A few people looked at Lei Jian, a half-grown child, who was as clever as a monkey, especially Ma Ming, the former county squadron leader, admired it in his heart, and he had long regarded Lei Jian as a big hero in his mind, but he didn't expect this half-old child to be a ghost elf.

One by one, Lei Jian shouted: "Sell firewood cheaply——。 ”

A few old men and gentlemen came up, negotiated the price, and soon the firewood was gone.

Lei Jian held a few copper plates in his hand and said to the people around him: "I have a treat today, you say, what do you want to eat?" ”

"Braised pork and another Sixi meatball is also good." Wang Xiaoliang said happily.

"Malegobi's, these bird money, you can't even buy half of the Sixi balls, it's not enough for you to stick?" Lei Jian laughed and scolded.

A few people came to a small restaurant, and when the young man saw the guests, he greeted them to the door with a smile on his face, and shouted with a smile: "Six guest officers, please inside." ”

Walking into the restaurant, there are six or seven tables in it, and now it is not enough to eat at noon, and there are not many people eating, only a few old men sitting at two tables, chatting blindly with tea bowls.

Lei Jian walked to a table by the window and sat down, and shouted generously: "Man, come on, come on, what do you have to eat here?" Are there any recipes? ”

Wang Xiaoliang said playfully: "Brother, you want to take the dish of sweet potatoes here, what a big recipe, such a small restaurant only has noodles, where did you get any recipe?" Besides, a few bundles of firewood are sold for that money, and a bowl of lo noodles per person is good, I can tell you, you have no money to spend, and no one has money to paste it for you, don't make a big deal, hurry up and serve a bowl of noodles and fill your stomach. ”

The young man stood in front of Lei Jian and asked with a smile: "Guest officer, come to a plate of peanuts, and a plate of stir-fried large intestines, and make up four dishes for you, do you think it's okay?" ”

"I'll see it's okay, just give it to me."

Several people looked at Lei Jian, stuck out their tongues and couldn't retract them for a long time, and the harazi flowed out, and the greedy and bitter appearance made people look very funny.

They couldn't imagine that Lei Jian would invite them to eat such a good thing, for them, they were so big, let alone eat such a good thing, they had never even entered a restaurant.

Wang Xiaoliang shook his head and said, "Brother Lei, you are so expensive, where did you get the money?" ”

At this moment, the young man first brought a plate of peanuts, poured a cup of tea for each person, and asked with a smile on his face: "Ladies and gentlemen, peanuts and rice wine are the most authentic appetizers, do you want to have a few pots of good wine?" ”

"The wine is free, let's get the meal served." Lei Jian urged.

When Wang Xiaoliang saw that the peanuts were coming up, he reached out and was about to grab them, Lei Jian grabbed the chopsticks and knocked them on the back of Wang Xiaoliang's hand, and scolded in a low voice: "Can Nima's have a delicious appearance?" This is the next restaurant, not in your house. ”

As he was talking, the young man brought a plate of spicy fried large intestines, Lei Jian picked up the chopsticks and said, "You're welcome, please, please." ”

When a few people saw that Lei Jian was suddenly so polite, they grabbed the chopsticks in their hands and just touched the plate, and immediately shrank back.

"Why, you're afraid that this restaurant is a black shop? Then I'll do it first. Just as Lei Jian picked up a chopstick fat intestine and was about to put it in his mouth, a few puppet soldiers and two little devils rushed in from the door, and shouted at the door: "Get out of here, the imperial army wants to drink a bowl of noodles here." ”

A little devil walked to Lei Jian's dining table with a gun, and saw that there were peanuts on the table, spicy fried large intestines, and a plate of green onions mixed with small tofu that had just come up, and the bastard yelled: "You all get out of here, mine wants Mixi Mixi." ”

Wang Xiaoliang and a few people, watching Lei Jian cut meat, finally served a few good dishes, but before they could move their chopsticks, they were stirred up by the little devils, and they were angry one by one, and they were about to start when they saw the posture.

A puppet soldier came over and scolded: "Bastard, the imperial army is optimistic about your wine and food, this is to look at you, why don't you hurry up and get out?" If you dare to say a word, Lao Tzu will destroy you with one shot. ”

Lei Jian didn't want to cause trouble at this time, they finally sneaked into the city, and they started in the city without doing anything, so it would be a big loss because of a small loss, and the gains outweighed the losses, so let these little devils live for a few more hours.

He stood up and said with a smile on his face: "Taijun, boss, we are willing to give up this table of food, can we drink a bowl of noodles at another table?" ”

"No, little bastard, don't you have a shame on your face, right? If you don't get out of the restaurant quickly, I will arrest you all, charge you with fornication, and shoot you all. ”

The puppet army who was a fox and a fake tiger suddenly yelled at a few old men who drank tea: "Old bastard, this restaurant is all covered by the imperial army and our brothers, what is the excitement of watching it, and if you look at it again, you can't pull it out in your eyes, why don't you get out quickly?" ”

A few old men drinking tea stood up and hurriedly left the restaurant, and an old man with a kind face said to Lei Jian: "Child, your little arms can't twist your thighs, hurry up and leave, otherwise you will be unlucky." ”

"Old Zamao, it seems that you are quite good at talking, I told you to talk again." The puppet soldier kicked the old man who was talking. Thunder Sword's pig-killing knife slipped into the palm of his hand and was about to reverse and grab the hilt, when suddenly he paused.

Lei Jian put away the pig-killing knife, took a few steps to help up the old man who was kicked to the ground by the puppet army, and said apologetically: "Grandpa, we have caused you trouble, you should go well." ”

Wang Xiaoliang and several people saw that Lei Jian did not issue an action order, and one by one they came to Lei Jian's side in anger and whispered, "Die." ”

'Slap' slapped Wang Xiaoliang in the face, and Lei Jian scolded: "You bastard who fucks cats, Taijun and Lao always look up to us, if you talk more, I cut your tongue, and you won't follow me?" ”

Lei Jian was afraid that the words spoken by the people around him would be heard by the puppet army, so without waiting for Wang Xiaoliang to take the lead in speaking, he quickly slapped them all back and took them out of the restaurant.

As soon as he walked to the door, he was chased out by the puppet army who blew his beard and stared, grabbed the thunder sword and dragged it into the hotel and said, "Nima's will leave after eating?" Bastard, give me the money for the meal. ”

Lei Jian had reached the point where he could not bear it at this time, but he still held back, handed a few copper plates for selling firewood, and handed his hands to the short-lived puppet army, took a few steps back and turned to leave.

Wang Xiaoliang scolded Lei Jian who came up: "Why did Nima's slap me? Look at your bear-like appearance, seeing the little devil and the puppet army are like a dog, which is like a thunderous general who kills the enemy bravely on the battlefield? It's a shame on the brethren. ”

"You, you're the enemy killer 'Thunder General' Thunder Sword that everyone has spread? Oh my god, I thought it was a duplicate name when a real person stood in front of me? Is it really you? I'm too eye-opening to be a soldier in your ranks, hahaha, me. ”

"Ma Ming, don't be so loud, hearing is false, seeing is believing, you just saw my timid like a mouse, I don't dare to take the name of 'Thunder Warrior', this name should be given to Wang Xiaoliang, I think this name is very suitable for pressing on his head, you say yes Wang Xiaoliang?"

"Brother-in-law, don't be sarcastic about me, I'm a bastard, I slapped you again, I'll take back what I said just now, you treat devils and puppet soldiers like this, it's also for the task, don't say anything, what you did right, it's all my stupid, cai."

Lei Jian became serious and said in a low voice: "You all listen to me, we are now operating in the enemy's demon cave, once we are not careful, not only will we not be able to complete the task, but we may also leave our lives in Liugong Town, from now on, everything depends on my eyes, without my order, no one is allowed to cause trouble and expose the target." ”

A few people walked in the streets and alleys, seemingly joking, but everyone's eyes scanned the surrounding situation from time to time, just as they walked to a teahouse, four little devils walked out of it, and the devil in front of him hit Wang Xiaoliang headfirst, and Wang Xiaoliang almost fell.

Wang Xiaoliang stopped and just wanted to scold the little devil who hit him, but the little devil rushed to Wang Xiaoliang instead, grabbed Wang Xiaoliang's collar and shouted: "Baga, why did you hit Taijun, your conscience is greatly broken, I will arrest you, a bastard who fornicates in eight ways, and shoot you." ”

Wang Xiaoliang angrily punched the little devil's face, but was tightly grasped by a hand.

It was none other than Lei Jian who caught Wang Xiaoliang, Lei Jian said to the devil with a smile on his face: "Taijun, my brother is ignorant and collided with Taijun, I am here to compensate you." ”

The little devil saw that he was a half-old child again, and said with a wicked smile: "Hello Xi, take you two children to the barracks of the imperial army, and work hard and hard, which is very good." He said to the three little devils beside him, "Take the two of them away." ”

(Tianjin)