Volume 3, Chapter 134 See Shangxian
"Damn! was actually attacked by this demonic design and fell into such a field! I have to find a way to get out of this vine, or my essence and blood will be sucked up by this monster! I can't help it, I can only make a big move......"
Jiang You was holding back enough energy to open up, but suddenly realized that his shoulders were held down by two vines, and then he couldn't stop swaying left and right, so that Jiang Youzheng's big move was interrupted. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info was startled and was about to make some other moves, but suddenly heard a woman's voice ringing in his ears:
"Master!"
This "master" made Jiang You ...... Oh no, it made Lu Ren wake up suddenly, and all the monsters, vines and the like around him disappeared without a trace in an instant. to the vines pressed on his shoulders...... Well, it's not a vine, but Shirley's hands are pressed on Lu Ren's shoulders and she is shaking Lu Ren vigorously.
Seeing these clearly, Lu Ren's old face immediately turned red, knowing that he was distracted by his cranky thoughts just now, he immediately smiled at Shirley very embarrassedly, and slapped Shirley's hand away by the way.
Shirley actually has no emotional reaction under normal circumstances, and what she usually shows in front of Lu Ren and others is usually just "acting", but at this moment, Shirley really has a great emotional reaction: "When is this happening, what are you thinking about there!?" ”
Lu Ren thought about the pictures that appeared in his mind just now, and smiled awkwardly: "Isn't this a good Xianxia novel that I was reading recently?" I don't know how to go astray. ”
Shirley was speechless.
Lu Ren shook his head again, but he couldn't help laughing at himself: "Shirley, if you want to complain, you can vomit, to be honest, I want to vomit my own groove." Alas, I am in my forties, and I have been playing scheming with opponents like Lao Cao Liu Bei and Sun Bei for more than ten years, and I have long been familiar with mental and emotional intelligence, so it is said that there should not be such a thing that deviates from the ideology, but just now I still deviated, and it was so outrageous......"
Shirley was silent for a moment, and then said, "You can't blame the master for this. Psychologically speaking, because you have to intrigue with an opponent like Cao Liu Sun, you have always been in a state of high tension and defensiveness mentally, and today there was an unexpected encounter with 'him', so it is beyond your mental load. ”
Lu Ren reached out and rubbed his temples: "Maybe that's the case, right?" To be honest, I tried to speculate as much as I could about anything that might happen in this era, but I never imagined that I would run into 'him'. It's nerve-wracking! ”
If you want to say who is the one who knows best what kind of mental state Lu Ren is always in among the people around Lu Ren, then this person must be Shirley, because even if it is Cai Yan and Minchan, Lu Ren has a lot of things that he can't say to them. So seeing Lu Ren's state at this moment, Shirley didn't say much, just stretched out her hands to hold Lu Ren's head, and then carefully pressed Lu Ren's face to her twin peaks.
"Master, are you feeling better?"
Lu Ren's face was attached to Shirley's twin peaks, and the incomparably suitable touch made Lu Ren's mood calm down a lot, and Lu Ren joked with the next sentence: "Shirley, when will you go back and enlarge your bust by a few centimeters?" ”
Shirley said: "It's not cost-effective to consume six years of energy reserves back and forth, just to enlarge my bust a little, right?" Besides, although my bust is not that big, isn't the line ratio very good? This is what you yourself said, master. ”
“…… Hehe, hehe! ”
Lu Ren was originally talking nonsense, so he gave up after a few dry laughs at this time. After this trouble, Lu Ren's mental state is indeed much calmer, and the ability to think seriously about everything that he has cultivated over the years has also returned.
However, the Xianxia novel-like pictures that appeared in his mind just now flashed in front of Lu Ren's eyes again, which made Lu Ren feel a little different. Moved his face back from between Shirley's twin peaks, turned his body over and changed his position, changed to lie down, his head was also pillowed on Shirley's thigh, and he said, "No, you can't fight hard with that old monster......"
Shirley put her hand on Lu Ren's chest and gently stroked it, and asked, "Master, what did you think of?" ”
Lu Ren said: "The things we can teleport over are very limited, like when you teleported over in the sixth year of Jian'an, including yourself, the total weight cannot exceed two hundred kilograms, and the volume cannot exceed 1x1x2, otherwise our teleportation device will not be able to transmit." If it's just against ordinary people, it's fine, but if we want to fight with 'him', considering that 'he' has a spaceship behind him and has a huge equipment advantage, what we can send over is simply ...... Well, it's almost the same as hitting a tank with a small weapon like a rifle or submachine gun. ”
Shirley thought for a while, and finally nodded helplessly.
Lu Ren said: "But! We have the advantage of being a first-mover! Shirley, as you have just analyzed, 'he' should have just come to Earth, and he doesn't know much about things on Earth and us, which means that in a short period of time, we can still carry out a surprise attack with mental calculation or unintention...... By the way, Shirley, how did he find us today? ”
Shirley said: "I thought about it, it should be the signal from the signal device on the anti-gravity board we drove that provided him with the coordinates, otherwise he would not have appeared so accurately more than ten meters behind us." ”
Lu Ren smiled: "In other words, is there a GPS positioning system similar to our era on the anti-gravity board?" ”
Shirley nodded: "The anti-gravity glider is a civilian vehicle in itself on the home planet of the previous owner, and its nature is similar to a bicycle or car on Earth, and of course there will be a corresponding GPS positioning system. In addition, the anti-gravity board we have is exactly the same as the anti-gravity board that 'he' has on hand, so it's normal for 'he' to receive the positioning communication from our board. ”
Lu Ren said: "So, most of him now doesn't understand why we have exactly the same thing in our hands as he does. If he had been a more serious and rigorous person, he would have investigated us before taking action. ”
Shirley nodded again: "The character of the previous master, I will definitely investigate first." ”
Lu Ren said: "That's easy to do." Of course, the most important thing is that I have you Shirley by my side, and the thing he doesn't expect the most is that I still have you by my side who knows his way of acting very well. In the art of war, it is said that knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent will not be defeated in a hundred battles, and we have accounted for all of these two. Okay Shirley, now I'm going to ask something very seriously, and you'll have to tell me as it is. ”
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After a conversation that couldn't be more detailed, Lu Ren closed the notepad in his hand with satisfaction and stretched out for a long time, while Shirley asked with some worry: "Master, are you sure about this?" ”
Lu Ren said: "As long as you don't analyze his current situation wrongly, then I am quite sure." But Shirley, there's one thing that comes to mind now...... He's your former master, and I'm ......."
At this point, Lu Ren paused, and then shook his head and said: "Although I am your current master, to put it mildly, my identity as a master is a bit inexplicable, you can ...... it."
Shirley stretched out her hand to cover Lu Ren's mouth and smiled, "I understand what you want to say, master." But master, you are such a smart person, but at this time you also got two things wrong.
"First, this is not our original plane, but another parallel plane. In other words, the 'he' of this plane is not the 'he' of our plane, and there is another me beside 'him', but it has not yet been recreated by 'him'. So he actually has nothing to do with me, you are my real master; Second......"
Saying that, Shirley's hand lightly/stroked Lu Ren's cheek, and her tone was extraordinarily soft: "Personally, I prefer my current master." In the past, 'he' just thought of me as an assistant who could help him repair and maintain the base, a robot working non-stop in the base, or even a test object that he had created for the purpose of repairing his body. Even if he destroys me, he doesn't think it's a big deal. Master, don't forget that I was crippled in my body. ”
Lu Ren pursed his lips. The handicap on Shirley's body at the beginning really gave Lu Ren a headache.
Shirley then continued, "But master, you didn't treat me like that. Although I am an artificial person, but the master you treat me as a real life, and after following the master you to travel over, after more than ten years of life, I gradually understand what it should be like to be a person, at least I like this feeling very much, and I don't want to lose this way of life...... Master, do you understand when I say that? ”
Lu Ren nodded, but he couldn't help but complain in his heart: "What is this?" Are there all the bad dog blood settings in movies, television, novels, and comics? ”
Shirley's hand was still caressing Lu Ren's cheek: "So master, we must kill him." It's not just for you, master, but for me. ”
At this point, Lu Ren felt that Shirley's hand seemed to be a little dishonest...... Well, that's right, it's Shirley's hand that is not honest. When she looked at Shirley in surprise, Shirley also smiled a little weirdly: "For the good life of my poor beautiful maid in the future, please come on, master." And in order to make the master more combative, the beautiful and poor maid can only sacrifice her beauty to make the master more aggressive. ”
Lu Ren was full of black lines at the moment: "Hey, don't use the routine of the rotten black maid at this time, okay?" ”
Shirley is a biochemical maid with a strange female attribute, and it is not easy to subdue Lu Ren? So soon Shirley pressed Lu Ren under him...... It is said that Lu Ren was lying on the ground, his head was still on Shirley's lap, and Shirley wanted to hold down Lu Ren just a matter of waving his hand.
"Hey, hey! This time you come to this? ”
Shirley lay on Lu Ren's body and smiled in a low voice: "Master, if your plan fails, we will all die." So why not let me pursue the happiness of being a whole person before I die? ”
“……”
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Lu Ren and Shirley flew back to Yizhou from Moling, and it would only be a matter of a few hours if they were to move forward at full speed. In the blink of an eye, at dawn the next day, Lu Ren, who had returned to Yizhou, gathered a bunch of people and announced a message to Xun Yu and others:
"My teacher has changed, and Shirley and I have to go back to Shimen to deal with the affairs of Shimen, which may take about a month or so, sooner or later. And during the time I was not in Yizhou, all the things in Yizhou were watched by Lao Xungong, and the rest should be handed over to the relevant personnel to handle. ”
Speaking of which, it is really Lu Ren and Shirley's "teacher". Both of these goods came out of "him" in a sense, didn't they?
Xun Yu was shocked when he heard this. In fact, Lu Ren occasionally goes out, and it is nothing to throw things to Xun Yu, the big housekeeper, to take care of it, but this time Lu Ren said that he was going to go back to Shirley with Shirley to do business, which always made Xun Yu feel a little frightened. Because in Xun Yu's heart, Lu Ren and Shirley's "master" is definitely an unfathomable place, and when Lu Ren was living in Xuchang, he once said that if he returned to the "master", he would never come back. But now in Yizhou, where can Lu Ren go away?
"Yihao, what is it that makes you have to go back? Can't you go back? ”
Lu Ren had expected Xun Yu's worries, so he just shook his head with a smile and said, "If you don't go back, you can't do it!" Xun Gong, I know what you're worried about, in case Shirley and I can't come back, I'll trouble you to assist Feng'er with all your heart, but he's already twelve years old this year, although he's half a year old, but his intelligence is not bad. ”
As soon as he said this, Xun Yuke was even more uneasy: "This ......"
Lu Ren waved his hand: "There are some things I can't say, Xun Gong, don't ask again." I can only tell you that if I go back, nothing will happen, but if I don't go back, something big will happen. In short, I'm sorry for you. Actually, it's not a big deal, you just think I'm leading the troops out to fight, isn't it? ”
Since they all said so, Xun Yu couldn't stop it again. And other people, like Cai Yan and Minchan, have a sense of awe for Lu Ren's "master", and seeing that Lu Ren has made up his mind at this moment, it is naturally difficult to come forward to stop them, and they can't stop them.
After everything that should be explained, Lu Ren and Shirley drove out of the door. That's right, in a car, because they brought with them a few things that they could use when they turned around, but now they are not easy for others to see. When they get to a place where no one is around, they put what they have prepared on the anti-gravity board and fly away.
Of course, the guards didn't bring any of them, Lu Ren and Shirley drove the carriage on the way to the docks, where there were already small boats prepared for them, the kind that only two people needed to drive. After all, Lu Ren and Shirley often have some small movements, so they specially set up a small boat like this and went out to sea to a place where no one was in the air again.
Without further ado, Lu Ren and Shirley went out to sea in a small boat after going to sea. At this moment, Shirley took a moment to ask Lu Ren, "Master, why don't you find a few helpers?" ”
Lu Ren shook his head: "This duel between us and 'him' is not something that these people at the current point can interfere with, and some things are known by the people of this era, isn't it difficult for us to do it in retrospect?" Do you really want me to kill people? ”
Shirley nodded: "That's right." ”
"Have you arrived at the location?"
"Here we are."
"Let's go!!"
Two anti-gravity gliders rose from the boat and flew towards some unknown desert island in the middle of the ocean. And after coming to the desert island, Lu Ren and Shirley set up the things they brought...... Well, it's actually just a communicator, which is the thing that Lu Ren used to bring with him when he was in Jingzhou.
In other words, Cai Yan and a few of them also know about this thing, and they can use it. Lu Ren let a few of them know about this thing, the main purpose was just in case. At that time, Lu Ren was messing around in Jingzhou, and if something happened, he had to rely on Cai Yan to use this thing to call for help to Shirley in Yizhou. Later, Zhen Mi wanted to contact Lu Ren because of the clan's affairs, and Shirley and Cai Yan also took Zhen Mi to see this thing.
Later, when Lu Ren returned to Yizhou, he naturally brought back the one he had brought with him. By this time, Shirley had already put the telegraph in order, and this thing would not be needed under normal circumstances, so it was put in Shirley's warehouse. brought it out this time, but it was Lu Ren who wanted to use this thing to get in touch with "him".
It is said that the chips on Lu Ren and Shirley are also fine, but one is that the communication distance of the chip is relatively limited, in case "he" is back on the spaceship, it will not be possible to contact him at all. The second one...... Lu Ren has his own intentions.
After fiddling with it for a while, there was finally a response on the communicator, and the hologram of "him" also appeared in front of Lu Ren and Shirley. Judging from the background behind "him", he really returned to the spaceship, the scene was familiar with Shirley, and Lu Ren also had an image, after all, such a sci-fi Dongdong could not be seen in the earth's two hundred years or so A.D.
"Is that you? How do you have such communication equipment? ”
"His" tone is still so blunt, so "plastic Mandarin".
Lu Ren and Shirley glanced at each other, and then made a unimaginable move towards "him":
"The villain (little woman) sees the immortals!!"
Seeing Lu Ren and Shirley kneeling on the ground in a five-body posture, the corners of "his" mouth twitched several times before he came back to his senses, and said in surprise: "What do you call me?" ”
"Shangxian!!"