Duan Shaojun stared blankly at the pair of two people who did not have the slightest sense of Master and Apprentice Ding, accusing each other of attacking. Chu Chu rubbed his eyebrows with a headache: "Here it is again, can you be quiet, you have to quarrel with almost every handful of cards, even if I beg you, can you, you don't have a dry mouth, I still feel numb in my ears when I hear it." ”

"I said virtuous niece, this is not bad for me, it's not that your brother doesn't have the appearance of being an apprentice......" Li Xuanzhen threw the cards in his hand and put on a face like a teacher, no matter how he looked at it, he felt hateful, but unfortunately there was no soldering iron here, otherwise Duan Shaojun really wanted to try the red-hot soldering iron on the face of Li Xuanzhen, an old shameless guy, to see if even a soldering iron with a temperature of nearly 1,000 could not break the defense.

“…… It's all at the point, don't play, you guys are slowly making trouble, hum, Brother Shaojun, I'll go back and rest first, I'll see you tomorrow ......" Chu Chu finally couldn't stand it, threw down the bamboo card in his hand, and didn't bother to ask the two poor ghosts who were in a hurry to ask for money, and after smiling at Duan Shaojun, he walked towards the backyard accompanied by the little girl who was looking for incense.

Chu Chu had just left the courtyard, Li Xuanzhen and Ximen Dongliang had a tacit understanding to stop arguing, and the two of them stretched their necks reverently and glanced at the courtyard gate, their expressions were as obscene as the pig-headed squad leader and translator who had entered the village.

"I mean, what are you two doing here?" Duan Shaojun stretched and asked curiously.

"Brother Xian, my sister went to sleep, why don't you leave quickly?" The pillars of the West Gate reverently rushed to the gate of the courtyard, looked inside, and then ran back and dragged Duan Shaojun to go out.

"Hey, I said what are you two doing here, what time is this still slipping out." Duan Shaojun angrily broke away from Ximen Dongliang's hand.

"Shhh, you be quiet, who let my sister support her for so long before leaving, otherwise, the early brothers would have already gone out and slipped away, Master, you say yes." Ximen Dongliang squeezed his eyes at Li Xuanzhen next to him with an obscene expression.

The **** smiles on the faces of the master and apprentice were almost the same, almost dazzling Duan Shaojun.

"If you master and apprentice want to go shopping, go to Narrow, why are you pulling me?" Duan Shaojun said angrily. How can a humble gentleman who never pays or collects money get mixed up with you two shameless people who want to play hooligans all day long.

"Do you think I want to, it's not that my Su Su sister wants a virtuous brother, you can also go over, and give her a detailed ...... of the new dance" Ximen Dongliang said helplessly.

"In that case, I'll go with you and have a look." Duan Shaojun breathed a sigh of relief, it wasn't just a matter of squatting with these two old rascals. Anyway, in this era of lack of entertainment nightlife, Qinglou Pavilion may be the best pastime.

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The three of them went out of the house and went straight to Yixiang Pavilion, on the way, Xuanzhen Daoist also boasted to Duan Shaojun and Ximen Dongliang with a smug face that he had the ability to take his sister, how suave he was back then, and countless children of the rivers and lakes cried and shouted that they were holding his thighs and not marrying Yunyun.

Hearing this, Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes. "The children of the rivers and lakes are crying and shouting and hugging your thighs......"

"What's the matter, the stinky boy can't eat grapes, and he says that grapes are sour, right?" Li Xuanzhen **** raised his silver eyebrows, and said with a smug face.

"I'd rather not eat grapes like this, it's terrifying." Duan Shaojun hurriedly took two steps in a row and stayed away from Li Xuanzhen, an old prostitute.

"Hey, what do you mean by that, boy?" Li Xuanzhen said unhappily, and Ximen Dongliang was also ignorant. "What do you mean by this, brother Xian?"

"I mean, your taste is too strong...... Tut-tut, the children of the rivers and lakes are crying and shouting to hug your thighs, doesn't it mean that your old man eats both men and women? Duan Shaojun crooked the corners of his mouth and smiled maliciously.

"What?!" Ximen Dongliang's bull's eyes instantly widened, and he hurriedly took a quick step away from the master he admired. "Master, you're too much, aren't you, you even play with rabbits on the rivers and lakes?"

“…… You stinky boy, didn't I just say the wrong word, Dao Ye? His grandmother is a Buddha, and I am a pure master, and I have never been interested in the rabbit master. And you, Simon boy, you don't fart for the teacher, what is a rabbit on the rivers and lakes?! Li Xuan, whose eyes were black, and who almost fell on the road, was so angry that he jumped like thunder.

"Master, you are obviously a Taoist priest, why did you call the Buddha?"

"Nonsense, Buddhism and Taoism are not mutually exclusive, Daoye, I am angry and want to scold, naturally I am scolding the Buddha, what can he do, Daoye, I have the blessing of the Sanqing Patriarch." Li Xuanzhen said proudly.

For such an answer, Duan Shaojun shook his head gloomily. The shame of Daomen and the shame of Zhenwu Mountain are too appropriate to use on this old lewd stick, oh no...... It's not even far from being **** and obscene.

"His grandmother is a Buddha...... Hmm, it's a lot of scolding, Master, then I'm scolding like that? Ximen Dongliang, who had been suppressed by the abbot of the dream for more than ten years, scolded, and felt that it was enjoyable, and couldn't help but smile and say with joy.

"Of course you can, but you kid must remember, don't scold that old guy like this in front of the dream, otherwise, the teacher won't be able to protect you." After stroking his long beard and laughing twice, Xuan Zhendao thought of a serious matter, and hurriedly pulled a handful of Ximen Dongliang and explained.

"Hey, didn't you say that you never dreamed of the abbot, and you weren't afraid of him? Why is this still a ghost? Duan Shaojun was talking cool on the side.

"Of course I'm not afraid, that old guy is going to get angry, Dao Ye, I'm a big deal to slap my ass and flash people, but this kid is different, he doesn't even have the power to succeed in Daoye, how can I fight with that old bald donkey."

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Talking nonsense all the way, I finally came to Yixiang Pavilion. Today happens to be a music viewing day every ten years, and to put it bluntly, it is the same as a literary performance. Let the beautiful girls of Yixiang Pavilion take turns to perform on stage, so that the guests can enjoy the appearance of the beautiful girls of Yixiang Pavilion, if there is a photo, they will naturally go to find Qi Niang, the old bustard.

It's still the atrium, it's still near the front of the stage, and Hu Jingfei, a dry monkey guy, has already been here with a girl in his arms and gnawing around.

"Hu Xiaoniang, you're too anxious, aren't you? For the brothers, you haven't arrived yet, so you're just gnawing nonsense, and you're not afraid of letting people see the jokes. When Ximen Dongliang saw this scene, he immediately shouted very dissatisfied.

"I said, brother, you're too early, aren't you? Look at it, this person is almost full before you come. Hu Xiaoniang rushed to Duan Shaojun and greeted Xuan Zhendao Chief and said dissatisfied.

"No way, my sister is staring too closely, it's good to come. By the way, I can tell you, the Taoist is now my master, an elder, so don't be too rude. After Ximen Dongliang sat down, he pointed to Xuanzhen Daoist and introduced Hu Xiaoniang.

"Really?" Hu Xiaoniang couldn't help but be stunned, and then turned her head to look at Ximen Dongliang. "Brother Simon, you're not sick, are you? The good prince of Ximen is not appropriate, and he actually wants to become a monk. ”

"What's wrong with being a Taoist priest? Do you think that when you are a Taoist, you can't eat, drink and have fun? "Daoist Xuan Zhen is very dissatisfied, blowing his beard and glaring." Daoye, I can. ”

As soon as these words came out, not to mention Hu Xiaoniang and the women beside him, even the guests at the surrounding tables were all stunned. They all looked at this arrogant old cow nose with an arrogant face.

Seeing the old cow's nose, he was not ashamed, but proud, and under countless eyes, he actually looked proud. Ximen Dongliang, who had a black line on his face, subconsciously moved his ass a little farther away. And Hu Xiaoniang looked at this shameless old bull's nose with admiration, and looked like she wanted to hug her thighs to apprentice.

Duan Shaojun stretched out his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, his heart gloomy. He finally understood that this old prostitute was not a matter of being thick-skinned at all, but shameless at all.

"Master, can you be quiet......