Chapter 724: Brother, we teamed up to chop up that dead lady...
"The camp in Hebei, the flag is waving, the camp door is open, and the elite Tang soldiers are advancing and retreating...... It was the temporary presence of His Royal Highness the Lord of Lieyang County, but now His Highness still lives in Shuozhou City, and will arrive here on the wedding day three days later.
The slave is really happy for the county horse, hehehe...... To be able to marry the beautiful and gentle lord of Lieyang in such a beautiful place, your blessing is really not ordinary! …… And this camp in Henan ...... Eh...... The slave and maid of the county horse haven't finished speaking, why did you run away......"
"Virtuous brother should not be like this kind of eunuch, and he can't be angry with such a person. But then again, that tall and strong man is really ...... Neither male nor female, and his behavior is also frequent. Almu was stunned for a moment, then spun around and rode his horse to catch up with Duan Dagongzi, saw Duan Shaojun's gloomy face, laughed dryly, and put on a sad expression of empathy.
"Why does the younger brother always feel that the tone of his brother's speech seems so pleasant, as if he has just poured a big glass of sour plum juice on dog days, and he is in a good mood and has a good idea?" Duan Dagongzi squinted the corners of his eyes, looked at Almu beside him with a sad face, and viciously stroked a middle finger at this girl in his heart.
"How do you ...... How can you think so? Our brothers are also good friends, and what happened to you can only make me feel empathy, and there is no reason to rejoice in cafeude. Almu subconsciously almost missed his mouth, but finally changed his words in time, pretending to be righteous and righteous, and refuted Duan Shaojun's suspicions very righteously.
"Good brother, I can't imagine that my brother still remembers the deep friendship between us now...... In this case, the younger brother wants to ask the brother for a small matter, and I hope that the brother must agree to the little brother's small request. Duan Shaojun looked at Almu, his expression gradually changed, yes, his eyes were full of emotion.
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But the question is who is Almu, although this brother Tai lacks urgency, but he is also a rare Qihu advisor in Totuohai, seeing the strange change in Duan Shaojun's expression, Almu's first emotion was not moved, but vigilant.
"That virtuous brother, the friendship between you and my brother is naturally as vast as the prairie, but your request is ...... for a foolish person like my brother."
"Brother Tai, why did he say this, for you, Brother Tai, this matter is definitely a gesture, it can be done easily, if I have half a lie, I am willing to ......" Duan Dagongzi raised his head first, put his hand on the pergola and looked at the sky.
The sky is blue, cloudless, even if it is a distant sky, there are no dark clouds, let alone purple electricity shuttling, Duan Dagongzi swears authentically. "If the little brother I have half a lie, the sky will hit five thunders and ......"
“…… Brother Xian, you are really much smarter than my brother. Almu, whose eyes were black, looked blankly at Duan Dagongzi, who was swearing extremely seriously, and felt that the shadow area in his heart must have three hundred and sixty-one degrees and no dead ends at all.
At first, he was puzzled by Duan Shaojun's behavior. However, after hearing the oath of Duan Dagongzi, Almu directly and completely bowed to the wind, mud ma, before swearing, you still need to observe the weather conditions, and you didn't think of pinching it for Shenma at the beginning?
"Now Brother Tai can trust the sincerity of the younger brother, right?" Duan Dagongzi, who was so brazen that he didn't want it at all, and he didn't feel ashamed at all when he was all broken on the ground, said proudly.
"Please also ask the virtuous brother but it doesn't matter, if you can do it for your brother, well, I will find a way to ......" Almu grinned, feeling that he was born in a savage nation of the steppe, at least in terms of moral character, far higher than the shameless man who talked about honesty and benevolence, righteousness and faith, and the prince of heaven and earth, and did not know how many times more noble.
"Brother Tai, junior brother, I really don't like that dead eunuch, can you think of a way to kill that guy who is not a man, a woman, and a ......" Duan Dagongzi rode his horse and walked side by side with Almu, and glanced back at Gao Zhuang'er, who was still seven or eight behind the body of the horse, and his face was greased and powdered, and lowered his voice towards Almu, and said viciously.
Almu was stunned and almost suffered a heart attack and fell off his horse. His expression was so shocked that he felt like he had been hit by a chain of lightning bolts, and he lay in his heart one groove after another.
"Hyun, brother Hyun, do you know what you're talking about?" Almu wondered if he was crazy, how could he have such auditory hallucinations? Otherwise, this thing in front of me would have come up with such a ridiculously rancid idea.
"Don't you think that guy is annoying?" Duan Dagongzi said with a sinister expression. "Brother, you can't get used to that guy, I already knew about it, little brother. The younger brother also thinks that guy is extremely disgusting, so, for the peace and purity of the human world, let's work together, I will come up with the idea, brother, you do it, what's the matter? ”
"Brother Xian, don't you think it's too shameless for you to do this?" Almu felt that he had worshiped the wrong god, how could he know such a person, and in the past, he had thought that he was a good person.
"Brother Tai's words are wrong, and it is not possible to deal with shameless people with the means of a gentleman." Duan Dagongzi is righteous and authentic. "We must first make ourselves even more shameless and indecent than the other party, and then use the other party's most familiar means to defeat him, so that we can show our superiority in means and intelligence."
“…… If you don't do it, I won't do it if you kill me, although my brother is not a good person, he will definitely not be in the same boat as you in this matter. "Almu finally felt that his discipline was far more than that of the Duan Grand Prince in front of him.
"Brother Tai, why should you be like this, our two brothers are like-minded and can stand the test of battle friendship, hey...... Why run so fast? Duan Dagongzi looked at the figure of Almu leaving in a hurry, and said with regret.
"Master Junma, is there anything wrong with you, what's wrong with that Qihu barbarian who smells of sheep?" At this time, Gao Zhuang'er finally rode up on his horse, and fanned his nose with a lace-edged flower handkerchief with disgust.
"He doesn't really want me, but he really wants to you." Duan Shaojun looked at this blind dead eunuch with a black line on his face, and said angrily.
"Oops...... Jun Ma Ye, you really hate it, although the slave is now old and yellow, but not everything can be seen, just his bearded bad barbarian look...... "Gao Zhuang'er first shyly took a handkerchief to half-hide the old face of the chrysanthemum, and the white * powder kept falling with the twisting of the old folds on that face.
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Hearing such a dirty answer, it was like a steam locomotive driving dirty on the railroad tracks. Duan Shaojun was stunned for a long time as if he had been struck by lightning before he reacted, and immediately waved his horsewhip, urging the mounts under him to beat the horses and gallop away, muddy, too dirty.
"Damn, if this guy weren't on our side, I would have wanted to dig a pit and bury this guy now, so that people would be disgusted to death." Xu Zheng and the others, who also rushed up at this time, also felt furious when they heard it, and clamped the chrysanthemums one by one, looking at this dead eunuch who was neither male nor female.
"Fortunately, we have already arrived at the place, let's hurry up and persuade the son, let this dead eunuch get out of here, otherwise I will be afraid to even take a nap......" A bearded strong soldier said with a palpitating face.
"Don't worry, didn't that dead eunuch say it, he still can't look down on the kind of bad barbarian with a full beard, your appearance is even worse than Almu......" Xu Zheng is worthy of being a loyal servant of Duan Dagongzi, and he has even learned at least thirty percent of his poisonous tongue kung fu.
"But Brother Xu Qingxian, you have to be careful, tsk...... Look at your fine skin and tender meat, maybe the dead eunuch will have the same taste as you. ”
"You, you fucking Xu Zheng, I think you're tired of it, aren't you?!" Xu Qing made Xu Zheng's eyes turn blue when he said it, and he almost wanted to pull out the knife in a frenzy.
"I didn't expect Duan Xiandi's daughter-in-law, their Royal Highness the Lord of Lieyang County to be so careful and generous......" Jumping off the horse, Almu strode into the camp, looking at the tents built with linoleum felt roofs, Almu smiled with a smile on his face.
The skilled craftsmen of the Tang people did not build them, at least the tents were sturdy and ventilated, and the important thing was that drainage ditches were built outside each tent. It can completely insulate from rainwater, so that the inside of the tent can be kept dry.