Chapter 737: The tall and mighty county lord's mother
With Gao Zhuang'er's coquettish shout, a vote of old women pounced like wolves, and was so frightened that Duan Dagongzi hid behind Qi Da, who had already stood up. "Stop! Don't mess around, or I'll call someone! ”
In the end, Duan Dagongzi took a bath by himself, and then it fell into the hands of these old women who were assigned to dress up Duan Dagongzi.
After being ravaged for more than an hour by a middle-aged and elderly woman with an average age of at least forty-five years old, Duan Shaojun finally saw himself in the bronze mirror.
Dressed in a big red auspicious suit, wearing a beam crown on his head, and a jade belt around his waist, he is indescribably graceful, but it would be more perfect if the two flowers inserted in the ears were pinched off.
Although Duan Dagongzi tried his best to stop it, his face was still smeared with white* powder rouge, and even his lips were stained red, which really looked like a horn singing on the stage.
Not...... Even if it is ugly makeup, it can't stop my brother's charm and appearance. Duan Dagongzi looked forward to the exaggerated bronze mirror for a long time before he nodded with satisfaction.
And Almu yawned at this time and walked into Duan Dagongzi's tent, just saw this scene, saw Duan Dagongzi dressed up in fancy clothes, touched his plush beard, and a kind of inner sadness that was slapped to death by the back wave on the sand wave couldn't help but float to his heart.
In fact, my brother was also a milky white handsome boy back then, but it's a pity that life is ...... Before Almu had time to grieve with a bag of tears, he saw the figure of the tall and strong man, his face couldn't help but change, and he quickly withdrew from the tent, he still didn't bother Duan Shaojun's kid for the time being, anyway, it was still early before the auspicious time.
Marriage is a major event in life, and the marriage of the royal family is even more important, as for the fake marriage between Prince Duan and Princess Zhaoyang, although both of them know it, the problem is that there are only a few people who know the truth after all.
What's more, some people with ulterior motives still deliberately want to treat this matter as a big deal. For example, Xu Xiangjun is grooming Li Youwen on the one hand, and on the other hand, she is trying her best to instill that it is rare for women to get married, the important thing is that although this marriage is a strategy, in this case, why not act and act in a full set?
Li Youwen really didn't understand what kind of psychology Xu Xiangjun had, so she would stand on her side and help herself so much. What's more, Li Youwen is indeed eager to marry someone like Duan Shaojun if she can marry.
So, half-pushed and half-acquiesced to Xu Xiangjun's encouragement, and decided to be a bride with peace of mind. Even if it is only for a few hours, then it is good to be Duan Shaojun's bride for a few hours.
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The needle of the corona finally pointed to the auspicious time, and with the call of Gao Zhuang'er's slender sissy voice, Duan Dagongzi opened the tent and walked out.
Dressed in a big red auspicious suit, the dignified Duan Dagongzi turned over and jumped on horseback in the envious and jealous eyes of the barbarian, and then began to set off towards the stage that had been prepared for a long time.
And Almu also followed closely behind Duan Shaojun not far away, and in addition, there were two hundred of the most elite and fierce Qihu cavalry escorting Duan Da Bridegroom.
Duan Shaojun walked slowly with Gao Zhuang'er holding the reins, and the river that horses could easily wade through had already built a simple pontoon bridge on the river, so he couldn't let Duan Dagongzi have to wade through the water after marrying the county lord for a while, right?
After a short time, they came to the large tent, which had been newly decorated and hung with red colors, a huge tent made up of several tents that had been put together and used for the wedding ceremony.
Outside the tent, there were Tang Army soldiers who were also dressed in bright blood-red robes, and Duan Dagongzi's mount stopped about a few zhang away from the big tent, and from here, Duan Shaojun needed to walk into the big tent by himself to hold the wedding.
Duan Shaojun, under the guidance of Gao Zhuang'er, picked on the soft red carpet, and muttered vigorously in his heart how much money did Xu Xiangjun's losers spend to save themselves? But don't go into debt to save yourself.
I don't want to live a life of negative assets when I return to Datang, Duan Shaojun was thinking wildly, and suddenly heard a commotion behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw that Almu was negotiating with the captain who had stopped the two hundred elite cavalry behind him with an angry face.
"The only person who enters the account is the guests, they can also go in and cheer, but they need to hand over the weapons, before His Royal Highness drives, except for the guards, those who hold the murder weapon will be punished as treason, and please be considerate of this guest." The lieutenant said stiffly.
Almu was very angry, but the problem was that the other party was extremely selfless, and in desperation, Almu could only give a stupid order to let half of his subordinates untie their weapons and hand them over to the other half of the people left, so Almu led three hundred chiefs, several low-level civil officials, and a hundred unarmed Qihu warriors to step on the red carpet.
"Brother Tai, why bother, since you are here to attend the wedding, and not to participate in the Hongmen banquet, naturally you can't bring weapons, in case you hurt anyone, it's not good, you say yes?" Duan Dagongzi was quite interested, and specially comforted Almu, who was huffing.
“…… Brother Xian, you are so interested, and you still have the spirit to comfort me. Almu glared at the heartless guy angrily.
"No way, junior brother, I'm actually very nervous now, so I need to find something to distract myself, after all, marriage is not often done, I have no experience, I believe it will be ......better in the future," Duan Dagongzi said with emotion.
Duan Dagongzi said, just a few steps, but found that there was a strange silence around him, turned his head, and saw that both Almu and Gao Zhuang'er were all staying in place like a stone sculpture, looking at themselves blankly, Duan Dagongzi looked down at himself, very good, very handsome.
"Huh...... Why don't you all speak, why are you just looking at me? Don't go yet. Duan Dagongzi waved his big sleeves in a dashing manner, and continued to walk forward in all directions.
Everyone was lying in a big groove in their hearts in unison, this Duan Dajun horse was really ...... It's so fucking speechless. Even Qi Da and the others, who knew that this was a fake marriage, their eyes were black, and deep in their hearts, they were so shocked by Duan Dagongzi's bold words that they knelt down.
entered the account, the tent was covered with red and hung colors, and there were dozens of beautiful or handsome male and female waiters inside, of course, Xu Shizong, the chief marriage official.
Under the guidance of Gao Zhuang'er, Duan Dagongzi first visited Xu Shizong, and after Xu Shizong chattered crookedly, he cleared his throat and shouted. "Greetings to His Royal Highness the County Lord......"
After that, the male and female attendants in the tent also shouted in unison, very carelessly. However, Qihu Tu Lao Mao, who came to watch the ceremony with a vote from Almu, had no way to understand the wedding ceremony of the Tang Dynasty, so he only stood aside stupidly, watching all this blankly.
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The sound of musical instruments, cheerful and festive music gradually sounded, and the curtain that had been hanging was gradually pulled up. Only then did Duan Shaojun and the others notice that the back account had been very tightly closed.
Then everyone's eyes instantly widened, even Duan Dagongzi, who was already mentally prepared. Yes, in the back tent, there is actually a stunning giantess who is almost two meters tall, dressed in red and green, and wearing heavy makeup on her pretty face.
"Holy! Who is this girl?! Duan Dagongzi, who didn't understand the situation, was angry, grabbed Gao Zhuang'er and shouted viciously.
"County Horse Master, isn't this the Lieyang County Lord you have been thinking about for a long time? Don't hurry up and see His Royal Highness the county lord, don't be rude. Gao Zhuang'er threw his eyes at Duan Dagongzi, and the old man's flattering eyes made Duan Dagongzi shiver and sober up for the first time.
Turning his head and staring hard at him for a long time, Duan Dagongzi knelt down completely, this giantess who was as delicate as a spring flower, tall and tall, but not sexy and hot, was really the heroic Li Youwen Li General.
Almu and the others were all frightened by the tall and exaggerated bride, and they all took a step back, and there were countless grass and mud horses galloping wildly on the vast Marago Cliff in everyone's hearts.
The mouths of Almu and the others were like cartoon characters, and their eyes were fixed into piles of high, steaming cow dung. Is this still a woman? Such a tall and mighty county lord's mother...... No wonder, no wonder why the Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty hated Duan Shaojun's kid to death, and he had to pinch his nose and marry this niece to him.