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The classic joke "Three Dangers in the Day"

When the creator of this stand-up comedy died, Yanagi's own father had not yet been weaned, and Yanagi also heard it by chance, but it was a real art.

When it comes to buying a coffin, buy the big and get the small ......

The copper coin rain is still bigger than the momentum just now, and the golden tooth Shichiro was accidentally hit in the face by a few pieces, and there was blood in the corners of his eyes, but he still talked about this stand-up comedy very professionally.

Peng Hai, who was sitting opposite the willow wood, praised: "The person you picked is good." ”

"This person was originally just a runner, often shouting outside the store, over forty years old but poor, the original owner of the restaurant died, the new owner did not like him, helpless to become a handyman. Over the years, high-ranking officials and nobles have also seen it, and peddlers and pawns have also seen it. You should always praise me for my discernment. ”

Peng Hai smiled heartily. "You're in trouble, and the miscellaneous family is going to go back and report to the saint that he knows."

"Wood, don't be afraid of trouble."

"Okay, the miscellaneous family is going to find you this trouble." Peng Hai got up and said to the little eunuch behind him, "Go back." ”

The little eunuch naturally didn't dare to laugh, he held the hem of his clothes with both hands, put the clothes in his mouth and bit them, the expression on his face seemed to be laughing and crying, Peng Hai's orders he didn't hear.

It wasn't until Peng Hai slapped him on the head that he came back to his senses.

Without him, the performance on stage is too attractive.

Peng Hai left, and when the willow wood was sent outside the main gate, Peng Hai stopped: "The saint may come over today, the saint originally planned to visit the garden tonight to enjoy the lanterns, if he comes to you, he will definitely find you trouble." ”

"Actually, the saint can visit the garden first and then come." Liu Mu whispered beside him.

"You are not small, how can a saint behave, you dare to talk nonsense."

"Don't dare."

Peng Hai turned back and asked Liu Mu: "If the saint really comes, how do you prepare." ”

Liu Mu touched the same small flat wooden box from his arms, and opened a small lid on the side to reveal five bamboo skewer heads. "The little people are brave, please ask the saint to draw only one."

"Okay." After Peng Hai took it, he put the flat box in his arms and got into the carriage and headed towards the Taiji Palace.

Seeing off Peng Hai, Liu Mu only glanced at the front yard and returned to the backyard.

Backyard, a dark room.

This is a mezzanine staircase in a continuous building, and then go deep underground, Datang's building technology has been quite clever, the problem of ventilation is solved very well, during the day, some of the ground decorations will be removed from the side of the sunlight into the underground building, and at night, the basement will be lit with oil lamps and there will be no light for people outside to see.

In the basement, Zhang Chuchen, dressed in black, was looking through the records that remained.

Liu Mu knelt on the mat in front of Zhang Chuchen, waiting very quietly for Zhang Chuchen to finish reading those records.

After Zhang Chuchen glanced at Liu Mu, he continued to read the records carefully.

After a full two quarters of an hour, Zhang Chuchen repacked those in the box, covered the box, and raised his head to look at Liu Mu: "Mu, do you really know what you are doing?" ”

"You are now Mrs. Li, or Red Hero." Liu Mu asked rhetorically.

Zhang Chuchen thought for a moment and replied: "In the green forest, Mrs. Li is still Mrs. Li. In Fuzhong, you can't get rid of the green forest. "Zhang Chuchen's words are obvious, it's not that I don't answer your Liu Mu's question, but that there is no way for these two identities to be separated separately.

Liu Mu said: "On the ground, I am an ordinary person who wants to marry a princess. ...... under the ground," Willow stopped.

Zhang Chuchen asked: "How?" ”

"I can even influence the court." There was a sharpness in Liu Mu's eyes.

"Arrogance." Zhang Chuchen has seen it with his own eyes, and he has also experienced the rise and fall of countless people in the Great Sui, as well as the death of the Great Sui and the rise of the Tang Dynasty. So she didn't pay attention to Yanagi's words at all.

Liu Mu said: "Bet a game, before October next year, the sky will be cloudy." If I win, Mrs. Li and Red Man are two people, if I fail. I, Liu Mu, will go away and exile myself for five thousand miles. ”

Day perineum!

Heaven represents the Son of Heaven and the Tang Dynasty. The sky yin represents ......

Zhang Chuchen's eyes instantly widened: "Don't you want to avenge Lan Ruo?" ”

"It's really a red man, but it was just to provoke me, a small minist, and didn't take the mins seriously. I didn't tell the whole truth, and I didn't think about my father-in-law, who I had never seen before, and I wouldn't be blind. Yanagi smiled. Obviously, Zhang Chuchen didn't have this mind before, but not now.

Zhang Chuchen also found that he was speechless and wanted to redeem himself, but Liu Mu continued: "If it is only Princess Pingyang who is assassinated, then Lan Ruo's brother should be under the command of General Chai Shao according to common sense. He left, hidden, he waited for an opportunity. Because General Chai Shao did nothing, Lan Ruo's brother left. ”

Zhang Chulan felt that her heartbeat was speeding up, because Liu Mu really guessed it.

But Zhang Chuchen would not continue on this topic, and said: "Wang Junkuo humiliated you, didn't you endure it." ”

Madame was talking to Mu, but Mu still replied to Madame, those two are just pond fish. When I burned the towers, they didn't care. ”

"Okay, I'm betting with you." Zhang Chuchen raised his hand, and Liu Mu immediately raised his hand to high-five Zhang Chuchen.

After high-fives, Yanagi said, "Did Madame say that there is a technique for pigeon training, and these pigeons can be used to deliver messages?" "Liu Mu is not sure whether Datang has a flying pigeon at this time.

But the ancient saying is indeed recorded, and the wild goose passed on the book.

"Yes, someone has trained in the former Sui."

"There's Mrs. Law." Liu Mu bowed.

Zhang Chuchen nodded, and then Zhang Chuchen got up: "Mrs. Ben will go to Furong Garden at night and say goodbye." ”

"No." Willow sat there motionless.

Why Zhang Chuchen came here, Liu Mu knew very well.

Because of the three knives traveling far away, there was only one team of people, that is, one knife went north to Yunzhou, responsible for escorting the first batch of wool back to Chang'an. The Shadow Knife is to find skilled craftsmen, and there were many famous craftsmen in the former Sui who fled during the war. Especially those great craftsmen who were the superintendents of the Sui generals back then, should be in Jiangdu now.

At that time, Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty toured the south and brought many skilled craftsmen, just to give him the entire palace, ship repair and other work.

Ba Dao, on the other hand, has more ways to run, and there are some famous rangers, he plans to invite these people out of the mountains, and then take these people to the north before May, disguised as a caravan to investigate the movement on the grassland, and after the mission is completed, he will return to Chang'an.

These three people will definitely report to Zhang Chuchen when they travel far away.

That's why Zhang Chuchen came here.