Chapter 58: Teppanyaki
Seriously, Huang Dalang didn't think that there was anything great about such a simple two-rule operation problem just now, in many strange dreams he did, in the arithmetic rules he learned, in addition to addition and subtraction, there are also four operations that mix addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and what are the two times, two three times, three times N, and all kinds of squares, cubes, cubes, trapezoidal cubes, cylinders, spheres, and other seemingly chaotic but memorable arithmetic formulas.
Even, he deeply recorded a song of pi with a beautiful melody in his mind, although he could only remember that the first twelve digits of pi were 3.14159265358, but he knew that later generations had calculated pi to 100,000,000.
(Baidu note: On October 16, 2011, Shigeru Kondo, an employee of a company in Iida City, Nagano Prefecture, Japan, used his home computer to calculate pi to 10 trillion decimal places, breaking the Guinness World Record of 5 trillion set by himself in August 2010.) Shigeru Kondo, 56, uses a computer he built himself, and it took about a year to set a new record starting in October. )
Therefore, he really didn't think that Cao Zhizhou's addition and subtraction problem was anything difficult, but the problem of the ox cart pulling salt and grain from Mr. Zhang was a little difficult before, after all, the addition, subtraction, multiplication and division were all complete.
Having said that, since most of the guests who came to the apprenticeship banquet this time were politicians and cultural celebrities in Huangzhou, and most of the small ones were also from the Hongwen Museum, after the real literary meeting began, it had nothing to do with Huang Dalang.
As long as Mr. Zhang came up with the question, whether it was poetry or wine, whether it was a hairless bear child or an old man with a lot of beards, he spit out the sour words in his stomach like a cockfight, and no one made it difficult for Huang Dalang to ask him to answer the question, and no one stood up to provoke, but treated him as a transparent person.
Huang Dalang also thought that this was a good thing, so he ate and drank with his head bored.
After he saluted, he sat on the side seat, and sat with his senior brother, after all, above the chairman, his uncle was at the end of the seat, and the middle seat was a group of high-ranking officials in Huangzhou.
However, there is a way that the house does not leak, and it rains overnight; The ship was not late, but it encountered a head wind.
Just when Huang Dalang was expecting everyone to let him go as a fart, someone pointed the finger at his uncle, only to see a middle-aged man in a Confucian shirt at the same table taking advantage of the gap between the drinking orders, but he used words to hook Huang Dalang and said: "I heard that Dalang is also a family school, and this song is boring, so I don't know what good sentences your maternal uncle usually has, and I hope that Dalang will pick up some wonderful sentences to accompany his cousin and you." ”
Huang Dalang was stunned when he heard this, and thought that it was not okay to agree, and it would not be possible if he didn't agree, because he also knew this person, who was not only a relative of the Yao family, but also the first big priest Yao Rong in the yamen of Huangzhou City. However, although they are of the same clan, they are not a branch, and the rank and power are a little younger than that of the uncle, and this person is higher than the uncle, and the age is older than the uncle.
When he was in a dilemma, Professor Hu Yu, who was sitting next to him, turned sideways and whispered: "Mo Ya, this is looking for trouble." ”
Professor Hu is also a priest in the yamen, but he is a small priest, not only is his official rank one level lower than this Yao Rong, but he is also estimated to be stepped on by him a lot, Huang Dalang can't shrink when he thinks about it, although his face is not important, but his uncle's face must not be lost.
When he smiled and said: "Uncle Tang, if you want to say that the good sentence is absolute, my uncle also has a lot, and I don't know how to pick that sentence, but a few days ago, my uncle occasionally got a joint to test me, and it made me embarrassed for several days." Just now, my cousin didn't mention it and I forgot it, but my cousin's mention made me think of the next link. ”
Yao Rong didn't know what to do, so he asked, "Oh? It's He Shanglian, let's hear it! ”
Huang Dalang shook his head and smiled, but said: "I still said that I have a good relationship with the next link, didn't Uncle Shicai ask about the food in my family's food market, and many of the foods in this food street are all learned by my father in the past few years." Uncle didn't know that this time he was going to launch a kind of food from Weizhou, the ancestral land of my old Huang family, but because of poor preparation, he had to wait for the future. ”
Yao Rong was sent into a trap by these words, so he asked curiously: "What does this Weizhou food have to do with your uncle's rivalry?" ”
Seeing him in the set, Huang Dalang smiled and said: "Of course it matters, first of all, this eating method is also simple, that is, a piece of iron plate is heated, and the meat and vegetables are burned on it, so it is also called iron plate grill." ”
Yao Rong listened, his eyes lit up, but he said to the left and right: "I have also been to Weizhou, this food has also been seen, but not only with iron plates, but also on tiles, broken altars, rotten porcelain can also be made, when I went to Weizhou with the Xijing transfer envoy for disaster relief, but it is not unusual to see many local beggars and displaced people to cook the food in this way." ”
As soon as he said this, everyone else laughed, but Hu Yu and his senior brother Gongsun Zheng beside him changed their faces, and Professor Hu cut his teeth and whispered: "Da Lang, they all call you Mo Ya him!" ”
Huang Dalang was not angry, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect my cousin to have been to Weizhou and knew about the practice of teppanyaki, so ...... My next link is: Weicheng teppanyaki! ”
"Weicheng teppanyaki?"
The first thing that comes to everyone's mind is: Oh! It's a five-character couplet!
And then...... Hey! Something seems wrong?
Yao Rong probably thought the same way when he heard this, and was about to laugh out loud, saying that this link doesn't seem to be a big deal, but he was stunned before he could speak, he could mix with the position of the first big boss in Huangzhou Mansion, of course, there was still some ink in his stomach, and he was stunned for a while.
Since Huang Dalang wanted to pretend to be forced for his uncle, he naturally wanted to do a full set of plays, so he immediately got up and walked to the side of the copywriter that had been prepared a long time ago, and used a thick wolf to dip it with thick ink, and wrote the five big characters "Weicheng Iron Plate Burning" on a pear blossom rice paper.
After Cao Zhizhou and Mr. Zhang glanced at each other, they got up and came to the copywriter to look at it, Cao Zhizhou asked first: "Ziying, what are you...... Pairs? Or is it downlinked? ”
Huang Dalang hurriedly saluted and said: "Exactly, when the student was chatting with my cousin just now, he happened to think of the couplet from my uncle, and this is right." ”
Old Master Zhang on the side took a closer look, nodded and said: "The words are good, there is such skill in the year of the general horn, and it is easy to get the top five in the county." Ziying's next link is a battle between water, soil, gold, wood and fire, I don't know how Songwen's upper link is? ”
At this time, Yao Zheng naturally came over to take a look, and was shocked when he heard his nephew's words, and then looked at the next link written out and was even more stunned, but Huang Dalang was clever, and hurriedly pulled Yao Zheng's hand and said with joy: "Uncle, is it good to see my right next link?" ”