Chapter 692: Senior Brother, Please Respect Yourself!



"Senior brother, what's wrong with you? Why is your face still so ugly, could it be that you are very unhappy to hear my answer? Senior Brother Jian'an looked at Duan Shaojun with an innocent face.

"That...... Senior brother, your answer is really too unexpected, you actually like this kind of ...... I don't even know how to describe it. Duan Shaojun replied dryly, it is true, the bitter cold in Saibei, and the most cruel time is naturally the deep winter in Saibei.

The knife-like wind of cutting flesh, the temperature that made people feel like their bones were about to be frozen, and the blizzard that could make dozens or hundreds of people, or even a small tribe, disappear inexplicably.

As for the summer in Jiangnan, although people generally do not die, there are not a few who die from heat stroke. Don't look at the climate in the south of the Yangtze River seems to be gentle and gentle, but in fact, once it is summer, the breathless humidity and heat can definitely make people crazy.

Anyway, these two seasons in these two regions happen to be what Duan Dagongzi hates the most, and now the senior brother actually says that he likes it, and he is in a groove, is this the senior brother who wants to challenge his aesthetics or world view as a literary youth?

Senior Brother Jian'an explained seriously. "Because the master said that practicing Sanjiu in winter and Sanfu in summer, it is precisely because of the harsh climate that I can exercise my will and body ...... more."

“…… Okay, so what do I say, brother, now I don't bother with that damn weather, it's better to talk about some practical issues. Little girl Kira, how do you feel when you see her? Duan Shaojun waved his hand with a black line on his face, as if he wanted to wave away the pesky cowfly.

#####

"What does it feel like? That one...... I, oh no, poor monk ......" The little senior brother who was still talking about it was like being dumbfounded, grinning, looking at Duan Shaojun blankly, and after a long time, he couldn't even hold back a fart.

"Looks like you like that little girl, brother, don't you? Don't be in a hurry to shake your head and deny it, if you really don't like that girl, when you return to Totohai, I will ask someone to find a good family for her to marry, what do you think? Seeing the appearance of the little senior brother, Duan Shaojun snorted, and it seemed that he had to use a heavy hammer to sound the drum.

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, the little senior brother Jian'an's face suddenly changed greatly, and he grabbed Duan Shaojun's hand. "Senior brother, you can't do this!"

"Shhh Damn, senior brother, please respect yourself, if you don't let go, I'm going to call it indecent......" I almost let the strange power of the little senior brother Jian'an Feiren to pinch the hand bone and shatter the bone, Duan Dagongzi hurriedly screamed.

The little senior brother who woke up quickly let go of his hand, and rubbed his hands together embarrassedly and apologized. "Amitabha, I'm really sorry, junior brother, are your hands okay?"

"My good brother, can you please give me a normal reaction, hurry up, how are you going to solve the chick matter?" Duan Dagongzi grinned and shook his hands helplessly.

"I, I don't know......" The little brother looked at Xiao Kira in the distance with some dementia, and his heart was full of sadness. Yes, too young, if you are an adult, then you will naturally be able to make a choice in a very short time.

After being stunned for a long time, junior brother Jian'an turned his head, looked at Duan Shaojun, and said expectantly: "That, junior brother, I know that you have always been very resourceful, then, why don't you help me come up with an idea?" ”

“…… What ideas can I give you? Duan Shaojun looked helpless. What matters is what you think yourself? ”

"I ...... I don't know yet. However, little Kira is really pitiful, and she is also very cute, don't you think, junior brother? "Little Senior Brother Jian'an is a little nervous.

"I don't know if she's cute or not, because I don't actually know her. However, senior brother, are you ready to return to the vulgar? Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes helplessly and said angrily.

"Vulgar...... The master will definitely be angry. As soon as he thought of the master who was far away in the south of the Yangtze River, the expression of the little senior brother Jian'an, who was full of anticipation, instantly dimmed.

It's unbearable to watch, but the problem must be solved. "I don't have the best of both worlds, junior brother, but you can choose for yourself." Duan Shaojun shook his head and took a step forward, patted the little senior brother's shoulder and persuaded him.

"What am I going to choose?" The little senior brother had a stunned expression on his face.

"First, hide your name incognito, take your little Kira to wander on the grassland from now on, living a life of double accommodation and double flying. However, Zhongyuan is afraid that you can't go, you should know the temper of the master very well, the person who goes crazy and even beats himself, anyway, I can't afford to provoke the junior brother. Duan Shaojun raised his first finger.

Hearing this plan, the little brother's head shook like a splashing wave. "No, this is absolutely not possible, the master treats me like a mountain, how can I abandon him like this?"

"Well, there is another way, I am determined to devote myself to serving the Buddha for the rest of my life, cut off the seven emotions and six desires, eat vegetarian cabbage, tofu and rice every day, and chant sutras and sit in meditation every day......"

"And what about her?"

"Aren't you talking nonsense? You've broken off all your emotions and desires, what are you doing with her? Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes angrily and said.

Hearing this, the little senior brother Jian'an couldn't help but raise the corners of his eyes, and looked at this little senior brother with an unkind expression.

"Well, it seems that you don't think this one method is feasible, then, there is the last way, which is the most feasible, and the most safe, and importantly, it also allows you to leave this extremely difficult choice to others."

"Senior brother, don't you want to trick me, there is really such a good way, so why didn't you say it earlier at the beginning?"

"I'm not worried that you and Miss Kira are too affectionate, and I can't remember who the master is, so I will recommend the first method." Duan Shaojun spread his hands cheekily and put on a helpless body language.

"Then please tell me bluntly." The little brother rolled his eyes helplessly, arguing with this little junior brother who can plow the land with his mouth and plow the field with his tongue, and he has no possibility of winning at all.

"It's very simple, slowly cultivate a relationship with the little girl Kira, and then take her back to the Central Plains to go to the south of the Yangtze River, and then you report your troubles to the master, so that the choice is in the hands of the master, let the master make the decision for you, if the master doesn't let you be with Kira, at least he won't treat this little girl like these northern barbarians......"

Of course, if the master agrees, boy, you will send it, and you will get the blessing of the master, and you can continue to pick up girls without guilt until you marry a wife and have a baby, how good should this be?

#####

Throwing down the stupid little brother Jian'an, Duan Shaojun staggered back into the crowd with his hands behind his back, and the gossipy soldiers came up again to inquire.

"Let's go, my son is in a bad mood now, and he wants to find fault, right?" Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes angrily, and directly let these guys scatter in panic.

"Childe, what's wrong with you, you're in such a bad mood? Could it be that the little master made you angry? Qi Da walked over with a smile and respectfully handed Duan Shaojun a cup of steaming tea, and then asked cautiously.

"Humph! Don't you see the looks of those two guys? I get tired of being crooked all day long, and I don't want to think that one is a foreign girl and the other is a bald donkey, alas, the consequences are very serious...... Hey, I said Qi Da, what kind of expression do you have, why is it like being struck by lightning, with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes, and the whole person has no image. ”

"That ......" Qi Da wiped the cold sweat that instantly appeared on his forehead, and roared in his heart I damn it, please, you are also a monk, even if you don't shave a bald scoop, but you are also half a monk, I have never seen this kind of scolding method of killing a thousand enemies and harming eight hundred.

In fact, Qi Da was simply completely pierced by ten thousand arrows in his body and soul and had to kneel. Finally settled down, Qi Da cautiously accompanied the smiling face. "That son, I've heard of what a bald donkey is referring to, but this foreign girl is really a little lonely, is there any allusion here?"

Duan Shaojun realized that he seemed to be wrong, at this time, those golden haired and blue-eyed, red-bearded, blue-eyed, in short, all those who are different from my Tang Dynasty race can be entrusted with the traditional title of barbarian.

It can be said that the Chinese nation in this era is definitely the most superior nation in the world, and in their eyes, those who don't care about the color of their coat, skin, or eyes can all be called barbarians.

...