Wu Yizong smiled all over his face and said, "The first thing is that Your Majesty has just given me an envoy, that is, to find the descendants of loyal ministers who were brutalized and killed by cool officials before. ”

Cui Gengqi said: "Isn't this a good thing? Why do you still need to ask the lower officials for help? ”

"Of course this is a good thing for others, but I am different, old brother. As you know, I was known as "Zhou Lai Zhiya". After those loyal ministers, if they heard that I did this errand, how far and how far they had to run? Erlang, you have the most ghost ideas, give me an idea for my brother. ”

Cui Geng thought about it carefully, Wu Yizong's worry was really reasonable.

His reputation has long been stinky on the street, saying that he is looking for the descendants of those loyal ministers, can people believe it? Maybe you thought it was some kind of trick to "lure the snake out of the hole". There is only such a little bloodline left in each family, but there is no room for half of the risk.

Of course, this is a favor Cui Geng helped, but it was said that there was no pressure, and said: "The king of Hanoi doesn't have to worry, the lower officials know the whereabouts of some loyal ministers' descendants." As long as I take them to Sungkyun and say that you are in charge of this matter, won't the problem be solved? ”

"Erlang, do you really know the whereabouts of those heroes?" Wu Yizong's eyes lit up, and he said, "This matter can't help you, and the other thing must be a piece of cake for you." ”

As he spoke, he glanced around, and said mysteriously: "Erlang, you come here with your ears." ”

"What the hell is going on?

Wu Yizong said in a low voice: "You have a way to help me kill that kid Ji." Assassinations, false accusations are fine, and in short, the sooner the better. ”

Cui Geng was originally thinking about how to kill Ji Ji, but when he heard this, he was shocked and said: "King Hanoi, please think twice, Ji Ji is now the prime minister of the court." ”

Wu Yizong pursed his lips and said, "Nonsense, if it's not the prime minister, I will find a way to deal with him myself, and I still need you, Brother Erlang?" ”

"Then may I ask, why did he offend you?"

Wu Yizong hesitated for a moment and said, "Uh...... It's nothing to tell you, this guy is really too deceitful. Today, after my brother and I met His Majesty, I was going to go to Menxia Province to do some business, and I happened to meet Ji Xu. You know, I'm short, but Nagi is tall. What is good is that this guy usually has a problem walking, he likes to hold his head high, and he is nicknamed "Wangliu Camel". ”

Cui Geng said: "And then? ”

"Today, Ji Ji has just been promoted to prime minister, and his head is even higher. He didn't notice the king, and as soon as he didn't pay attention, the two of us bumped together, and the king was knocked out more than a foot away! ”

Compared with the figure of Ji Ji and Wu Yizong, it is equivalent to a tank to a small jeep. The final result must be that Ji Yi is safe and sound, and Wu Yizong, the old ugly ghost, has to fall and squat.

Cui Gengnao made up for the original scene, wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and said: "No, although Ji Ji usually has eyes above the top, why don't you see people clearly?" ”

"This king's status is noble, everyone should avoid it, do I need to be careful?"

All right! You've got your point!

Cui Geng secretly rolled his eyes and said, "You don't want to kill Ji Ji because of this little thing, right?" ”

"Of course it's not a trivial matter!" Wu Yizong continued: "At that time, I said, hehe, the name of Wangliu Camel is indeed worthy of its name." Master Ji, are you in a hurry to go home and eat willow leaves? ”

After a pause, he said confidently: "Erlang, you are commenting, he bumped into my brother, I said something cool, is it too much?" ”

Cui Gengxin said, beating people does not slap their faces, and exposing people does not expose shortcomings, of course, this is too much. He reluctantly said, "Uh...... It's not too much. ”

Wu Yizong nodded again and again, and said, "Yes, it's not excessive!" But how did he deal with it? He didn't help my brother up, and he didn't apologize to me, but said directly: "Huh? Isn't this a pig riding general? What a disrespectful and disrespectful thing! "Erlang, listen, is this said by a human? If this revenge is not avenged, I Wu Yizong swears not to be a man! ”

In the end, Wu Yizong's eyes were already on fire, and his tone was extremely cold, looking at that posture, he would want to put Ji Ji to death and then hurry up.

Of course, Cui Geng understands the allusion of the so-called "pig riding general", which is a big ugly appearance from Wu Yizong.

Thinking that at the beginning, Wu Zetian appointed Wu Yizong as the chief of the Divine Soldier Dao and sent troops to Jizhou. As a result, he just heard the news of the arrival of the Khitan army, so he fled in despair, leaving behind countless military funds.

After returning to Luoyang, one day before Wu Zetian drove, he sent a message to Zhang Yuan: "Your Majesty, as soon as Weichen saw the King of Hanoi, he remembered a poem, I don't know if you want to hear it?" ”

Zhang Yuanyi's language is witty, and he is very favored by Wu Zetian, and he thinks that the allusion of "Yan Zhiwei riding a horse" came from him.

Her Majesty the Empress said at the time: "Zhang Aiqing is coming. ”

Zhang Yuanyi immediately recited a poem: "The long bow and short arrows, the Shu horse is deceived by the step, go to the thief for 700 miles, and the Kuma wall fights alone." The scepter was thrown away. Riding a pig is due south. ”

This poem is not difficult to understand, and it probably means: Wu Yizong holds a longbow and shoots a close arrow, even if he rides a very small Shu horse, he has to find a step to go up. The enemy had gone seven hundred miles, and he fought against him around the wall, and when he heard the news of the enemy's arrival, he threw away all his weapons and fled south on his pig.

After listening to this, Wu Zetian said strangely: "The king of Hanoi is riding a horse, how can you say that he is riding a pig." ”

Zhang Yuanyi was shocking: "That's Weichen saving face for the King of Hanoi." When I say that he rides a pig, I imply that he ran away with a pig in his pocket. ”

Flutter~~

Her Majesty finally couldn't help laughing.

Zhang Yuanyi was Wu Zetian's favorite minister, telling jokes to Wu Zetian all day long, Wu Yizong really couldn't help him for a while, and he only put up with it temporarily.

However, two years later, Wu Yizong still found a way to frame Zhang Yuanyi and exterminate his family.

Since then, Wu Yizong's title of "Pig Riding General" began to circulate in Luoyang officialdom, but no one dared to mention it in front of him. Unexpectedly, today Ji Ji was so bold that he touched the reverse scale of Wu Yizong!

Cui Geng thought about it a little and guessed the reason why Ji Ji was so unwise.

First and foremost, Ji Ji got a little carried away. When Cui Geng was the governor of Ding, Ji Ji was still a petty official. As a result, he first attached himself to Junchen, and then curryed favor with the two Zhang brothers, and in just a few years, he became the prime minister. The speed of Ji Ji's promotion can be said to be unparalleled in the world, can he be dissatisfied?

Secondly, Ji Ji just asked Wu Zetian to hand over the task of finding loyal ministers to himself. However, Wu Zetian turned to his own people and handed over this job to Wu Yizong. Can Ji Ji see that Wu Yizong can be pleasing to the eye?

The combination of these two conditions was enough to make Ji Ji almost lose his mind and fight with Wu Yizong.

Of course, Cui Geng is not stupid, and he will never speak. On the contrary, he gritted his teeth with empathy and said: "Ji Xuan, this guy insults the old brother so much, it is really, it is unbearable!" The little brother is inseparable from him! ”

Wu Yizong said anxiously: "Alas, what's the use of not being able to stand on the other, you have to find a way to help the old brother get rid of him!" You must know that this guy is not only the prime minister of the official residence, but also has the trust of His Majesty. ”

Cui Geng smiled slightly, and said confidently, "It's not difficult to get rid of Ji Ji, but I want you to be wronged for the time being, brother, let's be like this, like this." ”

After listening to this, Wu Yizong hesitated a little and said, "It's nothing to be wronged, but your method is too simple...... Can this really be done? ”

Cui Geng recalled the records of later generations and said firmly: "Old brother, relax, little brother dares to guarantee with his life, there is no problem!" ”

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Wu Yizong is not in a hurry to deal with Ji Xuan, he has to see the situation and adapt to the situation, Cui Geng's current top priority is to deal with the matter of Cheng Junjian.

You must know that under the supervision of Er Zhang, the process of his promotion went very fast, and he would soon have to take office in Chengjunjian.

Therefore, as soon as those female soldiers were settled in the yamen of the right control crane prison, Cui Geng shook his spirits and went straight to ...... Princess Taiping's Mansion went.

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