Chapter 642: Soft Girl, Pull Brother
Don't you know where the two of them are standing is a rock that rises above the ground? She forced her over like that, and she slipped herself up, causing the personable Ben Gongzi to fall directly into the muddy field by the Yinma River, what is this called?
"You, where did you fall? Don't panic, I'm here to save you! Li Youwen couldn't help but panic in her heart and jumped down directly. As a result, after his foot came into contact with the mud, he fell directly into it, and Li Youwen screamed, her hands danced wildly, and pushed Duan Dagongzi, who had just struggled to get up from the muddy ground, into the mud again.
“…… Sister, oh no, grandma, please let me go, okay? Duan Dagongzi, who fell back into the mud again, looked sad, and was already powerless to complain, looking at Her Royal Highness Princess Zhaoyang, who seemed to be dancing her hands, as if she was practicing the Nine Yin White Bone Claws, how could she feel that her luck was really back home.
"Ah, I'm hurting you again? You, hey, why are you lying here? Why don't you stand up. Li Youwen listened to the voice, turned her head, and finally saw the eldest prince Duan lying in the mud and embarrassed by the moonlight, how could he still have a little bit of the graceful demeanor of the past, more like a flower chicken that has been wrapped in yellow mud and ready to be roasted.
"You think I want to? I just stood up and you knocked me down again, please don't say cool things, okay auntie, please pull my brother......" Duan Shaojun wiped a handful of mud on his face, but he could only wipe more and more, rolled his eyes helplessly, and stretched out his big hand full of black mud to Li Youwen.
"Okay, be careful, I'm coming." Li Youwen saw Duan Shaojun's languishing appearance, her heart was anxious, and her guilt and anxiety made her take a big step forward desperately, and then took Duan Shaojun's hand and slammed it hard.
Duan Shaojun felt as if he was driven by a heavy truck, he was pulled out of the mud directly, and then rushed forward directly, it was really not intentional, Duan Shaojun could swear to Mao Taizu and Deng Taizong that he was really lifted by this woman's strange power to fly.
Then, just like this, he rushed towards Li Youwen, Bai Fumei, Li Youwen, who was too strong, was also unstable on her feet, and was falling backwards, when she saw Duan Shaojun flying forward, she was stunned all of a sudden, although she wanted to subconsciously punch out, but when her hand was half-hit, she stopped.
Rao is like this, Duan Shaojun couldn't help screaming, and with stars in his eyes, he knocked down this long-legged Bai Fumei in the muddy field of the Drinking Horse River.
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"It really was just an accident, trust me, I didn't mean to pounce on you and take advantage of you." Duan Shaojun looked at Li Youwen, who was pressed into the mud by himself, with a panicked expression, and couldn't help but speak first.
"Then you still don't get out of the way?!" Li Youwen was ashamed and angry, she never thought that this guy would pounce like this, and now she let this bastard be crushed into the fishy and deep mud, it is not so easy to break free, the important thing is that she is still intimately pressed by a hooligan disciple.
Now, Li Youwen deeply regrets why Fang Cai's punch didn't exert all her strength, maybe this bastard lying on top of herself should fly back upside down now. Instead of pressing on your body and making it difficult for you to move.
"I want to too, but it's hard for me to get up now...... Duan Shaojun looked at Bai Fumei, whose face was red and about to drip blood, with his own pounce, gravitational acceleration, plus the physical strength of the two people and free fall.
I was also deeply immersed in this mud, although fortunately there was a sexy and hot delicate body under me, but it was not so easy to struggle to get up from the mud with nowhere to force.
"Ahh What are you doing here, you rascal?! Duan Shaojun had just moved his lower limbs, ready to break free from the mud, but Li Youwen's screams were so frightened that he threw himself on his stomach and fell back.
"What did I do?"
"You, you scoundrel, what are you rubbing next to me, you guy, it's too nasty." Li Youwen not only blushed on her pretty face, but also had a red posture in her eyes.
"Please, we're next to each other now, I'm not moving, how do I get out of the mud and stand up?" Duan Shaojun was speechless, he could only show that this woman had no experience in the swamp, but was it useful to explain these to her now?
Duan Shaojun's explanation really didn't bring Li Youwen a little relief, seeing this woman staring at him murderously, Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes helplessly. "In order to prove my innocence, I still don't move, but I have to bother the general to call for help, maybe they can hear your phoenix sound and rush over to rescue us."
"......" Li Youwen blinked, shook her head categorically, and vetoed Duan Shaojun's suggestion. In such a situation now, it's almost embarrassing to be thrown into Java, and then call people over, so that others can see that they are crushed in the mud by this guy, how can they live?
"What then? Your Highness, why don't you give me a trick, I think you won't let you, you won't let you call someone, we can't just lie on the ground and the sky is desolate, the sea is dry and rotten, right? Duan Shaojun was very helpless, although being able to rub with this hot girl so intimately and intimately was definitely a flying blessing for men.
But the problem is that the time and place are not right. These smelly mud are very unappetizing, and the most important thing is to soak in the mud, which makes the whole body slippery and greasy, and it is extremely uncomfortable.
"Then you quickly find a way to get up, if you don't get up again, then flash aside, I'll find a way to get up myself." Li Youwen struggled, but found that the harder she worked, the more she sank, and she couldn't help but panic.
"I'm thinking of a way, although you are very beautiful and sexy, but the problem is that the environment and location are not right, no one wants to eat tofu or be eaten tofu in such a situation......" Duan Dagongzi's stinky mouth was really not covered, and he still complained in such a situation.
"You, you bastard!" Hearing this, Li Youwen was ashamed and annoyed, but her hands and feet were so tightly pressed by this bad billet that she was really powerless to break free, even if she wanted to punch this guy, she couldn't do it, and under the shame, Li Youwen couldn't help but scold.
"Miss, how can you say that about me? First of all, you were the one who lifted me to the edge of the big rock and caused me to fall, right? Then, as soon as I stood up, you jumped down and pushed me back into the mud, right? When I arrived, I understood your kindness in helping, but if you help, you have to weigh your own strange power first, and I am embarrassed to say that I am just pulling out as a carrot, and I am embarrassed to say you, and I have to blame me again, this is your fault......"
Seeing that Duan Shaojun, the bastard, was pressed tightly on his body, he was still discussing in a serious manner, he was the innocent victim, and he was the culprit who was pressed under him and took advantage of it.
As the saying goes, uncles can bear it, but aunts can't bear it. But right now, General Li really doesn't know how to fight back. Under the shame and indignation, a pair of bright eyes couldn't help but redden, and the eyes flashed with aggrieved crystals.
Duan Dagongzi, who was proudly standing on the highest point of morality to forcefully refute Li Youwen's immoral behavior, saw that General Li actually showed such an expression, and even tears were brewing in his eyes, almost wanting to flow out, this thing couldn't help but soften his heart, and he suddenly panicked. "Stop, general, eldest lady, aunt, don't cry, I'll get up, can't I get up?"
"Then you shouldn't hurry!" Li Youwen tried her best to endure the tears of grievance and grievance, and stared at a pair of bright eyes that were not lethal at all.
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"Then I'm really up, don't think I'm taking advantage of you, I just want to get up, but you're below me, so it's inevitable to be rubbed......" Duan Dachangshi's mouth was crooked, while struggling hard. This time, Li Youwen finally didn't change her face like Fang Cai and call it indecent.
But this feeling of skin being rubbed against each other still made Li Dashuai feel ashamed and angry, and he couldn't wait to pass out at this moment, saving him so embarrassing. And, it seems, this guy's touch and rubbing, he actually has no disgust, what is the situation? At this moment, Li Dashuai's head completely turned into a mess.
Duan Shaojun really didn't have the mind to take advantage of it, he worked hard to support his upper body, and then struggled to maintain his balance, and finally pulled out his hands and staggered to stand in the knee-high mud.
Then, he grabbed Li Youwen's outstretched arm, carefully pulled Li Youwen up, looked at the sludge on the other party's body, and then looked at his own similar appearance, Duan Shaojun really couldn't describe his mood at the moment in words.
"What shall we do now?" After Li Youwen stood up, she began to feel chills all over her body when the wind blew, and she couldn't help but subconsciously hugged her arms and said. "This way, how to see people."
Duan Shaojun also has a headache, he is full of ** and stinky, such an image is even more difficult to see than a beggar. "Otherwise, you wait for me a while, and I'll go find someone and ask them to get us some blankets and clothes."
Li Youwen thought about it, and there was really no other way, so she could only look at Duan Shaojun pitifully. "Then you remember to come back early."
"Don't worry, I'll be back soon, right...... Take this coat and put it on. Duan Shaojun's eyes fell on Fang Cai's coat that was casually thrown on the boulder by Li Youwen, and now, the only one that was not stained with mud and was dry was this long shirt.
Putting on this long robe, Li Youwen watched Duan Shaojun open his legs with difficulty and walked towards the way he came, perhaps because he was covered in mud and walked as ridiculously as a lame duck.
Li Youwen looked at Duan Shaojun's figure in a daze, the fishy smell and slippery feeling on her body, but she couldn't hide the sweetness in her heart.
When Duan Shaojun took difficult steps and came to a short distance from the place where Qi Da and the others were waiting, Li Shenjin's vigilant cheers sounded first. "What kind of ghost is there?!"
In addition to this loud shout, Duan Shaojun also heard the familiar sound of pulling strings, needless to say, it must be that Qi Da, who has always been proud of his archery skills, has already stretched his bow and arrows.
"It's me, don't do it!" Duan Shaojun hurriedly shouted to declare his identity, saving him more than one arrow.
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