509: I finally realized Master's mood
The five old men really couldn't exert their strength while vomiting, and their feet were a little weak.
After they were beaten a few times by Xu Cheng, they pointed at Xu Cheng and said shamelessly: "Boy, you dare?" Shameless. ”
"I don't know what you're talking about." Xu Cheng pretended to be crazy and stupid, and then beat them.
Old Man Ye wanted to sneak attack him, but after being kicked by an afterthought from Xu Cheng, he glared: "I'm your grandfather, you dare to hit me!" ”
"I drank too much, what are you talking about?" Xu Cheng used to serve with a punch.
After the five old men gradually recovered a little strength, they roared loudly and attacked Xu Cheng at the same time.
Xu Cheng stood there and suddenly showed a sly smile at them.
I don't know why, the five old men felt very evil when they saw his smile.
Fraud?
But they've already shot.
Bang.
When their fists hit Xu Cheng's back, chest and other places, they let out a 'poof' sound.
It's like the dull sound of a flesh fist hitting the thick golden bell of the Great Buddha Temple.
Subsequently.
"I call your uncle!"
The five old men almost didn't shed tears, and they all withdrew their fists and grinned with pain.
"What kind of steel clothes are you?"
Xu Cheng turned on the tortoiseshell mode just now, not to mention their fists, he had carried all the bullets and bombs.
After repelling the five old men, Xu Cheng stepped forward and punched Old Man Ye and prepared to slash over.
Old Man Ye looked at him with a nosebleed and said loudly: "I am your grandfather!" ”
Xu Cheng stopped and didn't hit him, and at this time, Old Man Ye attacked him in turn, and hit the tortoise shell.
"Oh, I'm going to Nima!" Old man Ye was in tears.
"I'll beat you up." Xu Cheng saw that he was uncomfortable beating himself, so it was better to hit him himself, and he punched Old Man Ye in the abdomen.
The remaining four old men were smart, and came and grabbed his arm, trying to use the technique of hand-to-hand entanglement.
But when they stopped him from behind Xu Cheng, Xu Cheng suddenly turned to them with a smile and asked, "Do you still want me to drive?" ”
The four old men chrysanthemums tightened.
How else to play this Nima?
Xing Lao directly said: "Playing with fart, playing, do you want to beat us alone?" ”
Xu Cheng said: "Then you guys will beat me." ”
The four old men almost didn't vomit out a mouthful of old blood.
"No more fighting! It's even more popular than playing in the dust! "Guo Lao stopped.
Xu Cheng burped at this time: "If you want to fight, hurry up." ”
Then the four old men had no way to leave at all, and Xu Cheng had already entered mad dog mode. Throughout the surrounding table, those heirs saw Xu Cheng stepping on and beating the five old men on the empty field.
The five old men yelled at Ye Xiu and the others: "Why don't you stop this stinky boy, why did you drink a fake bar?" ”
Ye Xiu and the others all rushed up to stop Xu Cheng, but after Xu Cheng threw Guo Lao on a table first, he threatened them: "I've drunk, I've drunk!" ”
It means to tell everyone: I drank a lot, let's say okay first, I'm not responsible for who hit me and what happened!
Old Man Ye snorted and cried: "I was wrong, I shouldn't suspect that he is Zhang Chenfeng's apprentice, especially all the way, all routines." ”
On the ground, there were five old men lying there, all with blue noses and swollen faces, the table was shattered on the ground, and the people around looked at only Xu Cheng standing there and staggering, he felt that it was almost time to end, so he immediately pretended to faint.
At this time, Ye Xiu and the others came over to help Xu Cheng and drag him away.
Who knew that the five old men yelled: "Let go of him, put it there and don't move." ”
After Ye Xiu and the others nodded, they put Xu Cheng on the ground again.
At this time, the five old men slowly stood up, where is there any master's demeanor, just like a ruffian hooligan old naughty boy who was blindly beaten and unconvinced, and now he was ready to take advantage of Xu Cheng's fainting to take revenge, they knew that Xu Cheng must have pretended.
How long will it take?
Five old men suddenly got up and ran, and five feet fell from the sky.
Just as they fell from the sky, Xu Cheng was lying on the ground with his face facing them, and the corners of his mouth suddenly showed that weird and mysterious smile.
This smile hurts the five old men too much!
It's a bit of a mad shadow.
No, as soon as his smile came out, the five old men forcibly braked in the air and twisted their bodies hard, and the five people were afraid that Xu Cheng would have a pit again, so they didn't kick him, and the five people would rather fall down and fall to the ground around Xu Cheng and let out a scream.
At this time, the younger heirs of the fourth generation thought it was a circus performance, and applauded one after another, and said in a milky voice: "Grandpa is so good, this heel is so handsome." ”
The five old men just wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.
Xu Cheng suddenly opened his eyes and asked blankly, "What happened?" ”
Then he looked at the five old men lying on the ground and rubbing their buttocks vigorously.
"Are you alright? I drank a little too much just now. Xu Cheng rubbed his head and slowly stood up and said, "Oh, by the way, Grandpa Ye, I said that I only used thirty percent of my strength that day, so I didn't lie to you." Or do you get up, and I will prove it to you? ”
Prove you're paralyzed!
The five old men sat with various expressions baring their teeth and scolded: "You get out, if you still know how to be filial to the old man, don't pretend to be forced, you can get as far as your thoughts go." ”
Xu Cheng smiled, walked over and pinched the milky child and said, "Little friend, don't drink indiscriminately in the future, you know?" When you're drunk, you forget what you've done, such as hitting an old man. ”
The five old men almost didn't vomit blood, this Nima really didn't want to admit that the mad dog just now was him.
When Xu Cheng was about to go out, in an instant, the kind of eyes of the single women in the audience who looked at him changed!
If they were subtle when he first came in, at this time it is simply the best embodiment of modern reform and opening up.
He was instantly surrounded by these women.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"When are you going to dump her?"
"Not married yet, are you? It doesn't matter if you're married, are you interested in considering an extramarital affair? ”
"I don't mind playing an underground guerrilla strategy."
"What does her family do? Does it look as good as me? ”
"Give me your number."
"I'm usually free, you can invite me to dinner at any time."
Listen up!
Listening to what they said, Xu Cheng, who had seen the big scene, couldn't stand it.
He was filled with emotion: "Now I finally realize Master's involuntary mood, eh. ”
The five old men looked at his departing back, and they really just wanted to throw a knife at him.
This back...... It's too much like forcing Wang Zhang Chenfeng.
The kind of 'I didn't actually do anything, why do women always love me' innocence makes people want to scratch the itch.
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