It's going to be a dead man, what about the subsidy? That's one of the few extra money in the whole Liujiatun......

What to do?

The people of Liujiatun sighed when they heard this, no one had the ability to learn the hob meat, and dragged the mayor out of the foot-washing room to report an old punch on the street.

In the end, the town elder with a blue nose and a swollen face had to invite the old man to drink wine and eat meat, and then the two hooked their shoulders and pushed their hearts together, and they almost called them brothers and sisters together, and came to Liujiatun to peep at the daughters-in-law taking a bath......

"The fortune teller Zhang Banxian in the next door has also been dead for several years, and in the future, we will look at the black and white ceremonies in Tun, set feng shui, and find auspiciousness."

The tun people of Liujiatun were gossiping, as if they remembered the benefits of the old rascal~ hooligan, and the forehead of the old village chief Li Laifu faintly broke out in a shiny cold sweat.

Li Ergou rolled his eyes and sighed, and wailed to Elder Tun's father:

"Dad, I just remembered that Old Man Liu still owes me 2,000 yuan......

Hearing that he stumbled under his feet, Li Laifu was deeply shocked, that old thing, he still owes my son 2,000 yuan, can he pay it back?

Gradually, the people of Liujiatun had no choice but to find that this old scourge that the whole village hated to the bone had actually become a pivotal figure in Liujiatun?

Could it be that my Liu Jiatun can't do without this hob meat?

..................

At this time, the sky changed greatly, and a gust of wind blew strangely, making the thin skin coffin board rattle......

Seeing this, all the tun people invariably shudrered and woke up frightened from the good memories.

In the cold winter, the wind blows on the cotton jacket and pants, and there is a strange chill around without warning.

The clouds and mist on the mountainside of Ziyun Mountain also began to darken strangely.

The people looked up at the sky at the same time, and saw a large area of dense black clouds quietly pressing over, covering the Shiding Peak of Ziyun Mountain.

Suddenly, the cold wind was everywhere, like nine harsh winters......

"Wow Wow...... Woo!"

The black earth dog raised by Lao Liu's family howled, and he entered the broken grass house in fear and refused to come up again.

It is said that the dog's eyes can be psychic, and when he sees a strange aura rushing down from the clouds, it is like a dragon from all over the world smashing into Shiding Peak, but ordinary people can't see the slightest clue......

No one paid attention to the unfortunate black earth dog, and all the people looked up at the sky as if they were bleeding from their noses, was it going to rain?

Or, it's going to snow?

It's a good harvest year, as the saying goes, Ruixue is a good year!

A vast white mist rose in the sky, and heavy snow fell head-on.

The snowflakes that swirled around flew quietly like this, so calm and calm, with a hint of weirdness that could not be concealed.

"Squeaky ......"

The sound was not loud, it was the slightest noise in the thin-skinned coffin board of the morgue.

This sound shocked all the people of Liujiatun, who looked at the edge of the uncovered coffin in fear, stretched out a pair of white and thin claws, and a gray hair, as if tasting the cold head of the world......

"Ungrateful dog calf? Before I could breathe, I put it in the coffin? I haven't seen my grandson yet, how can I be willing to leave?"

Liu Sixteen, the hob meat, really deceived the corpse, and even God didn't accept him......

Sitting up from the door panel, Liu Sixteen collapsed with his head held high, but the black dog who didn't know where to hide came over, shook his head around Liu Sixteen, and was well-behaved, worthy of Liu Sixteen's "pain" for fifteen years......

"Oooo

Seeing this, the tun people gasped at the same time, and took three steps back in unison, their whole bodies trembled, could it be that they had cheated the corpse?

Liu Sixteen was dazed, jumped out of the coffin in one step, and found that in addition to a large pair of pants on his thin body, he was wearing a thin short-sleeved undershirt.

"Ge Laozi, which demon calf took off his father's padded jacket?"

The people looked at each other at a loss, seeing that you were like this, who knows which one can do it?

"Is it Cuihua's hand?, come on, just touch me......"

Liu Sixteen's thin body was steaming, and his mouth was dripping with salivation, and he actually reached out to pull the old daughter-in-law's stiff cotton pants, and the red-faced second dog daughter-in-law couldn't dodge, and was attacked by Liu Sixteen's thin old claws.

"My Daddy......"

The second dog's daughter-in-law exposed two pieces of white flesh behind her buttocks and was steaming, so frightened that she screamed and fled to hide her face, regardless of the wisps of demonic black hair hidden under the white flesh flying in the wind, attracting the eyes of countless future generations......

Li Ergou stared at his sixty-year-old wife and aunt being bullied, and suddenly became furious, and his heart was murderous, and he said silently:

"I'm going to cut you with a knife and castrate you ...... old immortal"

Seeing this, Li Laifu, the head of the old tun, suddenly disappeared with a calm face, green tendons appeared on his forehead, and he glared at his old daughter-in-law Cuihua and roared:

"You call a hammer? Do you still lose two taels of meat when he touches you? Do you still miss this old dog's touch on weekdays, get out of my ......?"

When the second dog's daughter-in-law Cuihua heard this, she hurriedly lifted her pants and tightened her buttocks, and her old face became even more red, as if an old tree was blooming......

Seeing that Liu Sixteen was an old man defrauding the corpse, the people of Tun estimated that the old guy was angry the day before yesterday, but now he has eased up, so he stepped forward with a fake look of concern and comfort, and was ready to give up.

This old guy lived to be one hundred and eight years old, and he really has nine lives!

Liu Sixteen shook his white head, came back to his senses and kicked his black dog, and scolded with a smile:

"The dog said, you are still waiting here to eat meat, Lao Tzu is really burping, and he is not starving to death. ”

The black dog, who was kicked in the hind legs, shook his butt and fled quickly in the direction of the thatched hut with a bewitching pace similar to Li Ergou's mother-in-law.

Suddenly, the black clouds in the sky dispersed, and the snowflakes quickly melted as if they had never been there at all.

At this time, on the mountain path leading to the outside of the tun, a thin figure appeared in the distance, the man looked very young, and the sharp-eyed tunmin called:

"Uncle Sixteen, your grandson Eighteen rushed back from the city to mourn......

When Liu Sixteen heard this, his waist stiffened suddenly, and he turned his head and scolded:

"Lao Tzu is not dead yet, who is the one who is mourning? Get out of the way of Lao Tzu......

Liu 18 is 1.75 meters tall, with an average appearance, he looks quiet and slightly thin, but those who know the bottom know what terrifying explosive power is hidden in this thin and thin body......

Back then, when Liu Eighteen had not yet walked out of Ziyun Mountain, there were two major scourges in Tunli, in addition to his grandfather Liu Sixteen, Liu Eighteen had to be added.

Liu Sixteen is disrespectful to the old, no matter which window he goes to peek at the little daughter-in-law taking a bath, he will take his precious grandson Eighteen with him.

From the age of five to the age of seventeen, in just twelve years, Liu Shibai practiced the evil kung fu that was better than the blue.

Peeping at the incident, the young Zhuang of Mantun surrounded the village and shouted, and even his grandfather had to be arrested, but Liu Shibai escaped under the siege and interception of the village, and ran into Ziyun Mountain to hide for a night......

Of course, it is unknown what other kung fu the old guy has to teach Liu Eighteen

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