Chapter 621: Rats are as eye-catching and coquettish as
Duan Shaojun was also stunned by the extremely strange words of this Zhenwu Mountain's shame, and looked at this old shameless man blankly. I finally understood that such a scourge left in the world is really a shame for the Tang Dynasty, a shame for China, a shame for primates, a shame for mammals, a shame for warm-blooded animals, and a shame for organic organisms......
Why did the uncle of Zhenwu Mountain fool this goods into Zhenwu Mountain, maybe it was that the old immortal elder couldn't get used to the scum of this human being, but it was not good to take action immediately to eliminate the harm for the people, so he designed to bring him into his own door first.
However, the day is not a holiday, and the old fairy also has the moment of returning to heaven, and before he has time to strangle this thing, the old fairy let him die of anger. And this scourge survived and continues to plague this beautiful world.
He lives in the Tang Dynasty, like a mouse rippling in a soup pot, eye-catching and coquettish.
Although Duan Dagongzi really wanted to pull out the meat-dissolving knife on his waist to eliminate harm for the people, considering the supernatural light skills of this old rascal, and the cheeky skin that couldn't even penetrate nuclear radiation, let alone any swords, guns, swords, halberds, and couldn't even break the oily skin.
Duan Shaojun could only shake his head and raised his middle finger at the old guy. "I really don't know where your master likes you, and he actually included you in Zhenwu Mountain, if our Tang National Master hears your words. I'm afraid I'll kill you first, and then I'll just strangle myself to death. ”
"Do you think Dao Ye and I are so easy to deal with? Jokes, just my nephew, it's not enough for me to send it with one hand. Xuan Zhendao had a proud face, as if the Tang National Master was like a monkey in the palm of the Buddha's hand in front of him, unable to make any big waves.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, what do you like. As long as you don't miss the big thing, in two days, you will have to escort the fox master to set off. Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes helplessly, confessed weakly, and then raised his hands and swayed towards the front.
“…… Huh? I said you're a kid, and you want to cheat, don't you? Master Dao, I'm working hard for you, it's good for you, don't talk about hard money, you can't even say hello, it's better now, you actually want to avoid it? Wait a minute, Master Dao......"
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In Li Youwen's tent, Duan Shaojun discussed the details with Li Youwen, but Li Youwen seemed a little absent-minded. For this kind of brain-consuming thing, it is really not her forte, and she prefers to be a good executor rather than a planner.
If you have time to spend your brains here, it is better to look at the script, but then again, the script that Duan Shaojun wrote before is in the eyes of Li Youwen, a loyal lover of the script.
Indeed, his pen power and verbal structure are stronger than many of the so-called masterpieces that Li Youwen was popular with before. Although his language is not concise, and the rhetoric used is too complicated, the dialogue lacks the taste of the times.
But it's refreshing, especially in terms of plot, which can definitely be described as exciting. This makes Li Youwen have to admire this long history, as if in this world, except for laying eggs and giving birth to children, there is nothing he can't do.
“…… That's probably it, I don't know what you think, Your Highness...... Your Highness...... Your Highness? After spending a long time spitting on Xingzi, Duan Shaojun looked up at Li Youwen, but saw that this woman was looking at him in a daze, without saying a word, and couldn't help but subconsciously greet a few times.
Li Youwen finally came back to her senses, quickly straightened her body, and asked with a confused expression. "What?"
Duan Shaojun looked at this woman with an extremely confused expression, and couldn't help but lie down in a big groove in his heart, and he said it to himself for a long time, but this woman didn't listen, and she was busy distracted.
"Your Highness, do you think those ideas of mine are feasible?" Duan Shaojun tried hard to resist the urge to roll his eyes, this woman's attitude is really disappointing, even if you are busy looking at handsome guys, you can't even forget to do business, right?
Brother is very handsome, so handsome that he wants to fall off the scum, but when you want to appreciate and score, right? Duan shook his head very coquettishly, but unfortunately his hair was all tied up on his head, and he really couldn't shake off his elegant demeanor, but he twitched like a stroke patient.
"Oh, if you think it's okay, just leave your plan at that time, and Ben Shuai will study it carefully, and then implement it." Li Youwen waved her hand very heroically and said.
"How can Your Highness give people a feeling of being distracted today, isn't there something going on?" Duan Shaojun stupidly put the stack of plans in his hand on the desk, and said angrily.
"There is really a little bit of the matter, so Tukun promised so happily, will there be fraud in it?" Li Youwen picked up the teacup with a little weakness and poured a big sip before rushing to ask.
“…… How can it be? The uncle of the Tang Dynasty National Master personally went out, and then there is my master's disciple, that is, my junior brother Jian'an, to corroborate it, is there any truth in this matter? Duan Shaojun spread his hands and said helplessly.
Li Youwen snorted and said. "That's right, well, so be it, by the way, I've already read the book you got me last time, when will you get me some more, it's boring to stay in the tent all day."
"Last time, Your Highness, didn't you say that the language of those words written below was too straightforward, and it was not as subtle as those classical Chinese?" Duan Shaojun said angrily.
Some time ago, this woman was bored, so she issued a military order and asked her to create some scripts for her.
In other words, although writing should not be Zuo Yulin's main job, the question Duan Dagongzi is also quite idle, hmm...... It's all idle and the eggs hurt. Since His Royal Highness has an order, and Duan Da has a long history, not to mention that as a person from the future, Duan Shaojun naturally will not let his talents, which have already begun to overflow, be placed on the high pavilion.
So he wrote several short stories in a row, but as a result, he was despised by this woman, saying that the words were rough and the dialogue was implicit, and the eldest prince Duan, who thought he had come up with a good product, was furious.
Make up your mind not to give this woman a word again. I don't want this woman to start talking about this matter again today, Duan Dachangshi is naturally full of resentment.
Li Youwen glanced at Duan Shaojun very dissatisfied. "I said you're a big man, aren't you stingy? Didn't you just say that there were some problems with your choice of words and sentences? ”
"It's just such a small thing, it's really hard for you to remember a big man today......"
Duan Dagongzi was suddenly not calm. "Your Highness's words are wrong, those works are my painstaking work, I thought I could get affirmation, but I don't want to be criticized by Your Highness as useless, if I don't even have this memory, wouldn't I become a heartless fool?"
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Li Youwen saw Duan Shaojun's complaining appearance, and knew what kind of temperament this guy was, and it was not okay to follow the hair.
Although Ben Shuai is not good at intrigue and trickery, he also knows that you have a big weakness. That is the arrogance in the bones of cultural people, even if you are a genius of the world, you can't plan unparalleled in your heart.
Li Youwen looked at her slender fingers with a disapproving look, and said slowly and logically. "Alas...... It seems that you should be Jiang Lang's talent. Okay, Ben Shuai knows, since you can't create, then don't force yourself, Ben Shuai might as well find a pro-soldier, listen to their lala, maybe it's more interesting than the words you wrote. ”
These words made Duan Dagongzi stunned for the first time, and when he turned around, a surging energy comparable to Pompeii Volcano began to explode in his heart, yes, Duan Dachangshi, who was talented and had a superior IQ, was stunned, and he felt that his IQ and talent had been seriously provoked by this woman.
Men must not say no, let alone be despised in front of a woman, especially when this woman is still a white rich beauty.
No matter how talented and intelligent Duan Shaojun is, he is still a normal man after all, and male hormones will always make people's IQ drop to negative values in a certain period of time, or directly rise to between two hundred and forty-nine and two hundred and fifty-one.
At this moment, Duan Dacai, like a bull provoked by a red cloth, pointed at his nose with round eyes, looked at Li Youwen, and squeezed out words between his teeth. "You say I can't create a script? You still say that my words are not as good as the usual nonsense of an ordinary pro-soldier?! ”
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