became quite strange, first looked Lu Ren up and down for a while, and then looked around to make sure that Zhou was near, and then approached Lu Ren and asked in a low voice: "Lu Servant, do you still have that kind of pill?" ”
Lu Ren almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood: "It's gone!" Are you good at refining those pills? When I was in Xiangyang, it took a lot of effort to collect that bottle of materials! ”
Zhou Yu sighed softly: "It's a pity! Yu has not been so happy with his wife for a long time. ”
Lu Renxin said that you should be less busy and rest more to recuperate your energy? And thinking so in his heart, he said it to Zhou Yu like this. Zhou Yu sighed again, saying that he was entrusted by Sun Ce and Sun Quan's kindness, where could and where could he dare to neglect half a point? Then again, successful people often lack children, and most of them are busy.
As soon as this kind of topic between men comes out, it is a big chat, and Lu Ren also feels that Zhou Yu definitely has a slut's heart behind his seriousness. Otherwise, how could he be so complacent because he couldn't get out of bed for Xiao Qiao? However, Lu Ren didn't dare to go too far on this kind of topic, so he changed his words and talked to Zhou Yu about some things related to water transportation by boats. When talking about it, Zhou Yu glanced at the second daughter who was still fighting, and said with a smile: "Mrs. Xiu is really extraordinary, and the county lord can't support it anymore." ”
Lu Ren said: "Then let's go back and have a look." ”
Back in the crowd watching the battle, Sun Shangxiang was already sweating, and his movements were obviously much slower. The two girls fought each other and jumped backwards with a few more swords, and Minchan gasped a few times and said with a smile: "County Lord, you are already exhausted, you lost this fight." ”
Sun Shangxiang gasped roughly: "Not yet, not yet!" ”
Minchan suddenly exerted her strength, and flew out as fast as the wind. With a bang, the wooden sword in Sun Shangxiang's hand was knocked away, and then the tip of the wooden sword was pressed against Sun Shangxiang's heart: "County Lord, you lost." ”
Sun Shangxiang's face was iron-blue, and he suddenly took a step forward, and his left chest slammed into the wooden sword and said: "If you lose, you will lose, but you can kill and not be humiliated, this time I am already dead!" ”
Minchan was stunned, and slowly withdrew the wooden sword and arched her hand to Sun Shangxiang: "The county lord is really a heroine among women, Wang Xiu is convinced!" ”
Seeing this, the people on both sides were about to speak out. Lu Ren shouted: "Ah Xiu, it's right that you won, but I was also killed by you!" ”
Everyone was stunned, turned their heads to look at Lu Ren and Zhou Yu who were walking over, and saw Zhou Yu covering his mouth and snickering. There was a bright red mark on Lu Ren's face, but it was the wooden sword that Minchan struck him in the face......
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In the early morning of the next day, Lu Ren sat in the cabin with his head sideways, and Minchan couldn't help but smile and wiped the bruises and grease for him.
"Ouch. Tap! ”
Minchan smiled: "Bear with me, it'll be fine in two days." ”
After wiping the oil, Lu Ren stroked his cheeks and said, "Ah Xiu, why do you think I'm so unlucky?" You beat yours. What is it if I take such a heavy beating? ”
Minchan said: "It's a trivial mistake to punish you, others don't know, I don't know what the hell you're doing now?" Okay, go grab a bite to eat. ”
As soon as the two of them left the door, they came to report: "My lord, madam, Sun Shangxiang, the lord of Dongwu County, is asking to see you outside the door." ”
Lu Ren glanced at Minchan and said, "What is she doing again?" Haven't had a hit yet? ”
Minchan said: "Come and be a guest, go and invite in." ”
When he arrived at the main hall, Sun Shangxiang also arrived, and Lu Ren was about to meet him, so Sun Shangxiang gave him a blank look and said, "I'm not looking for you, get out of the way!" ”
"Huh?"
Before Lu Ren could react, Sun Shangxiang had already posted it on Minchan and said, "Sister Xiu, I came to you specially today!" ”
Mink Chan said: "What is the county lord looking for me? ”
Sun Shangxiang said: "Sister Xiu, I want to worship you as a teacher, can you teach me to practice swords?" ”
Minchan and Lu Ren were dumbfounded, and Minchan paused and said, "County Lord, I'm afraid this is not very good, right?" ”
Sun Shangxiang said: "What's wrong? Sister Xiu, you are much better than those stinky men, at least better than this bastard in front of you, he is not worthy of you at all! ”
"Here we go again......"
Lu Ren was speechless, shook his head and went out, sighing: "Ah Xiu, since the county lord is interested, you can teach her a few tricks." You don't have to be a mentor or apprentice, you just have to be a sister to her. ”
Minchan was also a little helpless, so she had to respond: "Okay, okay." County Lord, let's go to the shore. ”
Sun Shangxiang said: "Sister Xiu, don't call me the county lord, just call me Shangxiang." ”
For three days in a row, Minchan was entangled by Sun Shangxiang and couldn't get out. Sometimes Lu Ren wanted to go and see, but he was blasted out of the garden by Sun Shangxiang. On the morning of the fourth day, Lu Ren was looking for someone to call the second daughter back to the hall for dinner, and the doorman led the person sent by Zhou Yu to rush in and said: "The villain has seen Lu Servant, can the county lord be here?" ”
Lu Ren said: "The county lord is practicing swords with Humble Jing. What's the matter? ”
The man took out a silk from his bosom and handed it to Lu Ren and said, "Please hand over this letter to the county lord with Lu Servant!" Wu Guo's mother is critically ill, and Wu Hou spreads messages everywhere to summon the county lord to return quickly! ”
Lu Ren was shocked, grabbed the letter and ran to the garden...... (To be continued.) )