Chapter 591: If you want to understand a foreign language, you can get a girl for Dao Ye
"Three hundred and fifty taels, that's all right, right? The friendship between our grandfather, can't those bits and pieces be erased? Daoist Xuanzhen shook his outstretched hand weakly, his heart was so distressed that he was about to drip blood, and he looked at Duan Shaojun with a flattering smile.
"Yes, but I still say the same thing, you have to pay for the expenses in this entertainment city." Duan Shaojun patted his shirt with satisfaction, and then smiled toothily at Xuan Zhendao.
Xuan Zhendao's eyes widened, and after thinking about it, he rolled his eyes weakly. "Virtuous nephew, are you embarrassed to let Dao Ye and I be penniless? I don't think about tea and dinner for your safety, I think about it day and night, tossing and turning, and I can't sleep at night......"
"Stop, forget it, count me if I'm afraid of you, you can't do it, so let's do it, your bathing consumption in Le Bu Si Shu Entertainment City will be recorded in my account, but I don't care about other expenses, you have to pay for it yourself, if you owe a debt, and you will be arrested at that time, then you will have your own Qihu law and punishment, no wonder I."
Hearing that Duan Shaojun was willing to reduce some of his fees, Li Dazhen was suddenly in a good mood and raised his silver hair happily. "Daoye, am I the kind of person who pays his debts? What's the matter with debts, it's a big deal to pay off your debts......"
"Debt, flesh repayment?" Duan Shaojun looked at this triumphant old rascal with a black line on his face, and when he thought of the old guy's posture of wearing a thin gauze and making a debt to pay for his debts, he really had the urge to pick up a small piece of knife and give this old thing to three knives and six eyes, it was too disgusting.
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Duan Shaojun really couldn't figure out which tendon was wrong with his master, and he actually threw the scourge of Xuanzhen Dao Elder to his side. Is it interesting for him to come? Interesting?
In addition to providing this old whore with food, drink, and entertainment, can he expect him to do anything that can benefit him? Anyway, Duan Shaojun is very desperate, even if it is a donkey sent by Shizun, it is more effective than Xuanzhen Daochang, this unobtrusive guy, at least the donkey can still be used to grind, and after slaughtering, it can also be used to eat meat, and the donkey skin can also be used to boil Ejiao, which can be described as a treasure.
But this old fellow, a dry monkey, is afraid that he doesn't have a piece of fat on his body, and he is afraid that it will not be enough to hire a butcher if he chops and sells meat.
But soon Duan Shaojun remembered what was going on, and dragged the Xuanzhen Dao Elder to him, whispering for a while. Daoist Xuan Zhen suddenly puffed out his eyes, and his head shook rapidly. "Don't do it, damn, are you kid afraid that I will borrow money from you if I play well, so you are in such a hurry to drive me away, what do you mean?"
"I said long, I want to play, when can't I play, you don't want to take such a big credit as escorting Her Royal Highness the princess to Tang safely?" Duan Shaojun rolled his eyes helplessly and said bitterly.
"Is it useful to take credit for this? Don't forget, Master Dao, I'm an outsider, can the old man of the Son of Heaven still give me a Taishang National Teacher to play? Daoist Xuan Zhen glanced at Duan Shaojun with disdain, with a look of displeasure.
Duan Shaojun's eyes narrowed, and he laughed a few times before lowering his voice. "Daoist, you don't lack fame, but you have to think about your son and your mother-in-law, right? Do you want your son to be fostered in a Taoist temple since he was a child because his family is poor, and the son will inherit his father's business and become a Taoist priest for the rest of his life? ”
"You've only been a Taoist priest all your life." Xuan Zhendao was furious, glared at Duan Shaojun viciously, and said angrily, and after this old man came back to his senses, he slapped him on the thigh. "He is the Buddha's, how did I forget this stubble."
Duan Shaojun almost got hit by an arrow in his knee and knelt directly, lying down, alas, he still has to be a father for this thing. He never thought about his own doll, and he really didn't know that his son had created a sin for several lifetimes, and he was actually reincarnated under the knees of this unobtrusive guy to be his son.
But now is not the time to sigh, Duan Shaojun continued to induce. "Yes, you think, you have made great contributions, as an outsider, you don't want anything, but what about your son?"
"This credit is amazing, no matter what, maybe you can change your son's title, the so-called wife and son, nothing more than that, in this way, maybe your mother-in-law will be happy, and you don't bother to care about the sin of wandering in the flower street and willow lane in Beijing all day long."
", when have I ever been to that kind of place. Don't defile my noble character...... Hey, what do you guys mean, retching with two little faces on one or two?! ”
"Okay, okay, Dao Chief, please, I'll take you to the entertainment city. If you stay here, you'll probably vomit in a while. Duan Shaojun hurriedly dragged the old guy out, for fear that he would continue to brazenly brag and be beaten by the unbearable pro-soldiers.
Duan Shaojun dragged Xuanzhen Daoist to Lebu Si Shu Entertainment City, because this old man really likes to harass people too much, Duan Shaojun wants to be quiet, either throw this old man into the dungeon of the prince of Tukun, or, he can only throw him into a man's paradise like Le Bu Si Shu Entertainment City, as long as this old man can stay quietly, don't spoil his own big things.
After telling this old guy to swear by his prematurely dead master and the child who has not yet been weaned, he must not reveal Li Youwen's identity and the discussed plan to return to the Tang Dynasty. Duan Shaojun then took the old Xuanzhen whore with a face full of curiosity and eagerness and walked towards the Happy Shu Entertainment City.
As soon as he entered the door, Xuan Zhendao, the old driver who knew all over the flowers, was blindfolded, looking at the black silk thighs of those blond, red-haired, brown-haired, blue-eyed, and exotic bunny girls with rich * breasts * fat * buttocks, and deliberately squeezed out bottomless hooks, the old driver completely forgot the existence of Duan someone, and even Duan Shaojun wanted to tell this old lewd man more about the rules here This old guy ignored it.
Duan Shaojun watched dumbfounded, this old rascal was actually able to stammer, talking nonsense, and communicating non-stop with a blonde and blue-eyed bunny girl with the hottest body.
After a while, Duan Shaojun came back to his senses, grabbed the old rascal and dragged him aside. "You actually know the Qihu language?"
Daoist Xuan Zhen glanced at Duan Shaojun impatiently. "What's so strange about that? Dao Ye, I'm a language genius. Not only do you know how to talk nonsense, but you also know how to speak straight and Persian......"
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"Holy! Really fake. Do you know Roman? "Duan Shaojun is going crazy, Nima, is this unserious old rascal really a language genius? You know, in this era, the most lacking thing is translators.
Daoist Xuan Zhen looked at Duan Shaojun twice, and after making sure that this guy was not joking with himself, he helplessly spread his hands, lowered his voice and said mysteriously in Duan Shaojun's ear: "As long as you can get a Roman girl for Dao Ye and me, within ten days and half a month, Dao Ye and I can not only understand Roman dialect, but even write a limerick poem in Roman dialect...... Hey, what's that look on your kid, don't believe it? ”
"No, it's not that I don't believe it, I just think that you are really a genius, Dao Chief." Duan Shaojun looked at this old man with an extremely strong learning ability with a numb expression. I think that I used to be a hot-blooded young man who read all of Aiwei, but for Japanese language, I was limited to those few sentences that appeared most often, such as what kind of pressing Asian disc and the like.
Compared with this Xuanzhen Dao Master, Duan Shaojun really had an urge to die. It seems that the world really can't underestimate anyone, maybe he is a genius in a certain field. For example, Xuan Zhen Dao Chang can actually learn the language from the other party in such an environment, I have to admire.
Nima, if the Tang Dynasty occupies Africa in the future, he should take this old man with him, maybe in ten days and half a month, this old man will be able to learn countless African vernacular from the African black girl to facilitate the Tang Dynasty's rule over the region.
"Nonsense, Dao Ye, I don't have a little Taoism, how dare I mix in the rivers and lakes for so long, even if I am not in the rivers and lakes for a long time now, there is still a legend of Dao Ye and me on the rivers and lakes." Daoist Xuan Zhen shook his head coquettishly, and the blonde girl with blue hair and blue eyes disappeared from Duan Shaojun's sight with a green light and hot body.
After Duan Shaojun shook his head in disbelief, he turned around and was about to leave, but was seen by a rabbit girl, who hurriedly came over to greet him and invited Duan Shaojun to the private room on the second floor.
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