Chapter 960: It's All Fart!

Xiao Feng, as the party concerned, faced Lu Shan's cold gaze, and his eyes couldn't help but show a little disdain.

Then he sneered and said, "Are you sure the general wants to do this?" ”

Lu Shan only snorted coldly when he heard this, and saw that all the guns in the field were aimed at Xiao Feng.

Looking at everyone's guns, Xiao Feng not only did not have a trace of fear, but instead sneered.

"Since the general doesn't plan to talk properly, I don't think we need to waste time here!"

"Well, let's get started!"

I saw Xiao Feng speak, and suddenly with an evil smile, he reached out and took out a glass bottle full of blue gas from his pocket.

Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but be dumbfounded for a while!

"Nima, what's going on?"

Even General Lu Shan, who was on the other side, was puzzled when he saw Xiao Feng take out a blue bottle from his body.

However, Xiao Feng's face was filled with an indescribable evil smile, looking at the blue bottle in his hand as if he was admiring a stunning beauty.

Then I only heard Xiao Feng look at General Lu Shan opposite with a playful expression and said, "General, do you know what is in this blue bottle in my hand?" ”

When Lu Shan heard this, he sneered disdainfully, and did not answer Xiao Feng's words.

It was Tang Bao, seeing Xiao Feng's evil smile and fearless appearance, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva, "What is it?" ”

No, at this moment, Jamest, who had a cold face behind the voice, suddenly said coldly, "It's Gas--bomb, and the TVX he is holding in his hand should be the latest upgraded version of the TVX called, 'Death Kiss'!" ”

“hat? Poison gas [bomb]! Aobuli couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and when he looked at Xiao Feng's eyes, he was full of disbelief.

The soldiers around them, who were still cold-looking, were all shocked when they heard the word poison gas [bullet], and even looked at Xiao Feng's eyes full of horror.

Even Tang Bao, who was standing beside Xiao Feng, was frightened and his legs were weak, and he subconsciously avoided Xiao Feng.

"it...... You lunatic, when did you bring this thing? Didn't I tell you, General Lu Shan is his own person, you are not allowed to bring it over, why don't you listen to me! ”

"You...... You...... You're so mad at me! ”

Tang Bao said, looking at General Lu Shan with an innocent face and said, "I'm sorry, General Lu Shan, I frightened you!" When I turn around, I will teach him a good lesson! ”

General Lu Shan, who originally had a disdainful face, heard that the cake full of blue gas in Xiao Feng's hand was actually filled with poisonous gas, and his face turned gloomy for a while.

However, this guy Xiao Feng, after hearing Jamester's words, said with an evil smile on his face, "Man, good eyesight!" You're right, this is exactly the latest upgraded version of TVX. Don't look at my small bottle, if it really bursts, it will be enough to destroy this manor in an instant. Because this bottle is not only filled with TVX, but also with bacteria! ”

When Xiao Feng said this, his eyes were full of indescribable evil smiles in the eyes of General Lu Shan who looked at the opposite side, "In other words, in my hand, it is actually a combination of anger and bacteria!" ”

"General Lu Shan, do you want me to open it and try its effect?"

As soon as these words came out, General Lu Shan, who was already gloomy, was even more angry, and his face turned blue.

But Xiao Feng didn't seem to see General Lu Shan's face at all, and slowly walked towards a guy with the bottle in his hand.

The guards on the opposite side couldn't help but retreat in fright when they saw Xiao Feng walking towards him.

Seeing the frightened look of the soldier opposite, Xiao Feng said with a sneer, "What are you afraid of, if the poison gas [bomb] in my hand explodes, even if you escape, you will die!" ”

"I just wanted to borrow a pistol from you, you don't need to be so nervous!"

The guy on the other side, who was still frightened, immediately reached out and took out the pistol on his waist and threw it to Xiao Feng.

"Give...... Here you go...... Go away...... Go away! ”

Xiao Feng reached out and took the pistol, and his eyes couldn't help but be full of playful smiles when he looked at him.

Then, Xiao Feng grabbed the blue bottle and turned around and walked towards Lu Shan.

"General Lu Shan, do you think we can sit down and have a good talk now!"

Facing Xiao Feng's threat, General Lu Shan's whole face was gloomy, and he snorted dissatisfiedly, "I don't think there's anything to talk about between us!" ”

"That's ......"

Xiao Feng seemed a little disappointed when he heard this.

However, at this moment, Xiao Feng, who looked disappointed, suddenly couldn't help but sneeze, and a sneeze spewed out.

Suddenly, the blue bottle in Xiao Feng's hand suddenly loosened and fell directly from his hand.

"Don't ......"

“NO……”

"Don't......"

“…………”

Everyone on both sides, even Tang Bao and Obuli on the side, couldn't help but scream in horror when they saw this scene.

Tang Bao rushed over, directly reached out and caught the blue bottle that flew down, and then hugged it in his arms.

Seeing this scene, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Especially Tang Bao, who was lying on the ground holding the bottle, seemed to have experienced life and death, and breathed a heavy sigh of relief.

"Bastard, how do you get something, what if you do fall off!"

Then I saw Tang Bao hurriedly get up from the ground and scolded Xiao Feng angrily.

It's just that what stunned everyone was that when Tang Bao spoke, he actually stuffed the blue bottle in his hand back to Xia Xiao Feng.

And once again admonished, "The paralyzed, take it, drop it again, and pick it up yourself!" ”

", I'm scared to death!"

Xiao Feng stretched out his hand and took the bottle apologetically, "Tang Shao, you can't blame me for this, you know that I have an allergic nose, I don't know if it's that disgusting guy who secretly let out a fart......"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Feng took the blue bottle and sneezed out again.

"Sneeze ......"

Nima, this sneeze sneezed, and suddenly the whole audience was messy!

For a moment, everyone's eyes were fixed on the blue bottle in Xiao Feng's hand, as if they were afraid that it would be thrown out again.

On the other side, Lu Shan, who was originally cold-faced, couldn't hold back anymore when he saw this scene, and yelled angrily at the soldiers around him with a cold face, "Get out of here!" ”

Boom!

The people who had been frightened for a long time and their legs trembled, as soon as they heard this, for a while, they suddenly ran faster than rabbits, and there was not a single one left in the blink of an eye!

And the personal guards of General Lu Shan, who were in charge of the defense, looked at the fleeing guards with envy one by one.

Looking at that look, it seemed like I wanted to escape.

Only Tang Bao, looking at the people who fled around, quietly made a grimace at Xiao Feng.

As if to say, "Brother, well done!" ”

(End of chapter)